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Hedgehog In Ponyville Episode 9

Discorded

Being a war hero in a town where everyone likes आप is a good thing. Everywhere I go, I see a friend. Everytime I need help with something, I ask them. I've also been promoted from captain to major.

We took back Ponyville from Nazi Forces, and Celestia was breifing me on my new assignment in Twilight's former library.

Celestia: Discord now has an army of his own. He has time traveled into the सेकंड world war in a planet called Earth, and gathered an army of italian humans.
Sean: Hm, I wonder why he chose italians.

During part of the Return Of Harmony episode Discord कहा the word Arrivederci, and just because of that he needed italians. With that out of the way, I had to focus on my assignment.

Sean: Where does Discord have his army set up?
Celestia: They have rebuilt my old गढ़, महल in the Everfree Forest, and are using that as their headquarters.
Sean: Am I going alone?
Celestia: Yes. आप need stealth to wipe out that entire army.
Sean: I won't let आप down Princess. *salutes*

Meanwhile in Canterlot.

Nazis: *Marching down street*
Robotnik: *Arrives* I've brought और reinforcements, but I've heard आप let Sean the hedgehog escape.
Twilight: Man it wasn't my fault! Much of the soldiers that were in Bethlehem with me were retards.
Robotnik: I can't let आप talk poorly about my army.
Twilight: Whatever man. They're in Ponyville, and I just got word from Discord that the टट्टू Alliance are making plans to attack.
Robotnik: Then we must get ready.
Gilda: And we will help you.
Robotnik: Who are you, and what do आप mean द्वारा "we will help you?"
Gilda: Me, and the griffons.
क्वीन Chrysalis: And don't forget about the changelings. *Farts*
Robotnik: Ugh! *Covers nose* Save that for the battle. That could kill someone.
क्वीन Chrysalis: Sorry Doctor.

Suddenly the phone rings

Twilight: Man hold up *Picks up phone* Man, who's dis?
Discord: It's me Discord. I have a plan to destroy all of Equestria.
Twilight: And that is?
Discord: We get help from Sean the hedgehog.

Twilight: And how are we going to get Sean to help us?
Discord: I will have him discorded. Just like what I did to your फ्रेंड्स a while back.
Twilight: Damn, I forgot about that.
Discord: Are आप pleased to be working with me now?
Twilight: Man, as long as those ponies representing the elements of harmony die, yes.
Discord: Don't worry. Once Sean becomes discorded, he will kill everyone we tell him to.

Along the way to Discord's new headquarters...

Applebloom: We need your help putting up the lights.
Sean: Alright, but we gotta make it quick. I have to do something very important for Celestia.

Song: link

Ponies: The first thing of क्रिस्मस that's such a pain to me, is finding a क्रिस्मस tree. The सेकंड thing of क्रिस्मस that's such a pain to me.
Sean: Rigging up the lights.
Ponies: And finding a क्रिस्मस tree. The third thing of क्रिस्मस that's such a pain to me.
Scootaloo: Hangovers.
Sean: Rigging up the lights.
Ponies: And finding a क्रिस्मस tree. The fourth thing of क्रिस्मस that's such a pain to me.
Granny Smith: Sending क्रिस्मस cards.
Scootaloo: Hangovers
Sean: *On stepladder* Rigging up the lights.
Ponies: And finding a क्रिस्मस tree. The fifth thing of क्रिस्मस that's such a pain to me, five months of bills!
Granny Smith: Sending क्रिस्मस cards
Scootaloo: *Drinking beer* Hangovers
Sean: *On roof* Rigging up the lights
Ponies: And finding a क्रिस्मस tree. The sixth thing of क्रिस्मस that's such a pain to me.
Rarity: Facing my in-laws.
Ponies: Five months of bills!
Granny Smith: Oh, I hate those क्रिस्मस cards.
Scootaloo: Hangovers.
Sean: *falls through ceiling अगला to Scootaloo* RIGGING UP THESE LIGHTS!!
Ponies: And finding a क्रिस्मस tree. The seventh thing of क्रिस्मस that's such a pain to me.
Prince Blueblood: The Salvation army.
Rarity: Facing my in-laws.
Ponies: Five months of bills.
Granny Smith: Sending क्रिस्मस cards
Scootaloo: Oh geez *putting lights in box*
Sean: I'M TRYING TO RIG UP THESE LIGHTS!!
Ponies: And finding a क्रिस्मस tree. The eighth thing of क्रिस्मस that's such a pain to me.
Sweetie Belle: I wanna Transformer for Christmas!
Prince Blueblood: Charities *points at Rarity* And what do आप mean your in-laws?
Ponies: Five months of bills.
Granny Smith: Oh, making out these cards.
Scootaloo: Uh, get me a beer, huh?
Sean: What, we got no extension cords?!
Ponies: And finding a क्रिस्मस tree. The ninth thing of क्रिस्मस that's such a pain to me.
Big Mac: Finding parking spaces
Sweetie Belle: Daddy, I want some candy.
Prince Blueblood: Donations!
Rarity: Facing my In-laws.
Ponies: Five months of bills.
Granny Smith: लेखन out those क्रिस्मस cards.
Scootaloo: Hangovers.
Sean: *Back outside* Now why the hell aren't they blinking?!
Ponies: And finding a क्रिस्मस tree. The tenth thing of क्रिस्मस that's such a pain to me.
Fluttershy: Batteries not included.
Big Mac: No parking spaces.
Sweetie Belle: Buy me something!
Prince Blueblood: *Pushes Sweetie Belle* Get a job आप bum!
Rarity: Facing my In-laws.
Ponies: Five months of bills.
Granny Smith: Yo, ho. Sending क्रिस्मस cards.
Scootaloo: *staring at vomit* Oh geez, look at this.
Sean: *Puts one light out*One light goes out, they all go out!!
Ponies: And finding a क्रिस्मस tree. The eleventh thing of क्रिस्मस that's such a pain to me.
Soarin: Stale TV Specials
Fluttershy: Batteries not included.
Big Mac: No parking spaces.
Sweetie Belle: Mom, I gotta go to the bathroom!
Prince Blueblood: Charities!
Rarity: *Hiding in bathroom* She's a witch, I hate her.
Ponies: Five months of bills.
Granny Smith: Oh, I don't even know half these people.
Scootaloo: *Shitting* Who's got the toilet paper?
Sean: GET A FLASHLIGHT, I BLEW A FUSE!
Ponies: And finding a क्रिस्मस tree. The twelth thing of क्रिस्मस that's such a pain to me.
Royal Guards: गाना क्रिस्मस carols.
Soarin: Stale TV Specials.
Fluttershy: Batteries not included.
Big Mac: No parking!
Sweetie Belle: *Crying*
Prince Blueblood: Charities.
Rarity: Gotta make 'em dinner.
Ponies: Five months of bills!
Granny Smith: I'm not sending them this year, that's it.
Scootaloo: Shut up you.
Sean: Fine, YOU'RE SO SMART, आप RIG UP THE LIGHTS!!
Ponies: And finding a क्रिस्मस tree.
Trixie: *Steals क्रिस्मस tree*

