माइ लिट्ल पोनी फ्रेंडशिप ईज़ मॅजिक Article: Project VOID Episode 2

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posted by SomeoneButNoone

Field रिपोर्ट on VOID.
Movement : OK
Compability : OK
Genes : OK
Explanation of System : In Progress.
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15:00
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Dan - Good दिन VOID.
VOID - So... Why am I here.
Dan - Time to explain why आप got created. आप see on surface we have a body armor/mech या rather nano सूट्स called टट्टू Companion System in short PCS.
VOID - Lame name...
Dan - Government called it, here in labs we call it Streanght Boosting Costume aka SBC. They were made for disabled soon Ponies took it to work and even sports as of flying in outer space. System allows nos any टट्टू to fly without wings and use magic without honrn aswell as Boosting Streanght of user. If आप have horn your magic is powered and when आप have wings your agility and acceleration is boosted with thrusters in hoofs.
VOID - And for Alicorn?
Dan - every - thing - is - perfect. आप see with thing like that sports are cool but soon Ponies started making weapons for it. Starting from black market ending on government making divisions with those nanosuits.
VOID - Why आप tell me that.
Dan - My dear VOID. आप will be an user of Royal Type PCS to fight something off...
VOID - With is...
Dan - Main battle-sports core of the PCS is Safety Locked Core in short SLC. SLC is also seen in orther military stuff because it's safe. But orther horrible system was created and is used द्वारा Changelings... Centalisated Power System... CPS became a problem it boosts your ability with an PCS but addicts, putting slight Insanity on user and when used for too long - literally changing आप brain into mashed potatoes.
VOID - Hm...
Dan - But you're complicated DNA will not allow आप to get addicted on it so आप will use it in crisis situation. आप will not use SLC tho. आप will use Genocide Power Booster. GPB was made द्वारा a scientist under name... Well not name... M.C.J.
VOID - MCJ?
Dan - Noone know his name, after creating the SLC booster and corrupter he possibly commited suicide द्वारा entering SLC core without nanosuit. Earising anything about him...
VOID - *sigh* such a brag.
Dan - Now... Meet your nanosfor and begin training.

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2 years later

Unknown road

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VOID - *reads message*

"You will शामिल होइए school for PCS users, make फ्रेंड्स या something. They do spar fights and sport leagues. CPS sellers aim for young people. Good luck.

Doc. Dan.
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Void - Tch. *keeps walking*
Mare - And I tell him " My Royal Type is better than mere pleb speeder!"
Void - *bumbs into mare*
Mare - How dare आप don't आप know who I am.
Void - An..m really yellow pony?
Sunshine - I'm Sunshine - this school elite!
Void - so....
Sunshine - So? आप better say sorry to me!
Void - nah. *walks away*
Sunshine - How... Dare आप *runs up to him* I challenge आप to a duel!
Void - Wat? Can I like... Not accept?
Principal - No but... I would like to दिखाना Ponies an new ace out here.
Sunshine - Hah ace? A noob?
Void - Oh I was told to meet आप sir principal!
Principal - Follow me please to the arena.
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Arena
10:24
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Void - So much ponies here ehhh.
Sunshine - of course they are here to admire me!
Crowd - Sunshine! Sunshine! Sunshine!
Void - Go on दिखाना yourself...
Sunshine - Gear Equip *armor appears on her*
Void - *chukle* I knew it would be yellow.
Sunshine - Duh...
Void - Let me... Gear Equip *Black and Red armor appears on him*
Sunshine - Two colors... RT anf forbidden black color!
Void - Activate Stage 1.
Sunshine - What आप chose Fight या Sport.
Void - I feel better in a Race.
Sunshine - Ra-
Principal - No it will be fight.
Sunshine - My speciality then... Let's go! *fly in air*
Void - *stays on ground*
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FIGHT!

Sunshine - *rushes with a kick in him* (Idiot he didn't even move)
Void - *stops a kick with one hoof*
Crowd - *gasps*
Sunshine - What the?
Void - Stage 2 Activate. *punches her in head*
Sunshine - *fly up and hit air barrier* What...
Void - I shouldn't be दिखा रहा है off like that...
Sunshine - Laser Launcher! *attacks with laser*
Void - Hm? I will not defend या avoid... Then I'll... *teleports behind her and points his राइफल at her*
Sunshine - Huh?
Void - Checkmate.
Sunshine - But...
*Bell rings*

Sunshine - How me ace लॉस्ट to a noob?

TBC

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License To Murder part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It's the 11th Con Mane story, and it begins in Berlin Germany. Con's best friend Fenix Lighter, an agent for the German Secret Service, M.I.3 is on his way to a marriage. Con, and another टट्टू is with him, until they run into trouble....

