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 If it be possible, as much as lieth in you, live peaceably with all men. (Romans 12:18~ New Testament of the Bible)
If it be possible, as much as lieth in you, live peaceably with all men. (Romans 12:18~ New Testament of the Bible)
I felt like लेखन this लेख after पढ़ना a fellow ex-CAT member's लेख on Twilight haters. I also had a 'talk' with another ex-CAT member.

"4) Twi-haters, this isn’t a hater या anti spot. Don’t abuse it. Do not make personal attacks against Stephenie Meyer या her fans, and don’t throw nasty या immature insults at Twilight. This is supposed to be “Critical Analysis of Twilight”, not “Mindless Bashing of Twilight”."
~Dearheart link

"And Twi-haters – it’s okay to poke Twilight and be deliciously witty and sarcastic...but don’t get nasty. There is a fine line between criticism and cruelty. Don’t say dumb things like “OMG edwards so gay becuz he sparklz,” “twilight sucks [bleep],” etc. Just don’t. If आप have something negative to say about Twilight, please put it in a way that isn’t crude, unintelligent या mean-spirited. If आप don’t want things to get ugly, don’t make them ugly. Comprende?"
~Dearheart link

Lately, I think some of the Twihaters from the CAT spot have gone a little too harsh with the hateful टिप्पणियाँ about Twilight and some of its fans. I've been told from the beginning that the CAT spot is not a hater spot and I know it was intended to be a spot for people to discuss and give opinions about Twilight.

I think it's rather rude to leave nasty टिप्पणियाँ at Twipro contents. I don't think it's wrong for a Twifan to post something related to Twilight, whether they are images, videos, links, etc. After all, this spot is for Twifans, Twihaters and Twineutrals alike! And there's no need to give a low rating for a Twipro content. I understand if one gives a Twipro content a low rating because it is miscategorized/inappropriate या its lack of keywords. But giving a Twipro content a low rating because आप personally dislike/hate Twilight is rather mean. Leaving a hateful टिप्पणी दे towards the Twifan who पोस्टेड the Twipro contents here is even worse.

Some of the contents at the CAT spot also have been a little too harsh lately. I find most of it really amusing but some of it are a little too harsh, especially some of those from the TwilightSucks website. Please भालू in mind that not all the members here are Twihaters.

I think that there's no need to hate someone just because he/she likes Twilight. 'To each, his/her own.' Please do not assume that Twifans are mindless, uneducated people, who just go about screaming "EDWARD CuLLen IssSSS Aaa HOOOTTTtttty!11!!!" या that we have no life. There are Twifans out there to who have mixed feelings about Twilight too. We know that Twilight has its flaws but each of us have a personal reason for liking Twilight. So, please do not assume that we like Twilight just because Twilight is the 'in' thing या because Jacob/Edward is hot. Plus, don't forget that we, Twifans have feelings too.

However, it's not wrong for anyone to दिखाना their dislike for Twilight. Everyone is entitled to their own opinions. Respect is to be earned and I'm sure most will find it hard too respect one who uses foul/curse words to describe their hate for their dislikes. I've already seen a few cases[thankfully, very, very few cases] where someone cusses about Twilight, which I think is totally unnecessary. If आप want to blurt out/express your negative feelings on Twilight, there's no need for the usage of foul language. Just give a polite and truthful टिप्पणी दे या just use sarcasm. I fact, I think sarcasm is better than cussing.

"1) Bring a good sense of humor. Don’t ever take things personally, and try not to be too sensitive. Otherwise you’ll be miserable. Just
let loose, have fun, and be willing to laugh.

2) If someone offends you, don’t blow up. Respond in a polite, mature way, point out what offended आप and why आप find it offensive. If it’s something serious या happens to be one of the things forbidden in Rule 5, chances are people will back आप up and the problem will work out. If it isn’t, reread Rule 1. "
~Dearheart link

So, this is my सलाह to Twifans who are also members of the CAT spot, who are unhappy with some of the CAT contents. If आप come across any really nasty टिप्पणियाँ या contents about Twilight या about you, just ignore या laugh them off. Like what Dearheart mentioned, don't take things too personally. Don't let them bother you. If आप want to give a comment/reply, give a respectful या a witty one, as long as it's mature.

