(So i found this in my notepad, and I wanted to share.
It's like if आप got in trouble and were forced to write lines.
The reasons the numbers are बिना सोचे समझे are cause these are my प्रिय from some सूची i can no longer find, plus this (*) means that I would so do that. (**) means that I probably would, if I had और balls, या was less lazy, and (***) means I would so do it, if I had फ्रेंड्स to do it with, mostly, फ्रेड and George.

3) No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I must not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.*
8) I will not use Umbridge’s quill to...

hello there, it's me again. lucius_malloy, also known द्वारा very many other names... malloy, emma, emmy, mommy, auntie, shlag... आप get the point. call me what आप feel like, as long as I get that you're talking to me. 
this लेख might turn out kinda long, since I प्यार लेखन all sorts of about me's and stuff. 
having turned 15 years old in december, I am a proud fourth-year ravenclaw. I reside in a small, cold country called finland, tucked away between sweden and russia and not under any condition part of scandinavia. *shudder*. people have rarely heard of finland, but when they have, it's...

आप guys know that, right? I don't have any special power या right over the rest of you. And I thought आप all knew that, but lately it's seemed like maybe not all of आप do.
So, just to clarify: just because I'm oldest according to the पेड़ doesn't mean that I'm some sort of Head Biggerstaff. There is no Head Biggerstaff. There is no one person who gets to make all decisions in a very dictator-like way; we just have to all pitch in and make the best with what we're given.
And yes, maybe lately it's been looking like I've been making decisions, but it's never been me alone, it's always me and...

Siriusly, guys, we can't. What with all the troll business going on (even if it is mostly over now), we have to stay together, okay? And even if there was no threat, we're a family. Families aren't supposed to fight over silly things (Accio, Water, I'm looking at you). Of course, if it were a big thing -- if someone badmouthed someone else, their family IRL, या something to that effect, या basically hurt another Biggerstaff in anyway -- that would be understandable. That, the rest of us would let आप हैश out for a few days, befotr stepping in and trying to help the arguers find a solution....

I should probably post this on the अलगोजा, बेससून, bassoon spot... but whatever. :P

Pros:

- It's a beautiful instrument that should be treasured.

- Also, almost no one plays it, so they're in demand in orchestras and whatnot. HIPSTER INSTRUMENT FTW.

- It's a swear word in German and Finnish and also possibly Italian.

- Sucking on the reed gives me many fond memories of being a baby. ^_^

- If आप put a दस्ताना, दस्ताने on चोटी, शीर्ष of the bell, and play a low B flat, the दस्ताना, दस्ताने will inflate. So freaking cool.

- आप can poke/hit people with it accidentally-on-purpose.

- It gives आप an excuse to be unladylike. In the sitting position,...