Here are my सूची of corny jokes. Now i'm just gonna let आप know now i got alot of these from the यूट्यूब channel, vlogbrothers. So check them out too. Prepare to laugh.
(Make sure your not drinking anything या eating anything आप might spit it या something.)
#1 How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank coffee before it was cool.
#2 Why are celsius and farenheit friends?
Because they're fair-in-height. (I came up with that one :)
#3 Why was the झाड़ू late to work?
It overswept!
#4 Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the खाड़ी, बे they'd be bagels.
#5 What's Michelle Obama's प्रिय vegetable?
Barackoli (broccoli)
#6 Why does the मशरूम have so many friends?
Because he's a fungi! (Fun guy)
#7 What do आप call a fake noodle?
An impasta! (Imposter)
#8 How often do i make chemistry jokes?
Periodically.
#9 What do आप call a pencil without lead?
Pointless!
#10 How do आप make an octopus giggle ten times?
आप give him ten-tickles (tenticles)
#11 How do आप make lady gaga cry?
Poker face!
#12 What did Beethoven become when he died?
A decomposer!
#13 What's a chicken's प्रिय composer?
Bach!
#14 What did one eye say to the other eye?
"Between आप and me man, something smells." (Your nose)
#15 What did the stamp say to the envelope?
"Stick with me man, we'll go places."
#16 What did the hat say to the hatrack?
"Stay here, I'll go on a-head."
#17 Why can't आप hear a pteradactyl use the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent (the letter p in the name is silent)
#18 Why did the little boy eat his homework?
The teacher कहा it was a piece of cake.
#19 Why did the टमाटर blush?
It saw the सलाद dressing.
#20 What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
"Ruff!" (Rough)
#21 Why did the man send his phone to school?
He wanted a smartphone (i came up with that one too :)
#22 How do crazy people go through a forest?
They take the psycho path.
#23 How do आप know if it's raining बिल्ली and dogs?
आप step in a poodle (puddle)
#24 How do आप know if a clock is wise?
It goes clockwise (i thought of that)
#25 How do आप get पिकाचू on a bus?
आप पोकेमोन (pok 'em on)
#26 Why can't आप dress with पिकाचू in the room?
He'll पिकाचू (peek at you)
#27 What do आप call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese (so old right?)
#28 How do get holy water?
आप boil the hell out of it!
#29 What starts with "E" ends with "E" but only has one letter in it?
An envelope, duh xD
#30 Why didn't the skeleton पार करना, क्रॉस the road?
He didn't have the guts to.
#31 What did the ghost say to scare the bees?
"BOOOOBEEES!" XD (please don't yell that if your parents are home)
#32 What does an angry pepper do?
It gets jalepeño face! (All up in yo face)
#33 What do आप call an alligator in a vest?
An in- vest-igator investigator
#34 What's गुलाबी and fluffy?
गुलाबी fluff
#34.5 what's blue and fluffy? (Think about it)
गुलाबी fluff holding it's breath.
#35 What happens when आप drink 7 coca colas?
आप burp 7up
#36 Why can't your nose ever be 12 inches long?
Because then it'd be a foot.
#37 why does snoop dog carry an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle!
#38 Why was the police man in bed?
He was undercover.
#39 what did one light bulb say to another light bulb?
"Watts up?" (You know li,e the watts that are in a light bulb?)
#40 what did the मछली say when he hit a concrete wall?
"Dam!"
LAST ONE!
#41 Why can't आप trust lions?
They be lion to you! (Lying)
Alright so those are my corny jokes. Hope आप liked them. Make sure आप check out vlogbrothers they're really cool. Ciao! And rememeber...
(Make sure your not drinking anything या eating anything आप might spit it या something.)
#1 How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank coffee before it was cool.
#2 Why are celsius and farenheit friends?
Because they're fair-in-height. (I came up with that one :)
#3 Why was the झाड़ू late to work?
It overswept!
#4 Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the खाड़ी, बे they'd be bagels.
#5 What's Michelle Obama's प्रिय vegetable?
Barackoli (broccoli)
#6 Why does the मशरूम have so many friends?
Because he's a fungi! (Fun guy)
#7 What do आप call a fake noodle?
An impasta! (Imposter)
#8 How often do i make chemistry jokes?
Periodically.
#9 What do आप call a pencil without lead?
Pointless!
#10 How do आप make an octopus giggle ten times?
आप give him ten-tickles (tenticles)
#11 How do आप make lady gaga cry?
Poker face!
#12 What did Beethoven become when he died?
A decomposer!
#13 What's a chicken's प्रिय composer?
Bach!
#14 What did one eye say to the other eye?
"Between आप and me man, something smells." (Your nose)
#15 What did the stamp say to the envelope?
"Stick with me man, we'll go places."
#16 What did the hat say to the hatrack?
"Stay here, I'll go on a-head."
#17 Why can't आप hear a pteradactyl use the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent (the letter p in the name is silent)
#18 Why did the little boy eat his homework?
The teacher कहा it was a piece of cake.
#19 Why did the टमाटर blush?
It saw the सलाद dressing.
#20 What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
"Ruff!" (Rough)
#21 Why did the man send his phone to school?
He wanted a smartphone (i came up with that one too :)
#22 How do crazy people go through a forest?
They take the psycho path.
#23 How do आप know if it's raining बिल्ली and dogs?
आप step in a poodle (puddle)
#24 How do आप know if a clock is wise?
It goes clockwise (i thought of that)
#25 How do आप get पिकाचू on a bus?
आप पोकेमोन (pok 'em on)
#26 Why can't आप dress with पिकाचू in the room?
He'll पिकाचू (peek at you)
#27 What do आप call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese (so old right?)
