Bwahahaha! Welcome, little people! *cues scary pipe organ music* Yes, the C.A.T.’s out of the bag. It’s true. There are people in existence who do NOT worship the ground the Stephenie Meyer walks on. But before all आप Twi-hards get mad about it and रिपोर्ट us, let me tell आप what this spot is NOT. Twi-haters, this applies to आप as well, so listen up.

This is not an anti spot. (Read that sentence twice, please.)

We are not here to bash Stephenie Meyer या her fans, nor are we here to hate Twilight for the sake of hating it. That’s just as stupid (if not और so) as obsessing over Twilight because of Mr. Sparklepants या attacking others for being critical of Twilight. We are not here to fling personal attacks या nasty insults at people, and we aren’t trying to be trolls या ruin anybody’s fun.

We are here because some people just want a place to get away from all the Twilight worship and find some good discussion about it. This is a sanctuary for us to hang out, poke intelligent fun at it, share our criticisms of the series and get some healthy वाद-विवाद going. Some of us may like Twilight, some of us may not. But we all respect that people can like या dislike whatever they want, and we respect the right to voice those opinions, even if we don’t always agree with them.

So please, Twi-hards – give us the same respect. आप have no reason to come here and complain, या to रिपोर्ट us. We have as much right to be here as आप do. If आप don’t like what we have to say, do the mature thing and walk away. Hate mail will get आप nowhere. You’re और than welcome to शामिल होइए us and add to the discussion if आप want. But if आप come here to troll, whine या flame us for exercising some Free Speech, we will simply point and laugh at आप (and possibly रिपोर्ट your टिप्पणियाँ as spam/abuse), and आप will look very stupid. Capishe?

And Twi-haters – it’s okay to poke Twilight and be deliciously witty and sarcastic...but don’t get nasty. There is a fine line between criticism and cruelty. Don’t say dumb things like “OMG edwards so gay becuz he sparklz,” “twilight sucks [bleep],” etc. Just don’t. If आप have something negative to say about Twilight, please put it in a way that isn’t crude, unintelligent या mean-spirited. If आप don’t want things to get ugly, don’t make them ugly. Comprende?

Good. Now that that’s out of the way, please take a moment to link It’s a सूची of rules and guidelines I’ve created to make sure we can keep some sanity around here, and आप MUST READ IT या SUFFER MY WRATH. *insert बिना सोचे समझे scary pipe organ संगीत here*

(Just kidding. About the “suffer my wrath” thing, I mean. Sorta. Heehee, I प्यार pipe organs…) XD