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posted by Canada24
EARLY THE अगला MORNING!

The girls, and Ditto started there rescue mission.

Spike was there too, wanted to help save his friend.

They arrived in the tunnels finally.

Spike being able to remind them to look for the tunnels with the most gems.

They were getting close, but Rover saw them coming, and as annoying as Sweetie Belle, he wasn't gonna give her up so easily.

Rarity ran wait up to them, trying to be intimidating.

"You bastards! Give me my sister!" Rarity cried angrily.

"Haha. Good to see आप two Mrs Rarity" Rover mocked.

"Just give my god damn sister! आप mutts!" Rarity cried angrily.

Rover growled and कहा "who आप calling mutts".

"Release the hounds!" Rover cried, before blowing a silent whistler.

With that, dozens of कुत्ता came running at them.

Ditto, Spike, and the girls, prepared to stand there ground.

And so, the battle began.

Twilight was the first to do something, she cast a spell, knocking several over, but they still were coming.

Rarity, who was probably one of the angriest, bucked some one of them in the stomach, 'hard'.

Dash did the same, in fact, most of them were.

Except for Twilight using her magic, and Pinkie using her party cannon.

This went on for quite some time.

Dash fought off several और hounds, when suddenly Spot leaped onto her leaving her unable to fight back.

Spot took out his claws, preparing to scratch her, when suddenly he was knocked off her, and Spot looked over to see it was Ditto.

Spot moved at Ditto with his claws, but the black alicorn was too skilled for Spot to handle.

Ditto dodged all his movements, and kept kicking him and other such stuff, eventually knocking Spot out cold, momentarily.

Ditto went to help Dash back up.

But before he could, suddenly Fido came, blocking his path, holding his bong as a weapon.

"Yeah! आप ain't getting past m-

Before Fido finished, all his drug uses must of finally took there toll, he suddenly fell down, unconscious, without anyone even touching him.

"Uhh.. Okay" कहा a confused Ditto, before going back to help up Dash.

"Guess I owe आप one" Dash grinned, after grabbing his hoof, so he could pull her up.

"Don't worry about it" Ditto said, giving a rare grin.

Twilight contained using her spells.

One sneaked behind her, but Spike saw him, attacked at him, soon scaring him off.

Pinkie contained using her party cannon.

Going the battle, Rarity saw Sweetie Belle and tried sneaking over to her, she was real close as well, but suddenly she was pushed down द्वारा Rover.

Rover kept her down, until she head-butted him.

Rarity instantly got back up, standing her ground, and growling at Rover, angrily.

"Bring it bitch!" Rover कहा sadistically, standing up nice and tall, and दिखा रहा है his claws.

With an angry growl, Rarity bucked Rover wait in the gut, bucked him 'hard'.

Rover, in pain, fell too his knees.

Rarity processed to Sweetie Belle, when suddenly Rover leaped back up, and scratchEd her with his claws, even making her start bleeding, than he tackled ontop of her and prepared to finished her off.

When suddenly AppleJack came, saving her friend द्वारा hogtieing Rover, and helping Rarity up.

"Oh my. आप okay?" AppleJack said, eyeing the scratch.

"Looks worse than it is" Rarity insisted, heading towards Sweetie Belle.

The rest of the battle coming to an end as well.

Though.

Rarity wouldn't be th only one to come घर injured.

Ditto eventually had his left, front hoof, badly injured when he was pushed against a wall.

Pinkie was bucked द्वारा one of the hounds.

Dash was abit scratched, like Rarity.

But dispite all that, they still won.

All of the hounds retreated, and the battle was done, even Spot ran off, and Fido was still uncionscience.
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Source: EquestriaDaily
posted by mariofan14
To me, it sounds like the same old thing from every song. It's like:

"I प्यार to drink me some बीयर, बियर and play-ay-ay on my guitar. I प्यार my truck to drive in and shoot deer."

How do songs like that even get famous? It's a turnoff for me, and when I hear it on the radio, I don't even want to hear it. It's all acoustics and shit like that. Why would people want to listen to it when they can listen to something else, such as rock या rap?

I just hate country music, and if आप like it, don't send me hate.
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Source: facebook, deviantart, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, deviantart, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon got Case Cracker, and sprocket back at the pizzeria. Jim was waiting outside for them.

Jim: Great, आप got back in time. Fillydelphia is trying to get over here from Oatland. I need आप to get over to खाड़ी, बे Bridge, and prevent them from getting onto our side.
Gordon: We're on our way. *Drives to the खाड़ी, बे Bridge*
Case Cracker: How are we going to stop them?
Sprocket: Block the bridge off.
Gordon: That's a good idea. We block them off, they can't pass, and we kill them. *Sees the part of the bridge where cars get off*
Sprocket: I don't want this car to be used in the roadblock.
Gordon: *Stops...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
अगला morning, Gordon arrives at the pizzeria in his car.

Gordon: *Sits with Jim, and Sprocket* Where's Case?
Jim: He's here.
Case Cracker: *Walks over to table* Sup? *Sits*
Jim: See?
Gordon: Yeah, I'm not blind.
Jim: Yeah, whatever. Now listen, Sam has a job for you. He wants आप to steal this Dodge Kodachrome, and bring it to his house.
Gordon: Where can we find it?
Jim: There's a dealership not far away from here that has one. आप could walk there, and take it.
Sprocket: That'll be easy.
Gordon: Alright, we're on our way. *Stands up, and leaves pizzeria*
Sprocket: *Walks with Case पटाखा, पटाखे behind...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the pizzeria in Mane Ashbury, San Franciscolt

Jim: *Sitting* आप told him to come here, right?
Gordon: I sent him a message, but he didn't reply. I'm not sure if he got it या not.
Jim: Well, I hope he remembers to meet us here. We're gonna have a good time. *Sees clock* Hold up, I'll be back.
Gordon: Where are आप going?
Jim: I gotta meet somepony at the trainstation. *Leaving pizzeria* I'll be back.
Gordon: *Stays at pizzeria*
Waiter: May I get आप anything else?
Gordon: Just a sprite.
Waiter: Coming right up. *Goes to get drink*

Eight मिनटों later.

