माइ लिट्ल पोनी फ्रेंडशिप ईज़ मॅजिक Article: Saten Twist Adventures: S2E2... PART 3

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posted by Canada24

LATER THAT SAME EVENING:

The main six were gathered at a table.

Pinkie: (saddened) I can't believe it.. Saten just left like that..

Twilight: Oh, he'll be back.. He's just trying to impress that Starlight, girl..

AJ: Ah don't know Twilight. Ah think this may be और serious than ya realize.. Ah mean.. Deep down. Saten is a very depressed person.. And having the change to lose the cutie mark he never wanted in the first place.. This is a big opportunity for him.

Twilight: Relax, it'll be fi-

Rarity: (gasps) What in the name of Equestria is that?!

Shopkeeper: Welcome! Care to sample some local fashion? We've got cloaks this month!

Rarity: (gagging) Wha- Ooh, er, perhaps another time, good sir, thank you. [whispering] No wonder nobody's wearing anything!

Fluttershy: (hushed) Really, girls! They may do things a bit differently than we're used to, but that's no reason to be rude.

इंद्रधनुष Dash: (hushed) No, the reason to be rude is that they all keep staring at us!

Double Diamond: (creepy smile) Need something?

Twilight Sparkle: Uh, no! We're good! (hushed) Fluttershy's right. If we're going to get to the bottom of why the map sent us here, we'll need the help of these ponies.

Applejack: Ah think we ran off to the end of Equestria before we even knew what that map was!

Pinkie: If we were at the end of Equestria, we'd be sitting on a big 'A'! (giggles) Get it?

Rarity: Oh, please, Miss Pie! This is hardly the time for jokes! We've come all this way and for what?

Twilight: (hushed) Maybe you're right. But we're here now, and it sure feels like something's wrong.

Applejack: That and two bits'll get आप a cup of cider.

Sugar Belle: Is this a bad time?

Fluttershy: We shouldn't be bickering like this in front of our new friends. Really, Applejack, you're almost as bad as इंद्रधनुष Dash!

इंद्रधनुष Dash: Don't drag me into this!

Sugar Belle: Is your friendship ending?

Pinkie: Are आप crazy?! We'd never let a disagreement get in the way of food!

Sugar Belle: O-kay, well, my name is Sugar Belle. What can I bring you? We have. muffins...

Twilight: Then I guess we'll take six muffins!

Pinkie: Make that twelve! What? I'm hungry! Twilight: (hushed) Come on, girls. We've got to stick together. It doesn't matter what happened before, we're here now.

Applejack: Ah guess you're right. And the sooner we figure out why, the sooner we can go home.

Sugar Belle: Forgive me for overhearing, but just a moment पूर्व आप were disagreeing, and now it sounds like you're... agreeing.

Applejack: Uh-huh...

Sugar Belle: Well, आप had such differing opinions – and cutie marks.

Rarity: We have differing opinions all the time, darling.

Sugar Belle: But आप look like you're friends.

Twilight: We are friends. A simple disagreement wouldn't change that.

Sugar Belle: I'm sorry, I'm just having a hard time understanding. Different talents lead to different opinions, which lead to bitterness and misery. So... why aren't आप कड़वा and...?

Pinkie: (Eats muffin). (chocking) Blech!.. (realizes it was out loud).. I mean.. Mmmm... good...

Sugar Belle: It's all right. I know I'm not a very good baker. At least, I know I'm not any better than anybody else in the village. Well, I... hope आप enjoy our little village!

Pinkie: (hacking).

Sugar Belle: (hushed) Come inside before आप go! Meet me downstairs!

इंद्रधनुष Dash: Okay, that was weird too.

Twilight: (hushed) Let's all sit here and eat these muffins and act normal. I think we're being watched.

इंद्रधनुष Dash: (sarcastically) आप think?

Twilight: (hushed) No, not like that! I mean somebody here doesn't want us talking to Sugar Belle.

Applejack: Ah got an idea. But आप gotta eat all of them muffins, Pinkie.

Pinkie: Me?! Why me?!

Applejack: Shh.. (hushed) आप got a stronger stomach than any of us, and that filly in there might be our best chance at findin' out what the सूखी घास, घास is goin' on round here.

Pinkie: (gulps).

Pinkie: (groaning in pain).

Applejack: (stitled) I can't believe ya ate all our muffins, Pinkie Pie! We'd best go inside and get some more!

Twilight: (hushed) Nice work, Pinkie.