After the song ended, I left everypony, and went into the Everfree Forest

I was carrying a M249 machine gun, and a .44 magnum. I had to stop Discord's army from doing any damage, and that's exactly what I was going to do.

Italians: *resting in castle*
Sean: *Walking up towards Castle*
Italian Soldier: *Spots Sean* I see him.
Italians: E 'quasi qui, preparatevi!
Sean: *hears shouting* Italians. They really प्यार shouting at each other.
Italian Soldier: *Throws grenade*
Sean: Whoa *Runs away*
Italian Soldier: Gettare più granate!
Italians: *Gathering grenades*
Sean: *Shoots Italian soldier द्वारा window*
Italian Soldier: *Dies while pulling pin on grenade*
Italian Captain: merda

Suddenly, an explosion occurred. It was big, and killed everyone द्वारा the door. Speaking of the door, it opened द्वारा itself from the explosion.

Sean: *Rushes in*
Italians: *Shoots at Sean*
Sean: *Hiding द्वारा wall*
Italians: *getting closer on both sides*
Sean: *Shoots Italians in front of him*
Italians in front of Sean: *Die*
Italians Behind Sean: *Going slower towards him*
Sean: Hmm. *Turns around quickly, and kills italians behind him*
और Italian Soldiers: *Arrive* Surrender.
Sean: Ha! Like आप think I'm going to give up that easily?
Discord: *Shows up out of nowhere* No. That's why I am going to Discord you.
Sean: *Laughing*
Discord: *Confused*
Italians: *Shrug*
Sean: Hahahaha! No way. आप think आप can actually Discord me? That's the best joke I've ever heard. Please, if you're going to threaten me with death, at least make it realistic. Not a joke.
Discord: That was realistic.
Italian Soldier: *Tries to shoot Sean*
Italian Captain: *Hits Soldier* Cessate il fuoco! Chiunque altro che cerca di sparare Sean sarà girato.
Italian Soldiers: *Put बंदूकों away*
Sean: आप really think आप can have me Discorded?
Discord: Oh yes. It's very easy. Everypony hear despises you. They really hated your guts since आप arrived to their world. आप should go back to Mobius, but first you're going to do something for me?
Sean: And who's going to make me do all that for you?
Discord: *Puts finger on Sean's head* I am.
Sean: *becoming Discorded*
Discord: Now, here is what I want आप to do. Go to Ponyville, and kill everypony आप see, except for Nazis, Griffons, Changelings, me, Twilight Sparkle, Robotnik, या Shadow The Hedgehog.
Sean: Shadow's here. Cool.
Discord: Yes. Do आप know what to do?
Sean: Yes sir.

I was now discorded, and taking orders from Discord.

Discord: *On phone* Yes, I know this line is for Nazi use only.
Operator: Then get off if you're not a Nazi.
Discord: I am Discord. Get Robotnik on the phone, and tell him who's on.
Operator: Discord?
Discord: Yes, Discord.
Operator: Why didn't आप just say so? I'll get Robotnik for आप quickly.
Discord: Thank you.
Robotnik: Ja? Is that आप Discord?
Discord: It's me. Sean is Discorded, and now works for us.
Robotnik: Wunderbar. You've done a very great job.
Discord: Thank आप very much.

