Hey ya kittens! I was wondering in how many words could I write Twilight giving the same character development as Meyer and saying obviously the main plot so don’t bash…I had a lot of fun doing it XDD It’s not to offend anyone but think about it trees could have been saved if Meyer had stuck with this version.
So on with reading
Hi! My name is Bella Swan, I’m moving to Forks because I want to leave my mom with his new boyfriend live happily ever after although I hate where my father leaves. Forks it’s a rainy state and so I’m in an airplane to go to it.
When I arrive there’s my dad. We walk out of the airport not talking much since he is not a man of a lot of words and we ride in his patrol. When I arrive to the familiar house I see a red pickup parked in the drive way. I turn to see my dad and he tells me it’s mine. He tells me he bought it from his friend who is father of Jacob a boy I used to play a lot but don’t remember. My room is old and it still has thing from my childhood and an old computer.
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So today is my first दिन of school I don’t think I’m going to be लोकप्रिय because I’m really pale and well I’m really clumsy. I arrive and everyone seems to like me, Jessica is my new friend who is obviously interested in Mike who is in प्यार with me, as well as some other two guys I don’t really care about.
Then it’s time for lunch, I sit in their तालिका, टेबल and chat casually but then I see him. It can’t be real, he’s the most amazing creature on earth and his beautiful but Jessica tells me that no one stands a chance and then I see him looking at me and I melt because of his perfection. I find myself suddenly in love.
Then I have biology class and oh no! The teacher tells me to sit अगला to him. And I do but he doesn’t like me at all, he just stares.
Days pass and he is absent and I am going crazy because I need to see him again. Then one beautiful stormy दिन in biology class he introduces himself whi9ch I already knew since the दिन Jessica told me. And all of a sudden we are best buddies.
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Then I decide to go to the place where Jacob lives. I talk to him and he says strange things about Edward that I have already discovered द्वारा myself, he seems to like me too.
So I start searching about what Jacob told me and I go one दिन with my फ्रेंड्स to खरीडिए prom dresses which I’m not going but I just went to go to the library. So I go and when I was coming out some gang was trying to rape me या abuse me, I really never got to now because the perfect Edward saves me. And he takes me to dinner
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I am saying to Edward what I think he is: a vampire. But I’m not scared at all and so he likes me. He’s so poetic. He says I’m his drug.
So then another दिन we go to a meadow and there I किस him for the first time and I discover how fast he can run and wow it’s the perfect प्यार story for someone like me who doesn’t deserves anything at all, because I really don’t have anything special and he’s the perfect man. And besides he showed me what happens in the sun he sparkles! But oh well whatever we’re like a couple so the obvious अगला step is to introduce to his family so I go there one day, a beautiful white house and meet all of them. Alice being the nicest one.
He tells me about the फ्रेंड्स of his father Carlisle and then I go to sleep to his room.
Days pass as usual and our प्यार is even stronger so he asks me to go play baseball with him and his family.
So there we are playing when Alice who sees the future senses that other वैंपायर are coming. The problem being they are not vegetarian. So I meet them and they want to eat me and so it all becomes a big trouble. Edward being the hero as always makes up an awesome plan and I have to leave द्वारा insulting my dad.
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Jasper and Alice take care of me but I escape because I receive a phone call from James . He tells me his hostage is my mom so I go to my old ballet school and he tries to kill me but Edward arrives. He had already bitten me so I am gonna die या become a vampire but Carlisle tells him to suck my blood and he does. Then I lose conscience.
I wake up in a hospital बिस्तर with my mom to my side and Edward there pretending to be asleep. My mom leaves and I tell Edward I wanna go back to Forks and he tells me I’m coming to the prom with him. I agree.
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I’m still the same clumsy imperfect girl but who cares I have a perfect vampire द्वारा my side and I want to become one. I tell him that but he only pretends as his gonna bite me and kisses my neck. And we live happily ever after until अगला book.
The End
Ok probably wasn’t as descriptive as SM but the countdown of words came to
Words:884
She could have saved tons of trees.
And I bet that I didn’t miss anything really really important so my सवाल is how did she drag twilight to become a book that thick?
Well, remember no bashing, this wasn’t meant to do that =)) Have a nice sparkling-free दिन =))
So on with reading
Hi! My name is Bella Swan, I’m moving to Forks because I want to leave my mom with his new boyfriend live happily ever after although I hate where my father leaves. Forks it’s a rainy state and so I’m in an airplane to go to it.
