The following is a letter from Edward to our CAT members who dislike him. या a joke quickly written द्वारा me because it's been ages since I पोस्टेड here. Either way, it's not meant to offend pros या antis.
Dear antis,
So, I hear आप hate me. Ouch. Being the emo....uh, I mean the sensitive flower...no, wait, the in-touch-with-his-emotions-in-a-not-girly-way, hey-shut-up! guy I am, my initial reaction was to kill myself. That's right, in one of my trademark, straight आगे suicide plans I was going to cover myself in honey, mail a note to the volturi threatening to poke them in the eye if they didn't...
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