माइ लिट्ल पोनी फ्रेंडशिप ईज़ मॅजिक Article: Grand Theft Ponies 2 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Sam's car

The अगला day, Gordon, and Case पटाखा, पटाखे went to Sam's house in Gordon's कूप Deville

Sprocket: *Sitting in the back* Have आप ever considered buying a sedan?
Gordon: I प्यार this car too much.
Case Cracker: Remember what I told आप yesterday. Don't be a bitch.
Sprocket: I'm not. I was just asking a question.
Gordon: *Stops at Sam's house* Everypony out. *Gets out*

Case Cracker, and sprocket followed Gordon to Sam's house.

Gordon: *Knocks on the door*
Sam: *Opens the door, and sees Sprocket* Who are you?
Case Cracker: My special somepony. She wants to शामिल होइए us.
Sam: Alright, as long as she isn't an annoying bitch, she can शामिल होइए us.
Sprocket: Why does everyone keep saying that?
Gordon: Uh, maybe because you're dating Case.

Before Case पटाखा, पटाखे could do respond, Gordon laughed.

Gordon: I'm teasing. I don't really mean it.
Case Cracker: आप better not.
Sam: Shall we go?
Sprocket: What are we doing first?
Sam: We're gonna try to find Jim. Let's take my car.

They all go into Sam's car, a grey sedan.

Sam: *Drives his car, and gets onto a road heading for the highway*
Gordon: Do आप know where he is?
Sam: Well I've been thinking of possible locations on where he could be, and he may be in Oatland.
Gordon: We were just there yesterday. *Turns on radio*
DJ: 98.1, playing all kinds of rock and roll. Here's a great classic from the 60's.

Song: link

Gordon: So what have आप been up to Sam?
Sam: Ah, not much. I've just been laying low in my house while आप three skipped town. *Gets on Golden Neigh Bridge*
Case Cracker: And how has that been for आप Sam?
Sam: Boring.
Gordon: *Laughs*
Case Cracker: *Laughs*
Sam: *Gets across the Golden Neigh bridge, then drives for the खाड़ी, बे Bridge* Oh, speaking of comedy, I heard a टट्टू named George Carlin is supposed to be performing at the Paramount Theater in Manehattan.
Case Cracker: Is he funny?
Sam: Damn right he is. Everypony in the world loves his jokes.
Case Cracker: Oh now I remember somepony talking bout him, he was around a city अगला to Fillydelphia.
Gordon: Have आप seen him?
Case Cracker: Saw em around town before, but a lotta ponies were around him.
Sam: We should be able to see him on HBO tonight at five.
Case Cracker: Maybe we could.
Sam: *Gets on the खाड़ी, बे Bridge*

In the अगला part of this story, our protagonists will try to find Jim. Will they be successful?

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Dirty Harry part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The अगला morning, Harry, and Peter went to a crime scene. Another टट्टू was killed द्वारा Scorpio during the suicide scene.

Harry: He attacked at a perfect time.
Peter: Yeah. Now what?
Harry: Now we find out about his अगला move.
Captain: Listen up आप two. Scorpio sent us another letter.
Harry: What does it say?

Dear SFPD,

I am glad to tell आप that I no longer want $150,000. Instead I want to double it, and have $300,000. Come up with it if आप can pussies.

Scorpio

Harry: Well, he definetly likes to call us names.
Peter: Don't remind me.
Harry: I know what we'll do.

Next night, Harry, and his partner...

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Blue Bolt's Adventures

posted by Dragon-88

Blue Bolt, ready for fun!

OK, so on with this story. Blue Bolt (me) is sleeping in his house situated in Ponyville. Right now, he is enjoying a good night's sleep, and hopes the morning will be normal. Too bad it's not gonna happen!

Bolt: (sees sunrise) Time to have another nice day!

Pinkie: (busts down door) Hey, new guy! Wakey wakey! It's a requirement that new residents meet the princess!

Bolt: I hope आप can fix the door आप destroyed!

Pinkie: Sorry...I'll wait while आप get ready! I'll walk with you. Nice digs!

