New Moon PARODY

Disclaimer: The शीर्षक of the लेख may seem to be a bit strange, as most of my लेखाए that I have पोस्टेड on here are usually issues I have with the Twilight Saga, but I decided that myself as an anti, wanted to write about things I actually do like about the series. Guarantee, I actually do think Stephanie Meyer did create some characters in this series, and I just wanted to सूची my चोटी, शीर्ष 8. This will be in no particular order.
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Jasper Hale

If hypothetically, I were to meet the Cullen, I would think that Jasper would be the only one I probably be remotely afraid of in any sort of way. Or...

*Most I made up, a few I admit I saw on a video but I stated these ways in my own words so it is therefore not plagiarism*

1) Tell a fangirl that you'll send her a T-shirt with rare pictures of Edward Cullen on the front and back in two days, make sure she gets extremely excited. When the two days go by, send her a T-shirt with pics of Hagrid from Harry Potter instead.
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2) Tell the fangirls that all gay men sparkle.
3) Tell the fangirls that the Quielete वेयरवोल्फ have major anger management issues if they turn into beasts when they got irritable...
4) Ask them for their Twilight merchandise,...

I think this spot and the majority of it's members have worked to ensure that when we talk about things we dislike about the series it's things we feel strongly about या have an actual point to make, not just mindless hating and that when we poke fun we try to keep an eye on the line between fun mockery and plain rudeness, even though that line can be debatable या hard to see. Still, there are some cases when I can see प्रशंसकों feeling left out, singled out या wanting out completely, and I don't like that. Part of the problem is something us antis can't really help with, which is that not many...

Right ok, so there's all this hype surrounding Rob और so than any of the other cast from Twilight. But why?

It's not because he's the hottest. Because, well he just isn't. He was voted 'sexiest man alive' in numerous magazines such as heat and glamour. My personal favourite from the Twilight film is Peter Facinelli. I met him in July and he is the most geniune actor I have heard of. He has time for his fans, something which Rob doesn't.

Then again Rob does gets chased द्वारा crazed प्रशंसक girls, so yeah valid excuse. But say if Peter played Edward, everyone would be all over him just because of the...

First off, I would like to say that I have absolutely no problem with the C.A.T. spot and have just joined myself. If anything, I think that this spot is a good idea and is definitely NOT an anti-spot. The point of this लेख is to explain the point of view of a Twilight प्रशंसक that does not just like the series because Edward Cullen is SO HOTTT <333, वैंपायर are AwEsOmE, etc. etc.

Let me start off द्वारा saying that I am SICK of uneducated Twilight प्रशंसकों making the rest of us look like a bunch of air-heads. द्वारा uneducated I mean प्रशंसकों that scream their heads off whenever they see a picture of Robert...

Hello kittens! This is the सूची of all of everyone that has won the prestigious award of Kitten of the Fortnight! *Applause, applause* They have contributed to this spot in the best way and are all great representatives of what it is to be an amazing fanpopper. Congratulations to all of the winners and all of the winners to come. And if आप haven’t won yet- no worries! Every member is doing magnificently and this spot is only going to get better.


*Props go to those in the फैन्पॉप users spot who first created the प्रशंसक of the fortnight picks*


Winner of July 17-July 31 2009:
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Winner of August...