Meanwhile in Canterlot

इंद्रधनुष Dash: *With her friends* I hope Celestia is able to help us.
Rarity: Yes, we haven't seen Sean since we were गाना a song about Christmas.
Fluttershy: I saw him go into the Everfree Forest.
Applejack: What would he be doing there?
Pinkie Pie: No idea, but Celestia might know.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Ok. *Takes a deep breath* Here we go. *Opens door*
Celestia: Ah, hello there. What can I help आप with?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Have आप seen Sean anywhere?
Celestia: I sent him on a mission to defeat Discord.
Mane 5: द्वारा himself?!
Celestia: Have आप seen him?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: No. Have you?
Celestia: No. He hasn't reported back to me.
Fluttershy: He's probably in trouble.
Applejack: या maybe dead.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: I hope he isn't dead. We gotta go find him now!

Song: link

Sean: *Loading guns* *walks slowly towards motorcycle* Time to kill. *Rides on motorcycle*
Police: *Not far away*
Sean: *Passing police car*
Police: We've got a fast bike that just passed our position.
Sean: *Going very fast*
Police: *Following Sean*
Sean: *shoots tire on police car*
Police: *Flip car, and heading towards Sean*
Sean: *Jumps off bike, and runs very fast*
Police: *Crush bike*
Sean: *Lifting building*
Ponies: *Screaming*
Sean: *Throws building at police*
Police: *Die*
और ponies: *Running away*
Sean: *Shoots a pony's head off*
Surviving officer: *calling back up*
Police Captain: Sorry, we can't do that.
Sean: *Kills surviving officer*
Trixie: *tries to cast a spell*
Sean: *Punches Trixie*
Trixie: *forgets spell*
Sean: *runs towards Carousel Botique*
Ponies: *Begin to try, and fight back*

Meanwhile in Canterlot

इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Flying very fast to Ponyville*
Celestia, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Fluttershy: *Following इंद्रधनुष Dash*
Sean: *Punches Trixie*
Trixie: *Dies*
Sean: *Punches Thunderlane*
Thunderlane: *Dies*
Sean: *Punches Doctor Whooves*
Doctor Whooves: *dies*
Sean: *Punches Lyra*
Lyra: *Dies*
Sean: *Punches Bonbon*
Bonbon: *dies*
Sean: *Punches Carrot Top*
Carrot Top: *dies*
News Ponies: *Filming catastrophe at सुरक्षित distance*

Meanwhile at Discord's base

Discord: *Watching news* Let's do this Robotnik: Get out there quickly.
Nazis: Heil Robotnik *runs to battlefield*
Discord: Go my italians.
Italian Soldiers: *Run to help Nazis*
Griffons: *Helping Italians, and Nazis*
Changelings: *Helping Griffons, Italians, and Nazis*
Celestia: Royal Guards, go!
Royal Guards: *Enter fight against Nazis*
Nazis: *Fighting Royal Guards*
Sean: *Kills royal guard*
Nazi: I gotta reload.
Sean: Let me deal with this. *runs towards building*
Royal Guards: Shoot the discorded hedgehog!
Sean: *Lifting building*
Royal Guards: *sees building* run!
Sean: *throws building at royal guards, which kills them all*
Celestia: *sees Sean* He's Discorded.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Oh no!
Applebloom: *Running towards safety*
Sean: *Chasing Applebloom*
Applebloom: AAH!
Sweetie Belle & Scootaloo: Hurry! To the पेड़ house!
Sean: *shoots Applebloom*
Scootaloo: No!
Sean: *sees Scootaloo* आप were that टट्टू that kept getting hangovers during the first song! *blows Scootaloo's brains out*
Sweetie Belle: AAH!! *Running away*
Sean: *Shoots Sweetie Belle*
Rarity: Sweetie Belle!!
Sean: *Shoots Rarity in the eye*
Rarity: AAH!! *Dies*
Sweetie Belle: Rarity? *dies*
Nazis: There are और ponies at the train station.
Sean: Then let's go kill them. *runs to train station*
Nazis: *Following Sean*
Celestia: We need to get out of here.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: I can't let Sean stay like this. He'll kill everypony!
Celestia: आप can't face him alone.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: I think I can. *Flies towards Sean*
Nazis: Pony! *Shooting at इंद्रधनुष Dash*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Dodging bullets, and kicking Nazis*
Nazis: *Shoot each other*
Sean: *Looks back* Get her!
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Looks at Sean, then flies away*
Sean: *running 300 miles an hour*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Flies upwards*
Sean: *Jumps on चोटी, शीर्ष of building, and jumps from rooftop going very high*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Looks at Sean*
Sean: *grabs इंद्रधनुष Dash*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Struggles to escape*
Sean: *Throws इंद्रधनुष Dash into window*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Stuck in window*
Sean: *Pulls इंद्रधनुष Dash out of window*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Very hurt*
Sean: *Punching इंद्रधनुष Dash*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Barely standing*
Sean: *grabs इंद्रधनुष Dash's tail*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Uh oh.
Sean: *Swinging इंद्रधनुष Dash around*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Whoooa!!
Sean: *Throws इंद्रधनुष Dash into tree*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Knocked out*
Celestia: That's enough!
Sean: *Grabs machine gun*
Celestia: *About to use magic*
Sean: *Kills Celestia*

