माइ लिट्ल पोनी फ्रेंडशिप ईज़ मॅजिक Article: Saten Twist Adventues: S2E2.. PART 5?

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posted by Canada24

Starlight Glimmer: [slightly muffled, over loudspeaker] In sameness, there is peace. Exceptionalism is a lie.
Starlight Glimmer: Free yourself from your cutie mark. Choose equality as your special talent.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: [over] [grunting]
Starlight Glimmer: [voice fades under] Difference is frustration. To excel is to fail.
Pinkie: Hey, this is pretty good!
Starlight Glimmer: [under] ''Be your best द्वारा never being your best.''
Twilight: Ugh, we've gotta find a way out of here! I can't take much और of that voice!
Rarity: Oh, this is horrible! [crying]
Fluttershy: There, there, Rarity... It's not so bad...
Twilight: आप kidding!?.. This is almost as bad as when Master Sword slept over at my place on christmas!

FLASHBACK:
Twilight: (sleeping soundly).. (she is suddenly awaken द्वारा a loud gunshot) WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!? (runs done stairs, and suddenly gasps)..
Master Sword: (holding pistol, and Santa Clause is seen laying dead from a bullet though his head).. (groans). Before आप start.
Twilight: येशु christ!
Master Sword: (annoyedly) Okay! Before, you, start!
Twilight: होल्ली, होली SHIT!!
Master Sword: (annoyed) आप gonna let me explain!?
Twilight: (angry) Yes Sword! I would प्यार to know why आप shot and killed, FATHER CHRISTMAS!!
Master Sword: ....... He startled me!
Twilight: (annoyed) HE STARTLED YOU!?
Master Sword: He! Startled me!
Twilight: (sarcastically) Oh, guess he should apologize than!
Master Sword: Well. That'll be kinda hard, cause.. I shot him..
Twilight: Great..... So what now.
Master Sword: Well. Looks like I better save Christmas..
Twilight: आप can't be serious!?
Master Sword: I don't see any other opinion..
Twilight: ............... आप planned this, didn't you!?
Master sword: Whaaaaat!? No!!
Twilight: आप planned this! I know आप did!!
Master Sword: आप honestly think I wou-
Spike: (comes out, in elf costume) हे Sword. The sled is ready, an. (sees twilight). Uh oh..
(long pause).
Master Sword: आप would not believe how cheap that elf costume was.
Twilight: (starts growling)
Master Sword: (happily) I चुरा लिया it.
Twilight: SWOOO-
Master Sword: LET ME HAVE MY NIGHTMARE BEFORE क्रिस्मस MOMENT!!

TO BE CONTAINUED

Jade_23 and Windwakerguy430 like this

Windwakerguy430 The odd thing is that, even though I know the reference, that is probably who Master Sword would behave

Canada24 That was the point.. I chose him because I know he actually WOULD do that

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My review on इंद्रधनुष Rocks (Part two,Plots and Extra thoughts)

posted by PeacefulCritic

Plots:

Story/Main plot:So we start out with our villains. Finding out the defeat of Sunset the demon. Well, the इंद्रधनुष magic. And somehow no one else notices it.....why?I guess demands it. Anyway back to the story. We seem to be in the CHS, Where we are seeing the students get ready for the "battle of the bands". First part of it at least. Since Celestia is a troll she reminds everyone of the dance. Everyone so how gets the urge to look at Sunset in a angry face. Huh, Nicely played Celestia. अभिनय innocent while giving one of our students a hard time. So after that scene we cut into the main...

Ponies On The Rails: Foreign Visitor Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Hawkeye, and Stylo's passenger train is to the right

Song: link

Cheyenne Wyoming
April 2, 1957
7:30 AM

Narrator: It was a nice morning in Cheyenne. Snowflake was telling everypony what to do in the trainyard. Hawkeye, and Stylo were waiting for passengers to get aboard their train. Gordon was.... *Stops music, and looks at Gordon's house* Sleeping?! Gordon, get up! आप overslept!
Gordon: What the fuck are आप talking about?
Narrator: It's past 7 AM. You're supposed to be working!
Gordon: Well, that's what I get for listening to Elvis Presley all night last night. I stayed up until midnight. *Gets out of house, and teleports to trainstation* I made...

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FlashLight ShipFic Chapter. 1

posted by Mylittlecute12

FlashLight ShipFic.
After Twilight received her शीर्षक as "Princess of Friendship", some thoughts were roaming through her mind, "When will I be able to travel to other places apart from Equestria, Will I have to leave my फ्रेंड्स to rule my kingdom, and this one thought that kept coming through her mind. "Will I have a prince to fall in प्यार with?" she thought.
A Couple of weeks had passed since those thoughts. The royal alicorn was busying organizing some पुस्तकें in her new huge पुस्तकालय in the castle. "Spike!" the purple alicorn called out. "Where is that book on historical events of the royal...

