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Saten ends up having a slightly bigger role than originally planned.

Warning, this chapter is one of the most foul mouthed chapters of the series..

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Trixie: I can't believe I have to do one of those dumb magic acts today.. It's not even a nightmare night themed type of one!

Derpy: Hey.. Sten and I will be in stage as support..Right Sat-.. Saten?

Saten: (distracted) Oh look, their building the traditional haunted maze.. Can we go after?

Derpy: I don't know.. Each साल आप wind up breaking Sword's nose when he tries scaring you.

Saten: ... I've been working on that, I saw a bunch of Jason Voorhee's फिल्में as preparation for Nightmare Night.. Nothing he can do will scare m-

Master Sword: हे Saten..

Saten: (screams in fear snd accidentally bucks Sword in the stomach).

Master Sword: WHAT THE FUCK, MAN!?

Saten: Well don't sneak up on me like that!

Derpy: (sarcastically) Yeah, your gonna do FINE tonight Saten.

Master Sword: आप guys coming to the Maze?

Trixie: Yes.. But not wait at this moment..

Master Sword: Well... Looking आगे to आप guys being there.. Especially आप Derpy.

Derpy: Best not get romantic on Nightmare Night.. Ruins the mood of the night.

Master Sword: (chuckles) fair enough.. ग्रैनी स्मिथ, दादी स्मिथ says I swear to much, and may need to tune that down a bit.

Trixie: Well, she's not wrong.

Master Sword: When was the last time I swore to much.

Derpy: Well... There was the event with the snake.

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Master Sword: (showing snake to high school students) And the most I know about this species is that i- (suddenly the bites his arm) AHH! FUCK!

Students: (turn quite)

Master Sword: (pulls the snake off angrily) GOD FUCKIN DAMN IT! Fuckin son of a, FUCK!

Audience: (gasps)

Master Sword: Oh, the fucking stupid-ass serpent BIT ME!

Principle: Mr Sword, please sto-

Master Sword: Oh, जाम a lit sparkler up my asshole and then do sit-ups. lt hurts so bad!

Principle: Sir! Words like that are NOT allowed in this school!

Master Sword: (screaming) MOTHER FUCKER BIT ME!... (calmly) I.. I mean the snake bit me... I think I need a hospital.

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Master Sword: Look.. I explained about that.

Derpy: Whatever.. Granny's write, try to keep a lid on it this year.
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Round 3 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: *Shoots two zombies* Die आप undead flesh addict! *Reloading the Olympia*
Applejack: *Throws a grenade which kills three zombies* Explosives make things so much easier.
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots two heads off of zombies with one bullet from her M14* I take your pain, I put my screw in it. Ggggggg, and I take it out! *Shoots the head off of another zombie*
Twilight: *Throws a grenade killing four zombies* आप exprode with honor!
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots two zombies with one shot from her Olympia, but only one zombie dies. She stabs the सेकंड zombie with her knife, killing...
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It was just a normal दिन in Ponyville. Rarity, Applejack, and इंद्रधनुष Dash went to the lake to try out a new sailboat the three of them built together.

Rainbow Dash: What are we waiting for? Let's get this thing into the water already.
Rarity: Now now, we must make sure everything is in order.
Applejack: But we already did that back at your botique.
Rarity: Well, it's better to be सुरक्षित than sorry.
Rainbow Dash: Alright.
Flim & Flam: *Arrive in a Silverado towing a trailer. On the trailer is a speed boat. They get out of the truck to greet Applejack* Well well well, if it isn't Applejack....
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Tim, and Julia returned to their police station. Captain Jefferson was expecting them.

Julia: There's the captain.
Tim: *Stops the car, and backs it into it's parking space* He must have some good news for us. *Stops in the parking space*
Captain Jefferson: *Watching Tim and Julia getting out of the car, and walking towards him*
Tim: *Walking with Julia to the Captain* हे Captain.
Captain Jefferson: I heard आप and some officers stopped the Low Riders.
Julia: Yes we did.
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Tim: Sure, anything.
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