When I arrive there’s my dad. We walk out of the airport not talking much since he is not a man of a lot of words and we ride in his patrol. When I arrive to the familiar house I see a red pickup parked in the drive way. I turn to see my dad and he tells me it’s mine. He tells me he bought it from his friend who is father of Jacob a boy I used to play a lot but don’t remember. My room is old and it still has thing from my childhood and an old computer.
-----_______----------_______--------------
So today is my first दिन of school I don’t think I’m going to be लोकप्रिय because I’m really pale and well I’m really clumsy. I arrive and everyone seems to like me, Jessica is my new friend who is obviously interested in Mike who is in प्यार with me, as well as some other two guys I don’t really care about.
Then it’s time for lunch, I sit in their तालिका, टेबल and chat casually but then I see him. It can’t be real, he’s the most amazing creature on earth and his beautiful but Jessica tells me that no one stands a chance and then I see him looking at me and I melt because of his perfection. I find myself suddenly in love.
Then I have biology class and oh no! The teacher tells me to sit अगला to him. And I do but he doesn’t like me at all, he just stares.
Days pass and he is absent and I am going crazy because I need to see him again. Then one beautiful stormy दिन in biology class he introduces himself whi9ch I already knew since the दिन Jessica told me. And all of a sudden we are best buddies.
_____--------______--------
Then I decide to go to the place where Jacob lives. I talk to him and he says strange things about Edward that I have already discovered द्वारा myself, he seems to like me too.
So I start searching about what Jacob told me and I go one दिन with my फ्रेंड्स to खरीडिए prom dresses which I’m not going but I just went to go to the library. So I go and when I was coming out some gang was trying to rape me या abuse me, I really never got to now because the perfect Edward saves me. And he takes me to dinner
___-----______-------_____-----
I am saying to Edward what I think he is: a vampire. But I’m not scared at all and so he likes me. He’s so poetic. He says I’m his drug.
So then another दिन we go to a meadow and there I किस him for the first time and I discover how fast he can run and wow it’s the perfect प्यार story for someone like me who doesn’t deserves anything at all, because I really don’t have anything special and he’s the perfect man. And besides he showed me what happens in the sun he sparkles! But oh well whatever we’re like a couple so the obvious अगला step is to introduce to his family so I go there one day, a beautiful white house and meet all of them. Alice being the nicest one.
He tells me about the फ्रेंड्स of his father Carlisle and then I go to sleep to his room.
Days pass as usual and our प्यार is even stronger so he asks me to go play baseball with him and his family.
So there we are playing when Alice who sees the future senses that other वैंपायर are coming. The problem being they are not vegetarian. So I meet them and they want to eat me and so it all becomes a big trouble. Edward being the hero as always makes up an awesome plan and I have to leave द्वारा insulting my dad.
___-----_______--------------________
Jasper and Alice take care of me but I escape because I receive a phone call from James . He tells me his hostage is my mom so I go to my old ballet school and he tries to kill me but Edward arrives. He had already bitten me so I am gonna die या become a vampire but Carlisle tells him to suck my blood and he does. Then I lose conscience.
I wake up in a hospital बिस्तर with my mom to my side and Edward there pretending to be asleep. My mom leaves and I tell Edward I wanna go back to Forks and he tells me I’m coming to the prom with him. I agree.
___-----_________-----------------________
I’m still the same clumsy imperfect girl but who cares I have a perfect vampire द्वारा my side and I want to become one. I tell him that but he only pretends as his gonna bite me and kisses my neck. And we live happily ever after until अगला book.
The End
Ok probably wasn’t as descriptive as SM but the countdown of words came to
Words:884
She could have saved tons of trees.
And I bet that I didn’t miss anything really really important so my सवाल is how did she drag twilight to become a book that thick?
Well, remember no bashing, this wasn’t meant to do that =)) Have a nice sparkling-free दिन =))
There are some core things about the mythical creatures I wish Meyer would have दिया an actual explaination for:
Vampires
1. Turning into bats
She could have explained it as bats are attracted to vampires, but she choose not to adress it at all.
2. Sleeping in a coffin
How about that having something to do with them faking their own death या something?
3. Lack of Fangs
An evolution over time to adapt.
4. Sunlight
Related to the fact वैंपायर are considered to be connected to the devil.
Werewolves
1. Full-Moon
They meet at the full-moon.
