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After returning from St. Foalis we discovered that इंद्रधनुष Dash was no where to be seen.

Sean: Where'd she go?
Pinkie Pie: She went to be with Scootaloo.

The two pegasi were at Cloudsdale celebrating for Scootaloo. She just passed flight school, and the two were having lunch together.

Scootaloo: Everypony thought I was amazing.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: They sure did. What kind of पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा do आप want?
Scootaloo: One with sausage, and onions.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Good choices. And to drink?
Scootaloo: I guess I'll have a Dr. Whoover.

इंद्रधनुष Dash went to order the pizza, and drinks when she noticed a alicorn fly by.

इंद्रधनुष Dash: Can I have a pie of sausage, with onions?
cashier: Sure. Coming right up.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Thank you.
Scootaloo: Did आप get our order?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: It'll be here soon.
japanese pony23: इंद्रधनुष Dash?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Yeah what?
japanese pony23: Fuku Hakumara sends his regards *kills इंद्रधनुष Dash*
Scootaloo: आप asshole!
Japanese pony23: *kills scootaloo* Anyone erse wanna carr me an asshore?
customers: no.

Fluttershy found इंद्रधनुष Dash in the पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा खरीडिए two days ago, so when Rarity tried to bring her back to life, it didn't work.

Applejack: How come it worked when ya brought me back to life?
Rarity: I have to do it under 24 hours.
Applejack: We need dash back now!
Dan: Alright, we need to make a plan to kill the leaders of the other mafias, and have Rarity time travel to the दिन before इंद्रधनुष Dash's death.
Pinkie Pie: But who's going to lead us?
Dan: I will.

So Dan's plan was set. But he had to go to a baptism and have others get the job done.

Reverend: We are gathered here today to have this beautiful बछेड़ा, फोल baptized, and give him a godfather.
Mike: *loads pistol*
Reverend: Dan. Do आप believe in god?
Dan: I do.
Pinkie Pie: *polishes car*
Sean: *dresses up as police officer*
Reverend: And in येशु chirst, his son?
Dan: I do?

While Dan was going through the baptism we were getting ready for killing the other bosses.

Sean: Get outta the car.
Boris: What?
Sean: Get outta the car.
Pinkie Pie: *climbing stairs*
Mike: *getting shave*
reverend: The बछेड़ा, फोल named Leonardo Donatelli will be baptized soon, but first we must go through the ritual
russians: What's going on?
Sean: Giving this टट्टू a ticket for parking near a आग hydrant.
Mike: *waits द्वारा stairs*
Pinkie Pie: *waits द्वारा elevator*
John: *getting massage*
Reverend: Dan. Do आप renounce Satan?
Nickel: I thought I killed you!!
Pinkie Pie: *kicks Nick, and shoots him*
Dan: I do renounce them.
Fluttershy: *walks into room*
John: Shouldn't आप wait before I finish?
Fluttershy: *kills John*
Reverend: And all his works?
Mike: *climbs up stairs*
Fuku: *walks into slidedoor*
Mike: *locks door*
Fuku: REAVE ME ARONE! I'RR USE MAGIC!!
Mike: *kills Fuku*
Dan: I do renounce them.
Rarity & Applejack: *barge into room*
greaser leader: Hey!
mare 23: WE'RE HAVING SEX!
Rarity & Applejack: *kill both ponies*
reverend: And all his prompts?
Dan: I do renounce them
Sean: *kills 3 russians*
Boris: *runs up stairs*
Sean: *shoots boris*
Boris: *rolls down stairs dead*
Sean: *drives away*
Reverend: Dan. Will आप be baptized?
Dan: I will.
Reverend: *baptizes foal* Dan, go to peace, and may Celestia be with you. A-stallion.

It was all over, and इंद्रधनुष Dash was alive again just as it all ended.

इंद्रधनुष Dash: But not all of it's over.
Mike: What do आप mean?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Before we leave this city, there is still one और टट्टू we have to deal with.

And which टट्टू might that be? And why do they want that टट्टू dead?

अगला part will be पोस्टेड tomorrow.
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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posted by karinabrony
 Babs Seed
Babs Seed
Babs Seed~

[Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo]
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[Apple Bloom]
First, we thought that Babs was so really, really sweet
A new friend to have, and it seemed like such a treat
[Scootaloo]
But then, we found the truth; she's just a bully from the east
She went from Babs, yeah, to a bully and a beast
[Apple Bloom]
Everywhere we turn, she's just a step ahead
[Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo]
Babs Seed, Babs Seed, what we gonna do?
Got a bully on our tail
Gotta hide, we gotta bail
Babs Seed, Babs Seed, if she's after you
Gotta run, we gotta...
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posted by Canada24
 (these three will be paired up for most of the story)
(these three will be paired up for most of the story)
A FEW WEEKS LATER!

