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दिखाया जा रहा हैं 1-10 में से 50 वॉल एंट्री

ChiliPepperLuv कहा …
One difference between a गिटार and a मछली is that आप can't tuna fish. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
laugh
ChiliPepperLuv कहा …
Congress is like क्रिस्मस lights. Half of them don't work, and those that do aren't very bright. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
ImAnEasel कहा …
What do आप find in ancient Greece?

...

Ancient chips! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
ChiliPepperLuv कहा …
What did the blanket say to the bed? I've got आप covered! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
ChiliPepperLuv कहा …
What did the person at the bridge tell the घंटी, बेल before the घंटी, बेल went under the bridge? "Toll, please!" पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
ChiliPepperLuv कहा …
Two sharks are eating a clown fish. One of them says, "I don't know about you, but this tastes funny to me." पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
ChiliPepperLuv कहा …
Knock, knock! Who's there? Ida. Ida who? Ida rather not be here. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
ChiliPepperLuv कहा …
A hamburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve खाना here." पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
ChiliPepperLuv कहा …
What did the hedgehog say when he backed into a cactus? "Is that you, Mum?" पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
ChiliPepperLuv कहा …
Why did the farmer stomp in his field and pour ग्रेवी on it? He was trying to grow mashed potatoes with gravy. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
ChiliPepperLuv कहा …
What did one eye say to the other? "Just between आप and me, something smells." पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
meh
FLUFFYMUFFIN कहा …
Oh Latvians...stop making jokes...there not funny -_- पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
FLUFFYMUFFIN टिप्पणी जोड़ा गया हे…
POTATO!!!!!!!! :D एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
ChiliPepperLuv कहा …
What do आप call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what आप call him. He's not going to come. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
shawneld कहा …
Here is a funny joke oh no girl did u not know combs were Even ... पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
big smile
PearsAreCute कहा …
I laugh at everything!!!!!!!!!!! Lol!!! XD पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
big smile
teacupitty43 कहा …
a girl breaks up with her boyfriend others think she's bi
boy 1 wanna run for boys 100m dash? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
laugh
MoonNimbus15612 कहा …
Sam finds him a new one, and the chicken goes back out, book under his wing.Later,the chicken comes back!"Book,bookbook!" he says. He walks out after the Sam gets him a book.Sam follows the chicken.After a while, they end up at the back of a farm. He keeps following the chicken until they get to a pond with a large lillipad with a large frog on top. The chicken walks right up to the frog and hands him the book.
The Frog, astonishingly, shakes his head, and says, "Read it. Read it"!!!
LOL!!!!!! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
MoonNimbus15612 टिप्पणी जोड़ा गया हे…
THAT IS PART TWO, READ PART ONE FIRST एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
jessy_an टिप्पणी जोड़ा गया हे…
लोल XD एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
MoonNimbus15612 कहा …
PART ONE
A chicken walks into the library,up to the front desk. He says to Sam the librarian, "Book, book book!" So the Sam gets him a book. The chicken walks out with the book under its wing.Half an घंटा later, the chicken comes back. Again he says, "Book, book book!" and puts the old book on the desk.
END OF PART ONE
(Its too long to fit it in one post) पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
girlygumdrop कहा …
100 funny ways to answer your phone and they're hilarious!!
link पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
laugh
girlygumdrop कहा …
what did Dora and Diego say when they went to a hotel?
a: WE DId WE DID IT! u know like the song at the end of each show
like if u get it पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
laugh
DimiFF कहा …
Mum:What's the first thing आप learnt at school???
Daughter:How to speak without moving my lips:D

