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Article by Directioner3300 posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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Ok so here are three of my jokes that I came up with.They just popped into my head a couple of times and when I wanted to post it somewhere I decided to post them right here.
So I hope आप like the jokes!! :)
Ok so here's my first one that I came up with.
1.What kind of creature do आप see in a dark alley?
An alley-gator!!!!

2.What does a तोता use to get out of an airplane?
A parrot-chute!!!!

And last but not least.
द्वारा the way those who aren't Jewish the Hora is a dance that Jewish people do for Hanukkah.And this joke is based on the Hora.

3.What did the man say when he कहा something bad during the dance?
That was Hora-ble!!!!
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Article by KyoyaTategami01 posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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Yo Moma so fat that she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit

Yo Moma so fat,when she dies in Call of Duty,the player get's the 5 person kill streak

Yo Moma so stupid that she played got your nose with Voldemort

Yo Moma so fat,the sorting hat has signed her to the house of पेनकेक्स

Yo Moma so stupid that Rebecca Black told her Thursday comes before Friday

Yo Moma so fat,she's a map on Call of Duty

Yo Moma so ugly,she's the reason why Waldo is hiding

Yo Moma so stupid,she brought tickets to Xbox Live

Yo Moma so ugly,she makes blind kids cry

Yo Moma so fat,when she sat on the iPod,she made the iPad

Yo Moma so stupid,she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth

Yo Moma so ugly,when she joined MySpace,everyone switched to फेसबुक

Yo Moma so stupid,she got fired at the M&M factory for throwing out the W's

Yo Moma so fat,she's on both sides of the family
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Article by ChiliPepperLuv posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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1. Why did the turkey पार करना, क्रॉस the road? He wasn't a chicken.
2. Knock, knock! Who's there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee, I ring the doorbell.
3. If आप are American in the living room, what are आप in the bathroom? European (you're a peein')!
4. What did the science book say to the math book? Boy, do आप have problems!
5. When I fell down, a friend asked, "Are आप all right?" I replied, "No, I'm half left."
6. What do आप get when आप पार करना, क्रॉस a hedgehog with a turtle? A slow poke
7. Why do skunks like Valentine's Day? They're scent-imental.
8. Knock, knock! Who's there? Urine. Urine who? Urine for a big surprise. I peed myself laughing at these jokes.
9. Knock, knock! Who's there? Britney Spears. Britney Spears who? Knock, Knock! Who's there? Britney Spears. Britney Spears who? Oops! I did it again.
10. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Interrupting Chili Peppers. Interrupting...Give it away, give it away, give it away now!
11. What did one meteor say to the other? Help me! I'm falling!
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Fan fiction by pipiqueen posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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here is one of my fav jokes-

teacher- students,as a part of literary week celebrations, we have decided to hold a competition!

(children starts to look at each other and whisper)

teacher- silence! the contest is, each दिन आप have to read a well known book! and i'll say the names of some well-known books,and those who have read it should raise their hands, and the one who has read most books,will get extra recess time

(children cheers!later at the end of the week)

teacher- how many of आप read , hamlet?

(the whole class raise their hands!)

teacher-good! now how many has read oddissi?

(again the whole class raise their hands!the teacher is suspicious whether they r lying,so she decides to test them)

teacher- exellent!now how many of आप have read the biography of aristotile?

(as expected,the whole class raise their hands again!)

teacher- good,but may i inform आप that there is no book yet,called biography of aristotle?
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List by FLUFFYMUFFIN posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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Ok this is my सूची of jokes I made. 1.Why does Russia have fast runners? Cuz their Russian! 2.A famous track runner is questioned द्वारा 2 reporters. on of the reporters asked,"were did आप run your last race?" and the सेकंड one said,"How did आप win the race?" the runner कहा 1 word to answer BOTH of the reporters questions! what was the word? (the answer is Iran) 3.tell a friend,"may i ask a question?" when they say yes आप say,"out?" then they will be confused right? then tell them,"I jest asked आप out." 4. If your friend says anything positive about himself say,"friend...if आप were locked in a खाना Market...youd STARVE to death!" 5. If someone says to pickup your room, then say,"its WAY too heavy!!" 6. were do elderly people like to Rock-out? In their ROCKING CHAIR!! >.<
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Fan fiction by Gokussj173 posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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1.One दिन a man noticed that his Credit Card is stolen...But he didn't रिपोर्ट it to Police.
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Guess WHY????? ;D
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Because the thief was spending less than his wife.....Hahahahha!!!!

2.Friend no.1:Hey dude,what are u lookin for so intensly in the keyboard?
Friend 2:I'm playin a game and it says "Press any key to continue".But I cant find the "any" key here...

3.(A teacher to a student)
Teacher:Dave,tell the name of 1 thing that has NOT been used since 10 years...
Dave:Sir,my brain!!!
Teacher:FOOL!!!
Dave:Thats why I told "Brain"...

