Here are my सूची of corny jokes. Now i'm just gonna let आप know now i got alot of these from the यूट्यूब channel, vlogbrothers. So check them out too. Prepare to laugh.
(Make sure your not drinking anything या eating anything आप might spit it या something.)
#1 How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank coffee before it was cool.
#2 Why are celsius and farenheit friends?
Because they're fair-in-height. (I came up with that one :)
#3 Why was the झाड़ू late to work?
It overswept!
#4 Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the खाड़ी, बे they'd be bagels.
#5 What's Michelle Obama's प्रिय vegetable?
Barackoli (broccoli)
#6 Why does the मशरूम have so many friends?
Because he's a fungi! (Fun guy)
#7 What do आप call a fake noodle?
An impasta! (Imposter)
#8 How often do i make chemistry jokes?
Periodically.
#9 What do आप call a pencil without lead?
Pointless!
#10 How do आप make an octopus giggle ten times?
आप give him ten-tickles (tenticles)
#11 How do आप make lady gaga cry?
Poker face!
#12 What did Beethoven become when he died?
A decomposer!
#13 What's a chicken's प्रिय composer?
Bach!
#14 What did one eye say to the other eye?
"Between आप and me man, something smells." (Your nose)
#15 What did the stamp say to the envelope?
"Stick with me man, we'll go places."
#16 What did the hat say to the hatrack?
"Stay here, I'll go on a-head."
#17 Why can't आप hear a pteradactyl use the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent (the letter p in the name is silent)
#18 Why did the little boy eat his homework?
The teacher कहा it was a piece of cake.
#19 Why did the टमाटर blush?
It saw the सलाद dressing.
#20 What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
"Ruff!" (Rough)
#21 Why did the man send his phone to school?
He wanted a smartphone (i came up with that one too :)
#22 How do crazy people go through a forest?
They take the psycho path.
#23 How do आप know if it's raining बिल्ली and dogs?
आप step in a poodle (puddle)
#24 How do आप know if a clock is wise?
It goes clockwise (i thought of that)
#25 How do आप get पिकाचू on a bus?
आप पोकेमोन (pok 'em on)
#26 Why can't आप dress with पिकाचू in the room?
He'll पिकाचू (peek at you)
#27 What do आप call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese (so old right?)
#28 How do get holy water?
आप boil the hell out of it!
#29 What starts with "E" ends with "E" but only has one letter in it?
An envelope, duh xD
#30 Why didn't the skeleton पार करना, क्रॉस the road?
He didn't have the guts to.
#31 What did the ghost say to scare the bees?
"BOOOOBEEES!" XD (please don't yell that if your parents are home)
#32 What does an angry pepper do?
It gets jalepeño face! (All up in yo face)
#33 What do आप call an alligator in a vest?
An in- vest-igator investigator
#34 What's गुलाबी and fluffy?
गुलाबी fluff
#34.5 what's blue and fluffy? (Think about it)
गुलाबी fluff holding it's breath.
#35 What happens when आप drink 7 coca colas?
आप burp 7up
#36 Why can't your nose ever be 12 inches long?
Because then it'd be a foot.
#37 why does snoop dog carry an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle!
#38 Why was the police man in bed?
He was undercover.
#39 what did one light bulb say to another light bulb?
"Watts up?" (You know li,e the watts that are in a light bulb?)
#40 what did the मछली say when he hit a concrete wall?
"Dam!"
LAST ONE!
#41 Why can't आप trust lions?
They be lion to you! (Lying)
Alright so those are my corny jokes. Hope आप liked them. Make sure आप check out vlogbrothers they're really cool. Ciao! And rememeber...
(Make sure your not drinking anything या eating anything आप might spit it या something.)
#1 How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank coffee before it was cool.
#2 Why are celsius and farenheit friends?
Because they're fair-in-height. (I came up with that one :)
#3 Why was the झाड़ू late to work?
It overswept!
#4 Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the खाड़ी, बे they'd be bagels.
#5 What's Michelle Obama's प्रिय vegetable?
Barackoli (broccoli)
#6 Why does the मशरूम have so many friends?
Because he's a fungi! (Fun guy)
#7 What do आप call a fake noodle?
An impasta! (Imposter)
#8 How often do i make chemistry jokes?
Periodically.
#9 What do आप call a pencil without lead?
Pointless!
