INB4 Conspiracy Theories: 3 - 2 e z - माइ लिट्ल पोनी फ्रेंडशिप ईज़ मॅजिक - फैन्पॉप

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posted by btflash

So yeah, no new episode for 3 weeks

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The अगला episode will be episode 100

100 - the first episode number that will have 3 digits

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Now I don't plan on seeing any spoilers for the 100th episode but I can assume there's a 3 in there somewhere that I'll find later, so call that 3 an IOU

Wait. I O U

3 letters

3

3 sets of 3

333

the number of 3s found before "I O U" in this लेख is 6

6 3s

switch that statement around and आप get "3 6s"

666

THE DEVIL'S NUMBER

ILLUMINATI

WAKE UP EQUESTRIA

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triq267 Wait. Did you see that? The next episode will be titled "Slice of Life". That's 3 words. 3 But wait, there's more. There are 26,315 stories containing the "Slice of Life" tag on fimfiction.net What's 26,315/3? 8771.66...ad infinitum, of course "Now, what might this number mean?" you might ask. "This number doesn't represent anything!" the Illuminati proclaims, "This man is clearly a conspiracy theorist!" Well I'm here to tell you that this number does have a meaning, you just don't see it because of all the smoke and mirrors thrown around to hide the truth. SPEAKING of mirrors, let's flip that seemingly pointless number around, shall we? 66...ad infinitum.1778 Now, when .6 is repeating like this, there are bound to be a bunch of 666's in there. 666, the devil's number. What does the devil do? LIE. So those decimals are all lies. That leaves us with 1778 1778 was the year before the United States declared independence. Now, as everyone knows, the majority of the show is recorded in Canada. 1778, the last year where the U.S. wasn't a free country, and Canada, a Commonwealth of England, the country which the U.S. had previously been a colony of? The Illuminati is organizing a mass-takeover by Canada of the United States. WAKE UP MILWAUKEE

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On The Block Episode 1 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler

One दिन at Fort Courage.

Sargent O' Rourke: *Walking द्वारा the cannon*
Corporal Agarn: Hello Sarge.
Sargent O' Rourke: Good morning Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: *Looks at clock* But Sarge, it's 1 PM.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: We're in the army. We have to say thirteen hundred hours.
Corporal Agarn:...

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Willy Wonka with Ponies: TBC, Because I'm Lazy

posted by TotalDramaFan60

Alarm Clock: My Little Pony, My Little Pony, ahhhhhh...
Twilight Sparkle: Nom.
Alarm Clock: *beep*
Twilight Sparkle: Mooooom! It's Saturday!
Twilight Velvet: *looks at watch* No, it isn't.
Twilight Sparkle: What? *looks at her mom's watch* *beep*it!
Eh. Hey, Derps. Hey, one-eyed-pony.
Noteworthy: It's Noteworthy.
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, whatever.
Dinky Hooves: Hey! Celestia चॉकलेट Factory-
Twilight Sparkle: *chokes Dinky* CHOCOLATE? PRINCESS CELESTIA?
Dinky Hooves: Yes...
Twilight Sparkle: *screams, takes ticket, and looks at it dreamily* Gotta दिखाना this to Dad.
Amethyst Star: Great....Job?
Twilight...

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The History Of Equestria: Railways Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Wayne

We decided to get a few ponies on a train heading from Manehattan to Chicagoat, to interview some other ponies working on a Railway called Amtrak. It's a big railroad that brings ponies to hundreds of places in Equestria, as well as Canada.

Our train will be going from Manehattan, to Chicagoat, and it's called the Lake किनारा, शोर Limited. Right now, we're looking at the conductor named Wayne.

Wayne: *Looking at camera* Is this thing on?
Camera Pony: Yeah. So, let's start with your name.
Wayne: It's Wayne.
Camera Pony: How long have आप worked for this railway?
Wayne: About two months. I got the job...

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The History Of Equestria: Railways Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Equestria. Have आप ever wondered about how some things in that world are how they are today? Well now, आप are about to find out. From having fun, in the park, to fighting crime, या evil terrorists, this is the History of Equestria.

Episode 3: Railways

When most ponies decide to travel, या send goods from one place to another, they rely on the train. Freight trains bring in goods, and supplies that ponies need, while passenger trains take ponies from one place to another.

