After a few days of training, Guy was back in his tent with Black Tuesday.
Guy: Three days of running, obstacles, and all that other shit Sargent Pride is making us do.. If the Vietcong don't kill me, the training exercises will.
Black Tuesday: It's not all that bad. आप just try to run too fast.
Guy: Do I now?
Black Tuesday: Yeah. Didn't आप notice everyone else was behind आप when आप were running?
Guy: No. I think I was just too busy trying to complete the damn thing to notice anyone behind me.
Summer Pride: *Blows a whistle* EVERYPONY OVER HERE ON THE DOUBLE!!!!
Guy: *Runs with Black Tuesday towards Summer Pride*
Summer Pride: आप will now go into your very first battle! The South Vietnamese need our help in Quang Tri. Stargazer will give आप your rifles! Once आप get your rifle, go to Orion to get your ammo.
Ponies: Yes ma'am.
Stargazer: *Gives Black Tuesday his rifle, then gives Guy his rifle* Good luck to आप both.
Black Tuesday: What about everyone else?
Guy: He must be wishing us luck one द्वारा one.
Black Tuesday: Let's go get our ammo.
Orion: *Gives Snowflake six clips of ammo*
Guy: *Walks to Orion with Black Tuesday*
Orion: Hi Guy. *Gives Guy his ammo* Six clips of ammo each. *Gives Black Tuesday his ammo*
Guy: *Gets back in line, then looks to his right, and sees Nikki*
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Nikki: *In slow motion, she turns her head to the left to look at Guy while blinking*
Guy: *Blushes slightly as he walks towards Nikki*
Nikki: Howdy.
Guy: Oh my god your voice sounds sexy.
Nikki: *Laughs* आप like Southern accents?
Guy: Yeah. So, do आप come here often?
Nikki: *Laughs* You're funny. What's your name?
Guy: Guy. Guy McIntyre. आप are?
Nikki: Nikki West.
Guy: Are आप related to Adam West?
Nikki: *Laughs* I wish. Then I wouldn't be here.
Guy: Where would आप be if आप weren't here?
Nikki: Mississippi, driving to work in a Chrysler.
Guy: A Chrysler? आप must have a lot of money.
Nikki: Mmm hmm.
Guy: I better get back in my spot before the Sarge sees us talking.
Nikki: Okay. Can we talk again later?
Guy: *Going back to his spot* I hope. *Gets back अगला to Black Tuesday, and lets out a sigh while daydreaming*
Black Tuesday: Hey, snap out of it.
Guy: Huh?
Black Tuesday: The choppers are coming.
Guy: Oh.
Two Hueys landed in front of everypony.
Stop the song
Summer Pride: Okay everypony, inside the choppers! I don't care which one आप get in, just get in!
Guy & Black: *Get inside a chopper. Nikki, and Snowflake get in with them*
Nikki: Isn't this exciting?
Guy: What? Flying?
Nikki: Our very first battle!
Guy: Yeah, I guess so.
Black Tuesday: Just remember what I told you. Be alert!
Guy: Got it.
The helicopters took off, heading towards enemy lines.
2 B Continued
Guy: Three days of running, obstacles, and all that other shit Sargent Pride is making us do.. If the Vietcong don't kill me, the training exercises will.
Black Tuesday: It's not all that bad. आप just try to run too fast.
Guy: Do I now?
Black Tuesday: Yeah. Didn't आप notice everyone else was behind आप when आप were running?
Guy: No. I think I was just too busy trying to complete the damn thing to notice anyone behind me.
Summer Pride: *Blows a whistle* EVERYPONY OVER HERE ON THE DOUBLE!!!!
Guy: *Runs with Black Tuesday towards Summer Pride*
Summer Pride: आप will now go into your very first battle! The South Vietnamese need our help in Quang Tri. Stargazer will give आप your rifles! Once आप get your rifle, go to Orion to get your ammo.
Ponies: Yes ma'am.
Stargazer: *Gives Black Tuesday his rifle, then gives Guy his rifle* Good luck to आप both.
Black Tuesday: What about everyone else?
Guy: He must be wishing us luck one द्वारा one.
Black Tuesday: Let's go get our ammo.
Orion: *Gives Snowflake six clips of ammo*
Guy: *Walks to Orion with Black Tuesday*
Orion: Hi Guy. *Gives Guy his ammo* Six clips of ammo each. *Gives Black Tuesday his ammo*
Guy: *Gets back in line, then looks to his right, and sees Nikki*
Song: link
Nikki: *In slow motion, she turns her head to the left to look at Guy while blinking*
Guy: *Blushes slightly as he walks towards Nikki*
Nikki: Howdy.
Guy: Oh my god your voice sounds sexy.
Nikki: *Laughs* आप like Southern accents?
Guy: Yeah. So, do आप come here often?
Nikki: *Laughs* You're funny. What's your name?
Guy: Guy. Guy McIntyre. आप are?
Nikki: Nikki West.
Guy: Are आप related to Adam West?
Nikki: *Laughs* I wish. Then I wouldn't be here.
Guy: Where would आप be if आप weren't here?
Nikki: Mississippi, driving to work in a Chrysler.
Guy: A Chrysler? आप must have a lot of money.
Nikki: Mmm hmm.
Guy: I better get back in my spot before the Sarge sees us talking.
Nikki: Okay. Can we talk again later?
Guy: *Going back to his spot* I hope. *Gets back अगला to Black Tuesday, and lets out a sigh while daydreaming*
Black Tuesday: Hey, snap out of it.
Guy: Huh?
Black Tuesday: The choppers are coming.
Guy: Oh.
Two Hueys landed in front of everypony.
Stop the song
Summer Pride: Okay everypony, inside the choppers! I don't care which one आप get in, just get in!
Guy & Black: *Get inside a chopper. Nikki, and Snowflake get in with them*
Nikki: Isn't this exciting?
Guy: What? Flying?
Nikki: Our very first battle!
Guy: Yeah, I guess so.
Black Tuesday: Just remember what I told you. Be alert!
Guy: Got it.
The helicopters took off, heading towards enemy lines.
2 B Continued
To me, it sounds like the same old thing from every song. It's like:
"I प्यार to drink me some बीयर, बियर and play-ay-ay on my guitar. I प्यार my truck to drive in and shoot deer."
How do songs like that even get famous? It's a turnoff for me, and when I hear it on the radio, I don't even want to hear it. It's all acoustics and shit like that. Why would people want to listen to it when they can listen to something else, such as rock या rap?
I just hate country music, and if आप like it, don't send me hate.
"I प्यार to drink me some बीयर, बियर and play-ay-ay on my guitar. I प्यार my truck to drive in and shoot deer."
How do songs like that even get famous? It's a turnoff for me, and when I hear it on the radio, I don't even want to hear it. It's all acoustics and shit like that. Why would people want to listen to it when they can listen to something else, such as rock या rap?
I just hate country music, and if आप like it, don't send me hate.