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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Parcival
Parcival
It was a rainy दिन in Canterlot, या should I say night. P was on her computer typing something for several hours ever since Con Mane was shot to death.

Commander Con Mane was a wonderful agent. Though he got careless in a couple of his assignments, most of them were done with precision, and a razor sharp mind.

That was as far as P could go, until she decided to go to bed. It was 11:30 PM when she stopped. She'd work on it again when she woke up.

The अगला morning, P had to ride to a place in Canterlot, where she would be talking with another pony.

At the building.

Parcival: I appreciate आप coming here today P.
P: Not a problem. What are we talking about?
Parcival: I've had a chat with the princesses, and they think that आप oughta retire. You've done an excellent job working for the CIE.
P: Who कहा my job was finished?
Parcival: We did. आप really think आप want to stay in control of the CIE?
P: Yes! I लॉस्ट an agent, and I'll do anything to get him back.
Parcival: आप should take this retirement with और dignity.
P: Fuck dignity. That's what got me to lose 0007. *walks away*

After the "Very good" meeting, Pinkie was on her way back to the CIE HQ

Driver: P? We're getting a strange signal coming from our laptop? What about you?
P: I got it too! Where's it coming from?
Driver: We can't tell! It says it's at Melvin Street, house number 32-
P: That's where our headquarters are!!
Driver: *goes fast*
Police: *blocking off bridge*
P: Oh for crying out loud! *walks toward cops* हटाइए आप shitheads! Don't आप recognize the car?

Suddenly an explosion occured. And it came from the HQ of the Central Intelligence of Equestria.

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Dr. Silver made it to her ज्वर भाता, ज्वालामुखी lair, but she did not notice Con was on चोटी, शीर्ष of her car.

Con: *Gets off of car*
Dr. Silver: Huh? *looks around*
Con: *Still invisible*
Dr. Silver: *Walks in*
Con: *gets rid of invisibility spell*
Itic: *Walks out of base* Con.
Con: Itic. Follow me. We've got to stop Dr. Silver.
Itic: Right. She plans to destroy an episode of Hawaii Five-O.
Con: But that's a good show. If she destroys that, everypony will be mad. *Climbs up volcano*
Itic: *Follows*
Griffons: *Flying helicopters*
Con: *Turns himself, and Itic invisible*
Griffons: *Fly to चोटी, शीर्ष of volcano*
Itic: *teleports...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Mrs. Donatello
Mrs. Donatello
My last class of the दिन was english with Mrs. Donatello.

Mrs. Donatello: Ok, today we are going to read Romeo & Juliet द्वारा William Shakespeare. And we all know what he was famous for, right?
Rafe: (making the most boring stories in all of Equestria)
Mrs. Donatello: This story is a little advanced, but I think you're up for it.
Allison: I'll help with handing out the scripts.
Mrs. Donatello: Ok, thank you. Now let's go over the parts you'll be reading. Rafe, I think you'll make an excellent Paris.
Ponies: *laughing*
Rafe: Why do I have to read a fillie's part?
Mrs. Donatello: Paris is a stallion....
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posted by Canada24
Arthur Note: There's a reference to the Simpsons in this chapter. But I'll leave it for आप readers to figure out what part it is.
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Prime Spike finished sending a letter to princess Celestia.

"I still doubt that she'll believe us.. I mean, I'm wait here and I don't believe it"

"Well. It dosen't hurt.. Besides we still had to tell we're coming. Not polite to दिखाना up unannounced" prime Pinkie relied.

"Hey, hot ones.. Wazzzzzzup!" Dragonowitiz announced suddenly revealing himself.

"Oh god, it's him again" prime Pinkie...
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In recess....

Chrysalis: Okay colts, what do आप all wanna play?
Discord: Hmmmm.....checkers?
Sombra: Too boring! Soccer!
Celestia: Too rough, Sombra. How about tennis?
Luna: BUT I SUCK IN TENNIS!
Chrysalis: How about we all play freeze tag?
All: *nods*
Celestia: I'll be it. I'm counting to ten! *giggles* 1...2....3....4...
All: *runs off*
Celestia: 5678910! Here I go!!! *looks around and spots Sombra*
Sombra: Shoot. She found me! *runs*
Celestia: *starts to fly* आप can run, but can't hide!!!

With Chrysalis, hiding behind some bushes....

Chrysalis: They'll never find me! *giggles* *gasp* I forgot about...
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Saten Twist was called into his manager's office, just outside of Los Angeles Union Passenger Terminal. He was sitting in the hallway, waiting to go inside.

Greg: *Arrives with Jake*
Saten: आप got called here too, huh?
Greg: Now I know what this is about.
Jake: It's because we got in a fight at the bar yesterday. I technically shouldn't be here since I did not engage in any hostile activity.
Saten: आप still started the fight.
Manager: *Opens the door* Come in gentlemen.

The four stallions continued the conversation in the office.

Manager: Fighting another टट्टू in a bar. Really?
Jake: Technically I...
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Stallions: *Playing pool*
Santa Fe टट्टू 59: *Walks in with Saten Twist* Look who's back everypony!
Stallions: Saten Twist!!
Saten Twist: *Sits down at the bar* हे fellas.
Bartender: Hi Saten. *Gives him a glass of beer* The usual, just for you. You've got my wife to that business meeting in Flagstaff in time like आप promised, so this is on the house.
Saten Twist: Thanks. *Gives him a quarter* Say hi to everyone else in the family for me.
Bartender: Will do.
Greg: *Walks over from a table* Hey, Saten. How was your run from Albuquerque?
Saten Twist: Wonderful, as usual.
Greg: Good to hear....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
4:43 AM. It was still very dark.

Robert: *Walking through the station with a tray of garbage*

He went into the kitchen, placed it on a table, and climbed to the roof.

Robert: *Walking on the roof to a power switch. On his way, a tile goes down, landing on a lower section of the roof*

When he got to the switch, he played with it to make the air raid siren go on.

German Ponies: *Stop what they're doing, and listen to the siren* AIR RAID!! *Shutting off the lights* INSIDE!!
Colonel Von Waldheim: NO! No no, keep working!!!!

But no one listened to him.

Labiche: *Walks to the station with Didont,...
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posted by AquaMarine6663
Blue Fedora slowly followed Dragon Spout as she trotted up to the Museum of Canterlot. She entered the building, and gazed around. “Hmm… let’s try the third floor.” She said, pointing with her hoof to a room on a spiraling staircase. Blue Fedora sat down, his legs starting to ache even और at the thought of the treacherous climb that lay ahead of him. “Can we rest up a bit?” he asked her. “No! Every सेकंड we’re wasting, the ड्रॅगन्स are one सेकंड closer to migrating! I can’t miss it!” she said, charging up the stairs. He sighed and slowly followed. They were in a museum...
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