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OK, this is my very first लेख - I have never written an लेख for फैन्पॉप before. It's a poor excuse if this turns out to be the poorest लेख ever submitted, but I'm going to use it anyway... please go easy on me xD. This is LONG, so भालू with me, I appreciate it!

I have been wondering for some time now about Bella's vulnerability, state of mind, and संपूर्ण, कुल मिलाकर mental well-being. New Moon, in the beginning, was my favourite book of the series, for two reasons: Jacob Black was instantly likeable and interesting, winning the शीर्षक of my favourite character, but also the black hole that Bella...
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As a प्रशंसक of Twilight, I am part of a lot of related spots and discussions. However, as a Jacob & Bella fan, I often find myself disagreeing with most of the opinions of Twilight fans. In this लेख I'll go through some टिप्पणियाँ I've read (slightly altered - don't want anyone out to get me!) and why I disagree with them. It's really just an informal rant. :P

'Edward & Bella have things in common unlike Jacob & Bella'

... What exactly? Let me guess: Classical music? Bella knows one song and suddenly they have something in common. They both read? When do we actually read of Bella reading...
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I dislike the books, but after seeing image after image labeled "Twilight sucks", as well as टिप्पणी दे after टिप्पणी दे with the words, I'm beginning to see why we can be accused of being "haters."

"Sucks" is not a swear word. To say something sucks is not going to send आप to hell. But it is derogatory, and immature, and does not lead to any real discussion. Well, unless some mature Twilighter comes along and say, "I see that आप think Twlight sucks. Why?" That might spark discussion. But the twilighter has the upperground in that debate, considering the anti has already shown her immaturity by...
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As someone who liked वैंपायर before the fad started I'm one of the many people who dislikes the Twilight vampires. And thinks they should be reclassified as pixies. या that at least Zombie Bram Stoker should go have a serious talk with Stephenie Meyer about vampires... What do आप mean Bram Stoker hasn't risen as a zombie in protest to the Twilight vampires? Why don't आप go prove it? I'll wait...

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...They didn't come back, so I'm assuming Zombie Bram ate their brains. We'll have to carry on without them. Anyway, I must admit Meyerpires are an interpretation of the vampire myth I just don't...
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i had nothing to do absolutely nothing to do. As i was so bored i began drawing through one of Dimitri's प्रिय cowboy novels i had a feeling this would annoy him. suddenly i felt someone looming above me i turned around, it was Dimitri just as i thought he was going to be annoyed with me for sure.
"What are आप doing Roza?" he asked
I grinned. he picked up the novel that i was drawing in i hope he didn't see it.
"Ah one of प्रिय books." he opened the book and saw my lovely work of art. He frowned at me.
"Busted." i laughed nervously
"Rose why are आप destroying my books?" he asked sternly...
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As the शीर्षक suggests out of boredom I made a family out of the kittehs here who I talk to most, giving kittehs roles within the family from how I view them.

God:
The God of the family is Bastet, She is mighty and furry, and I give Her daily offerings of cream, catnip and balls of yarn. All hail Her Glorious Fluffiness.

MomCat:
Everyone knows who MomCat is(if आप don't its DearHeart), she's loving and kind and nurturing. She keeps us in line and makes sure RenCat(renrae) hasn't had too many blue Smarties.

GodCats (AuntieCats and GodMotherCats didn't sound right):
These two I view as funny and kind...
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I found these online, and thought they were kinda funny, :)
Credit: wiki answers, wattpad.com, b एल o g s p o t.com


How many Twilighters does it take to screw on a light bulb?
I don't know, they're all too busy fighting over who gets to be Mrs Cullen

What happened when Emmett Cullen stubbed his toe?
He made the whole city collapse!

Rosalie Hale was told to find something just as या और beautiful then herself. She came back with a mirror!

How do आप stop Jacob Black from attacking you?
You pick up a stick, throw it and yell "fetch"!

How do आप irritate Edward Cullen?
Buy him a dog and call it Jacob!

