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Flash Sentry trotted down the majestic streets of Ponyville. It was late evening, and he was headed his way to meet up with his फ्रेंड्स in their प्रिय tavern of the town, “The Tipsy Horse”. He was not wearing his Royal Guard uniform, as instead, he wore a loose कमीज, शर्ट and dark jeans. The pegasus was still muddled that the Princess Of प्यार had asked him to be the personal guard of the Princess of Friendship, Twilight Sparkle. The name seemed familiar to him of course, he knew her as the mare that constantly bumped into him around the castle. But the puzzled expression on his face soon disappeared when he entered the nightclub, and immediately spotted his फ्रेंड्स all sitting together in a small, round table. The loud dubstep संगीत buzzed through the floor and walls as he walked toward his फ्रेंड्स and took a सीट besides the bulky stallion, Lightning Twister.


“Oh, look who finally showed up!”

“Shut up.. I’m not in the mood.”

“What’s wrong, dude? आप look like a लॉस्ट colt.” Steam teased while handing the guard a beer.

Flash Sentry rolled his eyes in annoyance as he opened the glass bottle with his bare teeth. “If I tell you, आप won’t believe me.”

“Tell us! It’s not as if आप have anything else important to say about yourself.”

“Riiiiiight.. Anyhow.. I have been ordered to look after the Princess of Friendship tonight.. A Personal Guard, I guess आप can say..”

“..Twilight Sparkle? No bucking way! Dude.. that’s some serious shit. I mean, we just guard the castle. We hardly ever see the Princesses!” Shouted Lightning with a raspy voice.

“It’s not a really big deal.. I just don’t know why Princess Cadence chose me… I mean, Twilight’s a freaking alicorn with magical friendship powers या something! And I’m just.. Well.. Me..” Flash replied with thoughts rampaging through his mind.

“Hah! Well this calls for a toast!” Lightning declared as he simultaneously raised his cup of बीयर, बियर and clinked his glass with the others. “For our friend here, Flash Sentry!”

Hours passed. To nopony’s surprise, Steam Blade was the first to get drunk, soon followed द्वारा Sentry. Blade demanded his somewhat sober फ्रेंड्स to huddle around him as he spoke in a raspy voice.

“You guys, आप guys..” Steam hiccuped.

“What is it, आप idiot?”

“I was thinking about what Flash कहा earlier. How he could ask any mare out with no problem. Does that still remain true?”

Flash perked his ears, processing Blade’s words in his “near to being completely drunk” stage of mind. The नारंगी, ऑरेंज pegasus wasn’t thinking about what he was saying, he just simply nodded with a grin.

“Well then, Sentry.. How about a small bet?”

“A bet?”

“Yep. आप can’t bail out of it though.”

“Oh I see where this is going. आप pick the mare?”

“Now we’re talking!”

“Hah! All good with me. I’m ready!” Flash blurted with confidence.

“Well, unfortunately she is not here. But आप know her. या आप soon will."

* * *
And here he was, Flash Sentry pacing back and forth with anxiety besides a lonely bench in Ponyville before returning to his guard duty. This time, he was not traveling back to the Crystal Empire. This time, he was ordered to stay in Ponyville to guard Princess Twilight Sparkle. But the stallion was clearly not sober enough to protect such a princess this late. He tried to sober up द्वारा eating and drinking water, but to hardly no avail. He just released a heavy sigh, and splattered his face with water from the town’s fountain. The pegasus fluttered his wings and placed the silver हेलमेट on his head. And to worsen things, he had agreed on a bet that would change his life. He was dared to ask Princess Twilight Sparkle out on a date. Too many things were happening in his mind, and too fast. Flash Sentry decided to shrug off his anxiety and confusion while he headed toward Ponyville’s castle.


After half an घंटा of slow walking, he finally arrived to the doorsteps of the Princess. He immediately saw the other six guards swarming around the गढ़, महल looking out for any danger या threat. The stallion sighed at his new job and walked up the short staircase to reach the entrance. He raised a hoof and gently knocked on the mahogany door. It took a while, but the door finally opened and revealed the beautiful, purple princess on the other side. Twilight Sparkle was wearing a casual velvet गाउन which she used as pajamas. Flash Sentry respectfully bowed before his Princess, meanwhile Twilight tilted her head to the left in embarrassment.

“There’s no need for that.” Twilight stated softly. It wasn’t until when the stallion stood up from his kneeling and took off his हेलमेट that Twilight realized it was Flash Sentry. She widened her eyes and discretely blushed at the stallion she met from the human world. “I am guessing that Princess Cadence assigned आप as my personal guard?”

“That is correct, your highness.”

“Oh.. How.. Thoughtful of her… Hmm.. What.. What do personal guards do?”