I was actually typing that while listening to the तारा, स्टार wars theme song! LOL

Fenix: Are we almost there? How do I look?
Con: Relax Fenix.
German pony75: *flies near them*
German pony23: हे look, there's a message.
Con: *reads it* Follow me.
German pony23: *follows*
German pony75: *lands*
Fenix: *gets out* What the fuck happened?
German pony75: Sanchez escaped, he's...

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Nightmare Moonraker part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?

We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air

Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh आप from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this pony
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*
Con: What are आप doing?
Russian pony: *turns luna evil*
Nightmare moon: *grabs parachutes*
Con: What did आप do?
Russian pony: I turned Luna evil!
Con: आप sick asshole *hits russian*
Russian pony: *pushes...

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Brony Of New Jersey part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

We left off on the fight between bronies, and haters

Hater 54: *sets up MG*
Sean: *shoots haters*
Security guard: Stop the fighting!
Hater 54: *kills guard*
Sean: Enemy machine gun! Take cover
bronies: *hide behind wall*
Hater 54: *shoot at wall* Penetrate!!
Sean: *kills machine gunner* All clear!
bronies: *advance*
Jade: We got enemies with RPG's!
Hater 402: *shoots missile*
Sean: *runs from missile*
Hater 635: *shoots at Jade*
Jade: *shoots missile*
Hater 635: *dies from explosion*
Sean: *kills other मिसाइल carrying haters*
Brony 64: Let's हटाइए up!

We moved up a floor, and got introduced to 50 haters wanting...

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The New Era... PART 10

posted by SomeoneButNoone

5 days later in caferia...
Dimitri - *enter caferia... *sits in empety table*
Dan - *teleport on chair and speed sit* *smile* suprised...
Dimitri - rly... आप live...
Dan - yup...
Dimitri - what आप want... I left GEA halfyer ago
Dan - I know... *show picture of Tulip* know that mare...
Dimitri - no...
Dan - oh she famous in Russia...
Dimitri - *grab gun*
Dan - ...
Dimitri - *pick gun to Dan head* fuck you...
Dan- ... bad chose *teleport*
Dimitri - *shoot*
Dan - *teleport behaind Dimitri and grab him*... आप suck in fighting like always...
Dimitri - SHUT UP!
Mare - RUN CALL POLICE!!!!!
Stalion - I DO THIS
Dan...

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Brony Of New Jersey part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I was just driving to Los Angeles, which was a very long way from where I was now. Peekskill New York. I stopped here to visit my cousins, and aunt Laura.

Hater 24: हे isn't that the guy our team tried to get 2 days ago?
Hater 532: It is. Let's get him!
Sean: *hears haters & drives faster*
Hater 24: All units listen up! We found Sean Bodine, driving a 2012 Toyota Camry! License plate is GRE-33K
Hater leader: Alright! Permission to shoot on sight.
Sean: *weaving through traffic*
Hater 532: *grabs gun*
Sean: *turns off highway*
Hater 24: *follows*
Hater 532: *shoots back window*
Hater 48: Joining...

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Brony Of New Jersey part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I escaped the haters, but now I had to turn around, and go to Frenchtown.

Mom: *calls me*
Sean: Hello?
Mom: What happened at your house?
Sean: Some guys tried to kill me, and murdered my dad.
Mom: I can see that. I want आप in Frenchtown, at my place now!
Sean: On my way. I should be there in 20 minutes.

I made it into Frenchtown, but I wasn't sure how to tell my mom who was trying to kill me.

Mom: So what did आप do after your father died?
Sean: I escaped.
Mom: How? They were at the front door.
Sean: Does it matter how?! I escaped!!
Mom: ANSWER MY QUESTION!
Sean: I climbed out of my बिस्तर room window....

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MLP Mafias Are Dangerous episode 2 part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It was a regular दिन in St. Foalis, and then every leader of the mafias except Dan drove up toward a train yard.

L.P leader: We are dealing with a gang that can destroy any of us.
Fillydelphia leader: Twilight Sparkle is working with them.
Baltimare leader: She's the one we have to kill then.
L.P. leader: And Dan. There's also a grey hedgehog with them.
Fillydelphia leader: Let's kill all three of them then.

The meeting was over. And the Ponyville mafia was relaxing at their place.

Sean: *drinking soda*
Rainbow Dash: *farts on chair* A whoopee cushion? PINKIE PIE!!!!!
Pinkie Pie: *laughing* Wow!...

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The Mare With The Golden Gun part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con ran toward the boats, and when he started one of them the koreans caught up.

