माइ लिट्ल पोनी फ्रेंडशिप ईज़ मॅजिक Article: कपकेक spoof 2... PART 9

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posted by Canada24

COURTROOM:

Judge: Alright do to 29 secret वोट्स from Shining Armor. Thank आप Shining Armor.. Mrs Pie has been sentenced to the DEATH PENALTY. (pounds hammer).

Pinkie: (completely horrified and her mouth wide open).

Shining Armor: (sadistically) See, it's outta my hands.

LATER:

Pinkamena: (being strapped to an electric chair).

Ditto: Okay Pinkamena.. For 218 accounts of murder... And other crimes that seem minor compared to 218 accounts of murder., electricity will be passed though your body until dead... Any last words?

Pinkamena: I, I know येशु has forgiven me..

Ditto: ... Your joking right?

Pinkamena: (sniffs tearfully) No!

Ditto: (pulls the switch).

However, everyone forgot to wet sponge and Pinkamena dies an unnaturally painful and grousome death, to the point her head literary explodes.

Ditto: ... I suddenly want BBQ, dose anybody else BBQ?

THE END

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Awesome टट्टू pics

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Awesome टट्टू pics

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AWESOME टट्टू PICS

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The Bob Newhart Fanfiction Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Bob found Burt at the bar. He was drinking some alcohol.

Bob: Burt, may I talk to you?
Burt: Oh, sure thing Bob. What would आप like to talk about?
Bob: I heard from your wife that आप threatened to beat her up if आप saw her again.
Burt: Yes I did. Have आप seen her?
Bob: No.
Burt: Oh well. Why don't आप have some drinks with me? You'll प्यार it.
Bob: How many did आप have?
Burt: Oh, about six so far.
Waiter: *Arrives* Would आप like another drink?
Burt: Yes, and get one for me friend too.
Bob: Right. I want one too.
Waiter: Coming up. *Goes to get drink*
Bob: So anyway, why would आप want to beat...

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Con Mane: Dead Another दिन Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con ran to the parking lot where he put his car. The adaptive camouflage was still on, so no one could see it.

Con: *Gets in car* P, set up an airstrike on the Ice Hotel.
P: Roger that.
Zao: *Comes to parking lot*
Chinese Pony7: *Riding snowmobile*
Zao: *Sees snowmobile*
Chinese Pony7: *Crashes into car*
Zao: *sees crash* All units report, now!
Con: *Drives off*
Chinese Pony7: *Shooting at car*
Zao: *Runs to his car, and puts on thermal imaging* I see आप now. *Activates machine gun*
Con: *Driving faster*
Zao: *Shoots at Con with machine gun*
Car: Warning: Too much damage. Adaptive Camouflage turned off....

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Trixie,the ruler of Equestria(part 6)

posted by KendiKens

Pinkie Pie:Rainbow Dash!
Rainbow Dash:Yes,master!
Trixie:You idiot pony,go and get another of those that आप call"pony friends"
Rainbow Dash:Yes,master.*leaves*

Twilight:We must stay together.
Apple Jack:You're damn right.If we leave eachother,Trixie will get us all.
Rainbow Dash:Like to see me here?
Twilight:Rainbow,why are आप so...um..grey?
Rainbow Dash:You don't need to know.And I am here to take,Apple Jack.
Twilight:No,if I stop you.
Rainbow Dash:Nothing can stop me now!*takes सेब Jack*
Apple Jack:Save your self's.
Rarity:Oh,no,they take'd सेब Jack.
Flutter Shy:Twilight,I am scared.
Twilight:Don't...

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This दिन Aria-Lyrics

posted by shadowknuxgirl

क्वीन of Changelings: This दिन is going to be perfect, the kind of दिन of which I've dreamed since I was small, everypony will gather round, say I look lovely in my gown, what they don't know is that I have fooled them all!

Princess Cadence: This दिन was going to be perfect, the kind of दिन of which I've dreamed since I was small, but instead of having cake, with all my फ्रेंड्स to celebrate, my wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all!

Queen of Changelings: I could care less about the dress, I won't partake in any cake! Vows? Well, I'll be lying when I say, that through any kind of weather,...

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MLP Hug Base!~

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Baby Discord (Comics)

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Popsicle

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Twilight Sparkle

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Pinkie Pie

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My Little टट्टू Pictures

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My Little टट्टू Pictures

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My Little टट्टू Pictures

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इंद्रधनुष Dash x AppleJack

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सेब jack आइकनों

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All Songs of Equestria Girls

posted by Hairity

Theme Song:

[Twilight Sparkle]
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahhh...
My Little Pony
I used to wonder what friendship could be.
My Little Pony
Until आप all shared its magic with me.
My Little टट्टू (echo)
My Little Pony
I used to wonder what friendship could be.
My Little Pony
Until आप all shared its magic with me.
My Little टट्टू (echo)
It's an easy feat
And magic makes it all complete
You have my
Do आप know you're all my very best friends?

This Strange World:

[Twilight Sparkle]
I've never seen a place
That's quite like this
Everything is turned around
This crazy world is upside-down
Getting on my...

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इंद्रधनुष Factory (With alternate ending)

posted by Seanthehedgehog

There's long been rumors as to how, exactly, rainbows are made in Equestria. While a great amount of Pegasi ponies are employed in the इंद्रधनुष department of the weather factory, almost all of them do the low-end work. What's know is that great streams of Spectra, the individual colours of the rainbow, flow through large grates and into vast vats. From there, workers carefully and equally mix the spectra into the coagulated इंद्रधनुष pools that dot and run through the factory and surrounding city. Next, that mixture is pumped to the floor below, where other employees atomize it and store it until...

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10 reasons why Pinkie Pie is better than इंद्रधनुष Dash. (Read before आप judge me.)

posted by lovegypsy64

Here are some reasons I think Pinkie Pie is better than इंद्रधनुष Dash.

1. Pinkie Pie doesn't tend to दिखाना off या brag about her accomplishments.

2. Pinkie doesn't care about being cool. She just wants to have fun.

3. Pinkie will go out of her way just to make somepony else happy while इंद्रधनुष is just in it for the glory.

4. Pinkie sings और and has a prettier voice. (Who cares if she sometimes does it randomly out of nowhere?)

5. इंद्रधनुष Dash can be a little bossy to Fluttershy while Pinkie just tries to help Fluttershy out of her shell in a cute, cheerful way.

6. Pinkie Pie is so random...and that's...