Another day's work was completed for Bob. He was at his house, getting ready to meet Jerry.

Emily: Where are आप going?
Bob: I'm going to see Jerry. Remember, I told आप about this yesterday.
Emily: I don't like him.
Bob: Emily, just because Jerry is a new friend that I like doesn't mean आप have to hate him.
Emily: It's not that, but what happened two days ago, with आप not being with me, and Howard दिखा रहा है up, and destroying the रात का खाना I made. Then, Burt shows up-
Bob: Okay, really? Jerry had nothing to do with Burt's divorce.
Burt: *Arrives* What are the both of आप talking about?
Emily: Somepony that Bob is फ्रेंड्स with.
Bob: Look Emily, I really need to get going. He wants me to meet him at the zoo.
Burt: I प्यार zoos. May I come along?
Bob: No, but I'll take आप to the zoo another time. *Leaves apartment room*
Burt: How about that?
Emily: Bob is like that sometimes.

Bob took a taxi cab, and went to the zoo, where he was supposed to meet Jerry.

Bob: *Looking around*
Jerry: *Arrives in a brand new corvette*
Bob: *Looks inside car* Jerry?
Jerry: Yeah. What do आप think about this beauty?
Bob: Well, आप never told me about your interest in cars.
Jerry: आप never asked. Get in.
Bob: *Gets in*
Jerry: *Turns around on other side of road, and drives to his house*
Bob: So, what do आप want to do when we get to your place?
Jerry: A football game is gonna start in ten minutes. If we get to my house on time, we'll watch the game.
Bob: Good.

When they got to Jerry's apartment, Jerry's son was watching TV. He was a white eleven साल old colt, with a brown mane, and tail that looked exactly like Big Mac's. On the TV was a commercial, where a mare was दिखा रहा है a pair of dentures.

Mare: If आप wear a denture. Take this simple test. Press your tongue against it, like this. *Presses tongue against dentures* IT MOOOOOOVES!!!!! DO आप FEEL IT?!!!!? IT COULD HAPPEN TO ANYOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!
Jerry's Son: *Switches channel, but another commercial is playing*
Stallion: Do आप go on the internet a lot? Do आप hate seeing all the advertisements that pop up out of nowhere? Then, allow us to give आप our free services, with a new company we created called Spamdex. We do the opposite of what आप want us to do, and constantly make और advertisements pop up on your computer. Spamdex always finds commercials that will...

*Replay when it gets to the ending, making आप get off the internet just to make it stop.
*Annoy you.
*Cost आप money. In fact, we collect one dollar a मिनट for every commercial आप watch.

Stallion: And the best thing is that we put a virus on your computer, so आप have to accept what we're doing. Is it illegal? Who cares? We'll do it anyway.
Jerry & Bob: *Walk into house*
Jerry: Hi son.
Jerry's Son: Dad, how's it going?
Jerry: Excellent. I'd like आप to meet a friend. His name is Bob.
Bob: Pleasure to meet you. What's your name?
Jerry's Son: Dylan.
Jerry: हे good, the game is on. It's like आप knew we were coming Dylan, thank you!
Bob: We got stuck behind red lights on the way over here.
Dylan: Got ya.

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