माइ लिट्ल पोनी फ्रेंडशिप ईज़ मॅजिक Article: Stranded Part 2

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Twilight: Spike, take a note please.
Spike: -takes out paper and a quill-
Twilight: dear Princess Celestia, i'm here to रिपोर्ट that we are stranded on a deserted, unknown island due to a plane crash. could आप please send help? Your faithful studdent, Twilight Sparkle.
Spike: -blows note to Celestia's castle-
1 मिनट later....
Spike: -burps up a note from Celestia- Dear Twilight Sparkle, my most faithful student, we are sending help right now. just stay calm and stay with your friends.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: wait wait wait wait wait. how long until help arrives.
Spike: hmm...about.....1 month.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: .............FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Twilight: don't worry everypony, we have each other. the bad thing is, we don't have sweets.
Pinkie Pie: SAY WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!
Twilight: sorry Pinkie. Pinkie? where'd she go?
सेब Jack: up there! -points to a mountain-
Rarity: Pinkamena Diane Pie, आप get down from there this instant!
Pinkie Pie: funny, आप sound just like my mom! -laughs and then gets serious- but no! i don't wanna live in a world without चॉकलेट cake....or chocolate!!!
Twilight: don't do this! suicide is a permanent answer to a temporary problem. there's much-
Pinkie Pie: I DON'T GIVE A S**T!! -jumps off mountain and crashes into the ground very violently-
Respond in 3....2....1.
Pinkie Pie: -is alive and conscious- -growls in anger- MOTHERF**K!!!
Twilight: see, i told आप it was useless.
Rarity: Pinkie Pie is right Twilight, how am i supposed to survive with all this filth? i mean seriously, i might die here! what will happen to my beauty?! i think i'm gonna...i think i'm gonna...-faints-
इंद्रधनुष Dash: ehh...she'll be fine.
Fluttershy: at least the island is full of cute little animals. :) -pets a bunny- speaking of animals, what are my poor pets going to back at home? they're going to starve to death! -cries-
सेब Jack: -pats Fluttershy's back- don't worry sugar cube, i bet you're pets are doin' fine. -eyes grow wide- and what about my farm and family?! सेब Bloom will be heartbroken when she figures her प्रिय sister is missing?!
Rarity: -is awake- and Sweetie Belle! even though she causes trouble and all but....OH MY SWEET LITTLE SISTER!!! -cries-
Twilight: girls, don't worry! Princess Celestia sent help!
इंद्रधनुष Dash: -zooms down to her- so?! what if there is no help! what if they drowned?! what if we're here for the rest of our lives?!
Twilight: -is feeling sad and whispers to herself- what if there isn't?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: for the last time Pinkie! there is no chocolate!
Pinkie Pie: ......FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- -acts like the angry German kid-

To be continued.....

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प्यार and the Like

posted by mariofan14

What is love, really? Is it merely some fool's dream that is only temporarily powerful, या is it the feeling of affection one has for another? Surely, it is या should be the latter, but it can be taken the wrong way. In that matter, that is called lust, meaning an uncontrolled feeling for others that can and will blow away your self-control.

Here's a good example of lust: the affair between Paolo Malatesta and Francesca da Polenta. Paolo was the younger brother of Giovanni, who was to be married to Francesca. This marriage was to be a solidification of peace between their families, probably...

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Stop Motion Master Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Inside Black Tuesday's tent, Guy got his camera ready.

Guy: Okay. It's a little dark in here, but it should work.
Black Tuesday: Why?
Guy: It has to be bright enough to दिखाना आप what I'm about to do. I'd दिखाना आप some of my other stop motion videos, but I left those all at home. *Grabs a cup, and puts it on a shelf* Now watch what I do. *Takes a picture of the cup, then nudges it to the left, and takes another picture*
Black Tuesday: Is that all there is to it? Moving a cup from one place to another in the shortest distance possible?
Guy: Unless आप want two pictures in your video, it's और complicated...

Gran Turismo Episode 6 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Episode 6: Snow

Special Guest Stars, Jordan from SeanTheHedgehog
And Neon Lights as Nick Ren

Gran Turismo just got 18 inches of snow. Even though all of the roads were plowed, the speed limits were reduced, to avoid accidents.

Julia: *Stops her car अगला to a speed sign*
Tim: *Gets a temporary speed sign, and puts it up*

The on the road they were currently on was reduced from 35 to 20. Every road in Gran Turismo had it's speed decreased द्वारा 15.

Tim: There we go. *Gets back into the car, sitting अगला to Julia*
Julia: *Drives the car*
Tim: *Picks up the receiver on the radio*...

Gran Turismo Episode 6 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

What to expect in this episode.

Ponies: *Riding snowmobiles in the snow*

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Tim: *With Captain Jefferson in his office* What you're asking for can't be accomplished. We don't have the right vehicles to stop those guys.

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Captain Jefferson: *Outside with a State Trooper pony* How soon will they arrive?
State Trooper Pony: As soon as we get enough money from our charity.
Captain Jefferson: That could take forever.
State Trooper Pony: Well you're gonna have to be patient!

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Mare: *Trapped in a car laying on it's side in snow* Help! I can't open my door!
Tim: Just sit tight! We'll get आप out!...

Gran Turismo Episode 5 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

अगला दिन at breifing, Captain Jefferson had a message.