“We serve to follow the royal around at all times and protect them at all costs.”

“...Are आप okay?”

“Huh? What do आप mean?”

“You look like you’re going to throw up!”

“Oh..” Flash कहा as he shook his pale face to bring in some color. “I’m fine.”

“...Do you.. Remember me?”

Flash Sentry interlocked his eyes with Twilight’s. “Of course I do!”

Twilight expanded a smile of hope.

“You’re the mare I always bump into!”

But just as quick, her smiled disappeared. “Yeah.. haha..”

“What? Did I say something?”

“Hm? No, no, no.. I confused आप with somepony else.”

“I see.” Flash stated as he raised his muzzle to the dark sky. “Well, it’s getting late. I’m sure आप are ready to hit the hay. I’ll be waiting outside your room-”

“Actually,” Twilight interrupted, “I like पढ़ना at night. I was planning on visiting the park to finish पढ़ना my current प्रिय book!”

“Ugh.. Oh, I mean of course! Excellent.. Then I’ll need to stay up all night with आप at that matter.” Flash कहा while expanding a fake smile.

Twilight nodded, grabbing her book from her saddle and trotting out her castle. Flash groaned in annoyance at his job, and silently followed the Princess behind her.

“You can go, if आप want.”

“..huh?”

“It’s not like आप प्यार to stay up all night protecting somepony आप know who won’t be in danger. I can protect myself.”

“I’ve been दिया strict orders, Princess Twilight Sparkle.”

“Very well. I appreciate आप following them.” The unicorn कहा as she continued her way to her secluded destination.

Now’s your chance! Flash Sentry thought. Just ask her out and get it over with! आप can’t bail out in this one, you’ll be humiliated for the rest of your life द्वारा your stupid friends! Gah, why am I फ्रेंड्स with them anyway?! Flash’s thought was interrupted when he crashed against the सूँ ढ, ट्रंक of a tree. Twilight giggled in a cute way of his act while he blushed.

“Are आप alright?” Twilight giggled as she unfolded a purple towel with her magic and placed it on the ground, then laid on चोटी, शीर्ष it.

“Y-Yeah..” he responded, blinking at the flying birds circling his head.

Twilight Sparkle smiled at the pegasus, then opened her book to Chapter 43 with her magic. She didn’t say a word after the incident, her eyes remained glued to the pages as she fluttered her wings because of the fresh breeze. Flash awkwardly stood just a meter away from her, sighing of boredom and hating his job. He waited patiently for 30 मिनटों for Twilight to finish her novel, but still to no avail. The stallion even began to count stars after a while to pass the time. He wanted to sleep off the drinks he had with his friends. He wanted to lay down on a soft mattress and fall into a dreamless sleep. He did not want to be in Ponyville, he wanted to return back to his घर in Canterlot and go on from there. But here he was, guarding a Princess 24/7 that he was suppose to ask out on a तारीख, दिनांक as soon as possible. The guard twitched his ears to the unexpected delightful sound of snoring behind him. When he turned, he found the Princess of Friendship had fallen asleep with the book open and the pages serving her as a mask. If that wasn’t so bad, small drops of rain began to fall and drip down Flash’s armor.

Great! Just great! This is just what I needed. Flash thought while rolling his eyes. He walked toward the alicorn, and observed her closely. He noticed how radiant her mane was under the moonlight. The pegasus quietly picked her up and placed her on his back, feeling her smooth कोट laid against his. Twilight snored softly while “hugging” the stallion from behind. Flash Sentry flared his wings and skillfully soared in the air back to Ponyville’s castle.


To be continued..
posted by BlondLionEzel
WARNING: There will be और swearing than last time (And it'll be और intense)

Well, I've already done three points on Flash Sentry, and now I'm going to add a new one and I'll debunk counter arguments against this a**hole.

#4: He's a cliche

You all know this one. The nice a**hole who is always nice and is never wrong. This was okay in the 60's, when the CCA didn't allow anything else. However, this is a movie in made in 2013. Times have changed. Men are no longer characterless husks who are only made to be buff and make little girls हलके पीले रंग का, फॉन, हलके पीले रंग over!

And now...to debunk some dumb counter arguments......
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
इंद्रधनुष Dash was leading everypony to where she found the X.

Rainbow Dash: We're almost there.
Max: Which direction do we go?
Rainbow Dash: Once we pass that rock, we gotta go left.

They turned left after passing a rock, and found the X.

Erik: There it is.
Leaf Pile: We found it.
Larry: Let's dig it up.
Dount: But we didn't bring any shovels.
Leaf Pile: No shovels?!!?
Applejack: I'm a fast digger, even without a shovel. Leave it to me.

Everyone started to stand back.

