I was out hiking in the woods with a few फ्रेंड्स of mine, when we all got लॉस्ट and accidentally विभाजित करें, विभक्त करें up. Unfortunately, I got myself into the middle of the forest, and now I have NO idea how to get home.
For about an घंटा या so, I sat on a stump, praying that my फ्रेंड्स would find a chopper and pick me up.
Pfft. Some फ्रेंड्स I have.
Suddenly, a dark figure was walking toward me. She had beautiful, long black hair, and was wearing a स्कर्ट that went over her knees--bad clothing for the forest.
I took my notepad out of my backpack and set it on my knees.
Me: You're Pocahontas, right?
Pocahontas: *nodding* Yes. Are आप lost?
Me: *sighing* Yes, but I don't want to waste time. Do आप mind if I interview you?
Pocahontas: *sitting down on the ground* Sure आप can.
Me: *flipping through notepad* From my research, I hear that आप like jumping off cliffs. Are आप suicidal?
Pocahontas: *gaping* No, never! I jump for the fun of it. I प्यार the wind in my hair!
Me: If आप hadn't gotten married, would आप consider being a daredevil?
Pocahontas: Well, my father won't allow it.
Me: *writing* Ooh, you're a daddy's girl, aren't you?
Pocahontas: Of course. I प्यार my father very much.
Me: *scoffs* I barely see mine.
Pocahontas: *clicking tongue* That's sad.
Me: Why did आप marry John Rolfe when it was JOHN SMITH whom आप fell in प्यार with?
Pocahontas: I guess things change.
Me: But why would आप leave a hot, blonde man that loves the thrill of adventure for a goody-two-shoes?
Pocahontas: It's hard to understand. Sometimes आप प्यार someone, but then आप meet someone else and प्यार them even MORE.
Me: *muttering* Glad I'm not in a relationship.
Pocahontas: आप don't believe in the power of love?
Me: No....
Pocahontas: *grabbing me द्वारा the shoulders and starts to shake me* Are आप MAD? There's nothing और powerful than LOVE!
Me: *screaming* WHY ARE आप SHAKING ME?!
Pocahontas: *letting go* Sorry, sometimes I go so overboard, I hardly notice.
Me: *glaring* Do the other princesses ever visit आप here?
Pocahontas: Well, the only one who's ever visited me here was Mulan, because she wanted to be in a peaceful place for her fighting.
Me: Are आप ever jealous of the other princesses because they have a house and आप don't?
Pocahontas: *shaking head* Nope. I'm perfectly happy right now.
Me: Wow. I can NOT be happy living out in the woods.
Pocahontas: *frowning* Why not? The forest is very beautiful.
Me: How could आप stand the भालू droppings all around? And how आप don't have a bathroom? And what about those freaky demon squirrels who watch आप when आप sleep?
Pocahontas: आप watch too many scary movies, don't you?
Me: Yes, yes I do. Would आप ever agree if someone called आप a hippie?
Pocahontas: Well, yes, because hippies believe in peace and so do I.
Me: द्वारा far, you're the hippiest princess ever.
Pocahontas: Why, thank you.
Me: That wasn't a compliment.
Pocahontas: *starting to walk away* Good luck getting out of here.
Jeez, was it something that I said? These princesses need a reality check, like pronto.
टिप्पणी दे if आप want more!! :D
For about an घंटा या so, I sat on a stump, praying that my फ्रेंड्स would find a chopper and pick me up.
Pfft. Some फ्रेंड्स I have.
Suddenly, a dark figure was walking toward me. She had beautiful, long black hair, and was wearing a स्कर्ट that went over her knees--bad clothing for the forest.
I took my notepad out of my backpack and set it on my knees.
Me: You're Pocahontas, right?
Pocahontas: *nodding* Yes. Are आप lost?
Me: *sighing* Yes, but I don't want to waste time. Do आप mind if I interview you?
Pocahontas: *sitting down on the ground* Sure आप can.
Me: *flipping through notepad* From my research, I hear that आप like jumping off cliffs. Are आप suicidal?
Pocahontas: *gaping* No, never! I jump for the fun of it. I प्यार the wind in my hair!
Me: If आप hadn't gotten married, would आप consider being a daredevil?
Pocahontas: Well, my father won't allow it.
Me: *writing* Ooh, you're a daddy's girl, aren't you?
Pocahontas: Of course. I प्यार my father very much.
Me: *scoffs* I barely see mine.
Pocahontas: *clicking tongue* That's sad.
Me: Why did आप marry John Rolfe when it was JOHN SMITH whom आप fell in प्यार with?
