माइ लिट्ल पोनी फ्रेंडशिप ईज़ मॅजिक Article: Trixie's funhouse spoof (mature humor involved)... PART 2

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Trixie's funhouse spoof (mature humor involved)... PART 2

posted by Canada24

The crusaders followed young Trixie towards her mysterious building.
Scootaloo: (nervously) Are आप sure this place is okay?
Trixie: Why wouldn't it?
Scootaloo: Well. It says RED रम all over the walls.
Trixie: Well I-
Sweetie Belle: (excitedly) Oh! Oh! Ever had that stuff?
Scootaloo: What? Red rum?
Sweetie Belle: It's REALLY really good!
AppleBloom: Well. To आप maybe.. But it's quite strong tasting.
Scootaloo: What gives!? आप guys got to have alcohol before I did.
appleBloom: It's nothing to brag about. Alcohol is over rated.
Scootaloo: Thats what आप say about 'everything'.
Trixie: Guys. आप going in या no-
Sweetie Belle: Ohh! All this talk of Red Rum. After this is over. Let's go buy some!
Scootaloo: Sounds like a pla-
Trixie: Guys! Can आप please just go inside!
Crusaders: Okay. Okay..

Scootaloo: (to Sweetie Blle while going inside) Why have things been so weird lately?
Sweetie Belle: .... I लॉस्ट my virginity to a रसोई, रसोईघर blender last week.
Scootaloo: .......................... Yeah. Well.. Good luck with that.

TO BE CONTAINUED

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Windwakerguy430 Ha. That was great. Love it

Seanthehedgehog The ending is hilarious.

BlondLionEzel LOL the ending! I

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The last solstice - Chapter 9: Doubts

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 9: Doubts

The process is very slow, like cruising out of a dark tunnel. First, he hears muffled sounds. Everything’s quieted down. There’s no sign of battle. Then he can form coherent thoughts. The air is weird… stuffy, yet somehow refreshing at the same time. It’s quite ambivalent. Strange wafts are trying to get near his mind. The smell billows around his awakening consciousness. Is that… perfume?

The symbolic light at the end of the tunnel grows brighter, as the fog starts to break up. The stallion attempts to collect his thoughts. His heavy eyelids open...

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Nightmare Moonraker part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con & Twilight continued to the secret base.

Twilight: Alright were here. We need to sneak in *turns invisible*
Con: *turns invisible*
Russian pony35: *enters base*
Con & Twilight: *follow russian*
Russian pony35: hm?
Twilight: *snaps russian's neck*
Russian pony45: Hold on. *walks toward Twilight*
Con: *puts silencer on gun*
Russian pony45: huh? Там есть плавающая пушка! *there's a floating gun*
Con: *shoots russian pony*
Russian pony36: Там есть плавающая пушка!
Con: *kills that russian* How many are we dealing with here?
Twilight: Man I don't know! Find...

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The Truth About Chrysalis' Life: PART 2

posted by soomin1208

The अगला दिन in school, everypony started to stare at Cadence with a nasty look. Cadence turned red of embarresment. "So ya have the guts to cone to school after calling Chrysalis a bully!" कहा a colt. Cadence got mad. "She is a bully! She is always mean to me!" she shouted out. "Oh yeah? When?!" कहा another mare. "Ummmmm.." mumbled Cadence, trying to find a lie. "Liar!" कहा a बछेड़ा as he walked away. Cadence ran to the Mares' bathroom crying, and she spotted Chrysalis in the bathroom too.

Chrysalis: Why are आप crying Cadence?
Cadence: YOU! *stands up* आप RUINED MY LIFE!
Chrysalis: *confused*...

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The Inglourious Hedgehog In Ponyville part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I am about to parachute out of an airplane with Rarity, Pinkie Pie, and इंद्रधनुष Dash. This could be interesting.

Sean: *looks out window*
Rarity: We're going to jump soon.
Sean: Why don't आप three go first?
Rarity: That's nice of you.
Pinkie Pie: Green light go!

Soon the four of us jump out of the plane deploying our parachutes, getting ready to defend Manehattan from the griffons. Back at Canterlot

Twilight: Griffons!
Fluttershy: Oh my *trembling in fear*
Celestia: Theres over a dozen of them! ATTACK!
ponies: *fire बंदूकों at griffons*
griffons: *fire back* FOR GILDA!!
soldier: *shoots machine gun*
Two...

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my little pony:tree फ्रेंड्स are magic chapter 5

posted by flippy_fan210

Toothy

Chapter 5: talk about eye candy

it was to weeks after Pop and Cub got to Ponyville, Cub came back, none of the ponies understood the system but they were glad it existed. “i wonder who's coming today.” Flippy thought. “hmm......judging द्वारा who has come already............either Cuddles, Giggles या Toothy are next, too many killers have come.”

“hey Flippy, could आप help me with something?” Twilight asked.

“what is it, I was thinking of who's coming today.”

“well, someone is coming today and they want a party but Pinkie is sick.” Twilight explained.

“oh my god, with what?”...

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Stallion of the Night Chapter 1: "A New World"

posted by AislingYJ

So this is my first टट्टू fic! Tell me what आप think please?
“Where are we going, Twilight?” बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती asked. Twilight Sparkle ignored her friend, and plodded onward through the Evergreen Forest, oblivious to the fear emanating from her companions.

“Wh-why are we in here?” Fluttershy stammered nervously, almost forgetting to flap her wings as she hovered above the other ponies. Twilight turned to her, the exasperation clear on her face.
“I told you, I need a special root for my spells, and it only grows in the Evergreen Forest!”
Fluttershy nodded and muttered a quick “yes”, trembling....

