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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 4, 1957
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 12:33 PM
Railway: Union Pacific

Pete was in his office signing papers, when Hawkeye arrived.

Pete: I guess knocking is a thing of the past.
Hawkeye: I wanna talk to आप about Renee.
Pete: How is she doing?
Hawkeye: Bad! These things keep happening to us, and she's saying that it's because she's jinxed. We need to get rid of her!
Pete: I don't think that'll be necessary, but I'll tell आप what. We'll have her go work on the Southern Pacific for a few days, and see how she does.
Hawkeye: As long as she's not here, that's fine with me. *Walks away*
Pete: *Starts calling Michael*

Meanwhile in Ogden.

Roger: I just want to drive Anthony's engine for one day! One day! Is that too much to ask for?!
Michael: *Hears phone ringing* Hold that thought. *Picks up phone* Hello?
Pete: Michael? It's Pete.
Michael: Oh, हे Peter. What can I do for you?
Pete: Somepony just got hired on my railway today, but I was thinking of having her transferred to your railway.
Michael: Transferred? What for?
Pete: Let's just say, things aren't going so well for her here. Bad things have been happening, and she's saying it's because she's jinxed.
Michael: Well, wait a minute, I don't think-
Pete: Much obliged Mike, I knew you'd understand. She'll be there in less than three hours. *Hangs up*
Michael: *Shocked*
Roger: Now then. As I was saying-

Pete walked over to the trainyard where he saw Renee, servicing her engines.

Pete: Renee, I've got great news for you.
Renee: What?
Pete: You're going to work on another railroad.
Renee: The Baltimare & Ohio wants me back?
Pete: No, but I'm transferring आप to the Southern Pacific in Ogden. Good luck, and I know you'll do great there.

Renee was surprised, but willing to give it a shot. Once she got there, she was excited.

Renee: *Stops her engines in the yards*
Nikki: *Walks over to Renee* Howdy. आप must be that new टट्टू that got transferred from the Union Pacific.
Renee: And आप must be Nikki. Hawkeye told me good things about you.
Nikki: How nice of him. Michael says he wants आप to get your engines hitched up to those freight cars over there. All those cars are loaded with explosives, so be careful.
Renee: *Her eyes fall on the ground* e-e-e-e-explosives?
Nikki: That's right. आप ain't got nothing to worry about. As long as आप don't go too fast, आप will be perfectly fine.
Renee: Right... Fine. Where does Michael want me to drive that train?
Nikki: Westbound, into Winnemuca. It's in Neighvada.
Renee: Okay.

Renee got her engines coupled up to the explosive freight cars, and drove slowly out onto the mainline.

Renee: *Trying to remain calm* Okay... This is it.. I am driving a train with explosives, but I'm not to worry. Nikki कहा as long as I don't go too fast, everything will be okay. *Looks at her speedometer* 35 miles an hour?! I gotta slow down! *Slows train down*
Donut: *Driving an express train at 60 miles an घंटा behind Renee's freight* Hey! Get that freight train out of my way!!
Renee: *Very scared. She applies the brakes, and hopes her train will come to a complete stop* Where did that come from?
Donut: Oh dear. *Jumps out of locomotive*

Suddenly, an explosion occured. Donut's train crashed into Renee's freight, which caused the explosives to go off. Thankfully, no one was hurt.

Later in Michael's office, Renee told Michael that the explosions were caused, due to her being jinxed.

Michael: I've had enough of आप saying you're jinxed. Pete told me about it, and I'm not amused! Those explosions could've put this entire railway out of business. Go back to Cheyenne!
Renee: *Very sad* Okay. *Leaves office*

2 B Continued
 My Corvette
My Corvette
Halligan's convoy just entered Canterlot. I was following close behind in my Corvette.

Halligan: *Stops at the restaurant Nikki was at in the पूर्व part of this fanfic*
Nikki: *Walks to Halligan* Let me drive.
Halligan: Oh no. For safety reasons, new recruits can't-
Nikki: Let me drive!
Halligan: *Slides into the passenger seat*
Nikki: *Gets into the driver's seat*
Sean: *Waiting in his car, and sets a sticky bomb to explode in twenty seconds* There's only four trucks in the convoy. Let's hope this bomb blows them all up. *Opens the right window, and drives forward. He throws the sticky bomb...
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Source: deviantart, joyreactor
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Source: facebook, EQD
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Saten Twist was watching और television.

Master Sword: *Enters Saten Twist's house* You're still watching television?!
Saten Twist: They're still दिखा रहा है that drought in Alicornia. I really don't see why thousands of ponies care about that state.
Master Sword: They make most of our produce.
Saten Twist: We live in Neigh Jersey. We make our own produce.
Master Sword: Point taken, but still. If that drought gets worse, it could come towards us.
Saten Twist: Bullshit. We'll make it go towards the Canadians. Nopony cares about them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: You're starting to act like...
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everyone knows how I feel about cupcakes.
I find it enjoyable.
And so.
It's obvious why Iwould make such a list..

#10: A NIGHTMARE:
It has one similarity to Rocket to Insanity, both have the fact that कपकेक was all a bad dream.
But not as tramatic as Rocket to Insanity..
Plus, it's Pinkie herself who has the nightmare..

#9: कपकेक COMIC:
It has the reactions of all the main six, after Celestia sents the book to Ponyville.
Pinkie herself is the first to read it. And becomes somewhat traumatized.
As do the others, except Dash didn't read it.
Everyone wants Dash NOT to read it, but he dose in the end....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Everypony started leaving Tom's house.

