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posted by Canada24
 (these three will be paired up for most of the story)
(these three will be paired up for most of the story)
A FEW WEEKS LATER!

Jappleack finally ended up telling about her adventures in Prime Ponyville, as Pinkie and Dragonowitiz finally seemed interested, for whatever reason.

"Did आप see me!?" Dragonowitiz cried excitedly.

"No. Just Twilight and myself" Jappleack replied.

"Oh well.. Still sounds so totally far out" Dragonowitiz replied.

Jappleack also had the pair of them promise not to go into the portal. They both agreed not to. Feeling satisfied Jappleack started leaving.

"I'm going in the portal" Dragonowitiz announced, the direct moment Jappleack left them.

Pinkie gasped "But Spiiiiike.. आप sai-

"Pinkie, Pinkie, Pinkie, everything I say is a lie.. Except that" Dragonowitiz told her.

Pinkie didn't have a response.

"Maybe, if आप weren't so hooked on drugs. Your notice that about me much sooner" Dragonowitiz mocked.

"Your a stoner too Spike!" Pinkie cried, in the only come back she was able to think of.

Dragonowitiz seemed rather serprised द्वारा this.

"I am?.. Wow.. This is news too me" Dragonowitiz कहा to himself, while throwing away a smoke of weed he had in his mough.

"SWAAAAAAAAAAAG!" Cried a approaching voice.

"Oh god no! Not now!" Dragonowitiz cried worriedly, as he saw SwagDash flying towards them, probably to just say hello.

SwagDash was about to come in, but Dragonowitiz closed the door on her face.

'Sorry Dash.. But can't have आप या anybody else, ratting me out' Dragonowitiz कहा in his head.

However as Dragonowitiz turned back around Shydale randomly appeared in the room, cartoonishly appearing out of nowhere (liturary).

"Hey Spiky" Shydale greeted.

"How did आप ev-.. Whatever.. I'm sorry Fluttershy but I need आप to leave" Dragonowitiz said, opening the door to lead her out, but unfortantly, doing so allowed SwagDash too walk wait in, "Took आप long enough" SwagDash said, trotting inside the room, much to Dragonowitiz's annoyance.

"FU-

"Easy their fag.. Your get us cart" SwagDash कहा secretly.

"What!?" Dragonowitiz cried.

"Dua.. I heard your entire conversation" SwagDash replied with one of her trademark goofy face.

"Now.. आप better let me शामिल होइए if आप don't want me ratting on ya?" SwagDash informed.

"Fine.. Whatever" Dragonowitiz said.

"Me too?" Pinkie asked.

"Ya. Ya. Whatever" Dragonowitiz groaned.

"Flutters.. आप may as well should come too" SwagDash कहा to Shydale.

"Great.. Nothing और exciting tha-

Shydale interrupted herself as suddenly one of her eyes started twitching intensely.

Shydale's shed wasn't to far from here, and Shydale saw a small टिड्डी hopped into her left open door.

Shydale went nuts and took out a बिना सोचे समझे chainsaw "STAY OUTTA MAH SHEEEEEEEEED!" She dramatically screamed, and sprinted towards her shed, menacingly.

"Hurry, before she comes back!" Dragonowitiz cried, and all three of them jumped in. Than the portal disppeared before Shydale got back.

"Oh well, back to the shed" Shydale said, walking off to do just that.
Spike: [sighs] आप know the worst thing about आप being the Princess of Friendship? The dishes.
Twilight: Thanks for taking care of that, Spike. After three events in one week, I really needed to relax with a good book.
Spike: It's kinda funny, isn't it? All these ponies comin' to आप for सलाह about friendship?
Twilight: What's funny about that?
Spike: आप know, 'cause आप used to be famous for being such a bad friend.
Twilight: What are आप talking about? I had good फ्रेंड्स in Canterlot.
Spike: Come on, Twilight. Look at the wall. D'ya see any चित्रो from before we moved to Ponyville? And look...
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Saten: Well, I should get goin-
Twi: Saten, wait.. आप know how we put आप as part of our group now?
Saten: What about it?
Pinkie: We need आप your help., Something's coming.
Saten: (groans) What is it THIS time?