Con: *sticks blade toward them*
koreans: *stand still*
Con: What आप might call, a sharp edge on things. *drives away*
koreans: After him!
Con: Come on, why is this thing going slower?
filly: Hello sir.
Con: Hi.
filly: Would आप like a wooden elephant? I hand crafted it myself.
Con: I'll tell आप what. आप make this नाव go faster, and I'll pay आप for it.
filly: Really? How much?
Con: Nothing *pushes filly off boat*
Constaple Weston B. River: I hate China.
Constaple's wife: Come on Weston, we just got here.
Con: *drives...

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my future as प्रशंसक fic writer आग dash:

posted by jordy-dash2

hi everypony,its me jordy dash.unfortunatley my i pad charger broke so no आग dash: series D; im दिल broken as im लेखन this on xbox and it sucks.this may be my last thing for sometime so if आप ask me anything itll be rare for me to reply,before i log out i want to thank everypony here,thanks jordy dash aka jordan signing out ); i need to extend this to publiso heres pimkie lolololololololololololllllllllllllllllllllllooooooolllllooooooooooooooooooollllllllllooooooooooooooolllllllllllll

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On Celestia's Secret Service part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con was stuck on the cable car, as it was heading toward some ponies that wanted him dead.

Fenix: Con! On here!
korean pony77: *shoots at helicopters*
Con: Get outta here, I have something else in mind *jumps off cable car*
Rareesa: Con!!
Con: *teleports at Rareesa's house* oh jeez.

Koreans, and swedish ponies were at Rareesa's house. They had no idea Con was there, so he got in his car, and left just when he got a phone call

Con: Hello?
P: Where are you?
Con: Making sure S's equipment doesn't get stolen. Discord is dead, but I gotta go find Rareesa.
Rareesa: *appears in Con's car* Drive as fast as...

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On Celestia's Secret Service part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

korean pony86: Intruders!
swedish pony48: It's the germans!
Fenix: Con, get on ze machine gun.
Con: *gets on MG, & shoots enemies*
swedish pony66: We need a rocket launcher!
swedish pony23: Here! *gets bazooka*
Con: *destroys bazooka*
german pony35: We have to land.
Fenix: Then do it.

All three choppers landed on the base, and all 15 ponies stormed out.

Fenix: Con, through this way!
Con: I'm right behind you.
swedish ponies: *fire at germans*
germans: *fire at swedish*
Con: *shoots enemy* Whoops! Forgot it was on automatic. *reloads*
Rareesa: I'll cover you. *shoots two enemies*
korean ponies: You...

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On Celestia's Secret Service part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The three ponies went for a walk toward a स्कीइंग resort. Rareesa lives in a really cool part of town, literally.

Fenix: I have some soldiers stationed द्वारा here. They'll be able to get us from here to Discord's base.
Con: Alright, in the mean time the three of us can go skiing.
Koreans: *arrive on snowmobiles*
Fenix: या not.
Con: Go get those soldiers, we'll cover you!
korean pony62: Hello आप two.
Rareesa: Hi.
korean pony62: Don't think about running, because we are getting help from sweden.
Con: आप need all the help आप can get to stop us. *shoots korean pony* Take his snowmobile!
Rareesa: *leaves...

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On Celestia's Secret Service part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con's new Chevronet Corvette

Con reported at P's office.

Con: I got your call, what's Discord up to now?
P: He is now trying to kill agents from various organizations.
Con: He must have a सूची with him.
P: He does. His first three targets are you, Fenix Lighter, and Rareesa.
Con: Really? Couldn't he kill some other pony?
P: He will, after he kills आप three.
Con: *sighs* I'm on it. Should I see S before I leave?

The answer was yes.

S: Hello 0007.
Con: Hi S, what do आप have for me?
S: Glad आप asked, because it will blow you, and your enemies away.
Con: A मिसाइल shooting car?
S: Precisely, Chevronet Corvette with machine guns,...

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MLP Mafias Are Dangerous episode 1 part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Mike: Who do we have to deal with?
Rainbow Dash: I found out another टट्टू has been feeding info about our work to other mafias.
Dan: Who is it?
Rainbow Dash: Diamond Tiara.
Dan: I should have known.
Applejack: Let's kill her.
Rainbow Dash: Alright, but we have to do it before she leaves for Ponyville.
Applejack: Then lets kill her now, the sooner the better.

Applejack pulled up to Diamond Tiara's house with Pinkie Pie sitting in the back.

Silverspoon: We're moving back the same time that the CMC is.
Diamond Tiara: I cannot wait to make fun of them again.
Applejack: Howdy आप two.
Diamond Tiara:...

