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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Part 1: link

After the match, Ditto made his team stay in the gym. He was proud of his team winning, but he wasn't too thrilled about part of the game where they were losing.

Ditto: Alright everypony. Your comeback in the ending of that game was outstanding. However, आप need to improve your performance. Especially आप Thomas.
Thomas: Me?
Joe: He's right. आप maybe our best server, but you're not good at everything else.
Ditto: He's right. आप don't pass the ball to your teammates, आप caught the ball a few times when the other team hit it towards you, and you're certainly not good at spiking.
Thomas: I just don't see the need to spike the ball.
Erik: हे man, spiking the ball is important, especially if you're close to the net.
Ditto: Right. I think all of आप need to practice. Come over to my house tomorrow morning for training.
Thomas: Alright. May we go?
Ditto: Sure.
Thomas: *Leaves the gym with Joe, Erik, Silver, Mimi, and Sunny*

At Thomas' house

Thomas: *Sitting at the रात का खाना तालिका, टेबल with Kenny*
Martha: *Brings chinese खाना to Kenny, and Thomas* Enjoy.
Thomas: Oh we will. Right Kenny?
Kenny: Yeah.
Martha: That's good to hear. *Walks to television*
Thomas: You're not having रात का खाना with us?
Martha: I'm not hungry. *Turns on TV*
Announcer: And now, the moment you've all been waiting for, it's the 32nd Daring Do film, Daring Do Rides The Bus.
Daring Do: No!!!!!!!!
Announcer: Can she survive torture on wheels?
Daring Do: *Standing in the bus, because there are no seats available. The bus stops, and she goes flying through the front window* take it easy on the brakes!
Announcer: Crowded spaces, bad smells, and traffic jams galore.
Daring Do: Get me out of here!!
Announcer: Daring Do Rides The Bus. Arriving in theaters everywhere on April 1st.
Thomas: Must be an April Fool's joke.
Announcer: Oh, and before the trailer ends, this is not an April Fools joke. This is a real movie.

अगला morning, everypony was at Ditto's house.

Ditto: Now listen up. We're close to winning the E.V.L. All we gotta do is beat the Icebergs in the semi finals, then beat the Spiders in the championship.
Mimi Retcon: Who came up with those names?
Ditto: Don't know, don't care, but they sound stupid.
Mimi Retcon: How did आप know I was going to say that?
Ditto: Because I'm your coach. I know everything about you. We'll start off practice with balance. आप can't play वालीबाल, वॉलीबॉल if आप can't stand on your back legs, so we'll do some gymnastics.
Silver: Do we even have any balance beams?
Ditto: Yep. *Uses magic to make the balance beams appear* I had these in my closet for- *Hears loud noises in his room* Excuse me. *Goes away*
Thomas: I'll start. *Gets on the balance beam, and starts walking on his back legs*
Joe: So far, so good.
Thomas: Thanks. *Gets to the other end of the balance beam* Now for my अगला trick. *Stands on his front legs, making his back legs stick up in the air*
Erik: Oh boy.
Mimi Retcon: Showoff.
Thomas: *Walks on the balance beam with his front legs*
Ditto: *Returns* Good work Thomas, but what legs are आप supposed to be standing on?
Thomas: My back.
Ditto: Good. Remember that. Whose next?

2 B Continued
 Thomas' wife, Martha
Thomas' wife, Martha
 Kenny, Thomas' son
Kenny, Thomas' son


Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


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This is another intro focusing on my characters from Trainz, but only the diesels are involved this time.

Leon: *Leaving Impala Station, on a passenger train with Stan, Sebastian, and Xavier*
Sean: *Pulling seven coaches as he passes Mike Fonzi pulling twenty freight cars*
Jesse: *Returning from the yards. He yawns as he stops on the turntable*
Ian: *Pulling a freight train with Shayne, and Jerry*
Sean: *Passes Ian,...
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added by TimberHumphrey
added by TimberHumphrey
video
my
magic
friendship
my little टट्टू
माइ लिट्ल पोनी फ्रेंडशिप ईज़ मॅजिक
video
my
magic
friendship
my little टट्टू
माइ लिट्ल पोनी फ्रेंडशिप ईज़ मॅजिक
posted by Seanthehedgehog


Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


St. Foalis Maressouri, 6 PM.

