It was a wonderful दिन in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.
Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering और ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: आप really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot आप in the arm! Why aren't आप bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore.
Discord: That's it, you're screwed! Everypony, drop the nuke!
koreans: *drop nuke*
Con: Oh, fu- *wakes up* Oh thank goodness. It was only a dream.
Con's cell phone then started to ring
Con: Mane here
P: Con? Discord is back.
Con: And too bad I just woke up. *hangs up*
Fillies, and gentlecolts! I present to आप the 6th Con Mane adventure, On Celestia's Secret Service
Starring
Doughnut Joe.................................Con Mane
Rarity..............................................Rareesa
Discord................... .....Ernst Staverald Discord
Pinkie Pie.............................................P
Spike....................................................S
Fenix Lighter....................................Himself
German ponies................................Good guys
Swedish & Korean ponies................Bad guys
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Yeah, not many cars in this one.
Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering और ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: आप really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot आप in the arm! Why aren't आप bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore.
Discord: That's it, you're screwed! Everypony, drop the nuke!
koreans: *drop nuke*
Con: Oh, fu- *wakes up* Oh thank goodness. It was only a dream.
Con's cell phone then started to ring
Con: Mane here
P: Con? Discord is back.
Con: And too bad I just woke up. *hangs up*
Fillies, and gentlecolts! I present to आप the 6th Con Mane adventure, On Celestia's Secret Service
Starring
Doughnut Joe.................................Con Mane
Rarity..............................................Rareesa
Discord................... .....Ernst Staverald Discord
Pinkie Pie.............................................P
Spike....................................................S
Fenix Lighter....................................Himself
German ponies................................Good guys
Swedish & Korean ponies................Bad guys
Cars provided by
Chevronet
Coltillac
Yeah, not many cars in this one.
"Books and Magic hold the answers" Dawn Bright
so as we all know, because FiM ended its run last October, Hasbro decided to pull the plug on Equestria Girls too.... without even bothering to giving it a proper close. 'cause Holidays Unwrapped sure as hell ain't no finale (not even close).
but the सवाल is: did EqG really deserve to be cancelled like that? my answer: no. say what आप want about how Hasbro treated this spin-off franchise during its lifetime, but to me personally, i think EqG had a shot at having a real conclusion (and to an extent, even a great one). there still were a lotta बिना उत्तर सवालों and stories to be told here. EqG might've just been a spin-off, but i say it still had potential. i mean, it was definitely better than the shit we got now (lookin' at you, टट्टू Life!).
but at the end of the day, Hasbro is the big boss. if they want something to end, there's nothing that can stop them. so, as much as it sucked to see get cancelled so abruptly, it was the final decision.
but the सवाल is: did EqG really deserve to be cancelled like that? my answer: no. say what आप want about how Hasbro treated this spin-off franchise during its lifetime, but to me personally, i think EqG had a shot at having a real conclusion (and to an extent, even a great one). there still were a lotta बिना उत्तर सवालों and stories to be told here. EqG might've just been a spin-off, but i say it still had potential. i mean, it was definitely better than the shit we got now (lookin' at you, टट्टू Life!).
but at the end of the day, Hasbro is the big boss. if they want something to end, there's nothing that can stop them. so, as much as it sucked to see get cancelled so abruptly, it was the final decision.
