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posted by ShiningsTar542
All of us hate to do exercise, but it is necessary to stay fit and healthy. It is worse when the summer is hot and humid and the last thing we want to do is go for a jog...

But, no matter the season it is important to exercise. Staying fit doesn't mean spending 3 hours a दिन at the gym, there are ways to be active in your दिन to दिन life and burn calories at the same time.

For example:

Forget the elevator and the escalator. Take the stairs whenever आप can to keep your behind looking good.

Stand up. Instead of sitting on the bus या train, stand. आप may not realize it, but standing takes और energy then sitting.

Clean up your room, and help around the house. Not only will this please your mother या father, but आप will also be burning calories while आप work.

Don't stay home. Meet up with your friends, go for a walk, and get out and see things! Moving around and staying active is the best way to stay fit. If आप can, go swimming या go for a long walk.

Play with your brothers and sisters या with your pet. Play is a great way to exercise. Whether आप play a game, just mess around, या play fetch with the dog, all of these options are good ways to get moving.

This summer, don't be a slug. Get off the सोफ़ा, सोफे and get moving, आप will feel better and look great.
added by emma-janee
not द्वारा me n thnx for readinnnnnnnnnn........♥♥

ll around us, everyday, there are two groups of people that many believe to be different. Not so! Teen-agers and Seniors have a lot in common. If it's accidentally putting their shoe on the wrong foot या putting their foot in their mouth, there are instances of conduct that are very similar in both groups.

For example:

Both groups like to hang out at fast खाना restaurants and shopping malls.

Both groups have developed their own "walk."

Both groups like to wear clothing that doesn't fit well.

Both groups seem to have questionable facial hair.

Both...
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Stand on चोटी, शीर्ष of the high board and say आप won't come down until your demands are met.
Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their jobs because आप have seen at least 15 people drown today.
Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.
Sit in the baby pool and play with the toys.
Take a flutter board and pretend आप can't swim.
Hit strangers with your flutter board.
Ask an attractive lifeguard to practice CPR on you.
Sit in front of a water jet, make moaning sounds and say, "Oh yeah... oooh that feels soooo good....".
Sit on the चोटी, शीर्ष of the water slide and don't move.
Swim near a stranger and say,...
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I found this one on the internet:

Why did the chicken पार करना, क्रॉस the road?

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN MCCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he was a maverick chicken, and he wanted to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

SARAH PALIN: The chicken had to पार करना, क्रॉस the road because he was not able to find a bridge. Alaskans do not build bridges to nowhere. If he wanted a bridge, he'd have to build it himself.

JOE BIDEN: The chicken crossed the road because...
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added by Rodz
Source: desktopnexus
Found this on Google. Hope it makes ya laugh.

1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals

2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares,…”and see what happens.

3. Go to the Service डेस्क and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.

4. Find one of the workers who is making a pyramid या a display of something and as soon as they are finished with it, ask for the thing that’s on the bottom and have a panic attack until they give it to you.

5. Get on the loud speaker and declare a “Going Out of Business Sale, All Items 99% Off”

6....
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Source: my awesomeness
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Source: Hmmm... Um,well EW.com, Everglow, Mugglenet, me!, forgot the last
posted by jessicamc26
"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do आप want?" "I'm calling to रिपोर्ट my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hidingmarijuana inside his firewood." "Thank आप very much for the call, sir." The अगला day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They searchthe shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, butfind no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"
These are all true, I saw them with my own eyes. They really happened!

1. Texting with BOTH hands (did the forget they were in a car?)
2. A woman putting on make-up while driving on the freeway during rush hour! (WHY? Could it not wait? Was how आप looked और important than DRIVING?)
3. A man unwrapping and eating a full, everything on it, sandwhich while driving. (I guess he was hungry?)

If आप think these are bizzare, it gets better.

4. Someone पढ़ना the newspaper. (I guess he missed the big game?)
5. The dog was on the steering wheel. (No comment.)
6. A woman with her designer shades, bangles...
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There are a plethora of bands out there. Many of them are lesser-known, unfortunately. There’s just not enough time in the world for any one person to know them all… Unless that person is Dan Bergstein. या the Easter Bunny.

Anyhow! I spotted an लेख here on Sparklife listing five bands the world must know, and of course little me thought, “Aha! I could do that!” And here I am, telling y’all about my lovely taste in pretty music! So, without further ado…
1. The Dresden Dolls: This Boston-based duo, Amanda Palmer and Brian Viglione, is epically awesome. They made up their own brand-new...
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posted by cute20k
1. Your पढ़ना my article.
2. You're wondering why you're even पढ़ना this.
4. आप didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did आप notice I skipped number three.
7. आप don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that आप silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then आप realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But आप remember that a fact is something that can be proven right या wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. आप wish आप never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch आप with the missing number this time. या did I?
14. आप wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind पढ़ना powers amaze you.
16. आप totally forgot I was only supposed to tell आप ten facts.
This is just the back story for my Sonic the Hedgehog प्रशंसक character. Do आप think it's good?
***

Atsuko Mana Kenyoku was born in Osaka, Japan. Her interests were American superhero comics, old television, technology, and music. She's very quiet, and sometimes even shy. her mom, Izumi Kenyoku, was a junior high school teacher. and Atsuko's dad, Makoto Kenyoku, worked at a record shop. Atsuko had a 17 साल old brother named Masahiko, who was learning ninjitsu at the time, and was also very skilled at it. He liked to tech her What he knew. the Kenyokus weren't rich, but they had a fair amount of...
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Well, this is what happenes when I get bored...I put a message through every language in Babel मछली and see what I get...and some of the results are really funny. I tried this one to see just how unreliable Babel मछली could be...

Original Message:
I would like to conduct a खोजिए as to how accurate this translator is. As instructed, I have used grammatically sound language and correct spelling. I will put this message through every language inside the translator and see how the final message varies from the original one. If the results turn out as expected, some words will be literally “lost...
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I couldn't post this as a सवाल since it was too long.

Ayways, yes. She is a Twilight प्रशंसक on the Harry Potter virsus Twilight spot. It's not because she likes Twilight. I get along with many people who happen to be Twilighters. आप can find her on the Harry Potter vs. Twilight spot. Anyways, she left a टिप्पणी दे to an answer randomly listing names of people she thought were illiterate, when the सवाल had nothing to do with that. This was her exact comment:
"Coughcough LeggomyGreggo, Mrs-Grint, haropuff95, jedigal1190, ThatDamnLlama, ABCDFan...I could go on"
I took that as a पंच in the stomach....
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posted by ilovepenguins
I didn't write this found it on the net

1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few मिनटों early.

2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

3. Complete the exam with everything आप write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the teacher's left nostril.

5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read सवालों aloud, वाद-विवाद your जवाब with yourself out loud. If asked to stop,...
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posted by 1-2vampire
Ring a Ring a Rosies,
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down


Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children गाना in a row, then आप sneeze and आप fall down. Did आप ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?

Now for the reality.

This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.

Ring a ring a rosies - आप used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how आप knew आप had the plague.

A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)

Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - आप know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)

Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.

Randomness lol.