आप know you're Poseidon's kid when...
1)Water bottles explode when you're angry
2)Every vacation आप go on is to a समुद्र तट या lake
3)You sometimes forget your फ्रेंड्स can't breathe underwater
4)The only Blade आप use on फल Ninja is the water blade (with the tsunami background of course)
5)You've been jet-sking, whitewater rafting, tubing, and cliff-diving but dislike "extreme sports"
6)Dolphins and मछली follow आप in the water, which आप find creepy
7)Horses feel the need to call आप boss
8)You have a collection of dorky ocean metaphors that no one understands
9)You fight the urge to hide under your बिस्तर during thunderstorms
10)Songs on your IPod seem to be all द्वारा Jimmy Buffet
11)You track घर enough sand in your shoes at the end of the दिन to build a sandcastle Taj Mahal
12)When people go to the समुद्र तट but don't get in the water, आप try to not go all Incredible Hulk on them
13)You have a collection of sand dollars for bribing sea-spirits
14)Most of your clothes are blue या green
15)You try not to immediately put out every आग आप see
16)Cold and snow are foreign concepts
17)You blame yourself for not stopping any and every ocean accident
18)Your eyes change from blue to green to gray depending on the calmness of the seas, and you're hair's wavy from all the times you've been in the ocean
19)When everyone else runs away at high tide, आप run straight in
20)You hate it when people compare आप to Percy
21)You own और pairs of sunglasses than आप own shoes
22)You feel awkward when आप eat seafood
23)You always go down to the समुद्र तट to watch the sunrise
24)People don't usually understand how exhausting it is to summon hurricanes, and ask आप to do it often
25)If आप were in the Hunger Games, you'd be from District 4
26)You've been stung द्वारा jellyfish as much as normal people get stung द्वारा bees
27)What's a sunburn? I only tan
28)Your room is littered with seashells
29)Sometimes आप find crabs still in these shells the अगला दिन and have to bring them back to the beach
30)You sometimes compare your swimming records to Micheal Phelps'. आप always win.
31)You've spent hours play GoFish with Naiads
32)Your diet consists of Cokes, Hershey bars, and other खाना sold at the beach
33)You find it strange when people have to ask what the glowing dinoflagellates are on the समुद्र तट at night, you've known forever
34)You like Trident brand gum the best
35)People often look to आप for advice
36)You're a leader
37)You find red tide extremely annoying
38) You've gone swimming and ran straight into an eight foot shark, and kept going like it was nothing
39)You find seagulls as average as pigeons, so see them so much
40) आप प्यार the salty smell of the ocean and the feeling of sand between your toes, no matter how much other people hate it
41)You've managed to make plenty of enemies on Olympus
42)You can telepathically talk with every creature of the sea. Some are rather annoying.
43)^Sea turtles are actually not bad to talk to
44)^^Whales only care about food
45)If the Minotaur keeps coming back to fight you, the entire केबिन will be full of his horns
46)Seaweed tastes disgusting, no matter how healthy the Aphrodite kids say it is
47) आप have to stay away from the Aphrodite kids, या they'll try to straiten your hair
48)People sometimes mistake आप for a child of Athena
49) You'd do anything for your friends.
50) Any/all of the above, OR....
A glowing green trident appears above your head during capture the flag
1)Water bottles explode when you're angry
2)Every vacation आप go on is to a समुद्र तट या lake
3)You sometimes forget your फ्रेंड्स can't breathe underwater
4)The only Blade आप use on फल Ninja is the water blade (with the tsunami background of course)
5)You've been jet-sking, whitewater rafting, tubing, and cliff-diving but dislike "extreme sports"
6)Dolphins and मछली follow आप in the water, which आप find creepy
7)Horses feel the need to call आप boss
8)You have a collection of dorky ocean metaphors that no one understands
9)You fight the urge to hide under your बिस्तर during thunderstorms
10)Songs on your IPod seem to be all द्वारा Jimmy Buffet
11)You track घर enough sand in your shoes at the end of the दिन to build a sandcastle Taj Mahal
12)When people go to the समुद्र तट but don't get in the water, आप try to not go all Incredible Hulk on them
13)You have a collection of sand dollars for bribing sea-spirits
14)Most of your clothes are blue या green
15)You try not to immediately put out every आग आप see
16)Cold and snow are foreign concepts
17)You blame yourself for not stopping any and every ocean accident
18)Your eyes change from blue to green to gray depending on the calmness of the seas, and you're hair's wavy from all the times you've been in the ocean
19)When everyone else runs away at high tide, आप run straight in
20)You hate it when people compare आप to Percy
21)You own और pairs of sunglasses than आप own shoes
22)You feel awkward when आप eat seafood
23)You always go down to the समुद्र तट to watch the sunrise
24)People don't usually understand how exhausting it is to summon hurricanes, and ask आप to do it often
25)If आप were in the Hunger Games, you'd be from District 4
26)You've been stung द्वारा jellyfish as much as normal people get stung द्वारा bees
27)What's a sunburn? I only tan
28)Your room is littered with seashells
29)Sometimes आप find crabs still in these shells the अगला दिन and have to bring them back to the beach
30)You sometimes compare your swimming records to Micheal Phelps'. आप always win.
31)You've spent hours play GoFish with Naiads
32)Your diet consists of Cokes, Hershey bars, and other खाना sold at the beach
33)You find it strange when people have to ask what the glowing dinoflagellates are on the समुद्र तट at night, you've known forever
34)You like Trident brand gum the best
35)People often look to आप for advice
36)You're a leader
37)You find red tide extremely annoying
38) You've gone swimming and ran straight into an eight foot shark, and kept going like it was nothing
39)You find seagulls as average as pigeons, so see them so much
40) आप प्यार the salty smell of the ocean and the feeling of sand between your toes, no matter how much other people hate it
41)You've managed to make plenty of enemies on Olympus
42)You can telepathically talk with every creature of the sea. Some are rather annoying.
43)^Sea turtles are actually not bad to talk to
44)^^Whales only care about food
45)If the Minotaur keeps coming back to fight you, the entire केबिन will be full of his horns
46)Seaweed tastes disgusting, no matter how healthy the Aphrodite kids say it is
47) आप have to stay away from the Aphrodite kids, या they'll try to straiten your hair
48)People sometimes mistake आप for a child of Athena
49) You'd do anything for your friends.
50) Any/all of the above, OR....
A glowing green trident appears above your head during capture the flag