#28 How do get holy water?
आप boil the hell out of it!
#29 What starts with "E" ends with "E" but only has one letter in it?
An envelope, duh xD
#30 Why didn't the skeleton पार करना, क्रॉस the road?
He didn't have the guts to.
#31 What did the ghost say to scare the bees?
"BOOOOBEEES!" XD (please don't yell that if your parents are home)
#32 What does an angry pepper do?
It gets jalepeño face! (All up in yo face)
#33 What do आप call an alligator in a vest?
An in- vest-igator investigator
#34 What's गुलाबी and fluffy?
गुलाबी fluff
#34.5 what's blue and fluffy? (Think about it)
गुलाबी fluff holding it's breath.
#35 What happens when आप drink 7 coca colas?
आप burp 7up
#36 Why can't your nose ever be 12 inches long?
Because then it'd be a foot.
#37 why does snoop dog carry an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle!
#38 Why was the police man in bed?
He was undercover.
#39 what did one light bulb say to another light bulb?
"Watts up?" (You know li,e the watts that are in a light bulb?)
#40 what did the मछली say when he hit a concrete wall?
"Dam!"
LAST ONE!
#41 Why can't आप trust lions?
They be lion to you! (Lying)
Alright so those are my corny jokes. Hope आप liked them. Make sure आप check out vlogbrothers they're really cool. Ciao! And rememeber...
Ok I did not make that,my brother some how found out my पासवर्ड for फैन्पॉप and decided to mess around with it,i have seen the टिप्पणियाँ and no i am not a idiot,tell that to my dumb brother.
that being कहा i removed it cause of course i don't want people seeing that thinking i am insane,so anybody who read it please just ignore it.
i changed my पासवर्ड so that won't happen again, so yeah sorry about that,he might do it again though so if आप see some retarded post made द्वारा me please note it is my brother making me look like an idiot.
soo yeah that's all sorry about it and have a nice day
for anybody who didn't read my brothers dumb post its just him saying quote on quote 'slut slut in the tub tub' and a bunch of other dumb stuff, and if आप don't believe me then find your choice.
that being कहा i removed it cause of course i don't want people seeing that thinking i am insane,so anybody who read it please just ignore it.
i changed my पासवर्ड so that won't happen again, so yeah sorry about that,he might do it again though so if आप see some retarded post made द्वारा me please note it is my brother making me look like an idiot.
soo yeah that's all sorry about it and have a nice day
for anybody who didn't read my brothers dumb post its just him saying quote on quote 'slut slut in the tub tub' and a bunch of other dumb stuff, and if आप don't believe me then find your choice.
फ्रोज़न fever starts off with Elsa deciding what to put on चोटी, शीर्ष of Anna's birthday cake. After she dose that she finds Olaf eating her ice cream cake. So she leaves Kristoff in charge. Than she tries to wake Anna up and get her ready for the party. Anna soon discovers that somehow got a COLD even when she lived in a ICE गढ़, महल for half of Frozen. And than she starts sneezing and dose not notice that every time she sneezes she poofs up बिना सोचे समझे snowmen that for some reason never melt.
And that was Olaf playing with the sneezed up snow monsters. And as Elsa gets और sick she still tells Anna that she is fine, but proves other wise when she starts अभिनय like a drunk. When they both end up at the party while trying to get Elsa to बिस्तर they find out that thanks to Olaf,Kristoff and the snow monster the party didn't turn out so bad. So over all I have got to say it was a pretty good short the best I have seen for a long time. And so I rate it a 100/100
And that was Olaf playing with the sneezed up snow monsters. And as Elsa gets और sick she still tells Anna that she is fine, but proves other wise when she starts अभिनय like a drunk. When they both end up at the party while trying to get Elsa to बिस्तर they find out that thanks to Olaf,Kristoff and the snow monster the party didn't turn out so bad. So over all I have got to say it was a pretty good short the best I have seen for a long time. And so I rate it a 100/100
"Break Your Heart"
Whoa whoa
Now listen to me baby
Before I प्यार and leave you
They call me दिल breaker
I don't wanna deceive you
[Chorus:]
If आप fall for me
I'm not easy to please
I might tear आप apart
Told आप from the start,
Baby from the start.
I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]
Whoa whoa
There's no point trying to hide it
No point trying to evade it
I know I got a problem
Problem with misbehaving
[Chorus]
I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]
Whoa whoa [2x]
And I know karma's gonna get me back for being so cold
Like a big bad भेड़िया I'm born to be bad and bad to the bone
If आप fall for me I'm only gonna tear आप apart
Told ya from the start.
I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]
Whoa whoa whoa.... [4x]
Whoa whoa
Now listen to me baby
Before I प्यार and leave you
They call me दिल breaker
I don't wanna deceive you
[Chorus:]
If आप fall for me
I'm not easy to please
I might tear आप apart
Told आप from the start,
Baby from the start.
I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]
Whoa whoa
There's no point trying to hide it
No point trying to evade it
I know I got a problem
Problem with misbehaving
[Chorus]
I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]
Whoa whoa [2x]
And I know karma's gonna get me back for being so cold
Like a big bad भेड़िया I'm born to be bad and bad to the bone
If आप fall for me I'm only gonna tear आप apart
Told ya from the start.
I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]
Whoa whoa whoa.... [4x]
It all starts off with a man runing from the nothwind a magic snowstorm that can freeze anything! His name was master vagard. He made magic mirrors that the snow क्वीन who had sent the northwind had feared vary much. When he got घर the northwind broke in both the master vagard and his wife was froze but there 2 children who were hideing in the closet had taken a mirror that saved them. gdsidggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu h-elp blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blublu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu