*Most I made up, a few I admit I saw on a video but I stated these ways in my own words so it is therefore not plagiarism*
1) Tell a fangirl that you'll send her a T-shirt with rare pictures of Edward Cullen on the front and back in two days, make sure she gets extremely excited. When the two days go by, send her a T-shirt with pics of Hagrid from Harry Potter instead.
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2) Tell the fangirls that all gay men sparkle.
3) Tell the fangirls that the Quielete वेयरवोल्फ have major anger management issues if they turn into beasts when they got irritable...
4) Ask them for their Twilight merchandise, and when they ask आप why आप want it, tell them that you're planning a camping trip and आप need the perfect substitute for firewood.
5) Tell them आप know what happens in the end of Midnight Sun. When they ask आप what happens, say that Jasper, Jacob, and Edward finally come out of the closet.
6) Find a website that talks about stalking wife-beaters and post a picture of Edward in it, then दिखाना it to a fangirl.
7) Call Jacob a pedophile in front of fangirls.
8) Call Alice a carjacker
9) Send Stephenie Meyer a page of Twilight fangirls attacking someone who doesn't like Twilight through ई मेल and convince her to stop लेखन the books..
10) Tell them that Renesmee is a true freak of nature
11) Go to the Twilight spot and post hundreds of pics of Dracula, Lestat, and the Wolfman and make the शीर्षक "REAL VAMPIRES" and "REAL WEREWOLVES"
12) दिखाना them this list
If आप don't like these, please be respectful when आप criticize them.....
1) Tell a fangirl that you'll send her a T-shirt with rare pictures of Edward Cullen on the front and back in two days, make sure she gets extremely excited. When the two days go by, send her a T-shirt with pics of Hagrid from Harry Potter instead.
link
2) Tell the fangirls that all gay men sparkle.
3) Tell the fangirls that the Quielete वेयरवोल्फ have major anger management issues if they turn into beasts when they got irritable...
4) Ask them for their Twilight merchandise, and when they ask आप why आप want it, tell them that you're planning a camping trip and आप need the perfect substitute for firewood.
5) Tell them आप know what happens in the end of Midnight Sun. When they ask आप what happens, say that Jasper, Jacob, and Edward finally come out of the closet.
6) Find a website that talks about stalking wife-beaters and post a picture of Edward in it, then दिखाना it to a fangirl.
7) Call Jacob a pedophile in front of fangirls.
8) Call Alice a carjacker
9) Send Stephenie Meyer a page of Twilight fangirls attacking someone who doesn't like Twilight through ई मेल and convince her to stop लेखन the books..
10) Tell them that Renesmee is a true freak of nature
11) Go to the Twilight spot and post hundreds of pics of Dracula, Lestat, and the Wolfman and make the शीर्षक "REAL VAMPIRES" and "REAL WEREWOLVES"
12) दिखाना them this list
If आप don't like these, please be respectful when आप criticize them.....
I used to be a die-hard Twilight fan. (see my username. Damn I wish I'd chosen ANYTHING else sometimes.)
I still like the book in small doses now, and I even write fanfiction for it, but now I've looked critically at SMeyer's characters, and I think I realize what people are talking about when they say Bella हंस is a Mary Sue.
As a person who has seen it from both sides, I'd like to say that maybe Twilight प्रशंसकों didn't see Bella like that to begin with because she has so many "flaws".
I'm not really a mega-supporter of Bella's neediness. And I even, admittedly, wonder why she took Edward back after New Moon. Normal people with lives and better things to do would say, "Hell no am I taking आप back. आप left me crying in a forest, and आप think I'll just come running back to you? आप wanna commit suicide, go right ahead while I get the popcorn."
I still like Twilight. But maybe Bella हंस was kind of 2-Dimensional.
I still like the book in small doses now, and I even write fanfiction for it, but now I've looked critically at SMeyer's characters, and I think I realize what people are talking about when they say Bella हंस is a Mary Sue.
As a person who has seen it from both sides, I'd like to say that maybe Twilight प्रशंसकों didn't see Bella like that to begin with because she has so many "flaws".
I'm not really a mega-supporter of Bella's neediness. And I even, admittedly, wonder why she took Edward back after New Moon. Normal people with lives and better things to do would say, "Hell no am I taking आप back. आप left me crying in a forest, and आप think I'll just come running back to you? आप wanna commit suicide, go right ahead while I get the popcorn."
I still like Twilight. But maybe Bella हंस was kind of 2-Dimensional.