Mum:What are आप going to dress up in the school हैलोवीन party???
Daughter:A pupil
Mum:A pupil??But pupil आप are every दिन at school,aren't you???
Daughter:No mum at school i go as a tourist :D पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
teacupitty43 टिप्पणी जोड़ा गया हे…
लोल एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
laugh
ilurvebooks कहा …
Doctor: "Why should I examine you? You'll never pay me!"
Patient: " Why should I pay you?! You're completely incompetent!"
Doctor: "Good point"
( places stethoscope on patient's forehead)
Doctor: " Turn your head and cough" पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
monkey
dotsilvia कहा …
i heared thiz from my friend at my school so i thought y not put it on here: wat do u call black people standing in front of white people = an eclipse.
again i got thiz joke from my friend at my school पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
Zekrom676 टिप्पणी जोड़ा गया हे…
but what do u call the other way around ? एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
dotsilvia टिप्पणी जोड़ा गया हे…
i got no idea एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
dotsilvia टिप्पणी जोड़ा गया हे…
on monday my friend tolled me the other way around is a full moon एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
Make-me-laugh कहा …
I like jokes that are so awful, but are so funny 'coz they're bad. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
Sutelc22 कहा …
what do आप call 500 indians without titys? indian,nippleless,500 पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
Sutelc22 कहा …
my friend has a motorcycle made of 2 द्वारा 4s.when he starts it up it goes....wooden....wooden. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
monkey
sayou कहा …
i like jokes whenever iam in a good या a bad mood..!! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
kaa81195 कहा …
People who ask "Can I ask आप a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy? I loled forever पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
Buggie31 टिप्पणी जोड़ा गया हे…
Bahaha I प्यार that! एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
laugh
imteamedward कहा …
thats ssssooooo funny :P पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
football444 कहा …
I am the 500th प्रशंसक पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
dizzydiscgirl टिप्पणी जोड़ा गया हे…
Cool!!! एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
sayou टिप्पणी जोड़ा गया हे…
yea,i am the 530 th,lol एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
wolfclan121 कहा …
How much cocaine can Charile Sheen handle a week?? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
wolfclan121 टिप्पणी जोड़ा गया हे…
Enough to kill two and a half men! एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
wolfclan121 टिप्पणी जोड़ा गया हे…
lolz एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
xAnberlinx टिप्पणी जोड़ा गया हे…
XD एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
Taylor_Swift_13 कहा …
Ok....so the grandma thinks लोल means lots of प्यार so she texts her grandaugter "my dog died LOL" haha पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
Mama-Mia टिप्पणी जोड़ा गया हे…
DRY! एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
Taylor_Swift_13 टिप्पणी जोड़ा गया हे…
WTF!!!! एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
Tweetybirds1 टिप्पणी जोड़ा गया हे…
i agree with mama mia srry but thts DRY! एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
sonnybill कहा …
i have a joke for आप if आप read my comment
पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
DevonBs टिप्पणी जोड़ा गया हे…
haha hehe एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
Tweetybirds1 टिप्पणी जोड़ा गया हे…
good one एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
sonnybill टिप्पणी जोड़ा गया हे…
ohh एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
sonnybill टिप्पणी जोड़ा गया हे…
na i dont sorry एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
maddie1558 कहा …
Chris Brown
LiL Wayne, Chris Brown + J.Holiday just died.Lil Wayne choked on a lollipop. Chris Brown Had NO AIR and J.Holiday Suffcated.*

पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
ashlii टिप्पणी जोड़ा गया हे…
lolxz. एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
maddie1558 कहा …
Fluff
What is गुलाबी and fluffy?

गुलाबी fluff!

पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
maddie1558 कहा …
ketchup
there was a daddy tomato,a mommy, and a kid tomato. The kid टमाटर said”where are we going?” The daddy टमाटर said”chut up already, come on we don’t have all day”. The daddy टमाटर went over to the kid टमाटर and stepped on him and कहा KETCHUP!!!

पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
lily649 कहा …
somebody read this

i am wee todd did
i am wee todd did
i am sofa king wee todd did

read it over and over till आप get it u will probably laugh पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
montgomeryraina टिप्पणी जोड़ा गया हे…
lolz I GOT IT! :D XD एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
twilightlover73 टिप्पणी जोड़ा गया हे…
LMAO! good one! एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
dizzydiscgirl टिप्पणी जोड़ा गया हे…
LOL!!!!! एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
big smile
Emily_is_COOl कहा …
Dear cosmetic companies,

Thanks for putting that, "For external use only" sticker on my lotion.

