Critical Analysis of Twilight Club
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posted by Dearheart
Hello, बिल्ली के बच्चे and newcomers to the CAT! Don’t worry, none of आप are in trouble या anything; I just feel that things have gotten a teensy bit out of hand, so I’m लेखन this as a reminder to all of आप before it gets worse.

Newcomers, if आप haven’t already, link It’s very important that people follow them so that we can keep this spot from turning ugly.

For those of आप who’ve already read them, let’s review Rule 5:

Make sure the material आप प्रस्तुत करे stays true to the spirit of this spot. Whether it’s a soapbox, image, video, etc...please make sure it doesn’t have excessive language,...
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1) Bring a good sense of humor. Don’t ever take things personally, and try not to be too sensitive. Otherwise you’ll be miserable. Just let loose, have fun, and be willing to laugh.

2) If someone offends you, don’t blow up. Respond in a polite, mature way, point out what offended आप and why आप find it offensive. If it’s something serious या happens to be one of the things forbidden in Rule 5, chances are people will back आप up and the problem will work out. If it isn’t, reread Rule 1.

3) Twi-hards, this isn’t a place to drool over Edward या gush about how amazing the Twilight...
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posted by renrae
Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren. She's the blond girl in twilight. The one tricked द्वारा a modeling scam, the one that hates Bella. We first meet Lauren in the cafeteria, I believe. Almost all Twilight प्रशंसकों do not like her. I mean no disrespect to the ones on this spot या any others, but I do not think she has a reason to be hated. Reasons people give for hating Lauren are similar to the reasons for hating Jessica. "She's rude", "She's mean to bella and stupid", even "she's blond." That last one made no sense to me. The reason Lauren "hates" Bella is because her crush, Tyler, is infatuated with...
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posted by AliceHaleCullen
I'm so glad to have found a spot that isn't full of people gushing over how hot Robert Pattinson is. Since the movie came out, the original idea of the series has deteriorated.

I used to feel proud to call myself a 'Twilight' fan. I first read it in 2005, and to be quite honest I loved how nobody had read it, it seemed really special. So called 'Fans' who now go around using the word 'Twilighter' just because they have seen the film have ruined it for everyone else.

Fair enough, it's nobodies fault it has been made into an overated hyped movie, but if they really understood what it meant before...
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Despite whatever impressions आप may have garnered from the शीर्षक of this article, this is not about glorifying Twilight over His Dark Materials. It's about scolding the movie industry for giving New moon the green light while simultaneously giving The Subtle Knife the red light.

I know that Hollywood is a business, just as book selling is a buisness, above all else. The only time films are made for the sake of making films anymore is if they're independent. I admit that the occasional brilliantly artistic film makes it into the mainstream, and when it does, it's often recognized and lauded....
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I've talked about some of the things that crossed my mind when पढ़ना Twilight in the past. Thoughts such as "when is Bella going to freak out about the Edward watching her sleep thing?" "Did that say sparkling? I've re-read that passage like, four times and it still seems to say sparkling" "Does Stephanie Meyer think deer is a vegetable? no, really does she? Does she think आप can call yourself a vegetarian if आप don't eat things like people या those monkeys who know sign language?"
But those are valid thoughts that many people पढ़ना the पुस्तकें also thought (well, maybe not specifically...
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Ever since its हाल का creation I have not been able to stop visiting this spot (Not that it's a problem...haha). I decided to sit down and ponder and from my pondering came this list.

1. Everybody rates EVERYTHING.
I mean EVERYTHING. Nothing goes unrated and everyone always rates fairly.

2. The मंचों are always buzzing.
I absolutely प्यार visiting the forums. Someone is always there looking to chat and the टिप्पणियाँ are sure to put a smile on my face.

