आप may not believe this, but this is how Derpy was born.
It all started in Frenchtown New Jersey, a quaint little city, with many friendly people, right अगला to the delware river. However on the other side of Frenchtown was a place in Pennsylvania taken over द्वारा the Japanese military. It found a new weapon that can make people unborn when they do a certain thing.
Two soldiers, Suzanne, and Josh were assigned to destroy a bridge in the Pennsy side of the delaware river, then return to Washington D.C once the mission was done.
Suzanne: What are we destroying this bridge for?
Josh: So the japanese cannot get into Frenchtown.
Suzanne: They'll find a way once we destroy it.
Josh: It's just going to buy us some time. Once they get past, they'll have defenses to attack.
Suzanne: This isn't worth it. *runs*
Josh: Get back here private!
Suzanne: No
Josh: Do as I say, या you'll die!
Japanese captain: आग the unborn weapon
Japanese Corporal: *shoots Suzanne*
Suzanne: *falls*
Josh: आप japanese fucks! *shoots corporal*
Captain: *grabs rpg* Sayōnara. *shoots Josh*
After that U.S helicopters arrived, and the Japanese retreated.
Suzanne: *wakes up* Where am I? Josh?
Josh: Hello asshole. आप happy? I'm dead now.
Suzanne: Then how are you-
Josh: I'm in your imagination. Now listen, don't go over the delaware river. That's what the japs want आप to do so that you'll be unborn.
Suzanne: I have to though.
Josh: Obviously आप don't understand. If आप पार करना, क्रॉस the delaware river, you'll be unborn!
Suzanne: I don't care. I can't even remember what my name is, I've gone cross-eyed, and-
Josh: Don't do it
Suzanne: I WANT MUFFINS! *walks toward bridge*
Josh: Ok, so आप really can't remember your own name?
Suzanne: Yup. Infact, I can't remember anything.
Josh: Alright. Your name is Derpy.
Suzanne: I प्यार that name!
Josh: Good, because that's who आप are.
Suzanne: What about my last name?
Josh: Uh let's see here, *looks at feet* Feet.
Suzanne: Derpy Feet! I प्यार it!
Josh: Great. So आप really wanna पार करना, क्रॉस the delware?
Suzanne: I have to. I'm gonna get some muffins!
Josh: Alright, but if आप get any closer to the other side, आप get younger.
Suzanne: Really? How old am i now?
Josh: 50. Now about आप being unborn.
Suzanne: *gets on bridge* I wonder what kind of muffins they have. या maybe even..
Josh: As I was saying.
Suzanne: BUBBLES!
Josh: Will आप stop talking?! That'll make आप unborn before आप even get across, and there's something important I have to tell you.
Suzanne: *nods head*
Josh: When आप do become unborn, there's a possibility that you'll be reborn, but as a different species in a different world.
Suzanne: Whatever, let's just get muffins.
Josh: Keep talking, and it won't happen. Right now आप are 35. Let's keep going.
Suzanne: *continues walking*
Josh. 33. 32
Suzanne: Why are आप counting?
Josh: Twenty two.
Suzanne: sorry.
Josh: 12. Almost there. 11
Suzanne: *walks*
Josh: 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. And..
Suzanne: *gets into Frenchtown*
Josh: you're unborn.
Meanwhile in Equestria.
Nurse: Sir, your new बछेड़ा, फोल is here.
Hungry: What is it?
Nurse: It's a filly!
Hungry: Alright.
Wife: She has the same color mane as you.
Hungry: And the fur.
Nurse: What will आप name your foal?
Derpy: derp.
hungry: Derpy.
And that's how Derpy was born. She was always having fun, even when she broke the rules.
The End.
It all started in Frenchtown New Jersey, a quaint little city, with many friendly people, right अगला to the delware river. However on the other side of Frenchtown was a place in Pennsylvania taken over द्वारा the Japanese military. It found a new weapon that can make people unborn when they do a certain thing.
Two soldiers, Suzanne, and Josh were assigned to destroy a bridge in the Pennsy side of the delaware river, then return to Washington D.C once the mission was done.
Suzanne: What are we destroying this bridge for?
Josh: So the japanese cannot get into Frenchtown.
Suzanne: They'll find a way once we destroy it.
Josh: It's just going to buy us some time. Once they get past, they'll have defenses to attack.
Suzanne: This isn't worth it. *runs*
Josh: Get back here private!
