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I was driving down a suburban area near Canterlot when my car got a flat tire.

Sean: *Stops car, and looks at the tire* No! I'm in the middle of a car chase right now! *Looks around* Thankfully, ISIS isn't anywhere near me, and I got a spare tire in the back.

I hurried to the trunk, opened it, and got the spare tire, along with a few other supplies. A jack for raising the car, and a wrench to put in, and take out the bolts for the wheels.

Sean: *Raising the car with the jack, then uses the wrench to take out the bolts. After that is done, he takes off the flat tire, and puts the spare on. He puts the bolts back on, and lowers the car with the jack*
Drugged Police टट्टू 35: *At an intersection behind Sean's car. He turns left, and heads away from Sean*
Sean: *Sees the police car, and quickly gets back into his car. He drives away without making any loud noises*
Drugged Police टट्टू 35: *Looks in his rear view mirror, and sees Sean's car* I spotted him! *Turns on his sirens, and makes a U turn*
Sean: *Hears the sirens, and floors it*
Halligan: Where is he located?
Drugged Police टट्टू 35: He's at a suburb about half a mile out of Canterlot's city limits.

Another song for the car chase: link

We left the suburb, and were driving on dirt.

Nikki: *Leading three drugged police ponies* We're catching up to him.
Sean: *Turns left*
Drugged Police टट्टू 35: Where is he going?
Nikki: He's heading towards a train yard.

Indeed I was. I drove into that train yard to make things easier on getting rid of the ISIS ponies.

Sean: *Drives across a train track as a train goes down the line*
Nikki: *Drives across the train track before the train can hit her*
Drugged Police Ponies: *Not so lucky. They got hit द्वारा the train*
Sean: *Drives between a switch engine, and a freight train*
Train Pony: *Blows the horn as he slowly gets his locomotive close to the train*
Nikki: *Gets between the train, and engine, but spins out as the engine hits her*
Halligan: Sounds like the engine died.
Nikki: *Turns the key* You're right, it won't start. *Turns the key, and hears her car start* There we go. *Drives*

There were ten train tracks between me, and the अगला road. I floored it, but I wasn't able to go fast. Neither was Nikki, she was going slower then me.

Sean: *Turns right, then turns left onto the station platform*
Nikki: *Turning left*
Sean: *Drives off the station platform, and turns right into the parking lot*
Nikki: We need back up, that hedgehog is gettin' away from us!

Two और police cars arrived, being driven द्वारा police ponies drugged द्वारा ISIS. Another car was following behind them, and it was brand new.
 The brand new cop car
The brand new cop car


Sean: *Turns right, and sees a construction site five blocks ahead*
Nikki: He's heading Northwest. Towards a construction sight.
Drugged Police टट्टू 9: I see him.
Drugged Police टट्टू 36: Me too.
Drugged Police टट्टू 90: Same here. Let's stop him.

They were still following me? Let them. I'm gonna make their life a living hell once they start chasing me in the construction site.

Sean: *Enters the construction site*
Halligan: Two of आप block the entrance so he can't get out.
Drugged Police टट्टू 90: आप do that, I'll chase that hedgehog with Nikki.
Drugged Police टट्टू 9 & 36: Ten-4.

With the two police ponies blocking the entrance, only Nikki, and the टट्टू in the new Charger were in pursuit.

Sean: *Driving inside a building being built, and goes up four floors*
Nikki: He better stop. Once he gets to the top, there's no way down.
Sean: *Sees a ramp heading towards the road, and drives on it*
Nikki: *Turns right, and stops*
Drugged Police टट्टू 90: *Stops on the ramp, and falls off*
Halligan: आप were saying?
Nikki: आप two better go after him.
Drugged Police टट्टू 9 & 36: We already are.
Nikki: Do we have anymore back up?
Drugged Police टट्टू 53: I'm on my way, but there's one problem.
Nikki: What?
Drugged Police टट्टू 53: I'm driving a Prius.
 The Prius cop car
The Prius cop car