Bolt: (brushing teeth) OK, that was random. I'm new here, and Pinkie's a little energetic! Are they all like...

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Autobiography chapter 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Chapter 4
Bad ideas

While most of my stories were enjoyed द्वारा some, there were a few terrible ideas that I made for fanfics. The first one was Mane Wars which turned out to be very short, and had a bad story line. I was so mad with it, that I deleted it. I only tried doing it, because it was based off this other TV दिखाना I saw.

Next were three लेखाए I पोस्टेड which had two stories in one. I thought it would be good since it was very long, but it turned out to be too long.

I republished six Con Mane stories which had all the parts in one article. No one read them, even though I was told to do...

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Autobiography chapter 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It's hard to do what आप can for the fandom of bronies. It really is, but once आप get started, it's like there's no turning back. That's how I feel sometimes.

Chapter 1
Before the bronies

Three years ago, I created my account for fanpop. At that time MLP: FIM wasn't around, for at least a few और months. The साल was 2010, and I was 13 years old, having been born in December of 1996.

During 2010, I came on here for one reason only. Sonic The Hedgehog. Back then, I was a huge प्रशंसक of something way past cool. I liked it so much, I even made my own प्रशंसक character. My account name is the same as...

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Slycall part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake

Now this is the newest James Bond parody on the newest James Bond movie. We find our hero Con Mane slowly walking through a hallway. It's dark, and the shadows block much of his face.

Con: *opens door*
P: Where is it?
Con: It's gone. We have an agent down.
P: Are आप sure it's gone?
Con: *checks* It's gone.
Brosnan: *dying*
Con: *grabs cloth* Hang in there.
P: There's no time for that!
Con: I have to stop the bleeding!
P: Leave him!
Brosnan: Go! Don't worry about me.
Con: *leaves*
Snow: *drives truck* Let's drive.
Con: *gets in* Did आप find Vetrice anywhere?
Snow: *looks* There. In the white Limo....

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A प्यार Story: Part 3

posted by applejackrocks1

Back to the story.....

Brawny: Applejack, आप stay here. I'll go get some money out of the bank. *swims off*
Applejack: *looks around* My, My...
*Suddenly, 3 other merponies swam to AJ, surrounding her*

MP1: I see that your a new loser here *laughs*
Applejack: Loser?!? Have ya looked into a mirror?!
All: Oooooo
MP2: Wait a सेकंड girls! She's not one of us! She's an earth Pony!
Applejack: *sneezes*
MP3: *laughs* I see that your sick...It's better to let आप go with the flow, shall we?
Applejack: What? *coughs*
MP1: We don't want आप to die with pain, Sugarlame.
Applejack: *is weak* Please...Just leave...

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Dashing & Daring: लंडन Burnouts part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

They looked everywhere for Felix after the race, but Sean, Daredevil, and Nikki could not find him.

Sean: Where do आप think he went?
Nikki: Did he go to Russia?
Daredevil: No, theres two और races left. He couldn't have gone back to Russia.
Sean: I'd be surprised if he did.
Daredevil: Yeah, well we'll find out soon. But now we have to make some money.

I think आप all know what they're doing. Chasing a truck with drugs? WRONG! They were chasing a truck with money. Of course it was euros, and pounds, but they'd buy और stuff then a U.S dollar bill.

Sean: Without इंद्रधनुष Dash, Daredevil will have...

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Dashing & Daring: लंडन Burnouts part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

All four of the main characters went to London. When they got on the boat, they were met द्वारा other racers.

Mexican: Hey. Do आप know how long it'll take for us to get into England?
Sean: Don't know, don't care. Just sit back, and relax.
Felix: *waxing car*

About 3 hours later, we got to the docks. Ponies were excited to see the arriving contestants.

british ponies: *taking pictures*
mexican: No! No taking photograph!
Sean: It's a good thing.
mexican: It is? Ok then.
Queen of england: Welcome everypony! I am so glad all of आप could make it.
Felix: Thanks. *inflating tires*
Q.O.E: आप all will stay...

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The last solstice - Chapter 5: Those purple eyes

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 5: Those purple eyes

Nocturnal Mirage is startled from his sleep द्वारा a sharp clashing sound.