Pinkie: (groaning) I've accidentally eaten cardboard tastier than that...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 1 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake, Hawkeye, and Coffee Creme drove to Snowflake's house. When they got there, the three were playing monopoly

Coffee Creme: Can I ask आप a question?
Hawkeye: Sure.
Coffee Creme: Why is Gordon such an ass?
Hawkeye: He was once a great driver, until he accidentally killed Pete's wife. Now he basically acts mean towards everypony for no reason.
Coffee Creme: That's terrible.
Snowflake: *rolls dice* Yeah. It's hard to believe, but it's true. How much do I owe you?
Hawkeye: It's New York avenue with two houses, so आप owe me 90 dollars.
Snowflake: Here *hands over 100 dollar bill*
Hawkeye: Thank...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 1 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

When Hawkeye, and Coffee Creme got to Cheyenne, they were heading towards the train yard.

Hawkeye: *stops*
Coffee Creme: Ok, we're hear. Now what?
Hawkeye: Now we uncouple the locomotives, and put them in the servicing facility. Meanwhile, three engines will get behind the train, and push it down the hump.
Coffee Creme: How do आप hump a train?
Hawkeye: आप don't. It goes down a पहाड़ी, हिल which is called the hump, because it goes uphill, and shortly after that it goes downhill.
Coffee Creme: Is that it?
Hawkeye: Sort of. The cars in the train get uncoupled, and they go to different parts in the yard....

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Con Mane: The Rookie Saga part 4/4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to another story about a spy named Con Mane. We begin at a Mexican nuclear base.

Con: *runs onto dam*
pilot: *flies past Con*
Con: *ties himself to guardrail*

Con jumped, as the rope slowly let him down toward part of the base. A few मिनटों later he was inside.

Mexican pony777: *watches T.V.*
Mexican pony484: *goes to bathroon*
Mexican pony556: *leaves bathroom*
Mexican pony484: *reads newspaper*
Con: Beg your pardon. Forgot to knock *K.O's mexican*

From there Con walked into an unlit room when he ran into another टट्टू named John.

John: ¡Señor! ¿Estás solo?
Con: Yes, I'm alone....

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Con Mane: The Rookie Saga part 3/4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a combination of Casino Royale with Quantum Of Solace. It all started in a place called Dodge City, where many stallions were pitting जानवर to fight against each other. Con had to find a certain टट्टू that was gambling on the animals.

Con: Did आप find her yet?
Hungry: No. I don't see her.
Con: Stop touching your ear!
Hungry: Sorry?
Gambling pony: *notices hungry*
Hungry: *pulls out gun*
Con: Put your gun away! I need her alive.

Con chased after the mare into a construction sight. When he found the fence he couldn't hop over, he चुरा लिया a bulldozer, and destroyed it, then continued his...

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Celestia and Bolt: The खोजिए for Luna

posted by Dragon-88

What इंद्रधनुष Dash was doing to stay busy.

What Rainbow Dash was doing to stay busy.

It's a normal morning in Celestia's castle, but this morning will be very different!

Celestia: I better wake up Luna! We have a game of टेनिस to play! *enters Luna's room and approaches the bed* OK, Luna, time to wake up. Luna? LUNA!! *pulls back cover* Wake up! Huh? SON OF AN ALICORN!!! My sister's gone missing! I better get help!

So Celestia rushes around town asking for help, but everyone seems busy, even इंद्रधनुष Dash. She visits Rarity's house (now shared with Bolt, her older brother), in hopes that Bolt wasn't busy either....

Celestia: *rings doorbell, which plays the "My Little Pony" theme*...

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Under Pressure Part 2

posted by karinabrony

Black Rose was in her room, पढ़ना her book. She was getting distracted with all of those things in her mind. She kept on thinking about the incident in class when they called her suicidal. She couldn't help but shed a tear. She thought that if they really wanted her to die, she should make them happy and should. She got out a चाकू and slit herself a little mark. She cringed and then put it down. "I'm worthless..'' she said. She lay in her बिस्तर and went to sleep. Another दिन tomorrow in Torture....

Coffee Creme woke up wide awake and went to go draw to begin the morning. She painted until she...

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इंद्रधनुष Dash presents: A Crossover part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Pinkie was leading Rarity, Fluttershy, and Zecora to the other version of Pinkie Pie.

FIM Pinkie: *hopping down road*
Pinkie Pie: Hey! It's the other version of Pinkie. yes
Fluttershy: She has her own car? We only have buses.
Pinkie Pie: *sneaks into FIM Pinkie's car* Hello
FIM Pinkie: Ach!! Hey, आप look just like me, but आप sound different.
Pinkie Pie: That's because Pinkie is आप from another world. Why is Pinkie german in this world?
FIM Pinkie: I was born in germany, and when I was a foal, I moved into the United States Of Equestria.
Pinkie Pie: Pinkie is a russian, and wants all germans...