Celestia's magic went towards Fluttershy

Fluttershy: *gets hit द्वारा magic*
बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती & Pinkie Pie: *Taking cover*
Fluttershy: *Dies*
Applejack: We better get out of here.
Pinkie Pie: Right आप are. *Running away*
Applejack: *Following Pinkie Pie*
Sean: *Laughing* All of Equestria will be mine!! *Laughing*
Nazis: We must रिपोर्ट back to Canterlot.
Sean: Got it *grabs chaos emerald*
Nazis: *Gather around Sean*
Sean: Chaos control *teleports himself, and Nazis to Canterlot*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *wakes up* Oh no. Discord got my boyfriend to become evil, and destroy Ponyville. Now they're heading for Canterlot. *Looks at her wounds* I gotta go find Zecora. Hopefully, she's not dead.

इंद्रधनुष Dash went to Zecora's as fast as she could. When she arrived, she saw Zecora's hut in a mess.

इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Enters hut* Hello? Zecora?
Zecora: Who's there?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Sees Zecora* It's me.
Zecora: Ah, इंद्रधनुष Dash, so nice to see you. But where are your friends? Have they come too?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: They're all dead Zecora.
Zecora: Oh no.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: What happened to your hut?
Zecora: Nazi Forces killed me. But I fooled them with a potion I drank, as आप can see.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Okay. I need your help. Discord got Sean The Hedgehog to शामिल होइए his army, and now he's killing everypony. द्वारा now, he's probably in Canterlot.
Zecora: Did आप say, someone was discorded?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Yeah, my boyfriend Sean the hedgehog.
Zecora: I must make a potion for him to drink. Meanwhile, आप must think. We need a plan to attack Canterlot.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Ok. What about my injuries?
Zecora: I will fix those too.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Thank आप Zecora.

In Canterlot.

Robotnik: How wonderful. Discord's men now have control of Ponyville, which will allow us to go straight into Manehattan.
Twilight: Man, what's so important about Manehattan?
Robotnik: Equestria's stock exchange. We take that over, and everypony in all of Equestria will be bankrupt.
Shadow: It's a very good plan Doctor. However, I have one question.
Robotnik: Go ahead Shadow.
Shadow: What if someone arrives, and get's Sean out of the discorded stage?
Robotnik: No one will do that. As long as he is discorded, he will remain that way. He'll help us kill ponies, and then when the killing is over, we take over a city. Not too hard, huh?
Sean: No.
Shadow: Of course not.
Twilight: Yo, I'm cool with it.
Robotnik: Wunderbar. आप three must tell Gilda, and Chrysalis about this right away.

In another room.

Gilda: *sitting near Chrysalis*
Chrysalis: *farting for five seconds*
Gilda: I am going to the other side of the room now. *Walks to other side of room*
Chrysalis: I didn't mean to do that, but I can do some on purpose if you'd like. *farts loudly*
Gilda: *Becomes unconscious*
Sean: *Walks in with Shadow, and Twilight* We just recieved news from Dr. Robotnik.
Chrysalis: What are we doing?
Sean: Taking over Manehattan.
Shadow: And don't आप dare pass anymore gas along the way. Remember what Robotnik told you.
Chrysalis: Yeah, whatever. Save it for the battle, blah blah blah.

इंद्रधनुष Dash, and Zecora arrived at Canterlot. They were surprised to see Pinkie Pie, and Applejack.

इंद्रधनुष Dash: I thought आप two got killed.
Pinkie Pie: Nein. We ran away as soon as we saw Celestia die.
Applejack: *Sees Zecora* Zecora, so glad to see you. Have आप two brought the other ponies back to life before coming here?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Oh, damnit I forgot!
Zecora: That's alright. I will teleport there with another potion, and bring your फ्रेंड्स back to life.
Applejack: Will आप get back in time?
Zecora: I should be able to. I have a lot of the teleportation potion.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Good. Thank आप so much Zecora.
Applejack: Yeah. इंद्रधनुष Dash is retarded.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Shut the fuck up Applejack.
Zecora: *teleports to Ponyville*
Pinkie Pie: What do we do while we wait for Zecora?
Applejack: We wait.

Speaking of waiting, let's see what we have to go through, just to get airplanes ready for bombing a town.

Robotnik: Hurry up.
Nazis: *Loading bombs on airplane*
Robotnik: I swear, these Nazis take too long to prepare an attack.
Sean: Allow me Robotnik. *Carrying two bombs*
Shadow: What are आप doing?
Sean: *Loads bombs into airplane*
Shadow: If he can do that, so can I. *Carrying two bombs* Whoa, they're heavier then I thought, *about to fall over*
Sean: *Grabs both bombs* Why don't आप leave it to me?
Shadow: *Embarrassed* Right.
Sean: *Loads bombs onto airplane*
Robotnik: Wunderbar. You're so efficient Sean. I'm glad आप are discorded, and part of our army.
Sean: I'm glad to be discorded. *carrying two और bombs* Twilight, see if आप can use your magic to get the rest of the bombs.
Twilight: आप got it man. *Uses magic to carry bombs*
Sean: *Loads bomb into airplane* Good, now put all of them into that airplane over there. *Points to airplane अगला to the one he is in*
Twilight: *Putting bombs in airplane that Sean is pointing too*
Sean: Excellent.
Robotnik: A good kommandant as well.
Sean: Danke. Are we ready to bomb Manehattan?
Robotnik: Ja. There are four airplanes, get in whichever one आप want.

