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posted by GemonkDruid
HOHOHOHO. THERE IS NO PIE. >D

Nah, but instead, I have a really crappy short story. Basically we're studying genres in English, and we're meant to give a 3-minute oral (that's what she said) speech in the form of a short story that reflects the genre that we were assigned to study. I got Detective/Mystery, and I pretty much suck at लेखन anything but... comedy लोल so I need to know if this is good या not. Ignore the names XD I'm gonna change them later लोल coz there are a few SPN and बोन्स fangirls in my class.


Dropping my camera gently to let it hang loose from my neck, I stalked over to my boss, Brennan, excitement bubbling in the pit of my stomach. I live for solving murders. 10 years of fantasizing and 5 years of training have earned me my dream job; working for criminology to help crack murder cases.

Right now, Brennan was questioning the guy who found the body, Jared Padalecki. He was Eli Stone’s (the victim) friend and colleague. “Is there anyone आप know that wanted to harm your friend?” Brennan asked in a low voice. Padalecki didn’t even hesitate to say, “Sam Riley. It all goes back to Sam.”

“Who?” I interjected. Brennan glared at me for a moment before motioning to the witness to continue. “He’s Angie’s ex. Eli’s fiancée’s ex. Had a thing against Eli ever since he चुरा लिया Angie away from him. It’s only just a matter of time.”

Brennan made a ‘hmmm’ noise. At this moment, her partner Booth came back from interviewing the rest of the neighbours. He said, “All of them have only one suspect in mind. Man called Sa-”

“Sam Riley, I know,” she कहा curtly. “Well? We gonna bring him in for questioning?”

“Just sent a cop car out,” Booth replied.

They bring Riley into the interrogation room three hours later, to hear his story. No alibi. Huge motive. Brennan shooed me away, asking me to go back to the crime scene for any follow-up evidence.

When I reached there, the body was still not moved! I asked the M.E. what was up. He कहा there were still body fragments scattered on the lawn, needing to be collected. I went to the main corpse, which looked sickly and disturbing, and गलाना, पिघलता worse. I shuddered. This was the part of crime I could do without.

Suddenly, Padalecki appeared again. I stared at him, unsure of why he would be back. The answer came to me immediately, as he doused the body in gasoline, flicked a lit match on it, and ran away as the body was promptly engulfed in flames. I yelled out, rushing to the body, not thinking. Foolishly beating at the corpse with my bare hands.

An M.E. arrived quickly with water, and I was drenched along with the body. When Brennan arrived at the scene, she took one look at the burns on my hands, and demanded to know what happened.

What did happen? Was Riley still the main suspect? Why did Padalecki burn the body? Did he murder Eli? या was Riley? या maybe something bigger, और sinister than both of them?
CANON vs. FANON -- Reality vs. Imagination

People who aren't really part of any so-called obsessive fandoms may not be aware of this, but there are really quite a few large-ish battle being waged द्वारा sometimes even fanatic people, mostly on this one subject: canon. Is it equivalent to the Holy Bible या not? Is the word of the लेखक really and truly what goes? But wait, maybe I should back up a little.
To put it simply, canon includes everything about a book series etc. that has been verified द्वारा the author/other creator. It can include anything from birthdays and deathdays to who married who,...
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added by kris10853
Song द्वारा Charlie Puth
video
funny
लोल
song
charlie
puth
LOOK AT WHAT I MISSED!!!!!!!!!!!! I was, like, half an घंटा away from them and my parents wouldn't let me go. They were like, "Oh, but most of their प्रशंसकों are drug addicts." and I was like, "Thanks mom."
video
माइ केमिकल रोमैन्स
gerard way
live
chicago
bulletproof दिल
added by GemonkDruid
Source: fyeahmikeyway and mikeyfuckinway on tumblr
added by simpleplan
added by KateKicksAss
posted by emilyroxx
Okay, so everyone probably knows that गूगल has this thing where it tries to guess what
you’re searching द्वारा picking the most searched entries. Some of them are
kind of ridiculous, so I decided to have some fun with it. I typed in
“Are there,” closed my eyes, and picked a बिना सोचे समझे letter of the alphabet.
Here were the results, and my answers:


First, I just put the results for “Are there.”

Are there aliens?
I think so.
Are there snakes in Ireland?
What do आप mean are there snakes in Ireland?
Are there बाघों in Africa?
Probably.
Are there snakes in Hawaii?
There are probably going to be snakes...
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posted by IzzyOzera
The whole conversationd wouldn't fit on one screenshot so here it is;
Stranger: asl
Stranger: ?
You: Oh! There आप are! I've been looking for आप forever!
Stranger: oh really?
You: I'll never say goodbye to you!
You: I'm crazy about you!
You: I प्यार you!
Stranger: is that good या bad?
Stranger: well are आप a guy या a girl?
You: Kurt, don't आप प्यार me?
Stranger: nope guess not
You: But Kurt it's me Blaine!
Stranger: that sucks dont it
You: :'(
Stranger: stop your bitchin
You: Kurt. It's me, Blaine! Your boyfriend.
Stranger: ha fuckin faggot
Stranger: i hate fags
Stranger: they are as bad as niggers and soicks
Stranger: spicks
You: I'M IN A RAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEE. THIS IS THE MADDEST I'VE EVER BEEN!
posted by simpleplan
Since I write songs I figered I should share one with आप guys if आप like it i may post others :P

Promise

Stand tall and try not to regret anything आप did wrong when the world is cracking under your feet just hold on well I promise आप somehow I will follow through I will do anything to save आप maybe we’re making a big mistake your falling in the water I try to grab your hand well I miss again now we're falling well i promise आप some दिन I will follow through I will do anything to save 20 feet we fall when will we hit the ground sun shines above waterfalls make so many sounds but I still...
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Ever wondered what the mighty GemonkDruid, after a long tiring दिन of annoying her fellow Fanpoppers, circles on her TV guide with a big red, "WATCH!" written अगला to it.