Why...
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posted by JacobbBlackk
I am totally ignoring Breaking Dawn in this because Stephenie Meyer broke all the rules in there. [Vampires cant have children, they have no body fluids, etc etc]
Reasons i think Jacob is better for Bella than Edward is:
1. Edward/Bellas relationship is based on appearance. She is constantly talking about how good he looks, how velvety his voice is, how graceful he is, etc. She कहा Jacob was beautiful once या twice and called his new muscles impressive once या that she is jealous of his tan skin. She thinks Edward is too good for her because she looks plain अगला to him. She thinks Jacob is too...
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I used to be a die-hard Twilight fan. (see my username. Damn I wish I'd chosen ANYTHING else sometimes.)

I still like the book in small doses now, and I even write fanfiction for it, but now I've looked critically at SMeyer's characters, and I think I realize what people are talking about when they say Bella हंस is a Mary Sue.

As a person who has seen it from both sides, I'd like to say that maybe Twilight प्रशंसकों didn't see Bella like that to begin with because she has so many "flaws".

I'm not really a mega-supporter of Bella's neediness. And I even, admittedly, wonder why she took Edward back after New Moon. Normal people with lives and better things to do would say, "Hell no am I taking आप back. आप left me crying in a forest, and आप think I'll just come running back to you? आप wanna commit suicide, go right ahead while I get the popcorn."

I still like Twilight. But maybe Bella हंस was kind of 2-Dimensional.
posted by anna0789
hi this is my first rant ever hope आप like it

im a twilight प्रशंसक but i hate bella
for several things

first of all when आप first read the book आप have the idea that BELLA is very contempt with herself and a normal looking teenage girl that is very unselfish and very kind and loving and warm and falls in प्यार with a vampire and she would do anything for him ..right..

ok but if आप concentrate and look beyond all the adjectives s.meyer uses for descriving how beautiful and sparkly edward is and really LOOK at the story and at their characters आप will realize the truth about bella that is

1)...
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Preface:
I have read all पुस्तकें and seen the movies.
Most importantly, the fact that it’s कल्पना doesn’t excuse the themes and messages in the book. Fiction is merely a vehicle humans developed to communicate important lessons, values and philosophies. I am not claiming any of the implications I discuss were intentional on SMeyer’s part. Whether या not the लेखक या readers are aware of it, though, the Twilight series communicates dangerous messages about what is acceptable या admirable या desirable.
Also, I highly recommend link. It’s long, but fascinating and deeper than the पुस्तकें themselves....
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*A lot of people may here may freak out on me for asking this but I really need some help*

Okay, I have been wondering about this for such a long time. And now, I absolutely want an answer!!

I have been Team Switzerland since the end of New Moon. I really like both Edward and Jacob, and I have no huge problems with them. (Well, ok, there's one issue I have with both but it evens out the score and I am not getting into those). But after some point, I began to wonder...which team would I be on if I really had to choose? It soon became something important for me to know, and every time I see a...
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posted by OCFan123
हे there! So recently I just put a Bella and Jacob article, which I really enjoyed writing, and of course sharing my opinions. Some people have कहा they would want me to write a लेख here about Edward Cullen, so here it is! Hope आप enjoy it!
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Now, there's no way आप haven't heard of him. He is currently every girls dream boy, has the most प्रशंसकों on फैन्पॉप when it comes to character, and alos has a cult. Everyone loves him.
But my सवाल is...why?
They say he's romantic, a gentleman. Really? So what if he uses chessy lines and says stuff like "You are my life now." या "The lion fell in love...
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I came across the site 'My life is average' (link) where people send in बिना सोचे समझे कोट्स such as 'Today, my friend and I bought cake mix at the store. The cashier jokingly told us to bring him back some cake. We did. MLIA."
I curiously searched Edward Cullen and some pretty much hilarious results came up!

"Today, my 12-year-old Twilight obsessed little sister told me she wanted a life sized picture of Edward Cullen to put up on her wall. Since she's always telling me how much better Twilight is than Harry Potter, I decided to get her a life sized picture of Cedric Diggory instead. MLIA"

Not the funniest one there, but i've seen some that have made me literally crease. I would recommend looking some up if आप want a good laugh and hate the hype surrounding Twilight! :)