Sean: *Floors it down the road* No cars except for us. Very strange.
Drugged Police टट्टू 9 & 36: *Catching up to Sean*
Drugged Police टट्टू 53: *Behind the other police ponies*
Sean: *Sees a पियानो hanging from a twenty story building. Once he passes it, he sticks his .44 out the window, and shoots the rope holding the piano*
Drugged Police Ponies: Look out!
Drugged Police टट्टू 53: *His car gets hit द्वारा the piano, and his car breaks down*
Sean: *Sees a big rig pulling a trailer carrying fuel*
Drugged Police टट्टू 9 & 36: *Catching up to Sean*
Sean: *Hits the oil button, and spills oil onto the road. He then passes the big rig*
Drugged Police टट्टू 9 & 36: *Crash into the big rig, which makes it explode*
Sean: *Drives away from the big rig*
Nikki: *Stops her car द्वारा the prius* Make sure he's okay.
Halligan: *Gets out of the car, and goes to the drugged टट्टू in the Prius* Hey, are आप okay? *Opens door* Excuse me. Are आप okay?
Drugged Police टट्टू 53: I'm fine.
Halligan: *Talks in a sarcastic mood* Are आप sure? Because आप just got hit द्वारा a piano.

Another helicopter was following me.

ISIS Pilot: Halligan, I'm low on fuel, but I have Sean in my sights. I'm gonna keep chasing him until I run out.
Halligan: Negative, go find a place to refuel, and land there ASAP.
ISIS Pilot: *Continues to follow Sean*
Halligan: Again, land, and refuel the chopper.
ISIS Pilot: *Goes to land at a fueling depot*

2 B Continued
 "Books and Magic hold the answers" Dawn Bright
"Books and Magic hold the answers" Dawn Bright
My Little Pony: Voyage of Friendship

Episode 1: It Begins part 1

Dawn panted as she cantered down the सड़क, स्ट्रीट in Ponyville. Gotta to get to the Ponyville Hotel! She thought. She almost past it in her rush. She then bounded through the doors, up the marble stairs, and rapidly knocked on room 245’s door.

“Uncle Armor, Aunt Cadance, open up! It’s me, Dawn Bright,” Dawn shouted. She then heard hoofsteps and then her uncle, Shining Armor, opened the door and said, “Dawn Bright great of you- Dawn didn’t give him the chance to finish as she rushed in and hide behind a chair.

Aunt Cadance walked...
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Source: Original Owners (NOT ME)
added by karinabrony
added by ChibiEmmy
added by KendiKens
posted by BlackPetals
I am amazed. About to be two sad stories out of five in one day. Once again, Song is Rise द्वारा Skillet. Also I made a मंच thing. so you're welcome to check that out. On with the story. This time, Shy dies. I don't even know how I'm gonna write this... Shy, too, takes her life. I have warned. आप should listen, if आप don't wish to hear how Shy kicks her bucket. Super super short. Imagination stores running low.


Rainbow Dash was gone. Spike and Twilight were gone. Who was next? When would it end? The answer was plain to see, if one looked in the right place. Fluttershy had taken to wearing strips...
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#5: TWILIGHT SEGA:
Frankly, I don't think ANYBODY watches this series.
Or 50 shades of grey for that matter.
But I'm putting them both on the सूची anyway..

#4: 50 SHADES OF GREY:

#3: SCREAM SERIES:
A parody of the horror genre.
But the first movie would of been actually scary, if they actually bothered to have decent actors.
And to not have a villain, who's about as frightening as tampon commercials..

#2: EQUESTRIA GIRLS:
It's not that it's a BAD movie.
It's probably a great movie.
But something about the characters becoming humanised, it kinda creeps me out..

#1: FROZEN:
I know what आप gonna say.
You...
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posted by Canada24
AJ: She left us!?

Pinkamena: That's what Twiliy said... Claimed that being princess means आप guys are no longer good enough for her... (conveniently) Except me. She still likes me..

Rarity: What about Flutterhy!? She's missing as well..

Pinamena: Oh.. Well.. (nervously) I wouldn't know anything about that.

ONE WEEK EARLIER:

Pinkamena: Wakey. Wakey. Fluttershy..

Fluttershy: (wakes up only to discover she's tied up. And sees. Much to her horror. A huge saw like device above her head, same one from कपकेक - GET READY TO DIE) P- Please let me go!