The answer is nothing, because she does not watch network TV, let alone has a TV guide. She does bootleg and watch her प्रिय shows on the TV tho.

And what exactly does she watch? A mix of things, most definitely a few Chinese soap operas courtesy of her parents (she cannot understand most of it though), a bit of sitcoms, but the some of the real shows she really gets into are -


... What the fuck are आप doing on my article?...
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added by Fenrir
Source: bestplanking.com
1. How old will आप be in five years?
17 years old

2. Who did आप spend at least two hours with today?
My Mum?

3. How tall are you?
I don't really know...

4. What do आप look आगे to most in the अगला six weeks?
Half term and mine and my फ्रेंड्स birthdays!

5. What's the last movie आप saw?
Umm...probably Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2

6. Who was the last person आप called?
My Mum

7. Who was the last person to call you?
My friend Dani

8. What was the last text message आप received?
Some कुतिया, मतलबी who I don't even like bitching.

9. Who was the last person to leave आप a voicemail?
I have no idea :...
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Funny कोट्स and stiff
I will only stop being your friend when a mute guy tells a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a legless guy walk on water.
Learn the rules so आप know how to properly break them
You have enemies? Good. That means आप stood up for something sometime in your life.
Those are my principals, and if आप don't like them...
... well i have others.
I प्यार irony. आप know what's ironic? How the people who know the least about आप have the most to say.
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
Dear McDonald's Cashier,
Stop looking at me like that. Last time i checked,...
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posted by wotcher-tonks
I just have a few things to say.

I प्यार आप guys!

I प्यार the Biggerstaffs so much!

You guys are the best, craziest, most awesomesauce family ever!

The Biggerstaffs will always be on top.

Every single one of आप is amazing and wonderful in your own way! I'm so glad आप are apart of my life! आप guys make me happy! And really, it's such a nice feeling to know that if I ever feel like I have nobody, I still have all of you. I hope आप all know that all of आप always have the Biggerstaffs!

GD, I apologize for driving आप to suicide! I never meant to. :D Buuut...I want to say thanks to you! आप were...
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posted by xDark_Angelx
“I’m looking for…Wendell and Monica Wilkins.”

The man behind the hotel डेस्क looked up, his eyes watching her above his wire-rimmed glasses. A flicker of wariness filled his eyes. At first, he remained silent. She gulped, and she सवाल even being here. Is this all worth it? I’m wasting their time. They…

Her thoughts were interrupted द्वारा the man’s abrupt reply: “Room 51B-fourth floor. Hallway to the left. आप a relative of theirs?”

Hermione breathed deeply, forcing away any tears. “Yes. Th-thank you, sir.”

The man nodded and waved her away for the अगला person behind her....
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added by alexthedog
Source: ... I forgot.
Not sure about all the different फैन्पॉप users out there? Check out this handy guide! Have a look at some of the extremes of Fanpop-dom without even having to meet users like these. Also, not trying to offend anyone with this, this is just for fun, :)

The Obsessed Fan: As guessable द्वारा the name, this प्रशंसकों level of fandom goes above and beyond normal fans. They are likely to have a यूज़रनाम that pertains to their obsession somehow. Ex: TwiEdwardLuvr, GagaMonster, Shakespeare4Life, etc. (Note: just because someone has a यूज़रनाम pertaining to a certain fandom does not automatically classify someone...
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So as आप all know, I grew up in America, Las Vegas to be exact, and then I moved back to my घर nation, Australia. And during primary school, no-one was particularly curious, but high school is a whole different story. Below are some stupid सवालों I got and my reactions:

1. Were आप born in America?

(No, motherfucker.)

2. Were your parents from America या something?

(Yeah, of course, they're definitely not Asian, I was adopted. /sarcasm.)

3. So, like, how many pairs of shoes did आप buy from New York?

(I've never been to motherfucking New York in my life.)

4. So like, are आप from the 'hood'?...
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posted by GemonkDruid
They wanna grip the cross,
Make cavities,
And just because it purely is a crime
We full-on freak the cops, that causality
And break the walls of cryogenic slime

She कहा come on, come on, किस my battery,
Come on, come on, I’ll be your android girl,
She कहा come on, come on, किस my battery,
Come on, come on and fuck this whole wide world.

Nah, this isn't gonna be an लेख about MCR's song. This is gonna be an लेख about the fuckery that is the school bus system. (Hence the title: Fuck The Wankers That Drive School Buses)

Now, I don't know how आप imagine school buses here in the Great Down Under,...
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 A nerd and a dork mixed
A nerd and a dork mixed
Introduction: While in Kate's room Best and I begaun to make up our own words, now us Biggerstaffs can use them claim they're real words... for we now have Zan and Best's Biggerstaff Dictionary Of Awsome Epicness And Magical Wonder!
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Giemongomous - really really big

Complasult - when someone complaments and inults आप at the same time

Prefectify - the act of making something perfect

Prefectanomial - the thing being prefected

Jumo - The act of dancing out a window, Water created it द्वारा making a typo when typing jump.

Animeies - The plural of anime....
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