3. I can have intelligent and enjoyable conversations
I don't feel like I talk to someone and all they have to say is, "OMG आप प्यार (insert...
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posted by xxXsk8trXxx
This लेख may be offencive to a lot of Twihards. Viewer disgrettion is advised




Edward: Bella,I'm dangerous, stay away.
Bella: But Edward, I प्यार you!
Edward: Me too, but I'm dangerous, so आप have to stay away from me
Bella: But Edward, you're the प्यार of my life! We have to be together!
Edward: Fear me and my sparkiling skin! *takes off shirt*
Bella: Wait a second, आप sparkle?
Edward: Isn't it frightening?
Bella: No. Sorry to break it to ya Edward, but it's gay
Edward: I kissed Emmet one time...
Bella: How old are you?
Edward: 100
Bella: Eeew! Aren't there laws about 100 साल olds and 17 साल olds...
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Some of these are intended to be jokey, some are intended to be serious, none are intended to offend :)

1. It helps focus 'recreational hate' into one convenient area. What I consider to be recreational hate is hate that has no real purpose, like an annoying unintentional hobby. Like it's useful hate to hate injustice या animal cruelty, it's recreational hate to hate Paris Hilton या the fact that Sienna Miller is considered a style आइकन despite the fact that I've never seen her in an outfit that didn't look like she was talked into wearing it द्वारा a stylist who secretly hates her guts. Thing...
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posted by AliceHaleCullen
I have noticed, that on the Twilight Series spot if a certain person adds decent content when a certain person is online, it gets rated very low. As much as I am a प्रशंसक of Twilight, it makes me wonder what it's all about anymore.

It shows how ridiculous the fanbase for it really is when people get bullied and bashed for having an opinion, या adding good content at the wrong time because they don't like the person who has added it.

I'm sure i'm not the first person to mention this, but it has recently caught my attention alot. Spam uploaders who add thousandsof pictures ask everyone to rate there...
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Why this hater doesn't like Twilight.....
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Contains strong language. It's not an anti video if आप don't mind the lulz.
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*Most I made up, a few I admit I saw on a video but I stated these ways in my own words so it is therefore not plagiarism*

1) Tell a fangirl that you'll send her a T-shirt with rare pictures of Edward Cullen on the front and back in two days, make sure she gets extremely excited. When the two days go by, send her a T-shirt with pics of Hagrid from Harry Potter instead.
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2) Tell the fangirls that all gay men sparkle.
3) Tell the fangirls that the Quielete वेयरवोल्फ have major anger management issues if they turn into beasts when they got irritable...
4) Ask them for their Twilight merchandise,...
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Right ok, so there's all this hype surrounding Rob और so than any of the other cast from Twilight. But why?

It's not because he's the hottest. Because, well he just isn't. He was voted 'sexiest man alive' in numerous magazines such as heat and glamour. My personal favourite from the Twilight film is Peter Facinelli. I met him in July and he is the most geniune actor I have heard of. He has time for his fans, something which Rob doesn't.

Then again Rob does gets chased द्वारा crazed प्रशंसक girls, so yeah valid excuse. But say if Peter played Edward, everyone would be all over him just because of the...
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First off, I would like to say that I have absolutely no problem with the C.A.T. spot and have just joined myself. If anything, I think that this spot is a good idea and is definitely NOT an anti-spot. The point of this लेख is to explain the point of view of a Twilight प्रशंसक that does not just like the series because Edward Cullen is SO HOTTT <333, वैंपायर are AwEsOmE, etc. etc.

Let me start off द्वारा saying that I am SICK of uneducated Twilight प्रशंसकों making the rest of us look like a bunch of air-heads. द्वारा uneducated I mean प्रशंसकों that scream their heads off whenever they see a picture of Robert...
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Hello kittens! This is the सूची of all of everyone that has won the prestigious award of Kitten of the Fortnight! *Applause, applause* They have contributed to this spot in the best way and are all great representatives of what it is to be an amazing fanpopper. Congratulations to all of the winners and all of the winners to come. And if आप haven’t won yet- no worries! Every member is doing magnificently and this spot is only going to get better.


*Props go to those in the फैन्पॉप users spot who first created the प्रशंसक of the fortnight picks*


Winner of July 17-July 31 2009:
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Winner of August...
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