2. Their Anger Issues (yes, I know that some of the भेड़िया have this)
It could have been explained as a reaction to the moons phases.
3. Pack- Mind
Evolved trait या even a gift from the spirits.
Vampires
1. Turning into bats
She could have explained it as bats are attracted to vampires, but she choose not to adress it at all.
2. Sleeping in a coffin
How about that having something to do with them faking their own death या something?
3. Lack of Fangs
An evolution over time to adapt.
4. Sunlight
Related to the fact वैंपायर are considered to be connected to the devil.
Werewolves
1. Full-Moon
They meet at the full-moon.
2. Their Anger Issues (yes, I know that some of the भेड़िया have this)
It could have been explained as a reaction to the moons phases.
3. Pack- Mind
Evolved trait या even a gift from the spirits.
Jacob: Let me call Bella.*dials Bella's number*
Operator: I am sorry. This person is talking to (Bella's voice)Edward Cullen. Please leave a message after the tone.
*tone never comes up*
Jacob: OH C'MON!
The अगला day.
Jacob: I want Bella NAO!*calls Bella*
(Answering machine): The Swans are out right now, please leave a message after the beep.
[beep never stops]
Jacob: OH C'MON!
The दिन after that:
Bella: *makes a new answering machine*
Jacob: *calls*
[Machine]: Hi, its Bella. If its Jacob, stop leaving messages saying "OH C'MON!" and if your not a Cullen या my dad, don't call me. At ALL!
*beep*
Jacob: NOOOOOO!
*beep*
Jacob: ?
*beep beep beep beep*
{This phone will self destruct in 3, 2, 1}
Jacob: OH C'MON!
[Check the TS spot to see who made it, its me. So don't kill me about 'You चुरा लिया this!'].
Operator: I am sorry. This person is talking to (Bella's voice)Edward Cullen. Please leave a message after the tone.
*tone never comes up*
Jacob: OH C'MON!
The अगला day.
Jacob: I want Bella NAO!*calls Bella*
(Answering machine): The Swans are out right now, please leave a message after the beep.
[beep never stops]
Jacob: OH C'MON!
The दिन after that:
Bella: *makes a new answering machine*
Jacob: *calls*
[Machine]: Hi, its Bella. If its Jacob, stop leaving messages saying "OH C'MON!" and if your not a Cullen या my dad, don't call me. At ALL!
*beep*
Jacob: NOOOOOO!
*beep*
Jacob: ?
*beep beep beep beep*
{This phone will self destruct in 3, 2, 1}
Jacob: OH C'MON!
[Check the TS spot to see who made it, its me. So don't kill me about 'You चुरा लिया this!'].
Created:~Alice~
Q: What to Edward and a क्रिस्मस पेड़ have in common?
A: Their balls are for decoration.
Bella: You're pale white and ice cold...I know what आप are.
Edward: Say it. Say it!
Bella: Vanilla Ice Cream!
Edward: Bella...
Bella: Yes?
Edward: I just want to know how much आप mean to me.
Bella: Aaw...
Edward: आप know, what with me being an ancient VIRGIN vampire and everything...
Bella: Yeah?
Edward: Well, people were starting to think I was, y'know-
Bella: Gay?
Edward: ...
Edward: Old fashioned.
Bella: ...
Bella: Oh.
Q: How do आप kill a brain?
A: Put it in the same room with Ms Meyer and her पुस्तकें and wait for two minutes.
Q: What did bella say when the shops ran low off the glitter?
A: yeeew!!! Edward आप suck!!!!
Q: What to Edward and a क्रिस्मस पेड़ have in common?
A: Their balls are for decoration.
Bella: You're pale white and ice cold...I know what आप are.
Edward: Say it. Say it!
Bella: Vanilla Ice Cream!
Edward: Bella...
Bella: Yes?
Edward: I just want to know how much आप mean to me.
Bella: Aaw...
Edward: आप know, what with me being an ancient VIRGIN vampire and everything...
Bella: Yeah?
Edward: Well, people were starting to think I was, y'know-
Bella: Gay?
Edward: ...
Edward: Old fashioned.
Bella: ...
Bella: Oh.
Q: How do आप kill a brain?
A: Put it in the same room with Ms Meyer and her पुस्तकें and wait for two minutes.
Q: What did bella say when the shops ran low off the glitter?
A: yeeew!!! Edward आप suck!!!!