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PART SEVEN: (of the Changeling's featured story)

posted by Canada24

Back in ponyville.

The other five characters finally made it out their the ropes but were still in the room they were room they were held in.

"So.. We are gonna save

her right?" Pinkie Pie asked worriedly.

"Yes, darling. But we're trying to think of a plan remember" Rarity replied.

"Oh.. Right" Pinkie said, blushing from her forgetfulness.

"So.. Anybody, anybody know anything about Changelings? Cause in order to fight them and save our beloved friend, we're have to know HOW" इंद्रधनुष Dash said, nervously pacing.

"Well. Fortantly Twilight wasn't only one with a copy of 'Creatures of Equestria" Rarity...

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the shy who loved me part 11

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After a minute, the Germans realized they did not hit their target.

German colonel: what happened?
Con: they must have some defense system
Double X: we'll go in, and disable it.
German colonel: good luck
Con: *teleports with double x to Atlantis*
Double X: how are we destroying this building?
Con: the self destruct system
Nightmare moon: oh no आप don't
Con: *fights nightmare moon*
Double X: *takes cover*
Nightmare moon: *fights con*
Con: *hits self destruct button*
Nightmare moon: you...
Con: *jumps to crane*
Nightmare moon: *goes to button*
Con: *lowers crane*
Nightmare moon: *looks up*
Double X: *watches*...

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The Shy Who Loved Me part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con continued driving the car/submarine through the ocean, as he got toward Atlantis.

Con: There's what we came to look at.
Double X: What?
Con: Toward the bottom, there is a place that shoots missiles.
mexicans: *swim toward car*
Double X: Con, look!
Con: *shoots mexican swimmers*
Double X: Now there's more
Con: They're armed too.
mexican 1: *shoots explosive arrow*
Con: *dodges*
mexican 2: *shoots another explosive arrow*
Double X: *deploys oil*
Con: What are आप doing?
Double X: *deploys mine*
Mexicans: *explode*
Con: How did आप know about that?
Double X: I saw the blueprints for this car two weeks...

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आप Know You're A Brony If...

posted by karinabrony

1.) Whenever one of your pets run away, आप say, ''You're...GOING TO प्यार ME!''.

2.) आप got extremely mad when Gilda made Fluttershy cry.

3.) आप go on websites like Equestria Daily and My Little Brony.

4.) Whenever आप eat a इंद्रधनुष colored कैन्डी (for example, Skittles, खट्टा Taffy, etc.) , आप think of इंद्रधनुष Dash.

5.) Whenever आप see a Granny Smith apple, आप think of Granny Smith.

6.) When someone has a My Little टट्टू merchandise and they don't even know what it is, आप immediately सवाल them like, ''Who's your प्रिय character?'' and ''Where did आप get it at?''.

7.) आप contribute to...

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Blue Bolt- The new resident of Ponyville-Part 2

posted by Dragon-88

इंद्रधनुष Dash is in the air wondering why the other mane five are situated at Blue Bolt's front door. And it was quite sunny outside!

Rainbow Dash is in the air wondering why the other mane five are situated at Blue Bolt's front door. And it was quite sunny outside!

आप asked for a sequel, so here ya go! In the last one, Bolt got out of the house to meet everyone in an attempt to overcome his shyness. It worked, and he's being less shy as of now. He even has a girlfriend-Applejack. I know this is cute, so let's place this story around the mane six for a bit!

Pinkie: What am I gonna do today? I've played with the ball nineteen times already! Maybe Bolt can help me! (heads toward Blue Bolt's house)

Rainbow: SOARIN! Wanna play hide and go seek?

Soarin: No...You win every time, and that isn't fair!

Rainbow: I'm gonna die from boredom here!! Perhaps Bolt wants...

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The Shy Who Loved Me part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Peckish

On a really dark night at a bunch of pyramids, there was a दिखाना going on

Announcer: Welcome to the periods.
Mare35: WHAT?!?
Announcer: Sorry. I mean pyramids. If it were periods we'd be drowning in blood. Anyways. It's time for the dances- What? What do आप mean I'm fired?!
crowd: *listen awkwardly*
Announcer: I made a mistake, so what?! Fine, fuck you. I hated this job anyway!
Con: *sees Nightmare Moon* Great. First I had to fight her on a cable car, and now she's back probably planning to kill me. (Reference to Nightmare Moonraker)
Peckish: *walks*
Nightmare Moon: *follows*
Con: *also follows*
?:...