So we each got in an airplane, and prepared for takeoff.

Applejack: *Laying in grass*
Pinkie Pie: हे Applejack. Have आप ever had an सेब in caramel?
Applejack: No. Have आप Rainbow?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Nope. I'll bet Pinkie Pie has though.
Pinkie Pie: Ja. They're delicious. When we're done battling, I'll make one of those for you.
Applejack: I appreciate that Pinkie.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Yeah, thanks.

Soon, they saw airplanes leaving Canterlot.

Applejack: Where are they heading?
Pinkie Pie: I don't know, but I do know they're going north.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: I hope Zecora gets here soon.

Zecora was at Ponyville.

Zecora: *Bringing Fluttershy, and Rarity back to life.
Fluttershy & Rarity: *Wake up*
Rarity: Oh, what happened?
Zecora: आप were killed, but I have brought आप back to life with a potion. *gives potion to Fluttershy* Use this to bring every dead टट्टू back to life.
Fluttershy: Ok.
Zecora: And आप Rarity, must bring everypony back to life with your magic.
Rarity: Alright. What are आप going to do?
Zecora: I must go back to Canterlot, and help the rest of your फ्रेंड्स get Sean back to normal.
Fluttershy: What's wrong with him?
Zecora: He's discorded.
Rarity: Oh yes, I remember. That's why he killed everypony here.
Zecora: Hurry now. Everypony must be brought back to life.
Fluttershy: We're on it.
Zecora: *Swallows teleportaion potion, and returns to Canterlot*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Zecora. Thank god you're here. The Nazis just had some airplanes leaving.
Applejack: We don't know where they're heading.
Zecora: I think they're going to Manehattan.
Pinkie Pie: Why Manehattan?
Zecora: The stock exchange. If they destroy that, we'll all be bankrupt.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Then we gotta teleport on one of those airplanes.
Zecora: Ok. Everyone must drink a small amount. *drinks potion*
Pinkie Pie: *drinks potion*
Applejack: *drink potion*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *drinks potion*

Soon, the three ponies, and ज़ेबरा teleported onto one of the airplanes.

Sean: *Waiting to drop bombs*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: We're on the same plane that Sean is on.
Zecora: Good. Now with yet another potion, we can turn him back into normal.
Sean: *Sees Zecora* Intruder!
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Tackles Sean*
Sean: *Falls on ground*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: The potion, quickly!
Zecora: *grabs potion* This is it, be careful.
Sean: *Pushes इंद्रधनुष Dash off of him*
Zecora: I was about to throw it to Rainbow, but she was too much of a pussy to keep him from escaping.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Hey!
Sean: *Grabs gun*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Here we go again.
Zecora: *Throws potion into Sean's mouth*
Sean: *choking*
Applejack: Oh shit. What did आप do?
Zecora: He must निगलना, निगल, निगल संकलन the potion, या it won't work.
Sean: *spits potion*
Pinkie Pie: Do it again.
Zecora: *Throws potion into Sean's mouth*
Sean: *Drinks potion* hey, this stuff tastes good. I must have और before I kill you.
Zecora: द्वारा all means. *Gives potion to Sean*
Sean: *Drinks और of the potion*

Then suddenly, I turned back to normal.

Sean: Ugh, *holding head* What happened?
Pinkie Pie: आप were discorded.
Sean: I can't see.
Zecora: Your eye sight will turn back to normal soon.
Sean: Where am I?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: On an airplane.
Sean: *hears इंद्रधनुष Dash* Who are you? *Gets eyesight back*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Someone who loves you.
Sean: *Sees इंद्रधनुष Dash* Dash?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: You're back to normal! *Hugs Sean*
Sean: *Hugs back* I'm so sorry about what happened.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: It wasn't your fault. We need to get off this thing.
Sean: But first, we gotta destroy the other airplanes.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: They're close to Manehattan.
Sean: We gotta act quickly. *grabs bomb*
Applejack: What are आप going to do?
Sean: Throw this bomb at one of the planes. One of आप must take over, and get us away from here.
Applejack: I got it.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: I can try, and fly onto one of those airplanes.
Sean: Go for it. Zecora, do आप have anymore of that teleportation potion left?
Zecora: Yes.
Sean: Then teleport onto one of those planes, and take out the pilot.
Applejack: *Takes over plane* I'm flying above one of the planes.
Sean: Ok. I'll throw the bomb onto that plane then. *Opens hatch*
Shadow: *Notices plane above him* What?
Sean: *drops bomb*
Shadow: Turn left!
Pilot: Why?
Shadow: A bomb is going to fall on us!

But it was too late. Shadow's plane blew up.