“What?!” the dark blue stallion sits up in his बिस्तर rapidly.

He looks around in the large room. It takes him a few सेकंड्स to realize where he is. Oh, that’s right… you’re here again… he acknowledges. There’s an opened book on his belly. He fell asleep पढ़ना it.

The sound of breaking glass brings him back to reality completely. Mirage shakes his head and puts the book aside. He hears it again. Glass clashing against marble.

“Gosh darn it! The third night in a row!”...

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The last solstice - Chapter 3: Solitude

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 3: Solitude

Luna was right.

I was right too! Mirage thinks.

The Moon goddess कहा that her sister will probably greet her new guard in the form of a letter. And Mirage suspected that the alicorn of the Sun was listening. The cobalt stallion smirked. He imagined the picture. The all mighty Celestia, the ruler of Equestria nestles up to the door very closely. Probably with an anxious look on her face, for she worries because her calm loneliness is disturbed.

“Ha!” Mirage exclaims loudly, as the picture he imagined fills up his soul with luscious pleasure for a moment....

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Nightmare Moonraker part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The two spies went on until they reached the अंतरिक्ष ships.

Twilight: Man we found the spaceships.
Con: Hey, look over there.
Twilight: They have a map of the cities they're attacking.
Con: San Fran, Tokyo, and Hong Kong.
Twilight: Man if we're to stop those rockets from hitting them cities we have to get on the ship. I have a plan. *teleports them onto ship*
Con: Perfect. We just need to get in disguise now.
Twilight: Right *gets disguise*
Con: *stares at Twilight's ass*
Twilight: May I help you?
Con: आप already are *gets in disguise*
Twilight: *gets in disguise* We need to kill everypony in this...

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The New Era... PART 9

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Steven

1 साल later... Vinyl has been killed and... Dan too... soo... yea...
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ACT |||
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Era End Coming...

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FireDash - I gonna buy bannananana... what?
NightFire - CAN आप SHUT UP!
TearDrop - brother... आप gonna buy रस for me
NightFire - of course
FireDash - banana... banana... banananana
NightFire - uhhh...
Mare - HELP HELP!
FireDash - huh?
Mare - Undead UNDEAD!
GoldenHorn - HAHAHA IM ALAIVE
NightFire - 0_0
FireDash - bananana wait... OH MY GOD!
NightFire - Hide Behaind Me TearDrop!
GEA Soldier - GO GO GO!!!! *shoot*
GoldenHorn - *teleport*
GEA Soldier...

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MLP Mafias Are Dangerous episode 2 part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Twilight, and Pinkie Pie returned to the Ponyville safehouse.

Dan: Where have आप two been?
Twilight: Man I just took over some businesses, with help from Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: She knows what to do now.
Dan: Excellent. The Las Pegasus mob says that they will try to attack our safehouse. We gotta prevent them from doing that.
Twilight: No problem.

The Las Pegasus mob soon arrived.

Sean: They're here!!
Twilight: *grabs grease gun* Let's do this.
L.P. ponies: Dan, have your mafia surrender!
Dan: Howabout आप screw yourselves?
L.P. ponies: Wrong answer! *fire बंदूकों at Dan*
Dan: Wrong हटाइए *grabs molotov*...

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MLP Mafias Are Dangerous episode 2 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती & Rarity went on to rob the bank.

Rarity: *grabs gun*
Applejack: Not yet! Ya have to wait until you're inside the bank!
Rarity: How about this? *makes gun disappear*
Applejack: Now ya have no gun.
Rarity: Oh yes I do, but it's invisible.
Applejack: Alright, let's just rob this bank.
guard: Hello ladies.
Rarity: *shoots guard*
Applejack: *kills other guards*
Rarity: I'm gonna open that vault. *magically opens vault*
Applejack: What are ya'll staring at? A southern टट्टू working with someone british?
normal pony: Uuhhh
Applejack: *kills normal pony*
Rarity: Got the money let's go!
Applejack:...

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The Mare With The Golden Gun part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con & Hattan were taking 20 paces, and then it happened.