One of Equestria's famous trains is the Friendship Express. It's the only modern passenger train to be powered द्वारा steam....

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Con Mane: On Celestia's Secret Service

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It was a wonderful दिन in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.

Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering और ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: आप really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot आप in the arm! Why aren't आप bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore.
Discord: That's it, you're screwed! Everypony, drop...

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Saten Twist Adventures 6... PART 3

posted by Canada24

Sweetie Belle was too angry to sleep, and decided to take revenge on Rarity.

SweetieBelle plans to ruin one of Rarity's hats.
Angle on her shoulder: No! Don't do it!
Devil on shoulder: Don't lesson to that sissy. Do it!
Angle: Who आप calling a sissy!
Devil: You... Sissy.
SweetieBelle: Guys this isn't helping.
Angle: Look. Look.. Rarity didn't mean it.
SweetieBelle: Wow.. Guess your right..
Angle: That's right. Now just go back to be- *literary gets shot द्वारा a gun that the devil pulls out*
SweetieBelle: OH MY GOD!
Devil: *points the tiny gun* DO IT! DO IT NOW!
SweetieBelle: *puts hands up* Okay. Okay. Take it.. Take it easy *nervously goes back to ruining the hat*

TO BE CONTAINUED

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Saten Twist Adventures 6.. (more या less a spoof towards, Whom the Sweetie Belle Toils).

posted by Canada24

Rarity: Sweetie Belle, I adore having आप help me, truly I do, but...
SweetieBelle: Guess I got a little carried away. It's just that I know how important it is for आप to finish this wardrobe in time for Sapphire Shores and her backup dancers.
Rarity: This is without a doubt my most prestigious order ever. After all, Sapphire Shores is ''the'' टट्टू of pop, and her Equestria-wide tour launches in Canterlot अगला week! Which means she must have these outfits द्वारा दिन after tomorrow at the latest!
SweetieBelle: ... आप लॉस्ट me.
Rarity: *groans annoyedly* Coarse I have..

Rarity: *out of breath* I'm here!.....

बिना सोचे समझे Ponies

added by SkyheartPegasus

Source: derpibooru

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Saten Twist Adventures..

posted by Canada24

Too start this story. Lets go back to SEASON ONE...

9PM AT NIGHT:
AppleJack (in one of rare times she's not wearing her hat) is seen tiredly trotting home.
Suddenly a red टट्टू falls out the sky, and almost hits her.

AppleJack: Saten Twist?
Saten Twist: *drunkily* H हे बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती (I'm change him to just a Pegasus, not sure why I originally had him an alicorn. But it was cool at the time).
AppleJack: Are आप drunk या something?
Saten Twist: *dizzily* No I'm no- A little
AppleJack: *giggles* आप really need some sort of intervention. I mean this is third time in one day.

Suddenly Saten Twist squeeze hugged...

बिना सोचे समझे Ponies

added by SkyheartPegasus

Source: EQD

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इंद्रधनुष Dash And The Chinese Dragon

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a sequel to one of my stories called Pinkie's Ghost.

Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie are friends, but sometimes Pinkie likes to tease Dash about the time she fooled her द्वारा thinking she was a ghost. इंद्रधनुष Dash doesn't like that.

One night, they were having a sleepover at Sugarcube Corner.

Pinkie Pie: Wake up Dashie! Are आप dreaming about the time आप thought I was a ghost?
Rainbow Dash: Certainly not. Anyway, I was just pretending to be afraid. I knew it was you.
Pinkie Pie: I hope आप don't mind the room being dark.
Rainbow Dash: Why?
Pinkie Pie: Just checking to make sure आप don't get...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 52 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Nikki got to the turntable, and was turning her engine around.

Coffee Creme: *Looking at engine, then notices Nikki* Nikki!! *Hugs Nikki*
Nikki: *Hugging back* Good to see आप again after all these years.
Coffee Creme: When did आप start working for this railway?
Nikki: I don't work here, I work for the Southern Pacific.
Coffee Creme: Oh.
Nikki: But don't worry, I'll be bringing in a lot of trains for y'all. How's Honey Bee? I haven't seen her since she moved out of our neighborhood.
Coffee Creme: She's dead.
Nikki: What?
Coffee Creme: Somepony crashed into her train three years ago.
Nikki: Aw,...

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Wat: Episode 2: part 1

posted by TotalDramaFan60

Wat:
Attempt One and Two

Don't rush, guys.