Sincerely, was definitely planning to drink it. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
cookieomnomnom टिप्पणी जोड़ा गया हे…
I eat all my makeup 0_0....what ov it?? एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
dizzydiscgirl टिप्पणी जोड़ा गया हे…
^ wtf lol! एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
big smile
twilightlover73 कहा …
Another drawing competition, a participant came up to the referee and showed him an empty paper, the referee: What is on your drawing? The guy: A cow eating grass. Referee: Where is the grass? Guy: The cow ate it. Referee: Where is the cow? Guy: She went to look for घास in another place. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
sonnybill टिप्पणी जोड़ा गया हे…
DRY! एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
wolfclan121 टिप्पणी जोड़ा गया हे…
??? एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
twilightlover73 कहा …
There was a competition for the fastest drawing, one guy drew a dot and कहा "finished!" The referee asked him :What is that on your drawing?" The guy answered "An हाथी coming from far. far, far, far, far, far away" पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
sonnybill टिप्पणी जोड़ा गया हे…
आप are SOOO DRY! एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
sonnybill टिप्पणी जोड़ा गया हे…
HONESTLY एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
3mmarose कहा …
the red man was in the शावर, शॉवर when the green man knocked and his door, the red man quickly put a towel on and went downstairs but as soon as the red man opened the door his towel fell down. the green man ran across the road in shock horror and got knocked down द्वारा a car.

The moral या this story is to NEVER run across the road when the red man flashes :L xxxx haha पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
jbiebgirl100 टिप्पणी जोड़ा गया हे…
um एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
3mmarose टिप्पणी जोड़ा गया हे…
my litlle sister told me that :L Xxxx एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
sonnybill टिप्पणी जोड़ा गया हे…
a dirty old farmer wallked into his room and found a भेड़ under his arm and said, this is the pig i have to FUCK when ur not up for sex , and the farmers wife said,honey u will find that is a sheep,the farmer said,u will find i was tallking to the भेड़ honey ,but geet hear let me lick ur boobs and vagina एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
smile
retrojunkie कहा …
आप peoples is just silly. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
PokemonFan259 कहा …
In Soviet Russia translator translates you!
पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
lily649 कहा …
story of my life buttcrack on my चाकू but it keeps avoiding me story of my soul putting a hole in my story dnt think wrong i wasnt going to put wat u think i was पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
jbiebgirl100 टिप्पणी जोड़ा गया हे…
whaaaa एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
laugh
lily649 कहा …
can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky like chicken wings i could really use some sauce right now sauce right sauce right now can my friend कहा half of this lmbo पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
jbiebgirl100 टिप्पणी जोड़ा गया हे…
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...LOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL...you got the sauce part...lolol lmafo!!!!!!we have 2 do 3 way today!!!!!lololool chicken wing!!!!!! एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
lily649 कहा …
wat the most disturbing thing on earth?

answer:perez hilton पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
jbiebgirl100 टिप्पणी जोड़ा गया हे…
ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
lynnn टिप्पणी जोड़ा गया हे…
heheheheh एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
laugh
TayTayBieber कहा …
what do आप call teeth आप get for a dollar ? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
lily649 टिप्पणी जोड़ा गया हे…
cheap plastic fangs एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
laugh
TayTayBieber कहा …
what does the hillbilly call a deer with no eye ?
tricky one ? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
wolfclan121 टिप्पणी जोड़ा गया हे…
bulls eye एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
smile
TayTayBieber कहा …
Why did the cookie go to the doctor ? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
Hot_n_cold टिप्पणी जोड़ा गया हे…
Because it felt crummy? :p एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
TayTayBieber टिप्पणी जोड़ा गया हे…
omg how did आप know that ? एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
lily649 टिप्पणी जोड़ा गया हे…
hot_n_cold lolz एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
hmmm
peterslover कहा …
why DID the chicken पार करना, क्रॉस the road? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
dreamfields टिप्पणी जोड़ा गया हे…
To दिखाना the racoon it could be done? एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
peterslover टिप्पणी जोड़ा गया हे…
Could be. I've seen too many racoons bite-it on the side of the road :P ~LOL~ एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
lily649 टिप्पणी जोड़ा गया हे…
not funny एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
wolfclan121 टिप्पणी जोड़ा गया हे…
i know the rooster crossed the road to save his wife from KFC एक साल  से अधिक पुराना