माइ लिट्ल पोनी फ्रेंडशिप ईज़ मॅजिक Article: The Cops Part 9

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

The Silver Ballroom

Bevo, St. Foalis, July 9, 1996

It was 1 in the morning. Lewis, and Bob were sitting अगला to each other at one end of the bar, and Benjamin Guarino was at the other end, with four of his friends.

Benjamin: Hey, how are आप two doing over there?
Lewis: Fine, fine.
Benjamin: Drinks all around.
Bartender: *Preparing drinks*
Benjamin: We're getting close to the end of the 20th Century. Let's enjoy it while it lasts!
Lewis: Yeah, the 21st Century is only a few years away.
Bartender: *Gives everypony their drinks*
Benjamin: Enjoy the drinks fellas!
Bob: Yeah, चोटी, शीर्ष of the morning to आप too. *Drinks*
Shawn: *Arrives with a black stallion* हे guys, this is my friend, Fred, visiting from Chicagoat. He's looking for a job here.
Lewis: I think we can find him a job.
Benjamin: Shawn? Shawn Baldwin? Is that you?
Shawn: Oh येशु Christ, not this guy.
Benjamin: Shawn, come on over here!
Shawn: Okay, guys wait here for me, I gotta talk to him. *Walks to Benjamin* हे Benny.
Benjamin: *Hugs Shawn* So good to see आप again.
Shawn: Alright, alright, take it easy. You're gonna break every bone in my body.
Benjamin: *Lets go* आप seem a little uptight.
Shawn: Yeah, because आप hug me like आप wanna kill me.
Benjamin: I do not. I haven't seen आप in six years. आप think that gives me the right to hug a friend I haven't seen so long?
Shawn: Where did आप go?
Benjamin: Business trip to Seoul. It was a blast, they gave me a billion dollars. When are आप going to make that much money being a police pony?
Shawn: Benjamin, the money I make is none of your business. Maybe आप like दिखा रहा है off the cash आप get, but the money I make is personal.
Benjamin: Okay, okay, take it easy. If it bothers आप that much, we don't have to talk about it.
Shawn: Good.
Lewis: हे I'm gonna change the song on the jukebox.
Bob: Okay.
Lewis: *Goes to the jukebox*
Benjamin: I just thought you'd like to stop living like a bum, and be rich like me.
Shawn: *Smashes a glass on the counter* WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM?!!?!
Lewis: *Turns off the song*
Shawn: I'm gonna पंच that damn smile off of your face, and shoot your brains out!!
Benjamin: I'd like to see आप try. Remember, I haven't broken any laws.
Shawn: Fuck you! I'll be waiting for आप outside! *Walks out of the bar*
Benjamin: Christ, what a cunt.
Lewis: Hey, there's no need to talk like that about him.
Benjamin: Are आप kidding? That bastard just exploded.
Bob: आप pissed him off. He asked आप nicely not to talk about his salary, but आप pushed him. आप pushed it too far.
Shawn: *Walks back into the bar with a Walther P99*
Lewis: Oh shit, Bob.
Bob: Oh no. Shawn?
Shawn: *Points the gun at Benjamin*
Lewis: Shawn, put it down! *Pushes Shawn away from Benjamin*
Benjamin: Come on!! Let him do it!! *Pulls out a Beretta* I'm ready!!!
Bob: *Pulls out his gun* Ben, drop it! Drop the fucking gun!
Benjamin: Not until your friend drops it!!
Shawn: Can I shoot him now?!
Lewis: No.
Benjamin: I heard that!! I fucking heard that!!! Lewis, get out of the way!!
Bob: Ben, don't worry about those two, just drop the gun!
Benjamin: आप stay out of this Bob!!
Bob: *Hits Benjamin* One of आप get some cuffs!
Lewis: *Grabs his pair of hoof cuffs* Here.
Bob: *Takes the cuffs, and puts them on Benjamin* You're under arrest.

This was the most frustrating night for Shawn. He never felt so insulted in his whole life.

