It was a great दिन in the Crystal Empire, but Juno was flying her plane with Proxy, and Jeff on board.
Cadence: *Sees plane with binoculars* We have visitors.
Shining Armor: Twilight Sparkle has found us.
Cadence: Perhaps. Shining, gather all of our soldiers to fight with me, but stay here.
Shining Armor: Cadence, I'm और powerful than you. Let me fight!
Cadence: No, आप will do as I say, या you'll be executed. I need somepony to defend this castle.
Shining Armor: Very well, but be careful.
Cadence: I will. *Kisses Shining Armor*
Shining Armor: *Kisses Cadence back*
Okay, enough with the romance! Juno landed in the airport, and Jeff got off.
Juno: *Takes off in plane* I see a bunch of Crystal Soldiers heading towards your position. आप better get ready.
Jeff: I got a better idea. *Grabs walkie talkie* Ich brauche Tanks in The Crystal Reich, und viele von ihnen.
Nazi: Kopieren Sie die. Senden zwölf बख़्तरबंद, पेंजर in der Crystal Reich.
Jeff: Danke.
Crystal Soldiers: *Getting closer to Jeff*
Jeff: *Takes cover, and loads up MP40*
Crystal Soldier 3: He has to be here somewhere.
Crystal Soldier 7: I don't see him anywhere. I'm telling आप he's not here.
Jeff: *Shoots two soldiers*
Crystal Soldier 23: Ah, forget those two. They were always arguing for no reason.
Crystal Soldier 31: Well, at least we know that the intruder is here. *Sees tanks* Wait a minute.
Crystal Soldier 23: What?
Crystal Soldier 31: Tanks.
Crystal Soldier 23: Where?
Crystal Soldier 31: North of us!
Crystal Soldier 23: When?
Crystal Soldier 31: Now आप idiot! Get rocket launchers now!
Jeff: Well, it's a good thing my tanks showed up.
Nazi 35: Get some संगीत playing!
Nazi 41: Why?
Nazi 35: Because we were ordered to द्वारा Robotnik! PLAY THE MUSIC!!!
Nazi 41: Fine, jeez! *Playing song on loud speaker*
Song: link
Crystal Soldier 23: They're playing music!
Crystal Soldier 31: LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!! *Runs away with other soldiers*
Nazi 22: *Shoots tank shell at soldiers*
Crystal Soldier 23: *Falls on ground* I'm hit!
Crystal Soldier 31: Why are they playing that music?! Everytime a squadron of tanks plays संगीत on thier loudspeakers, they never miss the target!!
Crystal Soldier 53: *Grabs rocket launcher* Shoot them!
Nazi 41: *Shoots three soldiers with tank shell*
Jeff: Keep it up आप guys! *Shoots Crystal soldier, then hops on tank* Get me to Cadence's castle.
Nazi 35: Roger that. *Drives to castle* Achtung, nur sechs verbleibenden Feinde, aber sie Raketenwerfer haben. Seien Sie vorsichtig.
Nazis: Jawohl.
Crystal Soldier 5: *Shoots मिसाइल at Jeff*
Jeff: Whoa, *Nearly falls off tank* Enemy to your right.
Nazi 35: *Shoots Crystal Soldier*
Cadence: *Arrives at battle* What is happening?!
Crystal Soldier 55: See for yourself Princess.
Cadence: *Sees tanks* Perhaps we should fall back.
Crystal Soldier 55: Great idea. Retreat!! We're heading back to the castle!!
Cadence: Follow me! *Runs to castle*
Crystal Soldiers: *Following Cadence*
Jeff: They're on the run! Keep shooting them.
Nazi 35: *Uses machine gun to shoot enemies*
Jeff: Leave Cadence to me. Twilight wants me to kill her! *Shooting at Cadence*
Cadence: *Nearly gets hit द्वारा bullets* We're almost there! Keep going!
Jeff: *Kills Cadence*
Nazi 41: Haha!
Jeff: She's dead.
With Cadence dead, Shining Armor was now in control of the Crystal Empire's army. He was watching the battle from the castle.
Shining Armor: They killed my wife!!! *Grabs Machine Gun, and runs outside of castle*
Jeff: Oh great, Shining Armor is running over to us. *Kills Shining Armor*
Nazi 41: *Laughing* Wunderbar!
Jeff: Danke.
Nazi 35: Achtung, ist die Kristallimperium jetzt unsere. Dank Twilight's Student, Cadence und Shining Armor jetzt tot sind.
Nazis: JA!!!
Jeff: *Sees Juno's plane* I'd प्यार to celebrate with आप guys, but my ride is here. *Teleports into plane*
Juno: *Flies to Ponyville*
Nazi 35: I'll never forget that pony. Such a good soldier.
2 B continued
Cadence: *Sees plane with binoculars* We have visitors.
Shining Armor: Twilight Sparkle has found us.
Cadence: Perhaps. Shining, gather all of our soldiers to fight with me, but stay here.
Shining Armor: Cadence, I'm और powerful than you. Let me fight!
Cadence: No, आप will do as I say, या you'll be executed. I need somepony to defend this castle.
Shining Armor: Very well, but be careful.
Cadence: I will. *Kisses Shining Armor*
Shining Armor: *Kisses Cadence back*
Okay, enough with the romance! Juno landed in the airport, and Jeff got off.
Juno: *Takes off in plane* I see a bunch of Crystal Soldiers heading towards your position. आप better get ready.
Jeff: I got a better idea. *Grabs walkie talkie* Ich brauche Tanks in The Crystal Reich, und viele von ihnen.
Nazi: Kopieren Sie die. Senden zwölf बख़्तरबंद, पेंजर in der Crystal Reich.
Jeff: Danke.
