आप know you're Poseidon's kid when...

1)Water bottles explode when you're angry

2)Every vacation आप go on is to a समुद्र तट या lake

3)You sometimes forget your फ्रेंड्स can't breathe underwater

4)The only Blade आप use on फल Ninja is the water blade (with the tsunami background of course)

5)You've been jet-sking, whitewater rafting, tubing, and cliff-diving but dislike "extreme sports"

6)Dolphins and मछली follow आप in the water, which आप find creepy

7)Horses feel the need to call आप boss

8)You have a collection of dorky ocean metaphors that no one understands

9)You fight the urge to hide under your बिस्तर during thunderstorms

10)Songs on your IPod seem to be all द्वारा Jimmy Buffet

11)You track घर enough sand in your shoes at the end of the दिन to build a sandcastle Taj Mahal

12)When people go to the समुद्र तट but don't get in the water, आप try to not go all Incredible Hulk on them

13)You have a collection of sand dollars for bribing sea-spirits

14)Most of your clothes are blue या green

15)You try not to immediately put out every आग आप see

16)Cold and snow are foreign concepts

17)You blame yourself for not stopping any and every ocean accident

18)Your eyes change from blue to green to gray depending on the calmness of the seas, and you're hair's wavy from all the times you've been in the ocean

19)When everyone else runs away at high tide, आप run straight in

20)You hate it when people compare आप to Percy

21)You own और pairs of sunglasses than आप own shoes

22)You feel awkward when आप eat seafood

23)You always go down to the समुद्र तट to watch the sunrise

24)People don't usually understand how exhausting it is to summon hurricanes, and ask आप to do it often

25)If आप were in the Hunger Games, you'd be from District 4

26)You've been stung द्वारा jellyfish as much as normal people get stung द्वारा bees

27)What's a sunburn? I only tan

28)Your room is littered with seashells

29)Sometimes आप find crabs still in these shells the अगला दिन and have to bring them back to the beach

30)You sometimes compare your swimming records to Micheal Phelps'. आप always win.

31)You've spent hours play GoFish with Naiads

32)Your diet consists of Cokes, Hershey bars, and other खाना sold at the beach

33)You find it strange when people have to ask what the glowing dinoflagellates are on the समुद्र तट at night, you've known forever

34)You like Trident brand gum the best

35)People often look to आप for advice

36)You're a leader

37)You find red tide extremely annoying

38) You've gone swimming and ran straight into an eight foot shark, and kept going like it was nothing

39)You find seagulls as average as pigeons, so see them so much

40) आप प्यार the salty smell of the ocean and the feeling of sand between your toes, no matter how much other people hate it

41)You've managed to make plenty of enemies on Olympus

42)You can telepathically talk with every creature of the sea. Some are rather annoying.

43)^Sea turtles are actually not bad to talk to

44)^^Whales only care about food

45)If the Minotaur keeps coming back to fight you, the entire केबिन will be full of his horns

46)Seaweed tastes disgusting, no matter how healthy the Aphrodite kids say it is

47) आप have to stay away from the Aphrodite kids, या they'll try to straiten your hair

48)People sometimes mistake आप for a child of Athena

49) You'd do anything for your friends.

50) Any/all of the above, OR....
A glowing green trident appears above your head during capture the flag