#10 How do आप make an octopus giggle ten times?
आप give him ten-tickles (tenticles)
#11 How do आप make lady gaga cry?
Poker face!
#12 What did Beethoven become when he died?
A decomposer!
#13 What's a chicken's प्रिय composer?
Bach!
#14 What did one eye say to the other eye?
"Between आप and me man, something smells." (Your nose)
#15 What did the stamp say to the envelope?
"Stick with me man, we'll go places."
#16 What did the hat say to the hatrack?
"Stay here, I'll go on a-head."
#17 Why can't आप hear a pteradactyl use the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent (the letter p in the name is silent)
#18 Why did the little boy eat his homework?
The teacher कहा it was a piece of cake.
#19 Why did the टमाटर blush?
It saw the सलाद dressing.
#20 What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
"Ruff!" (Rough)
#21 Why did the man send his phone to school?
He wanted a smartphone (i came up with that one too :)
#22 How do crazy people go through a forest?
They take the psycho path.
#23 How do आप know if it's raining बिल्ली and dogs?
आप step in a poodle (puddle)
#24 How do आप know if a clock is wise?
It goes clockwise (i thought of that)
#25 How do आप get पिकाचू on a bus?
आप पोकेमोन (pok 'em on)
#26 Why can't आप dress with पिकाचू in the room?
He'll पिकाचू (peek at you)
#27 What do आप call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese (so old right?)
#28 How do get holy water?
आप boil the hell out of it!
#29 What starts with "E" ends with "E" but only has one letter in it?
An envelope, duh xD
#30 Why didn't the skeleton पार करना, क्रॉस the road?
He didn't have the guts to.
#31 What did the ghost say to scare the bees?
"BOOOOBEEES!" XD (please don't yell that if your parents are home)
#32 What does an angry pepper do?
It gets jalepeño face! (All up in yo face)
#33 What do आप call an alligator in a vest?
An in- vest-igator investigator
#34 What's गुलाबी and fluffy?
गुलाबी fluff
#34.5 what's blue and fluffy? (Think about it)
गुलाबी fluff holding it's breath.
#35 What happens when आप drink 7 coca colas?
आप burp 7up
#36 Why can't your nose ever be 12 inches long?
Because then it'd be a foot.
#37 why does snoop dog carry an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle!
#38 Why was the police man in bed?
He was undercover.
#39 what did one light bulb say to another light bulb?
"Watts up?" (You know li,e the watts that are in a light bulb?)
#40 what did the मछली say when he hit a concrete wall?
"Dam!"
LAST ONE!
#41 Why can't आप trust lions?
They be lion to you! (Lying)
Alright so those are my corny jokes. Hope आप liked them. Make sure आप check out vlogbrothers they're really cool. Ciao! And rememeber...
1.) Start saying the सवालों really loudly and if they try to tell आप to be quite say "shhh this is a test आप know, gosh!"
2.) In a maths test start whispering बिना सोचे समझे numbers to the person अगला to आप and then when the teacher tells आप off say "They made me give them the जवाब या they कहा they'd kill me!" Then glare at them.
3.) Laugh hysterically and when people stare at आप say "What are आप lookin at!" या "Stop trying to copy my answers!"
4.) Get on चोटी, शीर्ष of the तालिका, टेबल and start doing the macarena.
5.) After you've wrote your name on the test, start screaming and when the teacher comes over and asks whats wrong say "How does the test know what my name is! Have आप been spying on me and teling it everything!"
2.) In a maths test start whispering बिना सोचे समझे numbers to the person अगला to आप and then when the teacher tells आप off say "They made me give them the जवाब या they कहा they'd kill me!" Then glare at them.
3.) Laugh hysterically and when people stare at आप say "What are आप lookin at!" या "Stop trying to copy my answers!"
4.) Get on चोटी, शीर्ष of the तालिका, टेबल and start doing the macarena.
5.) After you've wrote your name on the test, start screaming and when the teacher comes over and asks whats wrong say "How does the test know what my name is! Have आप been spying on me and teling it everything!"
There's a place in my mind
No one knows where it hides
And my कल्पना is flying
It's a गढ़, महल in the sky
It's a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law
Take your sword and your shield
There's a battle on the field
You're a knight and you're right
So with ड्रॅगन्स now you'll fight
And my fancy is flying
It's a गढ़, महल in the sky
या there's nothing out there
These are castles in the air
Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
कल्पना is not a crime
Find your गढ़, महल in the sky
You've got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts
You've got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads आप to the moon 'cause..."