4.One दिन a bank was robbed.The robbers succesfully managed to escape from there and hid in a truck.
Thief 1:Boss,I forgot to count how money we stole.!
Thief 2:Yeah boss,I also forgot to count!
Boss:Dont worry,we can find it out in the newspaper tomorrow!!!
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Article by x-menobsessed26 posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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your mum is so fat when she stands on the इंद्रधनुष she makes skittles

ur mama's so ugly she called bob the builder and he said, I cant fix that-

Your mama so fat, when she went to the airport the cops arrested her for having ten pounds of crack

Your mama teeth is so yellow, when she went outside and smiled, cars slowed down

Your mama so fat, when she went into the ocean whales stared singing, "WE ARE FAMILY EVEN THOUGH YOUR FATTER THAN ME"

Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the moon it broke

Your mama so ugly, when she looked out the window she got aressted for mooning

आप were so ugly at birth, your parents named आप **** Happens.

You're so ugly, आप have to put a bag on your head to get your dog to hump your leg

You're so ugly, when आप walk into the bank they turn off the cameras.

You're so ugly, आप went to a haunted house and came out with an application
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Article by twilightlover73 posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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#1 Man Talking to a King
Man: Your majesty, what do a million years count for you?
King: For me, A minute.
Man: What do a million dollars count for you?
King: For me, a penny.
Man: Can I have a penny?
King: Wait a minute.

#2 A man talking to a doctor.
Man: Doctor I feel like everyone is trying to get rid of me.
Doctor: Next!

#3 (WARNING: rude joke) A man got, married. He opened his wife's lap top. He entered the पासवर्ड "penis". The computer says: ERROR! पासवर्ड too short!

#4 Santa talking to Banta
Santa: So, आप are distantly related to the family अगला door, are you?
Banta: Yes, their dog is our dog's brother.

#5 Q:Why do some idiots take a car door with them when they go to the desert?
A: So they can open the window when it gets hot.

#6 Q: Who can jump higher than a mountain?
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Article by natty13 posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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A young Aussie joins the navy. On the दिन he is about to go to sea, his father warned him to be aware of gay sailors.
"But dad, how will I know?"
"Trust me son, आप will know.
After 6 months at sea, the ship comes into port. The father was on the dock waiting for his son. The son, seeing his father, got off the ship and s...hook his fathers hand.
"Well son,how did it go?"
"Dad, I found out what आप ment about gay sailors. One night I was out on deck all alone when a man came द्वारा and put his hand on my shoulder so I threw him overboard."
"But how could आप tell he was gay?"
"Well, for 3 days he swam behind the नाव yelling "THROW ME A BOUY, THROW ME A BOUY"
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Article by natty13 posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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1 दिन 2 very lovin parents got into a huge fight, the man called the women a "bitch" and the women called the man a "bastard".

Their son wlked in n कहा "Wat doz कुतिया, मतलबी n bastard mean?" n d parents replied "ladies and gentlemen".

d nx दिन d parents decided 2 hav sex, d women कहा "feel my titties" n the man कहा "feel my dick".

Their son wlked in n asked "What doz titties n dick mean?" n d parents replied "hats n coats".

On Thnksgivin d dad was shavin n cut himself, "Shit" he said, d kid came in n asked "What's dat mean" n dman कहा it was d brand shavin cream he was usin.

Dwn stairs d mom was preparin d turkey, n she cut herself, "Fuck" she said. Once again the kid asked "What's dat mean" the mom कहा dats wat she calls stuffin d turkey.

मांद, डेन d door घंटी, बेल rang. d kid answered d door to his relatives n कहा "Alright u bitches n bastards, put ur dicks n titties in d closet, my dad is upstairs wipin the shit off his face, n my mom is in the रसोई, रसोईघर fuckin d turkey!
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Opinion by chowjoyi posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship‚ holding her hat on tightly so that it wouldn't blow off in the wind.

A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me‚ madam. I do not intend to be forward‚ but did आप know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"

"Yes‚ I know‚" कहा the lady‚ "I need both hands to hold onto this hat."

"But‚ madam‚ आप must know that your privates are exposed!" कहा the gentleman in earnest.

The woman looked down‚ then back up at the man and replied‚ "Sir‚ anything आप see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"

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Article by harold posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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"Then आप दिखाना up and drink my poison!"

Barnaby laughed with the others, but his दिल wasn't in it. He was concentrating too hard. Should he have picked one that was और ribald?

"You didn't tell it right!"

He'd heard that one before, but Jim really had a good delivery, and got a big laugh. Barnaby thought he was ready, but just couldn't interject into the flow of jokes of the older guys.

"Don't worry - it'll stretch!"

Every साल his brother Al would meet with his फ्रेंड्स for their reunion. They each made a point of coming back to Gull Cove the same time each year, just for this night. Al was ten years older than him; Barnaby had grown up modeling himself after Al, always trying to be like his big brother. Al, for his part, had taken the kid under his wing and never tired of his tagging along during his teen years. So Barnaby had become something like a mascot to these reunions, long before he could understand most of the conversation, playing in the restaurants या sitting on a स्टूल, मल watching the men play pool.
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