After Hawkeye left, Mirage went to go check on Coffee Creme.

Mirage: I'm gonna get my engine coupled up to the back of your train. Is everything okay?
Coffee Creme: Yes. I just wish that I could get this over with. I don't want to crash the पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा train like last year.
Mirage: आप just do the best आप can Frenchy. At least the extra load means that you'll have me to help आप out.

Meanwhile, on the back of the train.

Wilson: *Puts caboose on train*
Conductor: *Drunk* Okay, my caboose is on the train, cool.
Wilson: *Gets out of engine, and looks at conductor* Excuse me sir, are आप drunk?
Conductor: Whatever gave आप taht idea?
Wilson: The fact that you're speaking like a drunk pony, and I can tell that you're losing your balance too often.
Conductor: Oh, I'm sorry! I didn't realize I needed balance to be a good conductor. *Puts lights on caboose*
Wilson: Make sure those lights get on properly. आप want ponies in other trains to see you, so that they'll stop before crashing into you.
Conductor: They're fine. Stop अभिनय like my mother.
Mirage: Frenchy is due to leave in five minutes.
Wilson: Okay. I'll get my engine out of the way, so that आप can get yours coupled up. *Goes to his engine*
Mirage: *Looking at conductor* Are आप alright?
Conductor: YEAH!
Mirage: Are आप drunk?
Conductor: Why does everypony ask me that stupid question? *Gets in caboose*
Wilson: *Backs engine up*
Mirage: *Goes to his engine*
Coffee Creme: *Waiting for firepony* Where is he?
Firepony: *Climbs into Coffee Creme's engine* Sorry if I'm late. What do आप need me to do?
Coffee Creme: Check to see if our back engine is coupled up to the train.
Mirage: *Connecting air brakes of train onto his engine*
Firepony: *Looking* Yeah.
Mirage: *Finishes connecting airbrakes, and climbs into his engine*
Coffee Creme: *Blows horn twice, and drives train out of yard*
Mirage: *Pushing train out of yard*

2 B continued