The police station
Lewis: *Walking with Bob, and Shawn, as they escort Benjamin to his cell*
Officer 88: What did this guy do?
Bob: He pulled a gun on an officer.
Benjamin: But he started it!
Shawn: Shut up! I didn't start anything!
Benjamin: He pulled the gun on me first!!
Shawn: Get the fuck in your cell!!!! *Pushes Benjamin into a cell* And get some tape to cover his mouth. We're leaving the cuffs on him.
Officer 88: Yes sir.
We were just gonna head back to The Silver Ballroom after bringing Ben in, but something caught our attention. The rear end of a mare so sexy, she could be on a playcolt magazine. She was one of two डेस्क clerks that worked the night shift, and the other one? Well, we didn't care too much for the other one. This mare had it all.
Mare: Hi boys.
Lewis: You're so hot.
Bob: I think you're gonna make my nose bleed if आप keep looking sexy like that.
Mare: That's what I'm here for.
Lewis: *Laughs* I like this mare.
Shawn: She's got a nice body, and a sense of humor.
Mare: So, who was that टट्टू आप just brought in here?
Shawn: That's the most annoying टट्टू in all of Equestria.
Lewis: His name is Benjamin Guarino.
Every time we tried to leave, that mare would say something to make us stay. Before we knew it, we left at 1:55.
Bob: Oh, that was great.
Shawn: I think I'm gonna fall asleep here. Is that okay?
Lewis: Sure, if आप want to be left behind.
Shawn: No, I'm kidding. I'll make it.
But inside the jail
Benjamin: *Getting his tape, and hoof cuffs removed. He gives $800 to the cop who set him loose*
Lewis, Bob, and Shawn were driving a 1994 Chevrolet Caprice down a road at 2 in the morning. They were all tired, and wanted to go to bed.
Mare: *Talking on the radio* Attention all units, 211 in progress-
Now as आप can tell, we were all tired, and wanted to go straight to bed, but as soon as we got that call, we decided to do our job, then go straight to bed. I still remember this like it was yesterday.
Mare: -Suspect is inside the bank, witnesses believe the suspect's name is Benjamin Guarino.
Bob: No!
Shawn: We just put him in jail.
Bob: Now we're gonna send him to hell!
We were tired, especially Shawn. He didn't want to put up with Guarino anymore.
Outside of the bank.
Lewis: Wait for him. No other cops are around. Lay low, he won't see us.
Benjamin: *Steps out of the bank*
Shawn: *Runs out of the car* BEN!!!
Benjamin: *Running*
Shawn: *Catches him, and slams his head into a दीवार five times* You're supposed to be in jail!! *Pushes him onto the sidewalk, and grabs a Walther. He shoots seven bullets into Benjamin's head*
Lewis: *Watching Shawn drag Ben back to the car.*
Bob: Alright, glad that's over.
Shawn: *Opens the trunk, and puts Benjamin's body inside* You're telling me. This cocksucker won't be bothering anyone anymore.
At a railway yard
Shawn & Bob: *Digging a hole*
Lewis: *Watching to make sure no one sees them*
Engineer: *Driving a train in the distance, and blows the horn twice*
Shawn & Bob: *Putting Benjamin's body, and the shovels अगला to the car, out of sight*
Engineer: *Blows the horn on his train again, as he passes with a freight train*
Lewis: Alright, he can't see us anymore.
Bob & Shawn: *Continue digging*
Shawn: आप think that's deep enough now?
Bob: Eh, not yet. Three और digs, and we're good.
Shawn: *Continues digging*
Bob: And, stop.
Shawn: *Rolls Benjamin into the hole* Let's hope this piece of shit doesn't rest in peace. He doesn't deserve it.
Bob: Word. Let's go.
Lewis: *Gets back in his car with the others, and drives away*
2 B Continued
Lewis: *Walking with Bob, and Shawn, as they escort Benjamin to his cell*
Officer 88: What did this guy do?
Bob: He pulled a gun on an officer.
Benjamin: But he started it!
Shawn: Shut up! I didn't start anything!
Benjamin: He pulled the gun on me first!!
Shawn: Get the fuck in your cell!!!! *Pushes Benjamin into a cell* And get some tape to cover his mouth. We're leaving the cuffs on him.
Officer 88: Yes sir.
We were just gonna head back to The Silver Ballroom after bringing Ben in, but something caught our attention. The rear end of a mare so sexy, she could be on a playcolt magazine. She was one of two डेस्क clerks that worked the night shift, and the other one? Well, we didn't care too much for the other one. This mare had it all.
Mare: Hi boys.
Lewis: You're so hot.
Bob: I think you're gonna make my nose bleed if आप keep looking sexy like that.
Mare: That's what I'm here for.
Lewis: *Laughs* I like this mare.
Shawn: She's got a nice body, and a sense of humor.
Mare: So, who was that टट्टू आप just brought in here?
Shawn: That's the most annoying टट्टू in all of Equestria.
Lewis: His name is Benjamin Guarino.
Every time we tried to leave, that mare would say something to make us stay. Before we knew it, we left at 1:55.
Bob: Oh, that was great.
Shawn: I think I'm gonna fall asleep here. Is that okay?
Lewis: Sure, if आप want to be left behind.
Shawn: No, I'm kidding. I'll make it.
But inside the jail
Benjamin: *Getting his tape, and hoof cuffs removed. He gives $800 to the cop who set him loose*
Lewis, Bob, and Shawn were driving a 1994 Chevrolet Caprice down a road at 2 in the morning. They were all tired, and wanted to go to bed.
Mare: *Talking on the radio* Attention all units, 211 in progress-
Now as आप can tell, we were all tired, and wanted to go straight to bed, but as soon as we got that call, we decided to do our job, then go straight to bed. I still remember this like it was yesterday.
Mare: -Suspect is inside the bank, witnesses believe the suspect's name is Benjamin Guarino.
Bob: No!
Shawn: We just put him in jail.
Bob: Now we're gonna send him to hell!
We were tired, especially Shawn. He didn't want to put up with Guarino anymore.
Outside of the bank.
Lewis: Wait for him. No other cops are around. Lay low, he won't see us.
Benjamin: *Steps out of the bank*
Shawn: *Runs out of the car* BEN!!!
Benjamin: *Running*
Shawn: *Catches him, and slams his head into a दीवार five times* You're supposed to be in jail!! *Pushes him onto the sidewalk, and grabs a Walther. He shoots seven bullets into Benjamin's head*
Lewis: *Watching Shawn drag Ben back to the car.*
Bob: Alright, glad that's over.
Shawn: *Opens the trunk, and puts Benjamin's body inside* You're telling me. This cocksucker won't be bothering anyone anymore.
At a railway yard
Shawn & Bob: *Digging a hole*
Lewis: *Watching to make sure no one sees them*
Engineer: *Driving a train in the distance, and blows the horn twice*
Shawn & Bob: *Putting Benjamin's body, and the shovels अगला to the car, out of sight*
Engineer: *Blows the horn on his train again, as he passes with a freight train*
Lewis: Alright, he can't see us anymore.
Bob & Shawn: *Continue digging*
Shawn: आप think that's deep enough now?
Bob: Eh, not yet. Three और digs, and we're good.
Shawn: *Continues digging*
Bob: And, stop.
Shawn: *Rolls Benjamin into the hole* Let's hope this piece of shit doesn't rest in peace. He doesn't deserve it.
Bob: Word. Let's go.
Lewis: *Gets back in his car with the others, and drives away*
2 B Continued