On The Block Episode 5 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Bodyshop Ponies

Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing
Heartsong as Danielle DeVito
Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme
Tom Foolery as Gary
Mortomis as Mr. Beddler
Pleiades as जैतून
Master Sword as Tim
and Annie as Edwina

No cars were in the shop. Mr. Beddler, and the others were not happy about it.

Wheel Bearing: Why are we here?
Mr. Beddler: Because somepony named.. *Looking at papaer* Saten Twist, doesn't want to do anything. We're on the air, because the skits he usually does are cancelled.
Audience: *Laughing*
Wheel Bearing: What do आप expect us to do?
Mr. Beddler: Clean the shop.
Employees:...

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On The Block Episode 5 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are फ्रेंड्स live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Warner Brothers is at it again!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: What did they do this time?
Master Sword: They want to sue us for ripping off this TV दिखाना they created called F Troop, even though they gave us permission to do it.
Tom: What?
Master Sword: In one of our skits, The Story Of Corporal Agarn, it's based off of F Troop, and Warner Brothers created that...

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On The Block Episode 4 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Our cast for this skit is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game दिखाना wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Double Scoop As Adam Sandler
and Blaze as Tom Cruise

Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. Once again, I'm going to recommend that our viewers watch something else.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That said, let's take a look at the score. Sean the hedgehog is in first place with zero.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Sean: You'll rue the दिन आप crossed me Trebek.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex:...

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MLP Theory/Creepypasta

posted by BlondLionEzel

First, there were humans. Rabbits, Turtles, Hawks, and Ponies lived alongside the humans. The humans were quite advanced. They used super-science and genetic modification to change their animal of choice, the Ponies, giving them wings and the ability to control science, which the humans dubbed "magic".

The first one was born to a regular horse, which they named "Sun". Sun had white fur, and a mixture of रंग for hair. They used to poke and prod her, injecting her with different fluids and drugs, powering her. They wanted to use Sun as a weapon of war. Sun could live for millions of years,...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 69 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

New logo for P.O.T.R

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nemo and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

And special guest star, Fluttershy as Renee

Episode 69: Jinxed
Date: February 4, 1957
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time:...

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On The Block Episode 2 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It's time for the Ponyville news. With your news anchors, Double Scoop as Nate Witherspoon, and Heartsong as Hillary Tosh.

Audience: *Clapping*
Nate: Thank आप everypony. Thank you. Now quiet on the set!
Audience: *Laughing*
Hillary: Being a new news company, do expect some foul ups in tonight's broadcast.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nate: Let's begin with the country of Japan. They had a ज्वर भाता, ज्वालामुखी erupt last week, which injured forty ponies, and killed seven others.
Hillary: It seems like जापान has been having a lot of bad things happening to them. The volcano, and that tsunami a few years ago, and then...

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My Little टट्टू प्रशंसक Fiction: The Legend of Pleiades Part 1 Volume 1

posted by purrloinedlove

So... आप came to hear of Pleiades, I presume? Well, here's some of her background information and status quo. She, at one time was a regular pegasus filly of Camargue, expected to die one. Just some good n- Get back here आप sticky foal! (sigh) Don't worry. She's still alive. Ooh! A mist cloud! Pleiades has the story for you!
Pleiades Stardust was born in Camargue... well, आप shouldn't have every detail. She started flying at two या three months and ever since she was a yearling she skimmed the waves of Camargue. Every morning. No matter what. A cold? Eeyup. Big cut on wing? Eeyup. Winters...

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Willy Wonka with Ponies: TBC, Because I'm Lazy

posted by TotalDramaFan60

Alarm Clock: My Little Pony, My Little Pony, ahhhhhh...
Twilight Sparkle: Nom.
Alarm Clock: *beep*
Twilight Sparkle: Mooooom! It's Saturday!
Twilight Velvet: *looks at watch* No, it isn't.
Twilight Sparkle: What? *looks at her mom's watch* *beep*it!
Eh. Hey, Derps. Hey, one-eyed-pony.
Noteworthy: It's Noteworthy.
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, whatever.
Dinky Hooves: Hey! Celestia चॉकलेट Factory-
Twilight Sparkle: *chokes Dinky* CHOCOLATE? PRINCESS CELESTIA?
Dinky Hooves: Yes...
Twilight Sparkle: *screams, takes ticket, and looks at it dreamily* Gotta दिखाना this to Dad.
Amethyst Star: Great....Job?
Twilight...

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Saten Twist Adventures 8... Part 4

posted by Canada24

Twilight rejoined with Discord and Satwn Twist.
Discord: Ahh.. About time आप ladies returned.
Twi: Just me actually..
Discord: Still better then him then Saten. All he seems to be is off putting and angry.
Saten: *face gets even redder then already is, out of anger* Offputting!? ANGRY!?
Discord: *pats him* Thaats just the tip of the old ice burg there.
Twi: *chuckles* आप have 'no' idea.

CUTAWAY:
Master Sword: Alright. Saten. Your my only other choice for assitent सॉकर coach.
Saten: No problem.. I प्यार little kids.. *to the filly soccor team* Alright. Do your best okay. Your all winners here. Despite...