No one knows where it hides
And my कल्पना is flying
It's a गढ़, महल in the sky
It's a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law
Take your sword and your shield
There's a battle on the field
You're a knight and you're right
So with ड्रॅगन्स now you'll fight
And my fancy is flying
It's a गढ़, महल in the sky
या there's nothing out there
These are castles in the air
Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
कल्पना is not a crime
Find your गढ़, महल in the sky
You've got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts
You've got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads आप to the moon 'cause..."
CAALLIIOOPPEE CHHAANNEELL!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's me your host Invader Calliope ^^
Can आप believe were already on our ninth episode!
TIME SURE FLIES!Welcome to another happy episode of Calliope Channel! Well today were gonna bring another character out! And it's.....Lardnard!
Invader Calliope:SO COME OUT!
Lardnard:Oh *falls*
Invader Calliope:You sound like some nerdy turtle.
Lardnard:Well umm i'm here.
Invader Calliope:FINALLY THINGS ARE PICKING UP AROUND HERE!
Lardnard:Yeah!
Invader Calliope:Yeah.That's how आप respond.
Lardnard:Umm is there a problem.
Invader Calliope:Ohhh nothing! Oh NO WERE OUTTA TIME BYE ME!
The End!
It's me your host Invader Calliope ^^
Can आप believe were already on our ninth episode!
TIME SURE FLIES!Welcome to another happy episode of Calliope Channel! Well today were gonna bring another character out! And it's.....Lardnard!
Invader Calliope:SO COME OUT!
Lardnard:Oh *falls*
Invader Calliope:You sound like some nerdy turtle.
Lardnard:Well umm i'm here.
Invader Calliope:FINALLY THINGS ARE PICKING UP AROUND HERE!
Lardnard:Yeah!
Invader Calliope:Yeah.That's how आप respond.
Lardnard:Umm is there a problem.
Invader Calliope:Ohhh nothing! Oh NO WERE OUTTA TIME BYE ME!
The End!
CHHHAAAAAANNNNNNNEEEEELLLL!
Hia everyone I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
TIME FOR THE SIX EPISODE OF CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I hope आप are getting use to this दिखाना cuz I am!
Well todays specail guest is......Angry monkey!
Angry Monkey:Gir
Invader Calliope:Did आप say something!
Angry Monkey:Uh nothing s-sorry.
Invader Calliope:Well it looks like the Angry Monkey is'nt use to interviews!He must be nervous because of all the people watching!
Angry Monkey:*scared*
Invader Calliope:So anyway wait we are all outta time well BYE EVERYONE!I hope आप enjoy the picture!
The End!
CCAALLIIOOPPEE
CCHHAANNEEL!
HIA EVERYONE WELCOME TO CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS NICE TO SEE आप AGAIN!
I WILL BE GIVING आप 120 PERCENT!
TODAYS SPECAIL GUEST तारा, स्टार IS....
Dib:DIIIB!
Invader Calliope:HEY!
Dib:What?
Invader Calliope: DON'T आप EVER CUT ME OFF AGAIN!
Dib:I'M SORRY!
Invader Calliope:THIS IS'NT KIDS PLAY! SO आप BETTER HANDLE YOUR SELF या I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR OFF INVADER ZIM!
Dib:I'm sorry! I'm really very sorry!
Invader Calliope:Ok because Dib was so horrible I will end the दिखाना earlyer!Bye!
The End
CCHHAANNEEL!
HIA EVERYONE WELCOME TO CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS NICE TO SEE आप AGAIN!
I WILL BE GIVING आप 120 PERCENT!
TODAYS SPECAIL GUEST तारा, स्टार IS....
Dib:DIIIB!
Invader Calliope:HEY!
Dib:What?
Invader Calliope: DON'T आप EVER CUT ME OFF AGAIN!
Dib:I'M SORRY!
Invader Calliope:THIS IS'NT KIDS PLAY! SO आप BETTER HANDLE YOUR SELF या I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR OFF INVADER ZIM!
Dib:I'm sorry! I'm really very sorry!
Invader Calliope:Ok because Dib was so horrible I will end the दिखाना earlyer!Bye!
The End