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posted by x-menobsessed26
your mum is so fat when she stands on the इंद्रधनुष she makes skittles

ur mama's so ugly she called bob the builder and he said, I cant fix that-

Your mama so fat, when she went to the airport the cops arrested her for having ten pounds of crack

Your mama teeth is so yellow, when she went outside and smiled, cars slowed down

Your mama so fat, when she went into the ocean whales stared singing, "WE ARE FAMILY EVEN THOUGH YOUR FATTER THAN ME"

Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the moon it broke

Your mama so ugly, when she looked out the window she got aressted for mooning

आप were so ugly at birth, your parents named आप **** Happens.

You're so ugly, आप have to put a bag on your head to get your dog to hump your leg

You're so ugly, when आप walk into the bank they turn off the cameras.

You're so ugly, आप went to a haunted house and came out with an application

You're so ugly, when आप were born they put tinted windows on your incubator.

You're so ugly, आप have to sneak up on your mirror.

You're so ugly, your doctor is a vet.

You're so ugly, when आप were born the doctor took one look at आप and slapped your parents.

You're so ugly, आप stuck your head out of the car window and got arrested for mooning.

You're so ugly, your pet name is Scooby-Doo.

You're so ugly, आप have to Trick या Treat द्वारा phone.

You're so ugly, when your mother went into labor your father went into shock.

You're so ugly, when we play peek-a-boo - first I peeked, then I booed.

You're so ugly, आप can sink your face in dough and make monster cookies.

You're so ugly, they call आप टैको, taco Bell, when people see आप they run for the border.

You're so ugly, आप make onions cry.

You're so ugly, the tide wouldn't bring आप in.

You're so ugly, आप make blind kids cry.

You're so ugly, farmers use your picture as a scarecrow.

You're so ugly, every time आप go out आप get chased द्वारा the dog catcher.

You're so ugly, they call आप Moses because every time आप step in the lake, the water parts.

You're so ugly, when आप threw a boomerang it didn't come back.

Your so fat when आप put a yellow rain जैकेट on people yelled out taxi haha.

Yo mama stank so bad that all the power went off in the house.

Yo mama stank so bad when she walked past the skunks they कहा 123 get yo stanky self away from me.

Yo mama look so ugly that her mama was jealous

yo mama so dum tahta she wanted $25.00 and somebody offered $20,000,000.00 and she didn't take it.

yo mama so dumb she lock herself on a motorcycle

yo mama so fat that when she went to a hotel and asked for a water बिस्तर they put a blanket ove the ocean.

Yo mama so fat when she sat on the sofa the house colapsed.

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow dress the kids line up for school.

Yo mama so fat when she wears a red dress all of the kids start to sing "Kool Aid!"
posted by ChiliPepperLuv
1. Why did the turkey पार करना, क्रॉस the road? He wasn't a chicken.
2. Knock, knock! Who's there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee, I ring the doorbell.
3. If आप are American in the living room, what are आप in the bathroom? European (you're a peein')!
4. What did the science book say to the math book? Boy, do आप have problems!
5. When I fell down, a friend asked, "Are आप all right?" I replied, "No, I'm half left."
6. What do आप get when आप पार करना, क्रॉस a hedgehog with a turtle? A slow poke
7. Why do skunks like Valentine's Day? They're scent-imental.
8. Knock, knock! Who's there? Urine. Urine who? Urine...
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This is Remi Gaillard.He is from France.He is so crazy!!!!Watch him on YouTube!:) And plz comment!!!
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posted by Directioner3300
Ok so here are three of my jokes that I came up with.They just popped into my head a couple of times and when I wanted to post it somewhere I decided to post them right here.
So I hope आप like the jokes!! :)
Ok so here's my first one that I came up with.
1.What kind of creature do आप see in a dark alley?
An alley-gator!!!!

2.What does a तोता use to get out of an airplane?
A parrot-chute!!!!

And last but not least.
द्वारा the way those who aren't Jewish the Hora is a dance that Jewish people do for Hanukkah.And this joke is based on the Hora.

3.What did the man say when he कहा something bad during the dance?
That was Hora-ble!!!!
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this is madd funny my mom died listening to this
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