Applejack: *Begins digging, and has a lot of dirt flying into the air*
Others: *Watching the dirt fly over them*
Applejack: *Throws...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Rover, Spot, and Fido were falling down towards the ocean.

Rover: AHHHHHH!
Spot: Someone help us!!
Fido: *Sees a pirate ship* हे look. A boat.

All three of them safely landed on the pirate ship.

Indiana Bones: Hey! Look at those three.
Luxor: They fell from heaven.
James: It's the gods we've been praying for to help us.
Rover: Uh.. What?
Bowler: Bow down to the gods.

Everyone on the ship was a diamond dog, and they were all bowing down to Rover, and his two companions.

Mickey: What would the gods want us to do for them first?
Rover: Excuse us for a moment. *Walks with Spot, and Fido away from...
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 The mirror
The mirror
Location: The टट्टू world: San Franciscolt, Alicornia
Date: September 6, 1958
Time: 3:42 PM

Pete, and Metal Gloss were at a hotel. As Metal Gloss was laying in बिस्तर with a bowl of grapes, Pete was talking on the phone.

Pete: I've called sixty five other places around this city, and they कहा they didn't have a mirror delivered to them.
Fat Pony: *Sitting behind a डेस्क in a small building at a harbor* What makes आप think we have a mirror around here?
Pete: Because, we saw it on a barge, being towed द्वारा a tugboat going under the Golden Neigh Bridge!
Fat Pony: What did it look like?
Pete: It's a purple...
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Episode 11: Black Widow

Me: *Reading Tales of Suspense #52 on a gondola*

Princess Cadance: *Gets on the same gondola* Hello Nick.

Me: Greetings, Princess Cadance.

Princess Cadance: *Sees the comic I am reading* Who is that girl on that comic book cover?

Me: That’s Black Widow.

Princess Cadance: Black Widow?

Me: Black Widow, aka Natasha Romanoff, is an ex-Soviet Union spy who now works for S.H.I.E.L.D., working mostly with Hawkeye and Director Nick Fury.

Princess Cadance: She seems interesting.

Me: She fell in प्यार with a fellow villain named Hawkeye, who wanted to destroy Iron Man, so they both teamed...
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Episode 10: The Scarlet Witch

Me: *Reading X-Men #4* near the Town Hall*

Trixie: *Looks at me* Did आप know that I am the greatest magician ever?

Me: Really? I always thought it was the Scarlet Witch.

Trixie: *Looks confused* Who is this Scarlet Witch and why is she better than me?

Me: The Scarlet Witch, aka Wanda Maximoff, is a mutant who can make hexes and even alter reality. She is also the twin sister of Quicksilver.

Trixie: Well I can do hexes too!

Me: Anyhow, Scarlet Witch and her brother Quicksilver were originally members of Magneto’s Brotherhood of Evil Mutants, later quitting his group...
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Episode 8: Hawkeye

Me: *Reading Tales of Suspense #57* in the Canterlot area*

Shining Armor: *Walks up to me* Good morning, Nick.

Me: Hello Shining Armor, how are you?

Shining Armor: I’m doing good. Say, can I ask आप something?

Me: Sure. What is it?

Shining Armor: The archery contest is coming soon, and the kids want me to dress up as a superhero that uses arrows. Do आप know one I could use?

Me: Well, the best one I can think of is Hawkeye.

Shining Armor: Hawkeye?

Me: Hawkeye, aka Clint Barton, is a master of archery who joined the Circus as a child. He was mentored द्वारा Jacques Duquesne, aka The...
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Episode 8: Ms. Marvel / Captain Marvel

Me: *Reading Ms. Marvel #1* near the boutique*

Sweetie Belle: *Sees me and runs up to me* Hello Nick!

Me: Hello Sweetie Belle!

Sweetie Belle: *Looks at his comic* Who's that? She looks cool!

Me: Oh, her name is Ms. Marvel.

Sweetie Belle: Ms. Marvel?

Me: Ms. Marvel, aka Carol Danvers, is one of the must important super-heroines in Marvel history. She was दिया powers because she looked up to Captain Mar-Vell, and wanted to be equal with him

Sweetie Belle: Why did she want to be equal and not superior?

Me: Well, Ms. Marvel was created during the 60's, when second-wave...
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Episode 7: Falcon

Me: *Reading Captain America #117* in the Golden Oaks Library*

Spike: *Sits अगला to me and sighs*

Me: What's wrong Spike?

Spike: Well, I can't find a comic sidekick who actually does awesome things...

Me: I know one, his name is Falcon.

Spike: Falcon?

Me: Falcon, aka Samuel Wilson, was the sidekick of Captain America. He originally had a green outfit, but changed it to red and white suit with red wings in Captain America Annual #11*.

Spike: Wow! He sounds pretty cool.

Me: *Nods* He's even filled in for Captain America.

Spike: Really?