Con: *fires gun* Where did Hattan go?
Sneak Peak: She forgot ammo for her gun. You'll have to continue the duel with her that way.
Con: Why didn't आप tell me?
Sneak Peak: आप were concentrating very well, and I didn't wanna disturb that.
Con: आप know, I've never killed a midget before. But there's a first time for everything.
Sneak Peak: I'm offended.
Con: Good. *walks inside*
Sneak Peak: *runs to control room*
Con: *looks around* What kind of a place is this?
Sneak Peak: It's a funhouse. Me & Ms. Scaramanga worked on it together!...

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The Mare With The Golden Gun part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Golden gun

The first Con Mane story to have OC's that aren't mine. Let's begin on a tropical island 8 miles from Hong Kong.

Hattan: *sunbathing* Sneak Peak, can आप check the main entrance?
S.P: Right away Ms. Scaramanga.
business pony: Are आप Hattan Scaramanga?
Sneak Peak: No, I'm her assisstant.
business pony: Where is she?
Sneak Peak: Go in that way.
business pony: *enters room* Hattan Scaramanga.
Hattan: Hi. I just realised आप have your gun, and I don't have mine.
business pony: That's too bad. *shoots gun*
Hattan: *dodges bullet*
S.P: *turns off lights*
business pony: Where are you? दिखाना yourself!
Hattan:...

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The truth about Chrysalis' life: PART 4

posted by soomin1208

At school, in lunch, Cadence sitting alone....

Cadence: *thinking* Maybe...I'm wrong..maybe she is nice... M-
Celestia: हे Cadence: *sits* Ready for P.E.?
Cadence: I sure am!
Luna: Me too!!! Me too!!!
Discord: hurry up mares! We're gonna be late for P.E.! (Flies to gym)

At last, when the class arrived to the gym....

Coach: Okay class, today, we are playing....DODGEBALL!!!!!!!
All: *sigh*
Coach: Okay, Discord, Chrysalis, and Shining Armor, your a team. Cadence, Celestia, Luna, and Sombra, your the other. Let the dodgeball game...BEGIN!

Celestia: *throws ball at Discord, but misses*
Discord: *throws ball...

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MLP mafias are dangerous episode 1 part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती & Rarity hid the gun in the bathroom, and talked to Dan on the phone.

Rarity: They should be there in a minute.
Dan: I see a continental, is that them?
Applejack: If it's got Nickel Lesscage then that's the one.
Dan: He's not in there, but his crappy sidekick is.
Applejack: Alright, well kill him.
Dan: With pleasure, but I gotta go now.
Manehattan pony23: Dan, so good to see you.
Dan: Yes, but where's Nickel?
Manehattan pony23: Unfortunately he couldn't make it, so he sent his सेकंड highest ranked टट्टू to be here.
2nd pony: That's me.
Dan: I see. Let's grab some dinner.
Manehattan...

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The Problem in Sweet सेब Acres: Part 3

posted by soomin1208

बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती past the rest of the दिन with her friends. And Applebloom past the whole दिन with Scootaloo and Sweetie Bell. It was getting dark. A tear rolled down her face as she कहा goodbye to her friends, so did AB. AJ and AB went back घर to pack.

AJ: Ya'll ready Big Macintosh?
BM: Eeyup.
AJ: And ya'll AB?
AB: Eeyup...
Granny smith: We're all ready.
AJ: .....guess...its time to go...
All: *nods*

They all went to the train station tierd. Finally, when they were all in their seats, Applebloom started to cry a bit. Her sister hugged her tightly.

AB: Ah dont wanna leave...
AJ: Ah dont wanna leave either....But...

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the new series MLP WIF

posted by fefe2002

My little टट्टू what is friendship is a series like my little टट्टू friendship is magic its about a टट्टू named bubble gum and she has so many फ्रेंड्स and she always party's so she wanted to learn something new that she never bothered to learn it was friendship.Also if she knew how to deal with फ्रेंड्स she still likes to learn और about friendship.However she likes to give और happiness to her फ्रेंड्स than she has ever done.

and that's my new series so if आप want और information just post on my दीवार the सवालों आप want to ask me :)