2 B Continued

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On The Block Episode 10 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren

Gary, Brianna, and James were standing द्वारा the chalkboard. They just finished painting a mural.

Gary: It looks great. What do आप two see in this?
Brianna: I see us, just being ourselves.
Gary: What about आप James?
James: What do I see? A board, with paint.
Gary: Fair enough. *Looks at audience* If आप don't start laughing, I'll kick आप out of here, and आप won't be able to see this until it airs on television.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz:...

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Runaway Part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Pierce, and Nikki got to the Federal Credit Union. It was closed, but Nikki could use her card to open the doors.

Nikki: *Scans her card, and types in a code*
Bank: Doors unlocked. Have a good day.
Nikki: *Walks into the bank*
Pierce: *Follows Nikki*
Nikki: What exactly are we doing here again?
Pierce: We're getting a loan. *Walks to safe* Give me your card.
Nikki: *Throws card to Pierce*
Pierce: *Swipes card, and unlocks safe*
Nikki: How much are आप gonna take?
Pierce: Just shut up, and guard that entrance with the shotgun I gave you.
Nikki: *Holding door*

As Pierce was gathering the money, he...

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Cider Sweet (AJ x Fluttershy)

posted by BlackPetals

Boo. I've come back from the grave to write और बिना सोचे समझे things. Seriously, this time. I believe I've improved as a writer, after several stories a few dozen poems and about ten लेखन classes. So, let's see how this goes.

A slender but sturdy नारंगी, ऑरेंज mare bucked her hind legs, her hooves thumping into a tree. Apples fell like rain, overflowing the buckets and coaxing a smile. A few feet away, a canary-coated mare flinched, letting out a squeak. "It- it's very l-loud..." She mumbled, cheeks pink. The नारंगी, ऑरेंज mate laughed. "Of course it is, Fluttershy. All hard work produces noise." The mare's...

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Runaway Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

अगला day, Pierce was sent to the Commissioner's office.

Commissioner: I told the Oatland Police Department about that car आप saw abandoned in the street. One of the officers found all four of the bank robbers dead. What do आप have to say for yourself?
Pierce: I'd say it's a big coincedence. All I found was their car.
Commissioner: The officer also कहा that some ponies witnessed a green earth टट्टू with a red, and yellow mane, with नारंगी, ऑरेंज hooves shooting at four ponies in a house. He had a Mossberg 500 shotgun, and his car was a dark grey Chevronet Pearla. Do these things remind आप of somepony?...

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Runaway Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Pierce got to his car. He had a spare tire in the trunk, along with tools to change the tire that got shot. Before he did that, he got on the radio.

Commissioner: Pierce? Where are you?
Pierce: Oatland. Listen, I found a red car over here. I'm not sure who it belongs to, but आप might wanna get a tow truck crew to clean it up.
Commissioner: That's out of our jurisdiction. What are आप doing in Oatland?
Pierce: Visiting a friend. *Gets off radio* Now to fix that tire.

After fixing the tire, Pierce drove back to San Franciscolt. He was glad that the four bank robbers were killed, even though the...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 74 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 6, 1958
Location: Ogden, Utah
Time: 7:07 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Ryan walked into Michael's office at the station to recieve his first assignment for the day. During this, he was still thinking about how to help the Santa Ne Railway get और engineers.

Michael: Good morning.
Ryan: Hi Michael. What's my job for today?
Michael: Your first assignment for the दिन is to drive a freight train into Cheyenne. The Union Pacific is making a shipment of leather to a company that makes jackets.
Ryan: Somewhere, a group of greasers are going to be very thrilled for us bringing that leather...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 71 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Two of these diesels were being used for Roger's freight train

Date: July 27, 1958
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 1:27 PM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Roger was driving another freight train, this time with two different engines. They had just been repainted, and Michael wanted somepony to use them as soon as they were finished being repainted into the new paint scheme.

Roger: *Driving his train on a track right अगला to the road* No fence? That can't be good.
Scru Yu: *Driving his steam roller further up the road in front of Roger's train*
Dog: *Sees Scru Yu, and barks three times. He whimpers, and lays on his back, begging for a belly rub.*
Pony: *Walks towards...