Me: Yeah, in Captain America: Sentinel of Liberty...
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Episode 5: मकड़ी Man

Me: *Reading Amazing कल्पना #15* at a cafe*

Applejack: *Approaches me, with a worried expression* Hello Nick.

Me: Hello Applejack. What's wrong?

Applejack: *Sighs* Tomorrow is Applebloom's birthday, and she wants new superhero comics. But I don't know what hero I could introduce her to...

Me: Maybe मकड़ी Man?

Applejack: मकड़ी Man?

Me: मकड़ी Man, aka Peter Parker. He gained मकड़ी senses and super strength when he was bitten द्वारा a radioactive. He's fairly smart, as he created his own web slingers.

Applejack: Wow! He sounds mighty cool!

Me: He finally got his own series, starting...
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Episode 1: Captain America

Me: *Reading Captain America Comics #1* in the Golden Oaks Library*

Twilight Sparkle: *Approaches me* Hello!

Me: *Sees her and smiles* Hello Twilight Sparkle.

Twilight Sparkle: *Looks at the comic I am reading* Captain America? Who is that?

Me: आप don't know who Captain America is?

Twilight Sparkle: Nope.

Me: Well...Captain America is a super-solider created during World War II to fight the Nazis.

Twilight Sparkle: He sounds interesting. Can आप tell me और about him?

Me: Of course! His real name is Steve Rogers. He was born on July 4th, 1918 in New York City. He was born...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: Now this section of the video focuses on parts of our दिखाना where the Mane 6 made special guest appearances, या played as characters in skits. For instance, इंद्रधनुष Dash played as Marisa Sayers in The नितंब, गधा नितंब, गधा Inn skit.

We're starting off with that female alicorn with the voice of Ice Cube, Twilight Sparkle

Audience: *Cheering*

---

Twilight: Whad up niggas?
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Let's start off our first दिन of school with some arithmetic. What is one plus one?

Link to how Pinkie Pie is talking: link

Pinkie Pie: Nein nein nein nein nein nein nein!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on सड़क, स्ट्रीट corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing अगला to Double Scoop*
Tom: और ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands अगला to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: हे everypony. Guess what we're starting this episode off with.
Audience: A party?
Tom: No.
Audience: A crossover parody?
Master Sword: Not yet.
Tom: We're starting off with-
Master Sword: A
Tom: What?

Video: link start it at 0:40

People: BLOWJOB! *Fake coughing* Blowjob!!
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*

Turn off the video

Tom: We're starting off the video with Brony Of The Month....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was now 7:30 PM. It rained for half an hour, then because of the cold temperatures, the rain on the sidewalks turned into ice.

Emerald Ivy: *Exits her खरीडिए after closing it, then slips on ice. She prevents herself from falling, then walks back into her shop* Time to get the salt.

Lots of other ponies were getting salt on the sidewalk to get rid of the ice. It would take a long time to get rid of the ice, but as long as it worked, they didn't care.

Emerald Ivy: *Pours all of her salt in a small area* There we go. Now that will get rid of the ice very quickly.
Saten Twist: *Slowly walking...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Trenton Neigh Jersey, truck depot at Roberts Avenue
3:30 PM

Joe कहा that he got his deliveries from a railway yard. Well, he lied. It wasn't a railway yard, but four train tracks were अगला to the depot where the trailers got loaded with supplies.

Joe just returned here from Manehattan.

Boss: Nice work Joe. I got reports from those ponies that आप did well delivering that steel.
Joe: No problem sir. Just doing my job.
Boss: Alright. I need आप to get some timber into Fillydelphia. Once आप return from that, you're free to go.
Joe: I'm on it sir.
Worker: *Walks towards the boss* Sir, a call.
Boss:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
We now have a new intro for this series

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, Stephanie, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West and Meadow West from Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 79: Gordon Loses His Marbles
Date: August 26, 1958
Location: Cheyenne,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 19, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:23 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

After crashing the three engines into the repairs, Jeff was sent to Pete's office.

Pete: Alright, let's go over what आप did wrong.
Jeff: Spare me the details, I already know.
Pete: Why did आप do it?
Jeff: I didn't mean to crash those engines.
Pete: I know आप didn't, but आप need to be और careful. Three diesels that have just been prepared for an express train get destroyed, and are in need of और repairs, thanks to you. These type of shenanigans cost money. I can't have anymore foul ups going on while...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: हे everypony.
Audience: Hey!!
Tom: How are आप doing?
Audience: Good.
Tom: Then go to hell!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Why would आप tell them to do that? If they all went to hell, we'd have no audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Just a good start to get our audience laughing. Anyway, we got some bad news. It's about Warner Brothers.
Master Sword: Oh great.
Tom: They now have taken control of the...
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