Suzanne: No
Josh: Do as I say, या you'll die!
Japanese captain: आग the unborn weapon
Japanese Corporal: *shoots Suzanne*
Suzanne: *falls*
Josh: आप japanese fucks! *shoots corporal*
Captain: *grabs rpg* Sayōnara. *shoots Josh*
After that U.S helicopters arrived, and the Japanese retreated.
Suzanne: *wakes up* Where am I? Josh?
Josh: Hello asshole. आप happy? I'm dead now.
Suzanne: Then how are you-
Josh: I'm in your imagination. Now listen, don't go over the delaware river. That's what the japs want आप to do so that you'll be unborn.
Suzanne: I have to though.
Josh: Obviously आप don't understand. If आप पार करना, क्रॉस the delaware river, you'll be unborn!
Suzanne: I don't care. I can't even remember what my name is, I've gone cross-eyed, and-
Josh: Don't do it
Suzanne: I WANT MUFFINS! *walks toward bridge*
Josh: Ok, so आप really can't remember your own name?
Suzanne: Yup. Infact, I can't remember anything.
Josh: Alright. Your name is Derpy.
Suzanne: I प्यार that name!
Josh: Good, because that's who आप are.
Suzanne: What about my last name?
Josh: Uh let's see here, *looks at feet* Feet.
Suzanne: Derpy Feet! I प्यार it!
Josh: Great. So आप really wanna पार करना, क्रॉस the delware?
Suzanne: I have to. I'm gonna get some muffins!
Josh: Alright, but if आप get any closer to the other side, आप get younger.
Suzanne: Really? How old am i now?
Josh: 50. Now about आप being unborn.
Suzanne: *gets on bridge* I wonder what kind of muffins they have. या maybe even..
Josh: As I was saying.
Suzanne: BUBBLES!
Josh: Will आप stop talking?! That'll make आप unborn before आप even get across, and there's something important I have to tell you.
Suzanne: *nods head*
Josh: When आप do become unborn, there's a possibility that you'll be reborn, but as a different species in a different world.
Suzanne: Whatever, let's just get muffins.
Josh: Keep talking, and it won't happen. Right now आप are 35. Let's keep going.
Suzanne: *continues walking*
Josh. 33. 32
Suzanne: Why are आप counting?
Josh: Twenty two.
Suzanne: sorry.
Josh: 12. Almost there. 11
Suzanne: *walks*
Josh: 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. And..
Suzanne: *gets into Frenchtown*
Josh: you're unborn.
Meanwhile in Equestria.
Nurse: Sir, your new बछेड़ा, फोल is here.
Hungry: What is it?
Nurse: It's a filly!
Hungry: Alright.
Wife: She has the same color mane as you.
Hungry: And the fur.
Nurse: What will आप name your foal?
Derpy: derp.
hungry: Derpy.
And that's how Derpy was born. She was always having fun, even when she broke the rules.
The End.
Christine Hooves (Derpy's mom)
Hungry Hooves (Derpy's dad)
Rocks.
They are everywhere.
Igneous, sedimentary, and others anywhere.
Great, big, tall, and even small.
Square, triangular, and round overall.
Rocks.
Rocks.
They are grey.
Others are black, some white, and yellow as hay.
रंग galore! Greatness from rocks and more!
And use them like a door.
Rocks.
Rocks.
Soft, like powdered sugar, या harder than solid oak.
Be wise with a rock and don't be a bloke.
Gems are rocks, and very pretty, too.
Many are colored red, yellow, green and blue.
Rocks.
Rocks.
Cut them into shapes.
Shapes such as triangles, like crépes.
Turn them into spheres, prisms and cubes.
It's good to make little rock cubes.
Rocks.
They are everywhere.
Igneous, sedimentary, and others anywhere.
Great, big, tall, and even small.
Square, triangular, and round overall.
Rocks.
Rocks.
They are grey.
Others are black, some white, and yellow as hay.
रंग galore! Greatness from rocks and more!
And use them like a door.
Rocks.
Rocks.
Soft, like powdered sugar, या harder than solid oak.
Be wise with a rock and don't be a bloke.
Gems are rocks, and very pretty, too.
Many are colored red, yellow, green and blue.
Rocks.
Rocks.
Cut them into shapes.
Shapes such as triangles, like crépes.
Turn them into spheres, prisms and cubes.
It's good to make little rock cubes.
Rocks.