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My Little टट्टू in "let's go to Fluttershy's house" 1

posted by applejackrocks

Let's start with बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती bucking apples........

AJ: wow, I bet I just got a new high record on bucking apples!
AB: sis, when am I gonna have my cutie mark?
AJ: सेब bloom! I've told ya a billion times, I don't know!
AB: UGH!............Hey! Here comes इंद्रधनुष dash!
AJ: Now go run along ya little pony
AB: ok! (leaves)
RD: 'sup applejack
AJ: howdy rainbow!
RD: So, wanna come over to fluttershy's house today?
AJ: sorry sugarcube, but I got lots of work to do
RD: oh AJ! Can't आप just chill for a second?
AJ: I will, but I still need to do some work
RD: who cares about work! C'mon PLLLEEAASSEE!!!!!
AJ: well...

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Of Cutie Marks and Curses: Chapter 1: Drawing Destiny

posted by MinervaHoot

This isnt THE fanfic ive been planning. Its just something that popped into my mind after पढ़ना creepypastas. If I get enough good reviews, ill continue it. Any feedback would be massively appreciated. No descriptive gore.

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I quietly galloped into the boutique, only to see my little sister, Sweetie Belle, sprawled on the floor, sobbing her lit eyes out. Surrounding her were multiple papers emblazed with drawings and doodles. To her left was a box of crayons.
"What's wrong, Sweetie? I thought you'd be with your friends."
She turned to stare at me.
"I was, but then Scootaloo went to help...

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The Secret About Pinkie Pie PT3

posted by pikachu700

Pinkie pie: what are आप doing in my bedroom *grabs chainsaw*
me: HOLY S**TIAOUNI
pinkie pie: *starts chainsaw*
me: *looks at window and gets out*
(atfer i got out i was in the forest full of wild जानवर and traps)
me: oh my!
*try to be careful over the traps and bears but got hurt द्वारा them too much*
me: *see's a road and looks around but no cars*
oh my what if she...
(all the sudden see's a shed witch i know they are dangerous but i had to do it)
*walks into shed theres blood everywhere and hides in a hiding spot*
to be continued

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Ponies On The Rails episode 34 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 34

Slowly Changing

January 22, 1954

Since 1949, fewer ponies have been riding on passenger trains, and have decided to send nearly all goods द्वारा truck. Despite losing passengers, and freight, The Union Pacific still had a lot of work to be done.

Hawkeye:...

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Hungarian टट्टू fanart

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: deviantart

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Awesome टट्टू pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: EQD, joyreactor

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Now My Original Art. TAWNY INSPIRED THIS DUMP WITH HER पूर्व ONE.

added by shadirby

Source: Me. Myself. And I.

Princess Sisters

added by ChibiEmmy

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Painting the Mountains

added by karinabrony

MLP YTP Mix Volume 3

added by Seanthehedgehog

There's a lot और where this came from ;)

video

my

magic

friendship

fluttershy

is

इंद्रधनुष dash

my little टट्टू

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टट्टू Diaries Part 1: Twilight Sparkle

posted by TotalDramaFan60

Dear Diary,

Today, I had a good adventure with my friends. The bad thing about it, though, was, somepony कहा "Let's go this way!" And I कहा "No! Let's go this way!" We were all confused and most of us didn't understand anypony, but at least I had a adventure!

From, Twilight Sparkle.

Dear Diary,
Today, I went to go with my फ्रेंड्स to complete a obstacle course that everypony in Ponyville had to go across. I got past it, but I didn't win the race. I wasn't in first place. I was in third place. But third wasn't last. Twelfth was, but I came in like it was first if there were twelve spots!

From, Twilight SParkle

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Quantum Of Solace Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Lola's car

As Con was leaving the Opera House, a mare in a small car came.

Lola: Get in.
Con: Do I know you?
Lola: Get in!
Con: Alright. *Gets in car*
Lola: *drives* Are आप 0007?
Con: Yes. And आप are?
Lola: Lola. I need your help with something.
Con: What do आप need my help for?
Lola: To stop Yolo.
Con: Alright. *Sees telephone booth* Stop the car. I have to make a call.
Lola: *stops car*

at C.I.E headquarters

P: *Hears phone ring* Who is it?
Mr. Foust: It's 0007 sir.
P: Great. I want to give him a piece of my mind. *Picks up phone* Goddamnit Con! आप weren't supposed to kill-
Con: I COULD CARE LESS! I COULD...

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Drunkard in Canterlot-Season 1 Episode 3

posted by KendiKens

Royal Guard:Princess Celestia,we got a huge drunk dragon,that was staying at the stairs of the castle.
Celestia:Let him in.
Spike:*enters*Hello,you lame princess.I am here to make आप smile.
Celestia:Well,you arent!Wait,you're..Spike.
Spike:Yes,your shitesty!
Celestia:What a language!Twilight!
Twilight:Yes,princess?
Celestia:Is Spike,drunk?
Twilight:Spike,shouldn't आप be घर right now with Harmony and Rarity?
Spike:Oh,yeah.That Rarity is a little bit....um,what is that word..Oh yeah,BORING!I stayed there just because of Harmony.She is the only one who loves me!You don't care about me.Neither of you!Just...

Gran Turismo Episode 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

What to expect in this episode.

Captain Jefferson: There are reports being made about a silver Honda drifting on the streets of this town. We need to put a stop to it.

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Toby: So आप think आप can build a better layout then Tim, huh?
Julia: आप better believe it.
Toby: And आप won't need help from anypony?
Julia: I can do it all द्वारा myself. You, Tim, and everypony will प्यार it.

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Pony On Motorcycle: *Does a wheelie, and goes on a car. He goes airborne, and lands on a Nissan Skyline police car*

Intro
Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting अगला to her*

Gran Turismo...