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Pinkie's Treasure Hunt part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Pinkie was forced to find the treasure for Derpy & Octavia, who just formed another pirate crew.

Pinkie Pie: This is fake. आप just had Twilight hypnotize some ponies.
Octavia: Not all of them. How much further?
Pinkie Pie: Oh, I don't know.. *runs away*
Derpy: *shoots gun twice*
Octavia: Hold your fire. There's no way she can escape.

But she did. इंद्रधनुष Dash flew to the rescue, and got her friend off the island.

Pinkie Pie: Danke इंद्रधनुष Dash.
Rainbow Dash: Now I see why they threatened to kill you.
Pinkie Pie: What does my german have to do with it?
Sean: Lets stop complaining. We're close...

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Pinkie's Treasure Hunt part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

At the captain's quarters

Sean: WHO HIRED THIS CREW?!!? This is the most bloodthirsty, motherfucking fucked up crew I've ever seen so who hired them?
Everypony: *points at Pinkie*
Pinkie: *points at Gummie*
Sean: Your pet alligator hired the crew?
Pinkie: What? No, that's silly. The टट्टू that lives in Gummie hired the crew.
Sean: headless ponies, and one that lives in a baby alligator. My god.
Derpy: Isn't it My Celestia?
Sean: Not where I'm from.
Derpy: Where are आप from?
Sean: Mobius. It's another planet, which I placed into yours.
Pinkie: So आप created Equestrius.
Sean: Pretty much.

Later that...

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The New Era... PART 2

posted by SomeoneButNoone

where we done... oh RPG

Dan - *shoot* *missed* demn it
Vinyl - Wach Out!!
2 Helicopters come from clounds
Russian Pilot - Its me Dimitri Dan... Shadow call me
Dan - THX Shadow
Shadow - No problem. EVERYPONY TO HOPTER
Evrypony go to helicopter
Dimitri - Long Time dont see friends
Dan - yup... its about 10 yers?
Shadow - 11 yers... and 5 hours
Dan - hahahahahahahaha yea
Dimitri - everypony ok
Fluttershy - Im hurt in leg
Twilight - let me see it
Dan - Where Yuri ?
Yuri - In another helicopter
Dan - oh ok
From sky come missle and hit Yuri helicopter
Yuri - IM HIT... FUCK...
Yuri helicopter falling into Canterlot
Yuri...

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Pinkie's Treasure Hunt part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The captain Pinkie Pie was talking about soon arrived in a blue muscle car. That car was a 1969 Chevrolet Corvette.

Rainbow Dash: Is it really?
Sean: Hello everypony.
Bonbon: That's the captain?
Lyra: He's a hedgehog.
Sean: When I was told about this treasure hunt I had to get involved, and Pinkie Pie allowed me to be captain.
Rainbow Dash: Well at least Pinkie was right about the "Can get us out of every situation" part.
Tourists: Ok lets get on. We will see some ponies reenact a crew that got money off an island.
Rainbow Dash: ?
Pinkie Pie: Now that our entire crew is here. Let us set sail.

The...

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The Problem in Sweet सेब Acres: Part 2

posted by soomin1208

30 मिनटों later, The Mane six were all sitting in a वृत्त at Twilight's library. Pinkie Pie, who always had a smile on her face, was now with a frown, crying.

AJ: Am sorry guys...
Rarity: Darling, maybe there's a way to fix this!
AJ: Its too late Rarity. Now, the सेब farm belongs to Flim and Flam
Pinkie: *sniff* Please dont leave us AJ!
AJ: *hugs Pinkie* Ah need to.
Twilight: What about the elements?
AJ: *shrugs* Ah dont know...If something bad happens, just give me a call, and Ah'll arrive in a train 72 hours later.
RD: Those sons of Mare!
Fluttershy: *tear rolls* We are really going to miss you....

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The Problem in Sweet सेब Acres: Part 1

posted by soomin1208

It was a glorious दिन in Ponyville. Twilight was पढ़ना some books, इंद्रधनुष Dash was practicing some new stunts, Pinkie was Celebrating a Colt's Birthday, Fluttershy was feeding her animals, Rarity was designing a new dress, and Applejack.....well, she was sitting on the घास meanwhile tears rolled down her face. Her sister AB, sat अगला to AJ with a frown.

AB: *hugs AJ* Isnt there anything we can do sis?
AJ: *sigh* Am afraid not sis. *looks up* Its already too late...
AB: Even though the contract expired, we can still fix it!
AJ: Ah wish we could. *sniff*
AB: Should.....we tell the others?
AJ:...