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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic इंद्रधनुष as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

The 4th of July, 1925

Everypony was enjoying the fireworks exploding all around Applewood.

Mason: Ooh, I like that one.
Tobias: I like that one, because it's got all the रंग of the British flag.
Mason: Uh Toby? That is the British flag.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tobias: Will आप stop calling me Toby? It's Tobias. There are three syllables, not two.
Mason: Whatever. *Sees an नारंगी, ऑरेंज firework* That's nice.

Okay, not everypony is enjoying the fireworks. At Paramount, all of the ponies were working hard producing as many फिल्में as they could.

Paramount टट्टू 2: *Bringing swords from the प्रॉप room*
Director: We only need one!
Paramount टट्टू 2: But sir if he had two, he'd defeat the bad guy और easily.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: Do आप have cotton in your ears?
Paramount टट्टू 2: I don't know, but I can check for आप right now.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: One sword! That's all. Bring the extra sword back to the प्रॉप room!
Paramount टट्टू 2: Alright, jeez.
Paramount टट्टू 4: *Goes to director* Sir? I have no script.
Director: Get the screen writer to make another one for you.
Paramount टट्टू 4: But he's allergic to paper.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: Who hired a टट्टू that's allergic to paper to be a screenwriter?
Audience: *Laughing*
Screen Writer: I didn't know I had to write the scripts on paper. I thought I had to write it on a screen!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: You're fired!
Paramount टट्टू 5: Sir? We have ten films ready to be released in theaters.
Director: Good. Make some extra copies of them, and notify the Motion Picture Association of Equestria.
Paramount टट्टू 5: I already have, and the films will be released in theaters in two days.
Director: Released?
Paramount टट्टू 5: Something wrong?
Director: We're talking about a work of art, not some wild animal.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: आप say produced, या distributed. Not released.
Audience: *Laughing*
Paramount टट्टू 5: Yes sir.

Two days at the MGM studio.

Director Nick: Alright, listen up. Paramount has already gotten ten films released-
Connor: Produced.
Director Nick: Produced in... Hey!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Who's making this speech?
Connor: I don't know. It certainly can't be you, because it sucks.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: I'm gonna pretend आप didn't say that. Paramount has distributed ten films in theaters today.
Louis: Ten films in one day?
Director Nick: Don't ask me, ask them. They're the ones producing all those films quickly.
Leah: I thought it was distributing.
Director Nick: It's the same thing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Leah: No. Distributing is when आप release-
Connor: Produce.
Leah: Produce a.. Hey!
Audience: *Laughing*
Connor: सूखी घास, घास is for humans.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Leah: *Sulking at Connor*
Audience: *Laughing*
Leah: Who is arguing here?
Connor: Don't know, don't care.
Roxy: *Enters studio* Sir? I must tell आप something.
Director Nick: What?
Roxy: The फिल्में were hated, and taken out of the theaters.
Director Nick: I wonder how that happened.
Roxy: Warner Brothers.
Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: I wonder what will happen ninety years from now.
Audience: *Laughing*

Coming up अगला is a Princess Celestia skit.
Okay.. So I'm in Miami hotel.
Nothing else to do today..

Anyway.
Ever seen Haunted History.

You should, it's actually scary.

Anyway.
The one I'm watching one, and it's about the infamish H.H. Homes and how his brutally murdered victims haunted various areas, because they can't rest in peace sense it's unsaved cases, Homes is a evil genish.
Look him up.
He's a fuckin nightmare!

Anyway.
Watching Homes, makes कपकेक 50% scarier.

Because the idea of homes is, he's a nice and gets आप into seeing his hotel, and acts like a complete normal person.
But they secretly puts sleep gas into your bedroom.
And he...
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Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!)
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Warning. This will be one of most violent chapters. It's based on my प्रिय death scene from SAW 2.. Please don't रिपोर्ट it though..

