The Classroom
Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz..............................
Tom: Hold it!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: We're not doing this skit yet until later. Get your shit together everypony!
Audience: *Laughing*
The Story of Corporal Agarn
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic इंद्रधनुष as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
It was just like any ordinary दिन at Fort Courage. Everypony was being stupid.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Attention everypony, I want all of आप to practice marching. In two months, it'll be important for us to march into March. आप like that joke?
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: *Signaling the soldiers to laugh*
Soldiers: Oh. Hahahaha.
Audience: *Laughing*
After the meeting, Corporal Agarn went to see Sargent O' Rourke in a shed.
Master Sword: Hi Sarge.
Sargent O' Rourke: Oh hello Agarn. What can I do for you?
Master Sword: Well I was wondering if I could शामिल होइए आप in O' Rourke Enterprises.
Sargent O' Rourke: What's that?
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: The name of that company आप told me about?
Sargent O' Rourke: Oh yeah. That.
Master Sword: आप don't look too thrilled.
Sargent O' Rourke: Business isn't going so good.
Master Sword: Why not?
Sargent O' Rourke: The Hikawis only gave me one penny for six bottles of beer.
Corporal Agarn: Well they're Indians. आप can't expect them to be rich.
Sargent O' Rourke: But they are.
Corporal Agarn: Rich Indians?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: They're a peaceful Indian Tribe, and sold all of their weapons.
Corporal Agarn: What for?
Sargent O' Rourke: Last time they went on warpath, their chief got run over द्वारा a stampede of buffalo before they even got to their enemy.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Now that's ironic. Usually it's the Indian that gets the buffalo.
Audience: *Laughing*
The तोप was heard, then the sound of splintering wood was heard. Agarn ran outside with the Sarge to see what happened.
Corporal Agarn: What happened?
Corporal Duffy: I shot the cannon.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Did आप hit anything?
Corporal Duffy: Just the tower. No serious damage was done.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the बिगुल, बग़ल poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning आप Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
2 B continued
Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz..............................
Tom: Hold it!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: We're not doing this skit yet until later. Get your shit together everypony!
Audience: *Laughing*
The Story of Corporal Agarn
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic इंद्रधनुष as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
It was just like any ordinary दिन at Fort Courage. Everypony was being stupid.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Attention everypony, I want all of आप to practice marching. In two months, it'll be important for us to march into March. आप like that joke?
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: *Signaling the soldiers to laugh*
Soldiers: Oh. Hahahaha.
Audience: *Laughing*
After the meeting, Corporal Agarn went to see Sargent O' Rourke in a shed.
Master Sword: Hi Sarge.
Sargent O' Rourke: Oh hello Agarn. What can I do for you?
Master Sword: Well I was wondering if I could शामिल होइए आप in O' Rourke Enterprises.
Sargent O' Rourke: What's that?
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: The name of that company आप told me about?
Sargent O' Rourke: Oh yeah. That.
Master Sword: आप don't look too thrilled.
Sargent O' Rourke: Business isn't going so good.
Master Sword: Why not?
Sargent O' Rourke: The Hikawis only gave me one penny for six bottles of beer.
Corporal Agarn: Well they're Indians. आप can't expect them to be rich.
Sargent O' Rourke: But they are.
Corporal Agarn: Rich Indians?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: They're a peaceful Indian Tribe, and sold all of their weapons.
Corporal Agarn: What for?
Sargent O' Rourke: Last time they went on warpath, their chief got run over द्वारा a stampede of buffalo before they even got to their enemy.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Now that's ironic. Usually it's the Indian that gets the buffalo.
Audience: *Laughing*
The तोप was heard, then the sound of splintering wood was heard. Agarn ran outside with the Sarge to see what happened.
Corporal Agarn: What happened?
Corporal Duffy: I shot the cannon.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Did आप hit anything?
Corporal Duffy: Just the tower. No serious damage was done.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the बिगुल, बग़ल poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning आप Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
2 B continued
For unknown reasons AppleJack wasn't allowed in heaven.
AJ: (to Saten, who is also not allowed in) What are we gonna do!?
Saten: We!? Wow, wow, आप had your chance to be 'we' for nearly three years now. I give up. I'm done helping आप AppleJac- (she briefly kisses his cheek).. Alright. I'm in. I'm और than happy to help.
AJ: आप have a plan?
Saten: Yes. But you're have to play close attention, it involves great detail and planning... (punches the guard unconscience, witch is barely a plan at all).
Saten: Alright. We are free to enter. (opens the gate and he and AppleJack go inside).
TO BE CONTAINUED
AJ: (to Saten, who is also not allowed in) What are we gonna do!?
Saten: We!? Wow, wow, आप had your chance to be 'we' for nearly three years now. I give up. I'm done helping आप AppleJac- (she briefly kisses his cheek).. Alright. I'm in. I'm और than happy to help.
AJ: आप have a plan?
Saten: Yes. But you're have to play close attention, it involves great detail and planning... (punches the guard unconscience, witch is barely a plan at all).
Saten: Alright. We are free to enter. (opens the gate and he and AppleJack go inside).
TO BE CONTAINUED
Derpy: (flying home)
Master Sword: (runs over to her, and ends up asking her on a date).
Derpy: Uhh... Sure, I don't see why no- (suddenly gets shot in the arm, though it's only a flesh wound).
Master Sword: (holding handgun) That's great! I'm so damn happy!!
Derpy: (holding arm, and looking mad at him) WHY THE HELL DID आप SHOOT ME!?
Master Sword: Because I'm a weird, creepy, green guy.
Derpy: Your an idiot!
Master Sword: (proudly) Yes! But I'm YOUR idiot!
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Master Sword: (runs over to her, and ends up asking her on a date).
Derpy: Uhh... Sure, I don't see why no- (suddenly gets shot in the arm, though it's only a flesh wound).
Master Sword: (holding handgun) That's great! I'm so damn happy!!
Derpy: (holding arm, and looking mad at him) WHY THE HELL DID आप SHOOT ME!?
Master Sword: Because I'm a weird, creepy, green guy.
Derpy: Your an idiot!
Master Sword: (proudly) Yes! But I'm YOUR idiot!
Not much of an chapter.. But it's I have for now..
Please leave reviews and all that jazz ;)