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NOTE: (UPDATED!) I am a Twifan, as well as a CAT fan. I'm not trying to be a goody two-shoes, I'm just giving my opinion about the feelings that some Twifans of the CAT spot have about some of the insults being thrown at us. If I have offended anyone, I do apologize as I did not intend to offend anyone.


*I could write और but my computer crashed suddenly when I was halfway typing this (The frustration...argh...) and also I need my sleep now... haha... So, good day... या rather good night... *
 Let us have peace! ~U.S. Grant
Let us have peace! ~U.S. Grant
Well, I'm a Twilight fan, but I like to be critical of the series anyways. But recently, I discovered that a lot of the Twi-hater fanbase (or hatebase?) has been consisted of mostly people who have only seen the movies, and I instantly saw how there were so many Twi-haters.

Let me just start off द्वारा saying that the movie sucks a**, and I'm being NICE! The अभिनय is terrible, they cut out about half the book and completely interpreted the book in all the wrong ways, the script sounded like it had been written द्वारा a five साल old, and the actors portrayed the characters so poorly, I almost became...
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If आप have ever doubted the insanity of the C.A.T. Kittens, this will cease your doubts. I think it got long enough to be put into लेख मंच thread. This makes absolutely no sense, does have swearwords, includes lots exremely odd things, and is kind of innapropriate. You've been warned.

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One दिन Bella fell over while being chased द्वारा Steve the Spider, while Edward and Jacob were kissing. Pausing every once in a while to get a dazzling breath when Alice walked in on them and कहा - "Edward, what are आप doing? आप know Bella is over there. Wait...you're GAY?"

"Yes, but don't tell Bella...
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posted by kayleebabee
Is it just me या is SM into brainwashing? She has systamatically taken over the world with her books. अगला she will be Americas first ever hem hem SPARKLY PRESIDENT (no offence Barrack आप rock) and twi hardiness has been taken to a whole knew level people religions such as CULLENISM yes आप guys heard me cul-llen-ism.
Here is the cullenism 10 'commandments'

1.thou shalt wear सोना contact lenses-even to sleep!
2. thou shalt only drink cherryade या क्रैनबेरी रस (bassically its gotta be red)
3. thou shalt not take the lords name in vain (robert pattinson) cept when आप are screaming it at his...
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I पोस्टेड this a couple other spots, but I would really like to know anti-twilight/neutral प्रशंसकों opinions. I sort of ranted on the subject, but I think my intent is pretty clear. I'd प्यार to read टिप्पणियाँ if आप have any, या आप can just skip this लेख :)

This is sort of an informal rant/observation.

We all know that New Moon is about tragedy and the loss of प्यार and the aftermath. Edward left Bella. But why did he leave her?

Since New Moon is being adapted into a feature length film, I've been seeing alot of सवालों and accusations reguarding Edward's absense.

Examples:
- Jacob's better...
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Hey ya kittens! I was wondering in how many words could I write Twilight giving the same character development as Meyer and saying obviously the main plot so don’t bash…I had a lot of fun doing it XDD It’s not to offend anyone but think about it trees could have been saved if Meyer had stuck with this version.

So on with reading


Hi! My name is Bella Swan, I’m moving to Forks because I want to leave my mom with his new boyfriend live happily ever after although I hate where my father leaves. Forks it’s a rainy state and so I’m in an airplane to go to it.

When I arrive there’s my...
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posted by Dearheart
Hello, बिल्ली के बच्चे and newcomers to the CAT! Don’t worry, none of आप are in trouble या anything; I just feel that things have gotten a teensy bit out of hand, so I’m लेखन this as a reminder to all of आप before it gets worse.

Newcomers, if आप haven’t already, link It’s very important that people follow them so that we can keep this spot from turning ugly.

For those of आप who’ve already read them, let’s review Rule 5:

Make sure the material आप प्रस्तुत करे stays true to the spirit of this spot. Whether it’s a soapbox, image, video, etc...please make sure it doesn’t have excessive language,...
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1) Bring a good sense of humor. Don’t ever take things personally, and try not to be too sensitive. Otherwise you’ll be miserable. Just let loose, have fun, and be willing to laugh.