A crowd of thousands of ponies gathered at the Gateway Arch to experience a comedy दिखाना that was being filmed live in 4k. The comedian? Tom Foolery.

Crowd: *Clapping, and chanting* Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!
Tom: *Arrives at a temporary stage under the Gateway Arch*
Crowd: *Cheering, as they continue to clap*
Tom: Thank आप everypony.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: Thank आप very much....
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आप see that weight on your wings?
So i know what you're feeling
Yeah, आप got bigger dreams
So keep on believing

Don't let your colors
bleed into grey
We got each other
and chances to take
Yeah, आप got bigger dreams
So keep on believing

I'll chase the sky with you
I'll chase the night with you
I'll chase the light with you
If आप wanna fly
I'll chase the sky

Whoa oh oh oh
Whoa oh oh oh
Whoa oh oh oh
If आप wanna fly
I'll chase the sky

Anything in your heart
Is और than worth keeping (Mmm)
I'll shoot for the stars
If that's what आप needed

Just say the word
and baby, i'll run
I'll find a way
to go beyond the sun
I'll...
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posted by TimberHumphrey
so here are a few theories i got for this show:

Theory #1: since Hasbro and DHX never even bothered to give Cozy Glow any semblance of a backstory, my theory is that she's actually a fully-grown adult टट्टू stuck inside a filly's body. she was born with a condition that never let her physically age after filly-hood.

Theory #2: while we do know Sunset used to be Celestia's चोटी, शीर्ष student, i always thought there was something और to it than just a teacher-student relationship. and since we never get to see if Sunset had parents at some point in time, my theory is that she's Celestia's adopted daughter. remember how worried Celestia was about Sunset at the end of the first EqG movie? yeah, something tells me they're और than just teacher and ex-student.

Theory #3: at one point in time, King Sombra used to be a great and loved king, before he became corrupted द्वारा his desire for power that forced Celestia and Luna to banish him into the abyss.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The final part of Tom Foolery's दिखाना is here.

Tom: Now, most of आप probably don't know this, but we all have several things in common. I'll give आप an example. We're all here together, in the greatest city in Maressouri.
Crowd: *Clapping*
Tom: I have some even funnier ones. When you're in your car, and आप stop at a red light. Do आप ever try to हटाइए an extra inch या two?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: But when आप see other cars in front of you, you're in no rush to get as close to the other guy as possible. आप just coast to the red light.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Coast to the red light, then all of a sudden...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom was now making fun of the modern movie industry.

Tom: As much as I enjoy being an actor, when I'm not entertaining आप with jokes.
Crowd: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: I always want to make sure the movie I'm in is good. They're not all comedies, my most हाल का film, Suicide was actually quite dark. Yet for some reason, comedians feel like it's a great way to improve their career. Correct me if I'm wrong, but being in a dramatic R-rated film will not improve your comedy career.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: That's why no one knows who Jim Carrey is anymore.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: His हाल का role as Dr. Robotnik...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom continued insulting politicians, much to the delight of his audience.

Tom: Presidential candidates are always a good target for comedians to make fun of, but आप know what another लोकप्रिय target is? Black Lives Matter.
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: Many black ponies are accusing millions of ponies of the Caucasian race, for something only one police officer did in the Midwest!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Who's the racist now आप assholes?!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: And do आप really think that every single Caucasian hates blacks?! When did we time travel back to the 18th Century?!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Even the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What's a comedy दिखाना without politics? Tom is going to make fun of the presidential election.

Tom: I don't know what's worse, this covid pandemic, या the presidential election.
Crowd: Yeah!!!
Tom: I don't trust either Trump, या Biden so I'm not going to vote. *Talks like a filly* But Tom, it's important for the economy!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Losing jobs, and spending money on taxes is not good for the economy!
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: I don't give a fuck what ponies tell me. I don't trust the president, I don't trust the princess, I don't trust anyone that works for the Equestrian government! Why?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After mentioning things आप should only do alone, Tom had another segment for his audience to enjoy.