Crystal Soldiers: *Getting closer to Jeff*
Jeff: *Takes cover, and loads up MP40*
Crystal Soldier 3: He has to be here somewhere.
Crystal Soldier 7: I don't see him anywhere. I'm telling आप he's not here.
Jeff: *Shoots two soldiers*
Crystal Soldier 23: Ah, forget those two. They were always arguing for no reason.
Crystal Soldier 31: Well, at least we know that the intruder is here. *Sees tanks* Wait a minute.
Crystal Soldier 23: What?
Crystal Soldier 31: Tanks.
Crystal Soldier 23: Where?
Crystal Soldier 31: North of us!
Crystal Soldier 23: When?
Crystal Soldier 31: Now आप idiot! Get rocket launchers now!
Jeff: Well, it's a good thing my tanks showed up.
Nazi 35: Get some संगीत playing!
Nazi 41: Why?
Nazi 35: Because we were ordered to द्वारा Robotnik! PLAY THE MUSIC!!!
Nazi 41: Fine, jeez! *Playing song on loud speaker*
Song: link
Crystal Soldier 23: They're playing music!
Crystal Soldier 31: LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!! *Runs away with other soldiers*
Nazi 22: *Shoots tank shell at soldiers*
Crystal Soldier 23: *Falls on ground* I'm hit!
Crystal Soldier 31: Why are they playing that music?! Everytime a squadron of tanks plays संगीत on thier loudspeakers, they never miss the target!!
Crystal Soldier 53: *Grabs rocket launcher* Shoot them!
Nazi 41: *Shoots three soldiers with tank shell*
Jeff: Keep it up आप guys! *Shoots Crystal soldier, then hops on tank* Get me to Cadence's castle.
Nazi 35: Roger that. *Drives to castle* Achtung, nur sechs verbleibenden Feinde, aber sie Raketenwerfer haben. Seien Sie vorsichtig.
Nazis: Jawohl.
Crystal Soldier 5: *Shoots मिसाइल at Jeff*
Jeff: Whoa, *Nearly falls off tank* Enemy to your right.
Nazi 35: *Shoots Crystal Soldier*
Cadence: *Arrives at battle* What is happening?!
Crystal Soldier 55: See for yourself Princess.
Cadence: *Sees tanks* Perhaps we should fall back.
Crystal Soldier 55: Great idea. Retreat!! We're heading back to the castle!!
Cadence: Follow me! *Runs to castle*
Crystal Soldiers: *Following Cadence*
Jeff: They're on the run! Keep shooting them.
Nazi 35: *Uses machine gun to shoot enemies*
Jeff: Leave Cadence to me. Twilight wants me to kill her! *Shooting at Cadence*
Cadence: *Nearly gets hit द्वारा bullets* We're almost there! Keep going!
Jeff: *Kills Cadence*
Nazi 41: Haha!
Jeff: She's dead.
With Cadence dead, Shining Armor was now in control of the Crystal Empire's army. He was watching the battle from the castle.
Shining Armor: They killed my wife!!! *Grabs Machine Gun, and runs outside of castle*
Jeff: Oh great, Shining Armor is running over to us. *Kills Shining Armor*
Nazi 41: *Laughing* Wunderbar!
Jeff: Danke.
Nazi 35: Achtung, ist die Kristallimperium jetzt unsere. Dank Twilight's Student, Cadence und Shining Armor jetzt tot sind.
Nazis: JA!!!
Jeff: *Sees Juno's plane* I'd प्यार to celebrate with आप guys, but my ride is here. *Teleports into plane*
Juno: *Flies to Ponyville*
Nazi 35: I'll never forget that pony. Such a good soldier.
2 B continued
They often come from fandom. Sometimes, they are canon shippings. Fandom shippings can get out of hand. For example, in a club, I saw a Fluttermac parring, where Fluttershy was EXPECTING A FOAL. NO. Fluttershy works with animals, not kids. I have also noticed some of आप not liking the Flashlight shipping, and putting members of the mane six with your OCs. Shipping 2 OCs is FINE, though. I don't approve of the fandom GOING THERE. Some of आप have been pairing two of the mane six together, which is fine. I saw someone ship CELESTIA AND APPLEBLOOM. Thank CELESTIA AND LUNA that won't happen in the series.
WARNING: Lots of buck
Twilight Sparkle: हे ponies wanna go on a bucking टट्टू adventure?
Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, इंद्रधनुष Dash and Rarity: BUCK YEAH!
Twilight: kay let's go
Pinkie: I have a bucking cool teleportation device d'ya wanna take it
Twilight, Applejack, Fluttershy, इंद्रधनुष and Rarity: BUCK YEAH!
Applejack: But where does it bucking go?
Pinkie: BUCKING EVERYWHERE
Applejack: BUCK YEAH!
Pinkie: So let's bucking go!
(Later in the teleport)
Fluttershy: I'm so bucking scared.
Rainbow: Well then, buck you! Don't even bucking come!
Fluttershy: But i bucking wanna!
Rainbow: Well then why did आप say आप were bucking scared? (...................)
Twilight Sparkle: हे ponies wanna go on a bucking टट्टू adventure?
Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, इंद्रधनुष Dash and Rarity: BUCK YEAH!
Twilight: kay let's go
Pinkie: I have a bucking cool teleportation device d'ya wanna take it
Twilight, Applejack, Fluttershy, इंद्रधनुष and Rarity: BUCK YEAH!
Applejack: But where does it bucking go?
Pinkie: BUCKING EVERYWHERE
Applejack: BUCK YEAH!
Pinkie: So let's bucking go!
(Later in the teleport)
Fluttershy: I'm so bucking scared.
Rainbow: Well then, buck you! Don't even bucking come!
Fluttershy: But i bucking wanna!
Rainbow: Well then why did आप say आप were bucking scared? (...................)