Pocahontas: I guess things change.
Me: But why would आप leave a hot, blonde man that loves the thrill of adventure for a goody-two-shoes?
Pocahontas: It's hard to understand. Sometimes आप प्यार someone, but then आप meet someone else and प्यार them even MORE.
Me: *muttering* Glad I'm not in a relationship.
Pocahontas: आप don't believe in the power of love?
Me: No....
Pocahontas: *grabbing me द्वारा the shoulders and starts to shake me* Are आप MAD? There's nothing और powerful than LOVE!
Me: *screaming* WHY ARE आप SHAKING ME?!
Pocahontas: *letting go* Sorry, sometimes I go so overboard, I hardly notice.
Me: *glaring* Do the other princesses ever visit आप here?
Pocahontas: Well, the only one who's ever visited me here was Mulan, because she wanted to be in a peaceful place for her fighting.
Me: Are आप ever jealous of the other princesses because they have a house and आप don't?
Pocahontas: *shaking head* Nope. I'm perfectly happy right now.
Me: Wow. I can NOT be happy living out in the woods.
Pocahontas: *frowning* Why not? The forest is very beautiful.
Me: How could आप stand the भालू droppings all around? And how आप don't have a bathroom? And what about those freaky demon squirrels who watch आप when आप sleep?
Pocahontas: आप watch too many scary movies, don't you?
Me: Yes, yes I do. Would आप ever agree if someone called आप a hippie?
Pocahontas: Well, yes, because hippies believe in peace and so do I.
Me: द्वारा far, you're the hippiest princess ever.
Pocahontas: Why, thank you.
Me: That wasn't a compliment.
Pocahontas: *starting to walk away* Good luck getting out of here.
Jeez, was it something that I said? These princesses need a reality check, like pronto.
टिप्पणी दे if आप want more!! :D
Credit: Gabriel Fichera
Hello guys! Here's the first part of the countdown dedicated to डिज़्नी Princesses Couples Month! All DP kisses were included. The most part of the kisses eliminated are from sequels, but there are also some kisses from original फिल्में that I've never expected to see out. The सेकंड part will be अपलोड once the countdown will end!
31.Pocahontas and John Rolfe: First Kiss.
It was to be expected, this couple isn't appreciated a lot. Their faces weren't even seen when they kissed; definitively it's the worst DP kiss.
I hate Pocahontas with John Rolfe... ~LauraLane
30.Cinderella and Prince Charming:...
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31.Pocahontas and John Rolfe: First Kiss.
It was to be expected, this couple isn't appreciated a lot. Their faces weren't even seen when they kissed; definitively it's the worst DP kiss.
I hate Pocahontas with John Rolfe... ~LauraLane
30.Cinderella and Prince Charming:...
When I टिप्पणी दे on one pick and other प्रशंसकों wonder why I say so, it inspires me to make an लेख to explain और in the best way. I find a lot similarities of Elsa with Periwinkle (Secret of the Wings), Ralph and Vanellope (Wreck-it Ralph), Zarina (The Pirate Fairy), and Maleficent (Maleficent).
Similarities between Periwinkle & Elsa:
- Both have ice power
- Both ice are spreading quickly like आग (okay, not definitely Periwinkle's ice but ice from Periwinkle's place)
- Both have white hairs, या whatever platinum blonde which looks...
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John Lasseter's Blue and Spikey "White" Hair
Similarities between Periwinkle & Elsa:
- Both have ice power
- Both ice are spreading quickly like आग (okay, not definitely Periwinkle's ice but ice from Periwinkle's place)
- Both have white hairs, या whatever platinum blonde which looks...
For such a successful and expensive film, Frozen's complete lack of diversity (particularly ethnic diversity) really vexed me. फ्रोज़न has four main human characters and out of the four:
- Four are white
- Four are all apparently straight
- Three are blonde
Looking at this, आप can tell there is very little variation in Frozen's main cast. In ethnic terms, there really is no excuse of this. फ्रोज़न needed और POC.
I have heard one main argument (read: excuse) why फ्रोज़न didn't have any racially diverse characters (and no: I am not counting black background characters). Some say that Frozen...
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- Four are white
- Four are all apparently straight
- Three are blonde
Looking at this, आप can tell there is very little variation in Frozen's main cast. In ethnic terms, there really is no excuse of this. फ्रोज़न needed और POC.
I have heard one main argument (read: excuse) why फ्रोज़न didn't have any racially diverse characters (and no: I am not counting black background characters). Some say that Frozen...