2) If someone offends you, don’t blow up. Respond in a polite, mature way, point out what offended आप and why आप find it offensive. If it’s something serious या happens to be one of the things forbidden in Rule 5, chances are people will back आप up and the problem will work out. If it isn’t, reread Rule 1.

3) Twi-hards, this isn’t a place to drool over Edward या gush about how amazing the Twilight...
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I don't like Twilight. I find the characters shallow; the plot boring and cliche; and the hidden messages frightening. But in the hands of another लेखक - someone who wouldn't let their religious upbringing, their misogynistic views, and their twisted romantic ideals colour the story - it could have been really fantastic.

First off, the grammar would have to be fixed. The purple prose minimised and the संपूर्ण, कुल मिलाकर लेखन polished up.

Next the characters would have to be made realistic, their actions have an effect on the plot, and their history an effect on them.

Take Rosalie, for example. If Rosalie's...
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posted by renrae
Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren. She's the blond girl in twilight. The one tricked द्वारा a modeling scam, the one that hates Bella. We first meet Lauren in the cafeteria, I believe. Almost all Twilight प्रशंसकों do not like her. I mean no disrespect to the ones on this spot या any others, but I do not think she has a reason to be hated. Reasons people give for hating Lauren are similar to the reasons for hating Jessica. "She's rude", "She's mean to bella and stupid", even "she's blond." That last one made no sense to me. The reason Lauren "hates" Bella is because her crush, Tyler, is infatuated with...
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posted by RonGetYourWand
There are some core things about the mythical creatures I wish Meyer would have दिया an actual explaination for:

Vampires

1. Turning into bats

She could have explained it as bats are attracted to vampires, but she choose not to adress it at all.

2. Sleeping in a coffin

How about that having something to do with them faking their own death या something?

3. Lack of Fangs

An evolution over time to adapt.

4. Sunlight

Related to the fact वैंपायर are considered to be connected to the devil.

Werewolves

1. Full-Moon

They meet at the full-moon.

2. Their Anger Issues (yes, I know that some of the भेड़िया have this)

It could have been explained as a reaction to the moons phases.

3. Pack- Mind

Evolved trait या even a gift from the spirits.
posted by AliceHaleCullen
I'm so glad to have found a spot that isn't full of people gushing over how hot Robert Pattinson is. Since the movie came out, the original idea of the series has deteriorated.

I used to feel proud to call myself a 'Twilight' fan. I first read it in 2005, and to be quite honest I loved how nobody had read it, it seemed really special. So called 'Fans' who now go around using the word 'Twilighter' just because they have seen the film have ruined it for everyone else.

Fair enough, it's nobodies fault it has been made into an overated hyped movie, but if they really understood what it meant before...
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added by nuxi
Source: Reasoning With वैंपायर Tumblr
Despite whatever impressions आप may have garnered from the शीर्षक of this article, this is not about glorifying Twilight over His Dark Materials. It's about scolding the movie industry for giving New moon the green light while simultaneously giving The Subtle Knife the red light.

I know that Hollywood is a business, just as book selling is a buisness, above all else. The only time films are made for the sake of making films anymore is if they're independent. I admit that the occasional brilliantly artistic film makes it into the mainstream, and when it does, it's often recognized and lauded....
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I've talked about some of the things that crossed my mind when पढ़ना Twilight in the past. Thoughts such as "when is Bella going to freak out about the Edward watching her sleep thing?" "Did that say sparkling? I've re-read that passage like, four times and it still seems to say sparkling" "Does Stephanie Meyer think deer is a vegetable? no, really does she? Does she think आप can call yourself a vegetarian if आप don't eat things like people या those monkeys who know sign language?"
But those are valid thoughts that many people पढ़ना the पुस्तकें also thought (well, maybe not specifically...
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*I'll have mentions to actual वेयरवोल्फ stories in here, so be ready for that

Even before Jacob and palls were called 'shapeshifters' (I'll get back to आप on that, I am not letting go), we should have known they couldn't be. And here's why.