Twilight: *Sees explosion* Man, what was dat?
Pilot: One of the planes blew up.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Flies on* Hello sister.
Twilight: Ha, you're gonna try, and fight me again? आप ain't gonna win.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: I think I can *Kicks Twilight*
Twilight: Ow *Heads towards cockpit*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Kicks Twilight into cockpit*
Twilight: *goes towards pilot*
Pilot: We better land.
Twilight: No man, keep going. That stock exchange must blow up.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Knocks out Twilight* Alright. Turn this thing around, या I'll do the same thing to you.
Pilot: Okay. *turns plane around*

Meanwhile, on the plane Zecora was on.

Zecora: *teleports द्वारा Gilda, and क्वीन Chrysalis*
Gilda: What are आप doing here आप dumb pony?
Zecora: I'm a zebra! *attacking Gilda*
क्वीन Chrysalis: Leave her alone! *About to kick Zecora*
Zecora: *Ducks*
क्वीन Chrysalis: *Kicks Gilda*
Gilda: *Falls on pilot*
Pilot: Ah! *K.O'd*
Zecora: *enters cockpit*
क्वीन Chrysalis: Make this stop! *Falls out*
Zecora: *Turns plane around*

We successfully stopped the attack on Manehattan.

Sean: *On radio* Celestia. Do आप copy?
Celestia: Sean, is that you?
Sean: Yes. I'm no longer Discorded, and will be heading to your position. Let us know where to land.
Celestia: Go to the airport in Canterlot. We have repelled Nazi Forces, and have regained control of Canterlot.
Sean: Sounds good. Dash, Zecora, we're going to the Canterlot airport. Follow Applejack.
Applejack: *Flies to airport*
इंद्रधनुष Dash & Zecora: *Follows Applejack*

We arrived at the Canterlot airport, and saw Celestia waiting for us.

Sean: *Exits airplane*
Applejack: *Exits airplane*
Pinkie Pie: *Exits airplane*
Zecora: *Exits airplane*
Celestia: I'm glad to see आप all arrived safely.
Sean: Thank you. We tried our hardest.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: They weren't enough to stop us.
Celestia: Alright. Now, to head into my castle, and plan for our अगला mission. *teleports everyone into castle*
Sean: Feels like I haven't been here in a while.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Nazi Forces have had control of this गढ़, महल for a long time.
Celestia: And now, we have control of the castle.
Applejack: What about our mission?
Celestia: We will try to take my old गढ़, महल from Discord again.
Sean: Hopefully, I don't have to go there द्वारा myself.
Celestia: Of course not. I'm sorry for having आप deal with that torturous event.
Sean: Ah, that's alright. My फ्रेंड्स turned me back to normal, and we're going to teach Discord a lesson.
Pinkie Pie: What if he gets all of us discorded?
Sean: Impossible. If we all work together, he won't be able to defeat us.

Meanwhile, in Discord's base.

Discord: *Hears phone ring* Ah, that must be Robotnik, sharing the good news with me. *Picks up phone* Hello?
Robotnik: Discord! I've got terrible news!
Discord: *Frowns* What happened?
Robotnik: Some of Sean's फ्रेंड्स turned him back to normal, and he prevented my army from bombing Manehattan.
Discord: Well, what are we going to do?
Robotnik: Keep fighting them. If they refuse to surrender, we must kill them.
Italian Soldier: Sir, Sean the hedgehog is coming here with reinforcements.
Discord: Well don't just stand there, kill them!
Italian Soldier: Yes sir.
Discord: As for आप Robotnik, get as many of your men to come here as quickly as आप can.
Robotnik: I will do that right now.
Discord: Good *Hangs up*
Robotnik: Alright. Get into Ponyville now! Discord's army is going to need our help!
Nazis: *Saluting* Heil Robotnik!

द्वारा the time we arrived at Ponyville, the Italians were waiting for us.

Sean: Take cover, before they see us. *Hiding द्वारा wall*
Celestia: *Waiting द्वारा cart*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *waiting अगला to Celestia*
Pinkie Pie & Applejack: *Go into abandoned building*
Zecora: *Behind Sean*
Italians: *See nothing* Torniamo alla base. *Walking away*
Sean: *Whispering* हटाइए up.
Celestia: *Whispers to Pinkie Pie & Applejack* हटाइए up.
Pinkie Pie: *Leaves abandoned building*
Sean: *Moves up*
Others: *following Sean*
Italians: *walk into everfree forest*
Sean: Follow them back to the base. Do not engage.
क्वीन Chrysalis: *Sees Sean, and his friends* Oh, Dr.
Robotnik: What now?
क्वीन Chrysalis: I found Sean the hedgehog.
Robotnik: Good. Much of my men will arrive soon. Keep Sean's फ्रेंड्स busy until the Nazis arrive.
क्वीन Chrysalis: With pleasure.
Sean: *Hears Chrysalis* What was that?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Sees Chrysalis* It's क्वीन Chrysalis!
Sean: Who?
क्वीन Chrysalis: *About to attack*
Sean: *Punches Chrysalis*
क्वीन Chrysalis: Don't touch me! I will fuck आप up, आप hear me?! I will fuck आप up!!
Sean: *Knocks out क्वीन Chrysalis*
Nazis: *Arriving*
Sean: We better hurry before they catch up to us. *runs into everfree forest*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Follows*
Pinkie Pie: *Follows*
Applejack: *Follows*
Zecora: *Follows*
Celestia: *follows*

We get towards Discord's base.

