Now, we take a look at the military police. Their job is to check everything that's going on, and to make sure things go smoothly in certain parts of the military. The MP's have been around for quite a long time.
Twilight: Man, from all of the पुस्तकें I've read, MP's have been around for at least seventy years. They take their job seriously. Good thing I ain't in the military, because आप know how much I hate police ponies.
Maud: Military Police ponies aren't rocks, so I don't like them.
Rarity: I think their job is fantastic, but they need better uniforms.
On a TV दिखाना called M*A*S*H, at least half of the episodes have ponies in the Military Police. They either find ponies going A.W.O.L, या arrest somepony for stealing military property.
One of our camera crews got permission to be in a Military Base, located somewhere in the southern region of Equestria.
MP Pony: I'm Seargent O'Neil, and this is my partner, Corporal Simpson.
MP टट्टू 2: How are you?
MP Pony: We take a look at some of our military bases, and make sure that things run smoothly. We don't want anything bad happening to the soldiers. It's bad enough that they're in the army.
टट्टू Soldier 46: Hey, आप चुरा लिया some of the ammunition for my gun!
टट्टू Soldier 53: Yeah, well I'm a higher rank than you, private!
टट्टू Soldier 46: Oh s**t, MP's behind us.
टट्टू Soldier 53: I'm not falling for that. *Punches soldier*
MP Pony: Here we go. *Runs toward fight*
MP टट्टू 2: *Follows*
Camera Pony: *Follows MP's*
टट्टू Soldier 53: *Continues to fight*
MP Pony: Hey, stop the fight!
टट्टू Soldier 53: *Gets up* Oh, sir. Thank goodness you're here. This private here was trying to assault me. The lower the rank, the dumber they are.
MP Pony: Actually Captain, we heard, and saw the entire thing.
MP टट्टू 2: If you'll come with us, we're going to discuss this with your commanding officer.
टट्टू Soldier 46: I tried telling him about आप guys, but he wouldn't listen.
MP Pony: That's alright Private, get back to what आप were doing.
टट्टू Soldier 53: Hey, what's with that stallion carrying the camera?
MP Pony: He has permission to see what we're doing. This is all part of the job.
MP टट्टू 2: Smile. आप could become famous.
टट्टू Soldier 53: Yeah, well maybe this will make me famous. F**k you!
Unfortunately, his fame has been destroyed द्वारा us censoring a certain word he said.
We showed this video to some other ponies, and here's what they said.
Twilight: Man, that private was a b**ch. Why did the military police help him?
Fluttershy: The captain should have asked for the ammo before he चुरा लिया it.
Rarity: It's things like that, which make me feel great for not being in the army.
Derpy: Wait. What were आप दिखा रहा है me? Can I go घर now? I'm supposed to be baking muffins.
Celestia: Well. I'm glad none of my soldiers fight like that.
Canterlot Soldier: Hey, watch where you're going!
Canterlot Soldier 2: What are आप talking about?
Canterlot Soldier: आप hit me!
Canterlot Soldier 2: I was nowhere near you! *Tackles soldiers, and fights him*
Celestia: *Not amused* I stand corrected.
2 B continued
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Twilight: Man, from all of the पुस्तकें I've read, MP's have been around for at least seventy years. They take their job seriously. Good thing I ain't in the military, because आप know how much I hate police ponies.
Maud: Military Police ponies aren't rocks, so I don't like them.
Rarity: I think their job is fantastic, but they need better uniforms.
On a TV दिखाना called M*A*S*H, at least half of the episodes have ponies in the Military Police. They either find ponies going A.W.O.L, या arrest somepony for stealing military property.
One of our camera crews got permission to be in a Military Base, located somewhere in the southern region of Equestria.
MP Pony: I'm Seargent O'Neil, and this is my partner, Corporal Simpson.
MP टट्टू 2: How are you?
MP Pony: We take a look at some of our military bases, and make sure that things run smoothly. We don't want anything bad happening to the soldiers. It's bad enough that they're in the army.
टट्टू Soldier 46: Hey, आप चुरा लिया some of the ammunition for my gun!
टट्टू Soldier 53: Yeah, well I'm a higher rank than you, private!
टट्टू Soldier 46: Oh s**t, MP's behind us.
टट्टू Soldier 53: I'm not falling for that. *Punches soldier*
MP Pony: Here we go. *Runs toward fight*
MP टट्टू 2: *Follows*
Camera Pony: *Follows MP's*
टट्टू Soldier 53: *Continues to fight*
MP Pony: Hey, stop the fight!