First off: the origin या werewolves.

In the साल 60, 70 people started believing in werewolf lore. The oldest myth I know about this is Ancient Greek, Lycaon.

Lycaon invited the king-god Zeus to dinner, but he was unsure if it really was him, so he decided to serve Zeus human meat. Turns out, it was Zeus. And Zeus was ticked. So he killed Lycaon' 50 sons...
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posted by Aquilia
O Tempora o Mores
Oh the times, oh the customs


This लेख is an appeal to all Twilight प्रशंसकों out there, I invite आप all to think over your good and bad actions here on फैन्पॉप and contemplate them.

I have seen and compared examples of the appearances of the fandoms Harry Potter and respectively Twilight when criticism appear in each other’s sites on फैन्पॉप and I am astounded द्वारा the comparatively aggressive tone the Twilight प्रशंसकों carried when they respond to the कहा criticism.

Compare the responses of: link

And: link ;

Notes are to be made that both internet addresses were found द्वारा searching...
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Jacob: Let me call Bella.*dials Bella's number*
Operator: I am sorry. This person is talking to (Bella's voice)Edward Cullen. Please leave a message after the tone.
*tone never comes up*
Jacob: OH C'MON!

The अगला day.

Jacob: I want Bella NAO!*calls Bella*
(Answering machine): The Swans are out right now, please leave a message after the beep.
[beep never stops]
Jacob: OH C'MON!

The दिन after that:

Bella: *makes a new answering machine*
Jacob: *calls*
[Machine]: Hi, its Bella. If its Jacob, stop leaving messages saying "OH C'MON!" and if your not a Cullen या my dad, don't call me. At ALL!
*beep*
Jacob: NOOOOOO!
*beep*
Jacob: ?
*beep beep beep beep*
{This phone will self destruct in 3, 2, 1}
Jacob: OH C'MON!

[Check the TS spot to see who made it, its me. So don't kill me about 'You चुरा लिया this!'].
posted by RobynPotter
{i did not write this myself, but i found it ridiculously funny and thought it needed to be पोस्टेड here}

Book 1. Twilight:
Edward: Hey.
Bella: OMG, I'm so silly. And horny.
Edward: Yes. I'm dangerous. I sparkle.
Bella: OMG you're a vampire!
Edward: Yes. Let's go play baseball.
James: I like your girl, Edward. Gotta eat her.
Edward: Roar.
James: Omnomnom Bella.
Bella: OMG I'm screaming in agony! Yes, I will be a vampire!
Edward: I'm gonna kill you, James! I'm gonna suck Bella as well.
Jacob: Oh, hi there!
Book 2. New Moon:
Edward: Oops, gotta go.
Bella: OMG don't leave me! OMG I'm so depressed and dying in...
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There are 5 things आप need to know-

This लेख is basically:
1. My story on how I got sucked into the Twilight Universe.
2. My life story on how Twilight has changed me. A lot.
3. A rant on why I like and hate about the series.
4. A confession on why I can't seem to get over with hating and loving it.
5. An opinion about how my life could have been without Twilight.

WARNING: Overall, this लेख is about... why I think Twilight isn't that 'bad' after all. It's going to be lengthy. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

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This had me wondering for a while and to...
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posted by nessienjake
Created:~Alice~


Q: What to Edward and a क्रिस्मस पेड़ have in common?
A: Their balls are for decoration.



Bella: You're pale white and ice cold...I know what आप are.
Edward: Say it. Say it!
Bella: Vanilla Ice Cream!



Edward: Bella...
Bella: Yes?
Edward: I just want to know how much आप mean to me.
Bella: Aaw...
Edward: आप know, what with me being an ancient VIRGIN vampire and everything...
Bella: Yeah?
Edward: Well, people were starting to think I was, y'know-
Bella: Gay?
Edward: ...
Edward: Old fashioned.
Bella: ...
Bella: Oh.



Q: How do आप kill a brain?
A: Put it in the same room with Ms Meyer and her पुस्तकें and wait for two minutes.




Q: What did bella say when the shops ran low off the glitter?
A: yeeew!!! Edward आप suck!!!!