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Octavia: Why are Saten and the girls huddled up like that? Do we know what they're on about?
Apple Bloom: The way they're huddled up like that, I'd say it's either a friendship problem या a monster attack.
Octavia: (naively believing her) A monster attack?! Blast! I'm performing at the ceremony this afternoon, and I still haven't...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: March 4, 1960
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:40 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Percy: *Goes to Pete's office, and knocks on the door* Sir? May I come in?
Putnam: Who's that? आप called the cops on us!!
Pete: I didn't even lay a hoof on the phone.
Amanda: आप could have called them before our arrival.
Pete: आप came here unexpected.
Percy: *Knocks on the door* Pete, is everything okay?!
Putnam: How does he know your name?
Pete: That's Percy. He worked for me for over ten years, and still does a good job fixing track, and trains in case आप were wondering.
Amanda: Did आप take our advice...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor, deviantart
It was time for Big Mac's trail.
And he insisted constantly on his innocence, but the blood over his hooves and crazy look his his eye spoke for itself.
Big Mac: (wearing a cast over his broken arm) It wasn't my idea. It was HER's (reveals Twilight's smarty pants doll to the crowd). She told me to kill them!
Judge: Really!?.. आप realize your talking about an toy doll, right?
Big Mac: Hey.. We ALL find प्यार in different fashions. And smarty pants will ALWAYS प्यार me.
Ditto: आप got a lot of problems, don't you?

After Big Mac was voted guilty, Ditto violently throws Big Mac into a prison cell.
Ditto: These people are too soft., if it were up to me, your be shot in the face. या hung to death..
Big Mac: Yeah. Fuck आप too!
Ditto: (prepares fist)
Luna: (gently pulls him back) Leave it Ditto.. It's not like the creep is going anywhere.
Ditto: (sighs) Guess your right.

TO BE CONTAINUED
Meanwhile.
Ditto and his group continued searching for Big Mac.
At one point he ran into Tom Foolery.
Tom: Hey. Hey. It's the famish guy.
Ditto: Yeah.. I guess it is.
Tom: Aren't आप the chief of police.
Ditto: Uh huh.
Tom: What brings आप here?.. All out of डोनट in Canterlot.
Audience: *laughs*
Ditto: ............ What the hell was that!?
Tom: Sorry. I can't get rid of them.
Ditto: Ahh.. Celestia was complain about the same thing yesterday., she ordered me to scare them off., It took less effect then आप might think it would.
Audience: (laughs)
Tom: Anyway. What do आप want.. Sir?
Ditto: Well.... I'm...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Special guest तारा, स्टार Stephanie from SeanTheHedgehog

Episode 76: Foul Ball
Date: August 11, 1958
Location:...
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posted by BlackPetals
Boo. I've come back from the grave to write और बिना सोचे समझे things. Seriously, this time. I believe I've improved as a writer, after several stories a few dozen poems and about ten लेखन classes. So, let's see how this goes.

A slender but sturdy नारंगी, ऑरेंज mare bucked her hind legs, her hooves thumping into a tree. Apples fell like rain, overflowing the buckets and coaxing a smile. A few feet away, a canary-coated mare flinched, letting out a squeak. "It- it's very l-loud..." She mumbled, cheeks pink. The नारंगी, ऑरेंज mate laughed. "Of course it is, Fluttershy. All hard work produces noise." The mare's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
We are introduced to one of the police ponies in this fanfiction. Master Sword. He was a corporal, and wanted to be promoted, but the only way to do that was to make thirty arrests. He only needed one more.

Master Sword: Hmm, what have we here? *Sees a mare standing द्वारा a car*
Night Frizz: *Putting air into one of the tires for her car*
Master Sword: *Puts on sirens*
Night Frizz: What did I do?
Master Sword: *Talking into loudspeaker* Ma'am, आप have parked too close to a आग hydrant.
Night Frizz: But I'm no where near the आग hydrant.
Master Sword: The law says आप have to park ten hooves, or...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor, deviantart
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor, deviantart
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joycreator
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bob found Burt at the bar. He was drinking some alcohol.

Bob: Burt, may I talk to you?
Burt: Oh, sure thing Bob. What would आप like to talk about?
Bob: I heard from your wife that आप threatened to beat her up if आप saw her again.
Burt: Yes I did. Have आप seen her?
Bob: No.
Burt: Oh well. Why don't आप have some drinks with me? You'll प्यार it.
Bob: How many did आप have?
Burt: Oh, about six so far.
Waiter: *Arrives* Would आप like another drink?
Burt: Yes, and get one for me friend too.
Bob: Right. I want one too.
Waiter: Coming up. *Goes to get drink*
Bob: So anyway, why would आप want to beat...
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Pinkie Pie:Rainbow Dash!
Rainbow Dash:Yes,master!
Trixie:You idiot pony,go and get another of those that आप call"pony friends"
Rainbow Dash:Yes,master.*leaves*

Twilight:We must stay together.
Apple Jack:You're damn right.If we leave eachother,Trixie will get us all.
Rainbow Dash:Like to see me here?
Twilight:Rainbow,why are आप so...um..grey?
Rainbow Dash:You don't need to know.And I am here to take,Apple Jack.
Twilight:No,if I stop you.
Rainbow Dash:Nothing can stop me now!*takes सेब Jack*
Apple Jack:Save your self's.
Rarity:Oh,no,they take'd सेब Jack.
Flutter Shy:Twilight,I am scared.
Twilight:Don't...
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