टट्टू Soldier 53: *Gets up* Oh, sir. Thank goodness you're here. This private here was trying to assault me. The lower the rank, the dumber they are.
MP Pony: Actually Captain, we heard, and saw the entire thing.
MP टट्टू 2: If you'll come with us, we're going to discuss this with your commanding officer.
टट्टू Soldier 46: I tried telling him about आप guys, but he wouldn't listen.
MP Pony: That's alright Private, get back to what आप were doing.
टट्टू Soldier 53: Hey, what's with that stallion carrying the camera?
MP Pony: He has permission to see what we're doing. This is all part of the job.
MP टट्टू 2: Smile. आप could become famous.
टट्टू Soldier 53: Yeah, well maybe this will make me famous. F**k you!
Unfortunately, his fame has been destroyed द्वारा us censoring a certain word he said.
We showed this video to some other ponies, and here's what they said.
Twilight: Man, that private was a b**ch. Why did the military police help him?
Fluttershy: The captain should have asked for the ammo before he चुरा लिया it.
Rarity: It's things like that, which make me feel great for not being in the army.
Derpy: Wait. What were आप दिखा रहा है me? Can I go घर now? I'm supposed to be baking muffins.
Celestia: Well. I'm glad none of my soldiers fight like that.
Canterlot Soldier: Hey, watch where you're going!
Canterlot Soldier 2: What are आप talking about?
Canterlot Soldier: आप hit me!
Canterlot Soldier 2: I was nowhere near you! *Tackles soldiers, and fights him*
Celestia: *Not amused* I stand corrected.
2 B continued
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What to expect in this episode.
Pony: *Stealing a Plymouth Cuda*
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Captain Jefferson: The guy we're dealing with here is good. Real good. The Ponyville police department has chased him seven times, and never caught him.
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कैन्डी Sunshine: Hi, my name is Candy, and I'll be visiting for a week.
Tim: A state trooper visiting us?
Toby: That's bad news.
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Candy: I think I know how to catch your suspect.
Julia: Really? How?
Candy: I'll tell everyone tomorrow at briefing.
Intro
Song: link
Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting अगला to her*
Gran Turismo
Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
इंद्रधनुष Dash as Julia Rose
Tim: *Talks on the radio*
Julia: *Increases speed in the car while turning on the police lights*
Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog
Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog
And Red Velvet from Dragonaura15
Pony: *Stealing a Plymouth Cuda*
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Captain Jefferson: The guy we're dealing with here is good. Real good. The Ponyville police department has chased him seven times, and never caught him.
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कैन्डी Sunshine: Hi, my name is Candy, and I'll be visiting for a week.
Tim: A state trooper visiting us?
Toby: That's bad news.
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Candy: I think I know how to catch your suspect.
Julia: Really? How?
Candy: I'll tell everyone tomorrow at briefing.
Intro
Song: link
Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting अगला to her*
Gran Turismo
Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
इंद्रधनुष Dash as Julia Rose
Tim: *Talks on the radio*
Julia: *Increases speed in the car while turning on the police lights*
Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog
Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog
And Red Velvet from Dragonaura15
Pinkie Pie: *giggles*
Twilight Sparkle: you're an equestria girl
Pinkie Pie: *cries*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Fluttershy?
Fluttershy: Yes, इंद्रधनुष Dash?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: We have an Equestria Girl.
a few सेकंड्स later
इंद्रधनुष Dash: TASTE THE इंद्रधनुष MOTHERBUCKER BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Octavia: Vinyl Vinyl!
Vinyl Scratch: What? What?
Octavia: *cries* MY BOWTIE IS EVIL AND ITS GONNA KILL ME AHHHH
Vinyl Scratch: Yeah, I'm gonna go...wub.
Octavia: nyehhh...
Bowtie: AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Octavia: OHHHHHHHHHHHH
Twilight Sparkle: you're an equestria girl
Pinkie Pie: *cries*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Fluttershy?
Fluttershy: Yes, इंद्रधनुष Dash?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: We have an Equestria Girl.
a few सेकंड्स later
इंद्रधनुष Dash: TASTE THE इंद्रधनुष MOTHERBUCKER BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Octavia: Vinyl Vinyl!
Vinyl Scratch: What? What?
Octavia: *cries* MY BOWTIE IS EVIL AND ITS GONNA KILL ME AHHHH
Vinyl Scratch: Yeah, I'm gonna go...wub.
Octavia: nyehhh...
Bowtie: AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Octavia: OHHHHHHHHHHHH