Wat:
Attempt Three

"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."

"Okay, here have two tickets."

Wat:
Attempt Four

Drunk Applejack

Wat:
Attempt Five

Gilda is a bitch.

Wat:
Attempt Six

Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.

Wat:
Attempt Seven

"There's a बादल of--"

"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."

Wat:
Attempt Eight

Ships.

Wat:
Attempt Nine

"Real फ्रेंड्स don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.

Wat:
Attempt Ten

Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.

Wat:
Attempt Eleven

Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....

Wat:
Attempt Twelve

Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.

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Awesome टट्टू pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: joyreactor

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 49 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 49

Buses Are Worse Than Trains

August 13, 1955

One day, At Mirage's house, he was getting ready for work.

Mirage: *Breathing in fresh air, and looks all around him* Another beautiful day, and और time for me to work.
Colts: *Running to...

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The सेकंड Bob Newhart Fanfiction Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

While Burt was with Emily, Bob got another patient in his office. It was a टट्टू dressed as a clown.

Bob: So, what exactly can I help आप with?
Clown: I'm always tired of everypony making fun of me.
Bob: What do आप mean द्वारा that?
Clown: Everypony keeps laughing at me!
Bob: That's the problem?
Clown: Yes!
Bob: Did आप ever think about why they're laughing at you?
Clown: No, that's why I came to see you.
Bob: Did आप ever realize that the reason they laugh at आप is because of what आप do?
Clown: What are आप talking about?
Bob: They way आप dress, what आप do for a living, and some of the things that...

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The सेकंड Bob Newhart Fanfiction Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After dinner, Bob and Emily took Burt to their home.

Burt: *Looks around* This is nice.
Bob: Thank you. I can tell you're really going to like living with us.
Burt: आप got that right. Not only is this a nice place, but it's owned द्वारा two of the greatest ponies in all of Equestria.
Bob: I'm sure there's somepony better then me, and Emily.
Burt: Nope. Not even Celestia herself can be better than आप my friend.
Emily: Well, that's kind of आप to say Burt.
Bob: So what do आप plan on doing now that you're divorced?
Burt: Good question. I'll most likely हटाइए back to Scotland. It's a beautiful country...

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The सेकंड Bob Newhart Fanfiction Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The game ended with the Giants winning 12 to 11. Jerry, and Howard left leaving Bob with Emily.

Emily: I did not like how tonight ended.
Bob: Well, it's not my fault that Howard is clumsy.
Emily: That's not the point Bob. आप should have had Jerry दिखाना up at another time, and tell me about it a few days before his arrival.
Bob: Okay, I'll keep that in mind. Are we still going out to रात का खाना tomorrow night?
Emily: Ugh. *Goes to bed*
Bob: I'll take that as a yes then.

Next morning at Bob's work place, he was talking to two ponies that had a problem with their wives.

Bob: Alright Richard, and Al....

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Luaghter Song Lyrics (Giggle at the Ghostly)

posted by karinabrony

Pinkie Pie:

When I was a little filly and the sun was going down...

Twilight Sparkle: Tell me she's not...

Pinkie Pie:

The darkness and the shadows, they would always make me frown...

Rarity: She is.

Pinkie Pie:

I'd hide under my तकिया
From what I thought I saw
But Granny Pie कहा that wasn't the way
To deal with fears at all

Rainbow Dash: Then what is?

Pinkie Pie:

She said, "Pinkie, आप gotta stand up tall
Learn to face your fears
You'll see that they can't hurt आप
Just laugh to make them disappear."

Ha! Ha! Ha!

Ponies: *gasp*

Pinkie Pie:

So, giggle at the ghostly
Guffaw at the grossly
Crack up...

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मैग्नम Force Part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Frank Pollanchio

A few hours later in the briefing room in police headquarters.

Briggs: *Shows picture of a pony* Frank Pollanchio. He's forty five years old, and has been the leader of his own gang for about five years now. Sometimes, we see him hanging out at the harbor. Harry Callahan will be making the arrest.
Harry: आप want me to arrest him?
Briggs: Yes. You're the best टट्टू we have for this job.
Harry: Lieutenant, there's something आप got to understand-
Briggs: I don't need to understand anything. Just get him.
Harry: Well आप can't just stop him, and arrest him. आप got to be creative. There's a reason...