Sean: A lot of guards there.
Italian Soldiers: *Patrolling castle*
Sean: *Setting up machine gun*
Celestia: On my go, आग when ready.
Pinkie Pie & Applejack: *Carrying assault rifles*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *carrying P90*
Zecora: *Carrying shotgun*
Celestia: Now!

We start shooting at the Italians. Discord was in his office when he heard the shooting.

Discord: What is happening?
Italians: *Running to defensive positions*
Discord: *Sees Sean, and others attacking* Why wasn't I told about this?
Italian Soldier: आप told us to atttack any intruders as soon as possible. We had no time to tell you.
Discord: Then continue the shooting.
Sean: *Shoots two Italian Soldiers*
Celestia: हटाइए up. *Goes to door*
Sean: *Follows*
Discord: They're advancing. Do not let them get any closer.
Italians: *Go downstairs*
Applejack: *Kicks door open*
Italians: *Firing guns*

All of us were taking cover.

Zecora: *Grabs grenade*
Italians: *getting closer*
Pinkie Pie: *Knocks out a soldier*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Shoots four soldiers*
Discord: Go, get out there now!
Two italian Soldiers: *run towards door*
Zecora: *Pulls pin, and throws grenade*
Italians: *Running away*
Discord: What are आप running away from?

Suddenly, an explosion occurred.

Discord: Oh, now I see why आप ran away.
Italians: *Holding onto Discord tightly*
Discord: Get off me, and fight!
Italians: Why don't आप help us Discord?
Discord: No, I'm far too busy to do that.
Sean: *Walks in* Get down, now!
Discord: *Lays down*
Italians: *Laying down*
Celestia: आप are underarrest for murder, and I believe आप also discorded a very good friend of mine.
Robotnik: Not so fast!
Sean: Robotnik?!
Robotnik: Drop the weapons, या we kill you.
Sean: *Sighs* Do what he says.
Celestia: But-
Sean: Now!

All of us drop our weapons.

Robotnik: I sentence आप all to a new concentration camp that I have created in another place called Germaneigh.
Nazis: *Arresting Sean, Pinkie, इंद्रधनुष Dash, Applejack, Zecora, and Celestia*
Robotnik: Put them in the airplanes, and take them to the camp.
Nazis: Ja, mien fuehrer.

So this was it. We got arrested, and now we were going to a prison camp far away, but that's another story.

The End.
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What Sean looked like when he was Discorded
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posted by Kira_Mizuki
Princess Trika flew around PonyVille, eyeing the preparations with Princess Twilight's guidance for the Sun Summer Celebration. Despite being क्वीन Luna's daughter, she was still अभिनय like a normal pony, having fun, recklessly doing stuff, not being like a princess. Not अभिनय like one, not behaving like one.

As Princess Twilight brought her young 'apprentice' princess to AppleJack's Sweet सेब Acres to try out some of the tasty treats prepared. As they flew towards Sweet सेब Acres, Princess Twilight had to remind young Princess Trika to not gobble all of the treats up. She nodded and...
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Trixie stared at her reflection from her mirror. She was depressed. Her mane was in a bun, while her curled bangs were Hanging behind her ear. Tears rolled down her cheeks. Her eyes were covered with mascara. Snowy, Trixie's white cat tried to comfort her. It was no use. Moments later, Trixie's mother, Blue Wave, entered her room.

BW: Well, darling. What do आप think? Do आप like your new mane cut? Isn't it just this... Month?
Trixie: ..Uhh..
BW: Trixie, please say something to me. Dear, I bought आप all I could. But you're not talking. Is it because of all these accidents in school? Do you...
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posted by karinabrony
Silver Tune, Black Rose, and Nocturnal Mirage were cleaning the cafeteria. It was a mess everywhere. Silver Tune groaned. Ponies threw खाना on the ground and threw trash on the ground. They were done cleaning after a while. "So, should we go get the decorations right-" Silver Tune was cut off द्वारा Coffee Creme, Shredder, and Nikki going inside the cafeteria. "Oh, हे guys! We were about to start decorating. Do आप want to join?" Nocturnal Mirage said. "Sure, we can help." Shredder said. "OK, Nikki and Nocturnal Mirage can go get the decorations. Shredder and I can put them up on the walls. Silver...
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Black Rose was out of breath when she was at her home. She went upstairs. Her door had a note on it:

Dear Black Rose,

Your father and I are at the groceries. Make sure to lock the windows and doors. We will be going through the garage, so make sure not to lock that door.

Love you!

She kept the note and put it in a box. Then, she took out the rat. It came out, happily going everywhere. She almost found out how hungry they both were. She went downstairs to the kitchen. Then she remembered to lock the doors and windows. She went all over the house to do this. When she was done, she came back to the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At a समुद्र तट alongside San Franciscolt, there was a bar. At that bar, some ponies would play a game, where they would try to catch a scorpion, under a glass, after drinking बीयर, बियर in it.