Case Cracker: *Gets out of a taxi cab...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic इंद्रधनुष as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Derpy entered Celestia's office.

Derpy: It appears Twilight is up to her tricks again. What are your thoughts?
Celestia: I thought we were finally done with this nonsense. But I guess not. I was having a nice rest, now this! God only knows what kind of shenanigans she has in store...
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Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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#4: MISTREATMENT OF TRIXIE:
This isn't like last time, were the ONLY reason I am sticking up for Trixie, is because she's just so adorable to look at.
No, no, this time I am NOT denying that Trixie was quite annoying.
That she was stubborn and over confident in herself.
And that she lied to an entire town, just for the attention.
And she did indeed deserve to be punished for her lies and rudeness.
But come on..
Did she really deserve to be shunned and mocked द्वारा all of Equestria, and lose her job as a magician and work as a rock farmer..

#3: MISTREATMENT OF IRON WILL:
Most प्रशंसकों label Iron Will as a...
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#5: TWILIGHT SEGA:
Frankly, I don't think ANYBODY watches this series.
Or 50 shades of grey for that matter.
But I'm putting them both on the सूची anyway..

#4: 50 SHADES OF GREY:

#3: SCREAM SERIES:
A parody of the horror genre.
But the first movie would of been actually scary, if they actually bothered to have decent actors.
And to not have a villain, who's about as frightening as tampon commercials..

#2: EQUESTRIA GIRLS:
It's not that it's a BAD movie.
It's probably a great movie.
But something about the characters becoming humanised, it kinda creeps me out..

#1: FROZEN:
I know what आप gonna say.
You...
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posted by Canada24
AJ: She left us!?

Pinkamena: That's what Twiliy said... Claimed that being princess means आप guys are no longer good enough for her... (conveniently) Except me. She still likes me..

Rarity: What about Flutterhy!? She's missing as well..

Pinamena: Oh.. Well.. (nervously) I wouldn't know anything about that.

ONE WEEK EARLIER:

Pinkamena: Wakey. Wakey. Fluttershy..

Fluttershy: (wakes up only to discover she's tied up. And sees. Much to her horror. A huge saw like device above her head, same one from कपकेक - GET READY TO DIE) P- Please let me go!

Pinkamena: Can't.. Your on the list.. And my customers...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor, फेसबुक
Rarity after spilling mud on AppleJack's dress and finlky snapped out her attempts of impressing Trenderhoof द्वारा behaving like AppleaJack.

This got even worse for Rarity when she realised it was actually Rarity's own dress, and ran to clean it.

Saten awkwardly approached AppleJack. "That's uhh.. A lovely outfit" Saten कहा nervously.

"Well.. Thanks. I was only wearing it to snap Rarity out of annoying state.. It's kinda itchy actually" AppleJack insisted.

"Oh.. Well.. Dose this mean Trenderhoof will leave आप alone?" Saten asked.

"Ah guess.. But ah'm glad आप to know आप actually 'do' care for me" AppleJack admitted.

"I guess" Saten कहा a bit awkwardly.

"... Say. आप wanna get some lunch together?" AppleJack asked.

"Of coarse" Saten कहा excitedly.

AppleJack smiled, rather cutely.



Well. I know this sucked. But just needed to end the story.

So..

END OF EPISODE ONE..
Ever since one of my प्रिय episodes of Season 4 came out, which was Flight To The Finish, only one thing has crossed my mind: Scootaloo needs to fucking fly. Diamond Tiara went ableism on Scootaloo, amd that drove me over the edge. My instinct after the episode? Time to win some races! I ended up winning about 900, all told, from the end of that episode until today. I then retroactively added all other racing game wins I accrued, making my total और like 4,200. Add my sports game wins, and you're looking at 4,550. Add the rest of my wins in games that count them, and now आप have a total...
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Episode 10: Quicksilver

Me: *Reading X-Men #4 in a small park near Cloudsdale*

Scootaloo: *Approaches me* Hello Nick,

Me: Hello Scootaloo. How are you?

Scootaloo: Good, I guess. Can I ask आप something?

Me: Sure.

Scootaloo: My फ्रेंड्स Applebloom and Sweetie Belle both look up to superheroes, like Captain Marvel and मकड़ी Man, but now I don’t have one. Can आप find me a hero who is fast and cool at the same time?

Me: Well, the first one that comes to mind is the mutant Quicksilver.

Scootaloo: Quicksilver?

Me: Quicksilver, aka Pietro Maximoff, is the twin brother of Scarlet Witch. He has super speed...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
Episode 4: Thor Odinson

Me: *Reading Journey Into Mystery #83* in the park*

Rarity: *Sees what I'm reading* Who is that man in the book? And why does he look like such a hunk?

Me: Oh, his name is Thor.

Rarity: Thor?

Me: Thor is an Asgardian, sent to Earth द्वारा his father, Odin, to learn humility. He had a human identity named Donald Blake.

Rarity: Donald Blake? How drab...

Me: Anyways, Thor had been going on many adventures, such as the Destroyer, an एनचांटेड suit of armor made द्वारा Odin, but stolen द्वारा Loki in Journey Into Mystery #118.

Rarity: Loki?

Me: Loki is Thor's evil brother.

Rarity: Oh.

Me: Thor...
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