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On The Block Episode 6 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on सड़क, स्ट्रीट corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing अगला to Double Scoop*
Tom: और ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands अगला to...

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Ponies On The Rails: Foreign Visitor Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Benny

Chicagoat, Illinois
April 4, 1957
11:59 AM

Hawkeye, and Percy got the train into Dearborn सड़क, स्ट्रीट Station. Now, they were waiting for the Canadian टट्टू to arrive.

Percy: What did Pete say this टट्टू looked like?
Hawkeye: I don't know. A blue unicorn. Let's get out of the train, and look for him. *Gets out*
Percy: Are आप sure?
Hawkeye: Yeah. It's not going anywhere.
Percy: Okay. *Slowly gets out of train*
Hawkeye: Now we walk around this station until we find the pony. *Walks upstairs*
Percy: *Follows*
Hawkeye: Change of plans. I have to use the bathroom. *Walks into bathroom*
Percy: Great. Now I gotta...

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Ponies On The Rails: Foreign Visitor Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Cheyenne Wyoming
April 4, 1957
7:20 AM

Percy: *Playing बिगुल, बग़ल in trainyard*
Gordon: *Wearing a leather jacket, and is carrying a whip*

"I like Ike, and the Union Pacific" - Richard Nixon

"Airplanes maybe faster, but trains are और reliable" - Chuck Berry

Percy: *Stops playing bugle*
Workers: *Lining up in front of Gordon*
Gordon: That was careless, and sloppy! *Looks at stopwatch* 32 seconds! Four सेकंड्स और then it was supposed to take for all of आप to get here.
Jeff: Actually, I got here in 26 seconds.
Gordon: How do आप know that?
Jeff: I kept track of the time with my watch.
Gordon: *Looking...

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Saten Twist Adventures.. Episode 10

posted by Canada24

Derpy: (flying home)
Master Sword: (runs over to her, and ends up asking her on a date).
Derpy: Uhh... Sure, I don't see why no- (suddenly gets shot in the arm, though it's only a flesh wound).
Master Sword: (holding handgun) That's great! I'm so damn happy!!
Derpy: (holding arm, and looking mad at him) WHY THE HELL DID आप SHOOT ME!?
Master Sword: Because I'm a weird, creepy, green guy.
Derpy: Your an idiot!
Master Sword: (proudly) Yes! But I'm YOUR idiot!

Not much of an chapter.. But it's I have for now..
Please leave reviews and all that jazz ;)

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 70 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nemo and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

And special guest star, Fluttershy as Renee

Previously in Ponies On The Rails

Pete: What do आप mean jinxed?
Renee:...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 68 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: February 12, 1957
Location: Ogden, Utah
Time: 9:15 AM
Railway: Southern Pacific

Anthony was the first टट्टू to drive his train across the modified bridge. His engine still had the smokestack with the bullet in it, and he was hoping it would be fixed soon.

Anthony: *Driving train*
Firepony: Pretty cold today.
Anthony: Yeah, आप could say that again. When I woke up at my house, I saw a lot of icicles.
Firepony: आप better get rid of them before they fall, and land on somepony.
Anthony: I tried, but they were too high. Get some और coal into the firebox. We're going into a tunnel.
Firepony:...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 68 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: February 1, 1957
Location: Ogden, Utah
Time: 10:05 AM
Railway: Southern Pacific

Ryan got his engine ready, and got it coupled up to a work train to repair track.

Ryan: *Waiting for a green signal*
Workers: *On train*
Worker Leader: *Walks up to Ryan's train*
Ryan: *Opens window, and looks at leader*
Work Leader: Where does Michael want us to go?
Ryan: He just wants us heading southbound until we get to a bridge. There's a river there, and he कहा that a huge branch from a fallen पेड़ got stuck there.
Worker Leader: So?
Ryan: It's preventing the water from flowing through. If the water doesn't...