Con: *sees scorpion*
crowd: He seems good so far
Con: *drinks beer*
waiter: Damn, that was quick
Con: *gets बिच्छू in glass*
crowd: YEAH!!!!!!!
news reporter: We interrupt our program of फिल्में at 3 to bring आप important news. There was an attack on the CIE Headquarters in Canterlot.
Con: I have to go

Four hours later, at P's house.

P: *looks around*
??: *sitting*
P: Where the fuck have आप been?
??: Enjoying death....
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Mary
Clint, and Rarity went to test out the new gun.

Rarity: What are आप going to shoot?
Clint: Only a bird, then we'll head back.
Rarity: Be careful, you're aiming it at a window.
Clint: It's too far away to be shot, watch *shoots gun*

The little बछेड़ा soon realized his mistake. As soon as he pulled the trigger, a bullet hit the window, and made it shatter into a million peices.

Clint: Oops!
Rarity: Look what you've done! I swear if आप hit anypony, you'll be grounded.
Clint: Let's go check! *runs to castle*
Rarity: No!! *chases Clint* They'll kill आप if आप go there!
Clint: Hey, lookie there. Two...
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The last solstice

Chapter 6: Contact


Nocturnal Mirage laid still on the soft grass. The warm rays of the sun were stroking his senses very gently. The stallion got लॉस्ट gazing at the sky. There were no clouds, just the endless horizon. He let his dark blue कोट absorb the heat of the fiery orb above. Freedom at last!

There’s no other place like this in the entire country! Maybe the tall mountains of his birthplace, Terra Absolutia could outshine the magnificent beauty of Amethyst Lake. The jewel of the Crystal Empire. No ripples disturbed the surface of the obsidian water. In spite the fact...
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Wheels of Evil – Part 8


It’s almost dawn. The mare hears the strange rumble from far away. Not so later, the Plymouth shows up. The car backs up and parks down on her usual अंतरिक्ष in the Everfree. Bon-Bon lurks in the shadows nearby. She starts connecting the dots. That is why she remains undetected! The forest hides her. Nopony goes in there. Just द्वारा looking at the Fury, the earth टट्टू knows it’s a she.

The left door opens. Lyra gets out. She has an enraptured look on her face. Opalescent eyes. She walks like a lunatic. She’s... enchanted. Bon-Bon knows it’s the doing of the car somehow....
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After 40 मिनटों of doing uh, stuff.. Con & Rain went to play और poker.

Con: I'll let आप play this time.
Rain: I don't know if I can win.
Con: Nonsense, आप hate losing right?
Rain: Right.
Con: So why can't आप win?
Rain: Fine, I'll do it. *sits at table*
Waiter: Can I get anypony something?
Con: I'll have a milkshake, stirred, not shaken.
Waiter: Very well.
Tara: Excuse me sir.
Con: What do आप want?
Tara: I was wondering if आप could help me with something.
Con: No *walks back to table*
Dealer: Hey, is there somepony named Con Mane?
Con: That's me, why?
Dealer: Someone called, and कहा he...
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I was just sleeping, when I heard a car going द्वारा my house. Frenchtown is right अगला to the delaware river, which separates New Jersey from much of Pennsylvania. That's not why a lot of cars go through here,... Maybe it is. Ah whatever, I gotta get ready for school. Yeah, after my dad died, and part of my house got destroyed I still gotta go to school.

3 and a half hours later

Sean: Hello Jack. Is the head backwards?
Jack: The head is backwards.
Ian: I don't know why आप two say that.
Sean: It's from इंद्रधनुष Factory.
Ian: What's that?
Sean: A इंद्रधनुष Dash presents video. Gunnar, we gotta दिखाना Ian...
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Tear Drop was getting ready for school, she sighed as she looked the song she wrote a few years back "i hope this turns out ok" she कहा as she picked up her song and walked over to her bag putting her song in it as she out her bag on she sighed as she walked out of her room she looked around and went to check on her brother Night आग she opened the door slightly and looked to see her brother asleep she smiled as she closed the door slightly and walked off and out of the house she didn't really feel hungry so she decided to skip breakfast. A few hours later she was just walking to her school...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con Mane has returned.

We begin our story in Beijing, which was violently taken over द्वारा the koreans.

Con: *sneaks onto dock*
korean pony55: What was that?
Con: *kills pony* और like who was that?
korean pony21: I'll be right back I just wanna get some cider.
Con: *sneaks toward warehouse*
korean pony21: *shoots at Con*
Con: *dodges bullets*
korean pony21: All units, we have an intruder in the warehouse!
Con: *pulls out gun* Where is that manifest?
korean leader: What do आप need the manifest for? Grenades? We made specially designed grenades to blow up an entire building. Now that आप know this,...
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 Enemy tank
Enemy tank
Green Flame heard a noise outside so he went to go see what it was. None of the other ponies were up except for him. "What the??" Green Flame said. And to his suprise there was an enemy tank standing still near the camp site. Then there was a slight rumble and to his eyes a सेकंड smaller enemy tank drove up then stood still & it's engine turned off.

Green Flame did nothing but look at the camouflaged machines only a small distance away. सवालों went through the scout's mind. "Find them" one enemy whispered, coming into view of Flame. Green looked at the others sleeping, "I should go alone for this" he nervously told himself.