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My review of Ask JappleAck

posted by Canada24

I know this is Windwakers thing.
And he probably already reviewed this.
But I 'also have something to say about it.

IT'S FUCKIN AWESOME!

I mean.
Espically the begining parts.
One of my प्रिय moments is found on my प्रोफ़ाइल pictures. With JappleAck giving a death threat when someone asked if she's considered vegetables.
But the begining also getting angry at the sight of a नाशपाती instead of apple.
Choosing death if an नारंगी, ऑरेंज या a केला, केले were her only खाना opinions.
And abusing AppleBloom for literary every reason possible.
Including peeing in her सेब cider..

Anyway. The series is known for becoming...

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Sky Talks About Ponies: Twilight Sparkle

posted by SkyheartPegasus

This is a little thing I will review about the characters in MLP and their pros and cons. Cons will most likely be why they are on a hate side of the fandom.

Twilight Sparkle is the main protagonist of the whole series, since there are rarely any episodes she doesn't appear in that I remember. She has earned alicornhood for making new magic from Friendship that the all-known Starswirl the Bearded could not do, since he did not understand friendship like Twilight did.

Her डिज़ाइन is pretty simple. Not as simple as Applejack's, but still pretty simple. She has soothing, girly रंग but they're...

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Equestria: It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad World

posted by Seanthehedgehog

In my opinion the whole world has gone mad, whacko! Just look at the traffic congestions on the main highway!

Ponies: *beeping horn*
drunk pony: *steals Coltillac*

The terrible conditions of our air traffic control system

Japanese: *bomb pearl harbor*

The destruction of private property, and the सूची goes on so much. The point is that Equestria has gone mad! And here's how it all started.

unicorn: *driving fast*
Pinkie Pie: Whats' with him?
unicorn: *driving 100 miles an hour*
Mirage: *honks horn*
unicorn: *drives off cliff*

Four cars arrived near the wreck.
The first car was a Sportsedan....

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Saten Twist Adventures 6.. (more या less a spoof towards, Whom the Sweetie Belle Toils).

posted by Canada24

Rarity: Sweetie Belle, I adore having आप help me, truly I do, but...
SweetieBelle: Guess I got a little carried away. It's just that I know how important it is for आप to finish this wardrobe in time for Sapphire Shores and her backup dancers.
Rarity: This is without a doubt my most prestigious order ever. After all, Sapphire Shores is ''the'' टट्टू of pop, and her Equestria-wide tour launches in Canterlot अगला week! Which means she must have these outfits द्वारा दिन after tomorrow at the latest!
SweetieBelle: ... आप लॉस्ट me.
Rarity: *groans annoyedly* Coarse I have..

Rarity: *out of breath* I'm here!.....

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Blazin' Blue's New Sister

posted by Dragon-88

Blazin's parents Scorchin' Navy and Searin' Navy. They are not siblings.

Blazin' Blue is getting visited द्वारा his parents, and after they meet his सेकंड girlfriend Princess Luna and their daughter Princess Nightshade, Luna wants to know और about her boyfriend Blazin' द्वारा inviting his parents (and him) to dinner, and later that same evening, as Celestia, Cadance, Shining Armor, and Princess Twilight take their seats, and the तालिका, टेबल has been set...

Luna: So, was Blazin' always outgoing when it came to mares?

Searin'(Blazin's mom): Not really. He used to be scared of talking to any mare he saw. In fact, when he was a colt, and a filly wanted to be फ्रेंड्स with him, he...

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the trotting dead part 2 meeting twilight

posted by octaviavsdjpon3

its been about 2 weeks sense we found out zombies roam the earth yet we still have not found any survivors we fly around everyday looking and looking for a सुरक्षित house to live in with no zombies
still no luck. finally we found a survivor her name is twilight she कहा call her twiliey for short if आप want the अगला दिन we fond a house its really big and is barricaded with stone so nothing dangrous gets in. twilight कहा she used to do science
and is trying to find a cure. now the zombies can fly "we found flyers" my mom said. "WHAT!" i कहा
"mom, how could this all happen we were living a fine...

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बिना सोचे समझे Ponies

added by SkyheartPegasus

Source: derpibooru

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इंद्रधनुष Dash And The Chinese Dragon

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a sequel to one of my stories called Pinkie's Ghost.

Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie are friends, but sometimes Pinkie likes to tease Dash about the time she fooled her द्वारा thinking she was a ghost. इंद्रधनुष Dash doesn't like that.

One night, they were having a sleepover at Sugarcube Corner.

Pinkie Pie: Wake up Dashie! Are आप dreaming about the time आप thought I was a ghost?
Rainbow Dash: Certainly not. Anyway, I was just pretending to be afraid. I knew it was you.
Pinkie Pie: I hope आप don't mind the room being dark.
Rainbow Dash: Why?
Pinkie Pie: Just checking to make sure आप don't get...