Tom: आप know one thing I like to do when I'm alone? Rewatch some episodes of On The Block.
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: Not only do I enjoy comedy, but I also enjoy being an actor. It's the only job where आप can get away with murder.
Crowd: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: Unless you're Robert Deniro, and the main protagonist is Al Pacino.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Seeing those two together was a lot of fun, but what really surprised me was seeing Pacino as a cop. He's normally the criminal, but I still got a kick...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


St. Foalis Maressouri, 6 PM.

A crowd of thousands of ponies gathered at the Gateway Arch to experience a comedy दिखाना that was being filmed live in 4k. The comedian? Tom Foolery.

Crowd: *Clapping, and chanting* Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!
Tom: *Arrives at a temporary stage under the Gateway Arch*
Crowd: *Cheering, as they continue to clap*
Tom: Thank आप everypony.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: Thank आप very much.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: And shut up.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Jerry: Sorry, but I got nothing.
Vito: I don't feel like dying. That's the reason we left the family in the first place.
Harlan: *Hears a car* What's that? *Looks out the window*
Vito: What is it?
Harlan: A cop.

The three stallions started to panic, but Vito had a plan.

Vito: I think I know what to do. Go upstairs and let me handle this.
Police Pony: *Rings the doorbell*
Vito: *Opens the door* How can I help आप officer?
Police Pony: We got a complaint a while ago. Apparently this morning, some ponies had a gunfight just in front of your house. आप know anything about this?
Vito: No. I was riding...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this episode.

Twilight Sparkle: *In a black परिवर्तनीय with two Royal Guards. A bullet hits the door of the परिवर्तनीय they're in*
Royal Guard: Princess, get down!

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Captain Jefferson: Someone tried to assassinate the princess as she entered our town.

---

Twilight: Why would somepony want me dead?
Toby: That's what we're trying to find out.

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Tim: *Gets punched three times द्वारा a blue unicorn. He gets punched one और time, and his glasses break*

Intro
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Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting अगला to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this week's episode.

Tim: You're splitting us up?
Captain Jefferson: Just until Saturday. Someone's gotta teach the new guys what to do.

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Pony: *Driving a sports car* Turn on the nitrous.
Pony 2: *Turns on the nitrous*
Pony: *Going faster*

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Captain Jefferson: These two guys are wanted द्वारा the State Troopers, both in this state, and in Pennsylvania.
Tim: *Driving after the bad guys*
Captain Jefferson: We gotta be on our game.
Tim: *Hits another car, and goes on two wheels*

Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting अगला to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
When Saten Twist returned to Los Angeles in the Super Chief, he saw Jake looking at him.

Jake: *Angry*
Saten: *Sweating* Why is he giving me that look? *Stops the train*
Jake: *Tapping his left front hoof on the ground, waiting for Saten Twist*
Saten: *Climbs down from the engine's cab* Why are आप angry at me?
Jake: आप owe me an apology for the way आप talked to me yesterday.
Saten: John-
Jake: IT'S JAKE!!!!
Saten: Why are आप getting angry at me all of a sudden?
Jake: Your lecture towards me made me lose my job, and now I can't find work anywhere else.
Saten: आप quit?
Jake: Yeah. I'm still waiting...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


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 Celestia: *Runs from the left. She jumps up, her wings spreading wide, then her face gets into the triangle*
Celestia: *Runs from the left. She jumps up, her wings spreading wide, then her face gets into the triangle*


Albuquerque, New Mexicolt. July 19th, 1958

Saten Twist: *Walking towards the Super Chief*
Stallion 16: Here to take this train all the way to Los Angeles?
Saten Twist: *Nods, and climbs into the cab*
Conductor: All aboard!!
Saten Twist: *Blows the horn twice, and makes the train go forward*
 This is the train Saten Twist is driving, called the Super Chief. A luxury train for ponies.
This is the train Saten Twist is driving, called the Super Chief. A luxury train for ponies....
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Oh shit, BT's not making fun of someone this time around? (well in an indirect way I might be but let's see where this goes)

Yeah, I don't care if anyone reads this, I just want to get this off of my chest, because I'm gonna try and be real with this site for once and it's 1 AM in the morning.

One thing I've noticed in the time that i've been a part of this club (since like, 2012 या something, idk), is that this club has लॉस्ट its backbone. The हाल का year, now, I've been shitposting like mad, pissing in everyone's cornflakes. I have admittedly been the worst kind of person, for NO good reason....
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