नितंब, गधा नितंब, गधा Inn

Starring इंद्रधनुष Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic इंद्रधनुष as Donovan
Blaze as Richard

A टट्टू arrived at the नितंब, गधा नितंब, गधा Inn with mail.

Mail Pony: I got mail for you.
Marisa: Ah great. He probably wants to blackmail me into ma******ting for some video on the internet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: *Takes his mail*
George: *Takes his mail*
Mail Pony: I got one और letter for a mare named Marisa Sayers.
Marisa: Can somepony please get it for me?
Donovan: I got it. *Takes letter, and gives it to Marisa*
Mail Pony: *Looks at Marisa* There आप are. Not only did I want to deliver that letter to you, but if आप don't ma******te in that video, I'll दिखाना everypony in here an embarrassing चित्र of you.
Marisa: Typical. Everytime blackmailing occurs, an embarrasing चित्र is involved.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mail Pony: Good day. *Leaves*
Richard: आप know, I could kill him for you.
Marisa: Nah, let me deal with him. *Opens letter* Dear Marisa, watch your back. We will be coming to kill you. Okay, who wrote this?
Lloyd: What are आप talking about?
Marisa: Is this some kind of a prank?
Mercury: Are आप accusing us of sending आप that letter?
Marisa: No, I'm blaming the tooth fairy.
Audience: *Laughing*
George: Well, if आप want, we could protect आप from whoever sent आप that threatening letter.
Marisa: I don't feel threatened. I know आप guys are doing this as a joke. Besides, last time I trusted आप guys to protect me, I got raped.
Audience: *Laughing*
Donovan: It wasn't our fault some stallion was waiting for आप in the bathroom.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: आप could've gone in there with me.
Donovan: It was the mare's room! I'm not allowed to go in there.
Marisa: Then explain to me why that stallion who raped me got in there.
Donovan: That's a dumb question, it's a rapist!
Audience: *Laughing*

After work, Marisa walked to her car in the parking lot. Two stallions dressed in trench coats were waiting अगला to a delivery van.

Marisa: *Walking across the parking lot*
Trench कोट Pony: *Shoots two bullets*
Marisa: *Takes cover* Well this could be worse

Flashback

Mercury: Happy birthday Marisa.
Marisa: *Sees her cake* I hate chocolate!

End flashback.

Marisa: Okay, maybe not.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: *Climbs over wall*
Trench कोट टट्टू 2: *Shoots wall, but misses Marisa*
Marisa: *Runs to another wall*
Trench कोट Pony: *Shoots at Marisa, but misses*
Marisa: *Hiding*
Police Ponies: *Shooting at trench कोट ponies*
Marisa: *Sees window, and climbs through it*
Trench कोट टट्टू 2: *Gets shot*
Marisa: *Sneaks into her car* Alright, where's the key that starts this thing? *Gets all of her keys*
Police Pony: *Gets shot द्वारा trench कोट pony*
Marisa: *Looking through her keys* No, that's the key for the house, and this one is for my safe, and this one is for my car. Too bad it only unlocks the doors, even though it looks exactly like the one that goes into the ignition.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: It's worth a try. *Puts car key into ignition*
Trench कोट Pony: *Sees Marisa in her car*
Marisa: *Drives away*
Trench कोट Pony: *Shoots two bullets*
Marisa: Guess Mercury, and his फ्रेंड्स aren't doing this as a joke at all.
Mercury: *Appears out of nowhere* No kidding!
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: आप weren't here when I left the parking lot. How did आप get into my car?
Mercury: द्वारा लोकप्रिय demand.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: Well, it's a good thing आप did दिखाना up out of nowhere.

अगला day.

Marisa: *Reading newspaper* Those ponies that tried to kill me got arrested yesterday.
Ranger: Good.
George: Why did they try to kill आप anyway?
Marisa: I don't know. It's Los Angeles. Anything can happen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mail Pony: *Arrives* Since आप have refused to ma******te in that video, I brought along that embarrassing चित्र I promised to bring in.
Marisa: आप never promised.
Mail Pony: Not to you, but my boss made me promise to him that I'd दिखाना it around here.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: Kill him.
George: With pleasure. *Shoots mail pony*
Marisa: Life has it's ups, and downs. He just had a major down.
Audience: *Clapping*

Coming up next, it's Celebrity Jeopardy.