Jappleack finally ended up telling about her adventures in Prime Ponyville, as Pinkie and Dragonowitiz finally seemed interested, for whatever reason.

"Did आप see me!?" Dragonowitiz cried excitedly.

"No. Just Twilight and myself" Jappleack replied.

"Oh well.. Still sounds so totally far out" Dragonowitiz replied.

Jappleack also had the pair of them promise not to go into the portal. They both agreed not to. Feeling satisfied Jappleack started leaving.

"I'm going in the portal" Dragonowitiz announced, the direct moment Jappleack left them.

Pinkie gasped "But Spiiiiike.. आप sai-...
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posted by applejackrocks1
It was 5:00 in the morning, everypony was sleeping. BUT, Applejack, who is a hard worker, was already showered and working on feeding the animals. She fed the Chickens, geese, turkeys, Parrots, cows, pigs, ducks, and of course, her pet Winona. She yawned as she head back into the House. She looked around, wondering what to feed her family...

Applejack: Hmmm....OH! I GOT IT!

Little Applebloom walked slowly into the kitchen...

AB: Sis? What are आप doing up so early?
Applejack: Just making breakfast, that's it...*grabs eggs*
AB: OH! Can we have bacon??!
Applejack: Sorry sis, we don't have enough money...
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posted by Magicalgirl12
Once upon a time there lived a टट्टू named Trixie. Trixie was a दिखाना off and she act to everyone that she was the best at magic और than any other unicorn. She treated everybody in ponyville horrible. When they saw Twilight Sparkle put the Ursa Major's' baby back in the cave with her powerful magic. They were all amazed. When that happened they started making fun of Trixie. Trixie couldn't take any और of it and she ran far away from ponyville. She ran and ran. She was getting hungry and thirsty. She needed some खाना and some water. She walked to a small टट्टू village. She could hardly walk...
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AUTHOR NOTE Hey everypony! Ive finally written the Grimdark story i promised you. There will be some कपकेक shoutouts, so if आप haven't read Cupcakes, please do. टिप्पणियाँ will be very much appreciated!
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Rainbow Dash's body was found in the Sugarcube Corner's basement द्वारा the Cakes. Most of the organs were missing, the wings had been torn off, and the face and cutiemark had been cut off. The Royal Guards were alerted and Pinkie was caught and imprisoned. Even though Pinkie कहा she was sorry, her expression कहा a different story. A week after...
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Continuation to Drawing Destiny. I got bored, so yeah. Just like the पूर्व installment, its based on creepypastas, और specifically Jeff the Killer. Please टिप्पणी दे and stuff.
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Rarity's funeral was a week after her remains were found. Twilight had discovered the corpse in the boutique when she had gone searching for a type of gem to use in a spell. Hidden behind a सोफ़ा, सोफे she discovered Sweetie Belle. She had bloodshot eyes and was trembling uncontrolablly. Twilight, the Royal Guards, even Princess Celestia had all attempted to interview the traumatized filly, but it was all in vane. After...
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My Little Pony,
My Little टट्टू ,
What is friendship all about?
My Little Pony,
My Little Pony,
Friendship is magic!
(My Little Pony)
I used to wander what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until आप all shared this magic with me.
When I was young I was to busy to make any friends.
Such silliness did not seem worth the effort it expends.
But my little ponies आप opened up my eyes.
And now the truth is crystal clear as spendid summer skies.
And it's such a wonderful surprise.
(My Little Pony)
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until आप all shared its magic with me.
When danger...
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Ok. This is my first लेख based on my opinion. If आप want me to write another लेख on something else, feel free to ask me.

The topic in सवाल right now: Cloppers

Yes आप heard me cloppers. If आप don't know what a clopper is, it is a person who masturbates to the Pornographic version of My Little टट्टू (pictures, videos, games, etc.)

When I see bronies bashing other bronies because they are cloppers, it sickens me. What ever happened to the motto, "Love and Tolerate?" Yet bronies are not tolerating cloppers.

If आप notice there is a clopper, why should that bother आप in anyway? It's...
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