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The story of Black Snow: Chapter 1

posted by jordy_dash

The story of Black Snow:Chapter 1, wrote द्वारा Jordy_Dash, डिज़ाइन of Black Snow द्वारा Alinah_09
Disclaimer! This is my first story in ages, sorry if it's not up to my standards. Enjoy

My name is Black Snow, I'm a unicorn born in टट्टू ville and I moved to canterlot when I was only four, I was raised in a middle class family in canterlot, my mother was a fashion designer and my father a musician though because they were always busy I would be alone for the most of my days, I had my father mane, but my mother's कोट and eyes, my mane was black with highlights of blue and my कोट was a snow white and my...

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Con Mane: The Return Of Pinkie Part 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Ice Cube's car is green, and Sally's car is silver

In Ice Cube's hideout in Compton L.A.

Song: link

Ice Cube: Alright Vito. Me, and Sally here are gonna go down to the storm drains, and get those weapons for ISIS ready. आप stay here, and protect the prisoners.
Vito: Why do I have to stay here?
Ice Cube: Because आप called me the N word.
Vito: *Sighs*
Sally: Here we go again.
Ice Cube: Let's go Sally. *Gets in car*
Sally: *Gets in another car*
Ice Cube: *Drives*
Sally: *Drives, and follows Ice Cube*
Vito: This is stupid. *Hears a sound* What was that? *Goes downstairs*
Fenix: Stay quiet. *Grabs gun* I got आप covered.
Vito: *Comes downstairs* Hey!...

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What Do आप Think #6: Mr. WTF?!

posted by mariofan14

It's been a while since I've done this spinoff of Windwaker430's "What's Your Take" articles. It's time to bring this back up with a big dislike about a new show.

To put it quite frankly, the new दिखाना I would like to talk about is a दिखाना named Mr. Pickles on [adult swim]. It's about a very evil, and quite Satanic, dog who disguises himself as man's best friend, but the reason the dog is named Mr. Pickles is because he likes pickles. But why am I going to say that it's a bad show? It's not that it's bad, but it's practically evil. Mr. Pickles has a secret Satanic lair under his doghouse, bends...

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Con Mane: The Return Of Pinkie Part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con, Fenix, and Rain called the German Commander from their tanks.

German Commander: The objective is complete?
Fenix: Jawohl. We had no difficulty.
German Commander: That is what I like to hear. Now get to Los Angeles, and defeat Ice Cube.
Fenix: We're on it.

On the plane ride to L.A.

Fenix: I just realized something. How are we going to stop the enemy?
Con: Disguises.
Fenix: What disguises? They'll know right off the bat that we're not one of them, because we are not alicorns.
Rain: Would आप care to elaborate on your plan?
Con: I am a unicorn. I'll turn Rain, and myself into an alicorn.
Fenix:...

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Con Mane: The Return Of Pinkie Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After the power outage, and sabotage caused द्वारा Parcival, Pinkie Pie tried calling M.I.3 again.

Pinkie Pie: *Waiting for response*
German Commander: Pinkie Pie? What happened?
Pinkie Pie: The power went out, and somepony nearly killed me.
German Commander: Are आप alright?
Pinkie Pie: Yes. 0007 made sure of that.
German Commander: Fenix has always told me good things about that agent of yours. Now, what did आप want from us again?
Pinkie Pie: I wanted information on Ice Cube, her alicorn army, and their whereabouts.
German Commander: The last time we got any info on them was when they ended up in...

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Con Mane: The Return Of Pinkie Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con, and Pinkie Pie went to C.I.E headquarters in Canterlot.

P: Well, it's great that आप found her. Have आप stopped Ice Cube, and the alicorns?
Con: No. Several alicorns were killed, but Ice Cube escaped. Thankfully, they did no harm to Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: And now that I'm back, I'd like my old job.
P: Fair enough. I'll get the paperwork filled out, and maybe I might transfer to another agency.
Con: It was great working with आप Parcival.
P: Thanks. The pleasure was all mine. *Walks away*
Pinkie Pie: It's great to be in command again.
Con: What would आप like me to do?
Pinkie Pie: Well...