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The Shy Who Loved Me part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Back at the mexican base

M.L: Send in Double X
Double X: *walks in*
M.L: I'm sorry, but Danish was killed during a mission.
Double X: Who killed him?
M.L: We have no clue, but now we have another problem. A टट्टू named Isosceles has some kind of micro film, holding info on a special weapon that can get rid of submarines. He's been making us lose a lot of them. आप have to find it immediately.

While as in CIE headquarters.

Snow: He'll see आप now Mr. Mane
Con: Thanks. *walks in office*
P: Ah good, you're here. What do आप know about a टट्टू named Isosceles?
Con: As I heard, he's been making us lose submarines,...

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The Shy Who Loved Me part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I told आप Con Mane would return, and he's in a spy adventure which starts with a submarine going through the atlantic.

Equestrian ponies: We got sight of something.
Captain: What?
Equestrian ponies: It looks like an oil barge.
Captain: What the fuck are आप looking at that for?
Equestrian ponies: Something unusual is sticking out from the bottom.

And suddenly the alarm went off, and the submarine was being forced to go up.

Captain: How is this happening?!
Equestrian ponies: WE have no idea!!
mexican: *drive barge near sub*
Captain: Of course. Mexicans!!
Mexicans: *go past submarine*

Speaking of Mexicans,...

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Dirty Harry Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

While Scorpio was walking toward a football stadium, and ambulance, and a cop car arrived where Harry was at.

Harry: Did आप call for the रोगी वाहन, एम्बुलेंस dumby?
Henry: Duh, Peter did.
Harry: Smart pony, unlike you
Henry: *drives*
Harry: *gets in his car* Good thing I'm not with that guy *drives behind Henry*

At the football stadium.

Harry: *arrives at entrance*
Scorpio: *running down bleachers*
Harry: Stop!
Henry: *turns on lights*
Scorpio: Huh?
Harry: *shoots Scorpio*
Henry: *turns on other lights*
Scorpio: *lying on ground*
Harry: Where's the filly?
Scorpio: आप can't do this!! I HAVE RIGHTS TO LIVE!
Harry:...

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Blue Bolt- The new resident of Ponyville

posted by Dragon-88

Blue Bolt, the newest resident of Ponyville

Last story was halfway good, so this time I'm making it to where Blue Bolt's personality is fully revealed in this story. It all starts with Bolt arriving in Ponyville. He is new here, so he doesn't know much about the town या the residents. He is very shy, so he was nervous to talk to anyone. He thought his way of speech would make him appear weird. So he enters the house he was promised द्वारा some टट्टू who had blue curled hair and wore red glasses. He doesn't know who she was, but he will learn soon!

Bolt: This is a nice house. Who was she anyways? I just hope the residents are nice...

It is daytime,...

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The last solstice - Chapter 14: Breaking the ice

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 14: Breaking the ice

Her first coherent thought was about Tartaros. Celestia believed she ended up there. She could even feel the heat. The snow white alicorn slowly opened her eyes, then she recognized a silhouette standing beside her bed. Her vision was still a bit blurry, but the figure looked familiar. Her face distorted in pain as she tried to move. She felt like the entire right side of her body was on fire. The टट्टू reached out, removed the sheet from her chest and disappeared.

Celestia could not decide whether this was some weird dream या reality. Soon, the pony...

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The last solstice - Chapter 13: Inner demons - Part 2

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 13: Inner demons - Part 2

The Princess of the Sun circles around nervously. She’s like a snow white ghost haunting the rooms. Although it was several days ago, the encounter with Nocturnal Mirage has stirred up her soul. Laying eyes upon another टट्टू after a decade was quite unsettling for Celestia.

“How could I have been so foolish?” the solar alicorn questioned herself angrily.

In the heat of the moment, she allowed the stallion to see what nopony should see. The marks of that fateful day… the marks of her failure.

Celestia gazed at her distorted reflection...

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Dirty Harry part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Half an घंटा later, Harry went to grab some lunch. There was place he always enjoyed going to called Dou Chebag's.

Harry: *enters restaurant*
Dou: Harry, how's it going?
Harry: Hello Mr. Chebag, how are you?
Dou: Wonderful. Would आप like your usual?
Harry: I think I'll surprise आप this time. Only chili today.
Dou: आप got it. *looks out window* A lot of polution out there, it's not good.
Harry: No it isn't. Why can't we have clean streets for once?
Dou: We live in a town of crime.
Harry: Yeah *sees bank* I need आप to make a call.
Dou: What for?
Harry: Tell the police that there's a bank robbery...