SOME TIME THE अगला DAY:
Unfortantly, AppleJack soon discovered Saten's body. Shocking her, and making her feel guilty about having been kinda mean to him most times.
Voice: आप shouldn't be here!
AJ: (jumps a bit and turns to see Big Mac) B Big Mac.. W What did आप do!?
Big Mac: He annoyed me. All those stories of him, it's unfair, I am WAY और interesting than Saten Twist is, all HE is, is a easily angered douchebag.
AJ: (growls at him)
Big Mac: Don't look at me...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bodyshop Ponies

Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing
Heartsong as Dainelle DeVito
Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme
Tom Foolery as Gary
Mortomis as Mr. Beddler
Pleiades as जैतून
Master Sword as Tim
and Annie as Edwina

It has been an entire week since anypony got to work on any cars. However, Mr. Beddler had news that would put a smile on their faces.

Mr. Beddler: Who likes those musclecars from the 60's?
Edwina: Me!
Olive: I do!
Wheel Bearing: I think I speak for everypony when I say yes.
Gary: आप think आप speak for everypony?
Wheel Bearing: What? आप don't like musclecars?
Gary: It's not that,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This part is a parody of Jeopardy. Our cast is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game दिखाना wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Pleiades as Martha Stewart
and Mortomis as Ozzy Osborne

Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. I apologize to everyone watching this earlier before the commercial, and would like to assure आप that no और rule 34 will be mentioned.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And with that said, let's take a look at the score. We have Ozzy Osborne in सेकंड place with negative seventy...
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posted by BlackPetals
Hello again. This is my सेकंड लेख here this month, shortly following one about Luna becoming Nightmare Moon. I humbly ask that आप look at it. ^.^ (You will get all the hugz!) And this, like the 1,000 years one I made forever ago, is just an लेख of lyrics and moments. *Mwah*! Oh, yes. Bold print means it's both sisters.


I remember the nights we spent under city lights, this feelings got the best of me. We were floating along to the sounds of a dead end town, but now that's just a memory.

I remember the times me and Tia actually spent time together. The times when we could forget we...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, DeviantArt
Twilight was greeting everybody. When suddenly AppleJack approached her.
Twilight: A.J. What a unexpected pleasure (hugs her)
AppleJack: Yes. I-
Derpy: *ends up banging into Twilight as well, and happily hugs her*
Twilight: *chuckles* Yes. Yes. Nice seeing आप too Derpy.
Derpy: *sees her wearing the dress from when she first became an alicorn* आप look pretty in that.
Twilight: Thanks.. Yours is nice too. *not sure what Derpy's dress should look like. Except for being then same shade of grey, as her फर या whatever घोड़े have.. I'm not good with that stuff. So shut up*
Derpy: द्वारा the way. आप ever...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Soon, Hawkeye and Gordon got their trains onto Sherman Hill. They were still close to each other.

Gordon: *On the radio* Hey, can anypony hear me?
Orion: I hear you. What's up?
Gordon: I'm racing Hawkeye. There is no way he is going to beat me.
Orion: Wanna bet?
Gordon: आप gotta be kidding. I am winning the race, and I am way out in front. I told आप that there is no way Hawkeye will beat me. (Hawkeye is actually winning, but I can't let Orion know that.)
Orion: Pierce is a good engineer. He will find a way to beat आप in the race.
Gordon: Whatever. आप कहा आप wanted to make a wager?
Orion: Ah,...
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At CIE Headquarters

Con: Is P in his office?
Moneybit: Yeah, but he's a little busy.
Con: Alright. I heard he had a mission for me, and I decided to come down as soon as possible.
Moneybit: *Hears phone ring, and answers* Hello?
P: Let him in.
Moneybit: He'll see आप now Mr. Mane.
Con: Right. *Walks into office* Good morning sir.
P: Likewise Con. What do आप know about Discord?
Con: We've had a very long history. First, he tried to launch a bunch of missiles at Germany, and Mexico, to make it look like they were waging war against each other. Then, he killed my wife, half an घंटा after we got married....
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