Pinkamena: Can't.. Your on the list.. And my customers...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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Source: EQD, joyreactor, फेसबुक
Rarity after spilling mud on AppleJack's dress and finlky snapped out her attempts of impressing Trenderhoof द्वारा behaving like AppleaJack.

This got even worse for Rarity when she realised it was actually Rarity's own dress, and ran to clean it.

Saten awkwardly approached AppleJack. "That's uhh.. A lovely outfit" Saten कहा nervously.

"Well.. Thanks. I was only wearing it to snap Rarity out of annoying state.. It's kinda itchy actually" AppleJack insisted.

"Oh.. Well.. Dose this mean Trenderhoof will leave आप alone?" Saten asked.

"Ah guess.. But ah'm glad आप to know आप actually 'do' care for me" AppleJack admitted.

"I guess" Saten कहा a bit awkwardly.

"... Say. आप wanna get some lunch together?" AppleJack asked.

"Of coarse" Saten कहा excitedly.

AppleJack smiled, rather cutely.



Well. I know this sucked. But just needed to end the story.

So..

END OF EPISODE ONE..
Ever since one of my प्रिय episodes of Season 4 came out, which was Flight To The Finish, only one thing has crossed my mind: Scootaloo needs to fucking fly. Diamond Tiara went ableism on Scootaloo, amd that drove me over the edge. My instinct after the episode? Time to win some races! I ended up winning about 900, all told, from the end of that episode until today. I then retroactively added all other racing game wins I accrued, making my total और like 4,200. Add my sports game wins, and you're looking at 4,550. Add the rest of my wins in games that count them, and now आप have a total...
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Episode 10: Quicksilver

Me: *Reading X-Men #4 in a small park near Cloudsdale*

Scootaloo: *Approaches me* Hello Nick,

Me: Hello Scootaloo. How are you?

Scootaloo: Good, I guess. Can I ask आप something?

Me: Sure.

Scootaloo: My फ्रेंड्स Applebloom and Sweetie Belle both look up to superheroes, like Captain Marvel and मकड़ी Man, but now I don’t have one. Can आप find me a hero who is fast and cool at the same time?

Me: Well, the first one that comes to mind is the mutant Quicksilver.

Scootaloo: Quicksilver?

Me: Quicksilver, aka Pietro Maximoff, is the twin brother of Scarlet Witch. He has super speed...
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Source: EQD, joyreactor
Episode 4: Thor Odinson

Me: *Reading Journey Into Mystery #83* in the park*

Rarity: *Sees what I'm reading* Who is that man in the book? And why does he look like such a hunk?

Me: Oh, his name is Thor.

Rarity: Thor?

Me: Thor is an Asgardian, sent to Earth द्वारा his father, Odin, to learn humility. He had a human identity named Donald Blake.

Rarity: Donald Blake? How drab...

Me: Anyways, Thor had been going on many adventures, such as the Destroyer, an एनचांटेड suit of armor made द्वारा Odin, but stolen द्वारा Loki in Journey Into Mystery #118.

Rarity: Loki?

Me: Loki is Thor's evil brother.

Rarity: Oh.

Me: Thor...
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Alright..

So I found this bizarre MLP story.
That ruins some of my प्रिय character Twilight and AppleJack, द्वारा using the theme of INCEST..

Fuckin incest! Why dose that even excist!?

I thought I stopped having to deal with fuckin incest after no longer पढ़ना Alpha & Omega stories.

But nope.
Even my little टट्टू has it.
Just ask Friendship is Witchcraft.

This story is about Twilight and AppleJack switching minds, so I guess in a way it's not incest, but, my mind will forever KNOW it is.

Anyway..

don't EVER read this story.
But if आप really have to,
Afried your on your own for finding it..
Trenderhoof was still following AppleJack all over town, trying to impress her, and obvilious of her complete lack of interested in him.

At one point Saten Twist appeared literary out of nowhere, while wearing in usual outfit.

"Saten? What do y'all want now?" AppleJack groaned to the red Pegasus.

"Jee.. Good seeing आप to Jacky" Saten कहा with clear sarcasm.

"Ah thought ah told ya ta stop calling me that" AppleJack groaned.

"You did, but I can't help, it sounds so cute.. (somewhat pervertly) Just like you" Saten replied, to the beautifully orange, southern pony.

"Please Saten.. I had a long day....
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