Critical Analysis of Twilight Club
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Q: What to Edward and a क्रिस्मस पेड़ have in common?
A: Their balls are for decoration.



Bella: You're pale white and ice cold...I know what आप are.
Edward: Say it. Say it!
Bella: Vanilla Ice Cream!



Edward: Bella...
Bella: Yes?
Edward: I just want to know how much आप mean to me.
Bella: Aaw...
Edward: आप know, what with me being an ancient VIRGIN vampire and everything...
Bella: Yeah?
Edward: Well, people were starting to think I was, y'know-
Bella: Gay?
Edward: ...
Edward: Old fashioned.
Bella: ...
Bella: Oh.



Q: How do आप kill a brain?
A: Put it in the same room with Ms Meyer and her पुस्तकें and wait for two minutes.




Q: What did bella say when the shops ran low off the glitter?
A: yeeew!!! Edward आप suck!!!!
I recently got into the दिखाना सूपरनॅचुरल (everyone should), and I happened upon this hilarious video. It shows how Dean Winchester (My new प्रिय character of all time) is better than Twilight.
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Someone doesn't like what Edward Cullen and his Twilight pals are doing to Vampire Mythology. Another funny parody. :)
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A video on how I was convinced of Twilight's problematic nature.
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Another EvilIguanaProduction Twilight related parody, this time on one of the New Moon trailers.
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5:20 I wonder what some of the प्रशंसकों think of this. I think Taylor has noticed that some प्रशंसकों don't like him simply because he plays Jacob so is saying he's not on any teams when he's made it clear he's Team Jacob. Poor Tay.
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So I was originally going to प्रकाशित करे this लेख in the पुस्तकें to Read spot, but then found this place, and I think it fits in here much better :) Anywho, this is an opinion लेख I originally wrote for my school newspaper. Yes, it's a bit of a rant, but I don't mean to be offensive, so please don't take it that way. Enjoy :)

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There’s no way आप haven’t heard of it. From the first publishing of that first book to the most हाल का perfume-bottle scandal, Twilight has permeated the very core of pop culture, not to mention high school conversation. No matter whether...
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Fromthisgirl on YouTube has a सवाल for the Twilight fangirls. She also explains why she thinks they AREN'T in love.
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The sequal. Oh. "I almost don't wanna watch it. SO that I can आप know, watch it again later?"
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Lately, I've heard and seen jokes and टिप्पणियाँ about Edward being "pathetic" या "gay" because he was a 100 साल old virgin. I've written this लेख to state that I see no problem in him being a virgin. I feel that virginity is not something to poke fun at. It simply means that someone wants to save themselves for that special someone whom they are going to spend the rest of their life with. I myself am a virgin and plan to stay that way until I get married.

However, I am somewhat confused. If Edward has lived for 100 years and has yet to give himself to anyone, then why does he decide to have...
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Seriously it's scary to think this Twihard may have been serious with these statements. This is a version with the Black Pawn Movement's riffs because the original video has been removed द्वारा the user. For some reason they ALWAYS are! ;D
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I think that it's true
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*chuckle* Not hilarious but some बिना सोचे समझे parts are kinda funny :) Like 1:28.
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