Tom: I hope आप enjoyed the video I showed you.
Master Sword: And if आप didn't, then f**k you!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Wait a minute, I almost forgot.
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Shoots sidewalk near Tom's hoof*
Tom & Master Sword: *Staring at each other* THE WARNER BROTHERS ASSASSIN!!!!
Saten Twist: I knew he was working for that FBI टट्टू who came here in the black car.
Master Sword: That was Aina!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Oh. Well, I hope she gets killed द्वारा that assassin.
Audience: *Laughing*
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Shoots ground द्वारा Saten...
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Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic इंद्रधनुष as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

Everypony was celebrating क्रिस्मस at Fort Courage.

Corporal Duffy: *Opens present* A hundred bucks?
Sargent O' Rourke: Do आप like it?
Corporal Duffy: No!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Duffy: Back at...
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posted by alexischaos2004
NOTE: No, there won't be any alicorn transformations या any alicorn characters in this fanfiction, just normal Equestrian stuff! Also, there is no demented, messed up content in this fanfic. Not याओइ या yuri. Not a creepypasta, either.

"Meet Fluttershy!"

Fluttershy paced through the sky, her cream colored wings flapping rapidly. She flew over the bustling streets of PonyVille, enjoying her flight. Fluttershy never flapped her wings this fast, but she still never gained confidence in challenging इंद्रधनुष Dash to a race. She has also changed just a bit, she no longer has fears over pointless occasions....
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Source: Deviant Art, Joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: Deviant Art, Joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are फ्रेंड्स live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Today is a really bad दिन for the fandom.
Audience: *Gasp*
Tom: What happened Master Sword?
Master Sword: It's Warner Brothers.
Tom: *Angry* Not again!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: To दिखाना आप what we're talking about, let me दिखाना आप four pictures.

Look at the four bottom pictures.

Master Sword: Okay, so there was going to be a video with a special...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 4, 1957
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 2:33 PM
Railway: Union Pacific

Pete was told about what happened on the Southern Pacific, and decided to give Renee another chance.

Renee: *Enters Pete's office*
Pete: I've got a freight train that needs to go north into Laramie. Do आप think आप have what it takes to drive it?
Renee: Yeah.
Pete: Okay. Your engines were destroyed in that explosion back at Ogden, so you're gonna use engine 844. Nemo, and Metal Gloss will help आप find it.
Renee: Thank you.

Renee entered the servicing facility where she saw Metal Gloss, and Nemo.

Renee: Pete...
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YTP is short for यूट्यूब poop. I have no idea why it's called that, so don't ask me.
video
my
magic
friendship
इंद्रधनुष dash
is
fluttershy
my little टट्टू
माइ लिट्ल पोनी फ्रेंडशिप ईज़ मॅजिक
 Searin' (Blazin's mom, अगला to Blazin's dad Scorchin) sure looks happy about the new foal!
Searin' (Blazin's mom, next to Blazin's dad Scorchin) sure looks happy about the new foal!
As of now, Blazin's parent's are at the hospital waiting for the बछेड़ा, फोल to arrive. Blazin' is sitting at home, accompanied द्वारा Celestia, because Luna was asleep during the day. It was a long wait, and he was getting nervous.

Celestia: Please relax, everything will be fine. Your sister will be here soon, I'm sure of it.

Blazin': I know, but waiting is just making me और nervous....

The mane six were in a corner of his living room, staring at him like he was hyped on sugar.

Rarity: This is द्वारा far the scariest I've seen him so far. He's not even doing anything, but still...

Blazin' suddenly looks at...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
And now, it's time for fanmail from your प्रिय six ponies, the mane 6!

Audience: *Cheering, whistling, and clapping*
Announcer: Just one thing we need to tell you. Twilight Sparkle did something bad, and Celestia has punished her, द्वारा giving her the voice of Ice Cube.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Man, it ain't funny! Da f*q does everypony have to laugh at me for?
Pinkie Pie: Come on Twilight, I think आप sound great with your new voice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Applejack: Let's start with the fanmail, shall we?

Heartsong, and Annie start bringing them notes.

Fluttershy: *Takes letter* Here's one...
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In the पूर्व part of this story, we saw a few ponies working on a railway called Amtrak. It's a big railroad that carries a lot of ponies to hundreds of cities all around Equestria. Now, there's another railroad आप get to read about called The Union Pacific. Though it doesn't serve all three of the regions in Equestria, the Union Pacific is the largest railway in all of Equestria. Freight trains go to many of the hundreds of cities in the midwest, या western region.

Applejack: That was the railway with the big boys we were talking about earlier.
Interviewer: Yeah.
Applejack: Then I ain't...
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added by SteamPunkOtaku
One day, Button Mash was watching TV.

Button: I can't seem to find anything good. *Changes channel to a news report*
Anchor Pony: And apparently, the bank robbers took off in a dark blue Suburban.
Button: Boring. *Changes channel to war film*
Equestrian टट्टू 589: Get down.
Terrorist: *Shoots missile*
Button: Isn't there anything good on TV?! *Changes channel*
Announcer: And now, it's time for the season 6 highlights of Ponies On The Rails. Sponsored द्वारा Princess Motors. Manufacturing both cars, and trains for over seventy years.

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies...
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