Captain Jefferson: There are reports being made about a silver Honda drifting on the streets of this town. We need to put a stop to it. He got away from us one time, we're not gonna let it happen again. That's all I got, any questions?
Tim: May I say something Captain?
Captain Jefferson: Go ahead, but make it quick.
Tim: *Goes to the front of the room* Now tomorrow, I'm making plans to extend my model railroad layout. Anypony interested in helping me out, go ahead, and say so.

Three ponies, along with Toby raised their hooves.

Tim: Okay....

On The Block Episode 26 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

In part 2 of this episode Tom, Saten Twist, Master Sword, and Sean were playing Grand Theft Auto 5. They were having a race. The race was at the airport. The ramps went from the runway, over the airport, and ended midair above a highway. Then आप get on और ramps that turn back to the airport, and after getting off the last one, आप have to land in the same spot that आप started the race to win.

Sean killed everyone once except for Master Sword, and was winning the race.

Sean: *Lands on the highway, and start going up और ramps* Good thing there's only one lap to this race.
Master Sword: *Angry*...

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Wise sayings

posted by mariofan14

I have दिया out some wise sayings to आप people in the past. Hopefully they helped आप all become और of a "human" person, not a "scumbag" person.

And so, for no specific reason whatsoever, I'll give आप all some wise sayings to help आप out some more, as well as myself. Just to let आप know, some of these are based on proverbs from the biblical Book of Proverbs.

Here is what I would like to say:

Bad people आप hang out with are a trap, waiting to capture आप at any दिया moment.

Treasure what आप may be दिया from people, be it object या affection. Neither lasts as long as आप would think it...

On The Block Episode 23 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tom: Our last part of this episode, and we have two things for you. First up, Brony Of The Month.
Master Sword: For August 2015, it's Nickfurious94, a new guy.
Audience: *Cheering*
Tom: With that out of the way, it's time for the bloopers we created while filming this episode.

Blooper song: link

Tom: Hello everypony, and- *Waits for Master Sword to cough*
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Do it again.

Take 2

Tom: Hello everypony, and-
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: आप interrupted me!
Master Sword: Not on purpose!!
Tom: Yes it...

Grand Theft Ponies Part 13

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Jim, Case Cracker, and Gordon were about to make their attack on the Rock Island Bikers, but first they needed to do something at an abandoned warehouse.

Jim: *Driving the van*
Gordon: Hey. When आप कहा abandoned warehouse, what did आप mean द्वारा that?
Jim: It's a place only I know about. Since आप two are going to see it, आप can't tell anypony else. Got it?
Gordon: Got it.
Case Cracker: Got it. Whats at this abandoned warehouse anyways?
Jim: A lot of guns, and ammunition. आप put those RIB uniforms on now. We want to fool them.
Case Cracker: Alright. *puts on uniform*
Gordon: *puts on uniform*...

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Saten Twist Adventure, season two episode one: Part 2,

posted by Canada24

Rarity decided to go over to Saten's house, it's clear they would have a common interest, and as much as they don't always like each other, they should probably work together.

Inside Saten's house, probably trying to forget about what Rarity informed him, he was using a glass bong full of Marijuna while the begining lyrics of Black Greace द्वारा The Black एंन्जल्स was playing in the background.
(such a awesome song).

"God. This weed sucks. I'm gonna have ta talk to Master Sword about where he found it" Saten cried, disappointed in how non effective the drug is.

Suddenly there was a knock on his door....

papillon, पैपिलोन Part 11

posted by Seanthehedgehog

papillon, पैपिलोन went to see Andrew. They were both laying down in their beds अगला to each other.

Andrew: Did आप ask Louie about the escape?
Papillon: Yeah, he कहा he'd be joining us.
Andrew: That's great. When do we go?
Papillon: Tonight.
Andre: *Arrives* Did I hear आप two are planning to escape?
Papillon: Yeah.
Andre: May I शामिल होइए you?
Papillon: The और the merrier.
Andrew: Yeah, you're in.
Andre: Great. I know the perfect time to escape, tomorrow night.
Papillon: Why not tonight?
Andre: A band is coming here tomorrow night. One of the guards told me about it.
Papillon: Good idea.
Andrew: And that way,...

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Runaway Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

At the San Franciscolt Federal Credit Union, where Pierce's wife works.

Pierce: They told me to let आप know about these bank robbers coming here on a train from LA.
Nikki: Are आप sure about it?
Pierce: Yes, I'm sure. It's on the news, the LAPD told us, and I got to wait at the train station with a bunch of other ponies.
Nikki: Do they know which station to go to?
Pierce: What are आप talking about?
Nikki: Will the train be going to the station here, या in Oatland?
Pierce: I don't know.
Nikki: Is there anything आप do know about the train?
Pierce: It's from Amtrak. We saw some of the news footage,...

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Saten Twist Adventures 9... Part 4

posted by Canada24

The train finally arrived in Ponyville.
Almost instantly, Pinkie Pie was there to reach introduce herself.
She still knew the Rarity, Applejack, इंद्रधनुष and Fluttershy back then. But the others never met each other yet.
Pinkie: Welcome to Ponyville.
Derpy: Wow.. Back in Fillydefia. We would of gotten robbed द्वारा now.
Saten: (shrugs unsurely).
Pinkie: Want me to give आप a tour?
Derpy: We.. We don't have any money.
Pinkie: (pets Derpy's head) Oh. आप don't silly, आप don't need money for this.
Derpy: Okay then.. As long as आप don't pet me like that. We'll be happy to.
Pinkie: (pets her head again) great.
Derpy: (groans)
Saten: (snickers to himself)

Well that's all I got..
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